Well meez fawt since it wus da weekend yous mite enjoy havin’ a little laff. And findin’ out dat ow duties awe not all sombew and wowky. Aftew all mommy sez ifin yous can’t laff at yous selff den you’s bound tu be da subject of many jokes. So meez told yous last ’bout meez and Lexi bwingin’ mommy small items of food and uddew fings. And meez bwiefly mentioned dat mommy had a special day comin’ up. Which by da way, shes has a special day comin’ up soon now tu. Anyways, back tu da special day yeaws ago. As meez told yous sis Lexi wus awawe dat mommys day wus just wound da cownew and so wees decided tu tweat mommy special fuw a day. Now twuff is, us kittys don’t know what day of da week it is. Wees can’t wead da clock or da calendaw, so fuw us it didn’t mattew ifin it wus on mommys day or just any day. Oooops, meez gotta back up a bit. Meez fuwgot tu tell yous dat wees sleep in/on da bed wiff mommy. As a mattew of fact, mommy can’t sleep at all ifin wees not in/on da bed wiff hers. When wees get up in da nite tu go tu da pawdee box, mommy wakes up. Hers dusn’t get up (purrawly kuldn’t walk ifin hers wanted tu), but hers wakes up (a little); and shes dusn’t nod back off til wees join hers again in/on da bed. Okay, so Lexi and meez decided dat wees wus gunna make mommys’ meownin special fuw hers special day.
So wees all went tu bed and nodded off. A little latew Lexi stawted pawin’ at meez and me woke up and looked at hers. Shes kwitely meowed fuw meez tu come wiff hers and wees boff kwitely jumped off da bed and headed fuw da kitchen. When wees got der Lexi jumped up on da table and stwetched cwoss da chaiw tu da cabinet and stawted tu paw at da cwackew box. Den shes lost hers balance and fell tu da chaiw. (not vewy faw down, and shes wusn’t huwt). But it did make nuff noise dat mommy stawted callin’ fuw us. Meez wan back tu da bed and Lexi wan tu da pawdee box woom and stawwted sscwatchin’ da pawdee box. Meez laid nex tu mommy and stawted massagin’ hers. Wees kuld boff heaw Lexi scwatchin’ at da pawdee box, so wees just waited. Finally Lexi joined us and amidst da purrin, soon mommy wus off tu sleep again. So Lexi and meez wus off tu da kitchen. Again Lexi stawted tu paw da cwackew box, and it fell tu da floow. Meez went ovew and stawwted pawin’ at da box, and den meez heawd mommy mumble. By dis time Lexi had moved ovew tu da box of canned cokes, and wus diggin’ in it. Fwaid dat mommy wus gunna wake up meez wanned back tu da bed and wight nex tu mommy. Meez waited a foo minutes and den Lexi appeawed in da doow way and shes looked waddew purrtewbed. So meez got down and back tu da kitchen wees went. Meez continued tu paw at da cwackew box and Lexi contiued tu dig in da coke box. Wees had plans of takin’ mommy bwekky in bed.
So, til da nex time, yous will hav tu wunnew ’bout mommys’ little mess. mol
Hav a pawsum Catuwday!!
- Wees all weady fuw bed. Tuwn da camewa and da T.V. off mommy. ♥
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