A “Normal” Day in da Life…

Well meez fawt dat meez wuld take yous fwu a “nowmal” day in ow house.  It all stawts when mommy wakes up in da meownin.  Wees don’t hav a set time tu get up as wees don’t go tu bed at any pawtiulaw time.  So anyways when mommy wakes up hers gently sez ow names, “Lexi.  Dezi. Mornin’ angels.”  And wees stwetch a little and den stawt massagin’ hers legs and awms.  And den one of us bwings da chaiw tu da side of da bed and den wees bof get behind mommy and stawwt pushin’ hers tu da chaiw.  By dis time hers awms awe wowkin’ nuff tu help pull hers selff ovew and wight side up in da chaiw.  Den Lexi and meez jump ovew ontu mommys lap and ‘pendin’ on hoo is by da joystick as tu hoo dwives us tu da pawdee box woom.  On a “nowmal” day da fone wuldn’t wing, da doowbell wuldn’t chime, and der wuld be no distwactions, as wees dwive tu da pawdee box woom.  Once der, wees all avail owselves of da facilities. (like meez big wowds?. mol)  Anyways, once wees take cawe of business den we’s off tu da kitchen tu get sum bwekky.  

Luv meez mommy, Purrlease......
Luv meez mommy, Purrlease…..♥ (Dezi)

Mommy puts each of ow plates down and givs us boff a kiss and tells us shes luvs us and tells Lexi tu eat slowly (ifin shes dusn’t shes fwos up hers bwekky and den wants mowe) and den mommy makes hers a cup of coffee.  Lexi stawts tu eat but meez waits fuw mommy tu settle in.  Coffee weady mommy sits in da sittin’ chaiw and pawks da wheelchaiw.  And den meez eats a foo bites and den goes tu mommy tu get sum luvvin’.  And den tu hav a look out da fwunt doow and den back tu eat a foo mowe bites.  Meez wepeats dis ’nuff times so dat mommys coffee is usually cold afuw hers gets a chance tu dwink it. MOL  And so hers gets anuddew cup and wees stawt all ovew.  Dis time meez has gone back tu da pawdee box and is hollewin’ fuw hers tu clean it wight now.  And fankfully by dis time hers can finally walk a bit.  So hers cleans da pawdee box and back tu dwink hers now wawm coffee.  But meez has uddew plans.  

I'z lubz youz mommy. Juzt a foo more nomz.
I’z lubz youz mommy. Juzt a foo more nomz. ♥ (Lexi) 

As soon as hers sits down meez is jumpin’ in hers lap fuw sum luvvin’ and Lexi comes up fuw hers malty (haiwball tweatment).  Mommy kisses meez and meez is off tu eat a foo mowe bites and den look out da doow sum mowe and Lexi gets hers malty, and now mommys second cup of coffee is ice cold and undwunk. 🙂  Oh hers had a foo sips, but not much.  So mommys back in da kitchen fixin anuddew cup of coffee and Lexi is back on da table askin’ fuw mowe noms.  Of couwse mommy tells hers no, cuz hers alweady had hers moisty noms and sum dwy noms and malty, and wees gunna get tweats in a bit.  Anuddew cup of coffee made, mommy is back in da sittin’ chaiw.  Just as soon as hers sits down meez stawts meweekin’ cuz Lexi has gone tu da pawdee box while mommy wus gettin’ hers coffee.  Mommy  gets up and cleans da pawdee box again, and den hers goes back tu hav hers coffee.  

 

By dis time mommys voice is a little shaky and hers eyes glisten like deys wet, and hers sits down and sez, “Angels, purrlease let me just drink this one cup of coffee. Okay??  Lexi, honey stay outta your sisfurs plate and Dezi darlin’ purrlease just eat your brekky.”  Lexi lays down and meez goes tu eat and mommy has hers coffee.  Now meez not sayin’ dat it’s completely uneventful, but mommy stands purretty fiwm by now and hers dusn’t jump evewtime meez skweeks or Lexi meows.  Bwekky finally ovew, we’s ontu da ‘putew tu check in wiff all of yous.  So faw dis is a “nowmal” meownin/day in ow lives.  

Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Day!!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥          

 ♦ Dezi ♦

Mommys’ Little Mess (es) Pt. 2

So as meez told yous yesfuwday sis Lexi and meez wus gunna make mommy feel special fuw hers special day.  And yous left us last in da kitchen wiff sis Lexi diggin’ in da coke box fuw a can of coke and meez pawin’ away at da cwackew box fuw a package of cwackews.  Oh, and mommy asleep in bed. MOL   So meez wus pawin’ fuw meez life and finally me got da box open.  Meez stawted tu pull out a package of cwackews when suddenly da coke box tumbled down and cans of coke wolled out all ovew da floow. Lexi and meez boff stopped dead in ow twacks and looked at each uddew. Dat wus gunna wake up mommy fuw suwe.  But wees wus so close and so wees decided tu continue tu twy tu get mommys tweats.  And den wees heawd, “Girls, what are ya’ll doin’?  Come back to bed angels.  Lexi!!!  Dezi!!!  Come to bed!!”  So meez wan tu da pawdee box and Lexi wan behind meez. Lexi stopped at da pawdee box woom doow and Meowed and mommy sed, “Honey come back tu bed.”  Lexi hopped up on da bed and snuggled wiff mommy. And den mommy sed, “Where’s your sister sweety?”   And den meez appeawed outta nowhewe and jumped back up on da bed.  A little cuddle, a little purr and finally mommy went back tu sleep and Lexi and meez wan back tu da kitchen tu wetwieve ow mommys suwpwises.  Lexi stawted pushin’ one of da cans down da hall, and meez bit intu one of da packages of cwackews and headed down da hall behind hers. Wees had dun it, almost.

 

It wuzn't me mommy.
It wuzn’t me mommy. ♥ 

On meez way back tu da bedwoom, meez wealized dat meez had opened da cwackews and der wus peanut buttew. 🙂  OMC Meez du like peanut buttew.  But dis is ‘posed tu be fuw mommy, so meez keeps goin’.  Lexi is still pushin dat can when meez catches up tu hers so….meez took a little bweak and licked a cwackew, okay or 2.  Lexi finally got da can ovew tu da chaiw, and it wolled almost unnew da wheel and den hers jumped back intu bed.  So meez jumped up intu da chaiw and den tu da bed wiff da cwackews.  And when meez jumped, da package opened up mowe and a foo cwackews fell out ontu da bed.  Lexi told meez tu put da cwackews in mommys chaiw, so meez took da west of da package and laid it in da chaiw.  Meez licked a little mowe cwackew and den back tu bed meez went. When mommy finally woke up, meez got da cwackews and laid dem on mommys chest.  Mommy sed fank yous and kissed meez as me wubbed hers face. And den wees got mommy weady tu get in da chaiw and stawted pushin’ hers.  And as mommy wolled, hers cwushed up one of da cwackews dat wus layin on da bed.  And da ones meez laid on hers chest fell off and ontu da bed where mommy cwushed dem tu.  So mommy wus purretty much covewed in peanut buttew cwackews.  MOL  Once intu da chaiw mommy wealized hers had sat on yet anuddew cwackew. MOL So meez tuwned on da chaiw, but it didn’t move. Mommy didn’t know what kuld be wrong wiff it. So hers looked wound on da floow, and den shes saw it.  A can of Coke wight unnew da tiwe and fixin’ tu go skwish!!!  Mommy panicked and tuwned da chaiw off and wolled da can away fwum da chaiw and wees wus off. Yous shulda seen hers face when shes saw da suwpwise wees left fuw hers in da kitchen. MOL  Wees wus boff purrin’ ow loudest cuz wees wus so purroud of owselves.  Mommy just stawed in amazemnet at how clevew wees wus. And den mommy hugged and kissed us boff.  And den mommy looked wound at da floow full of cans of cokes and packages of cwackews and sed,  “Oh my angels I love you both so much.  I guess it’s just a little mess made by mommys’ little messes.”  

Hoo meez??
Hoo meez?? ♥

     

  So, til da nex time, what kinds of little messes du yous angels leav yous??  

Hav a Pawsum Sunday!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥          

Dezi ♥

Dezi’s Drivin’!!!

So mommy and mez been pwacticin’ da wheelchaiw dwivin’ a lot, and meez been wunnin intu evewfin, a lot. MOL   Meez dwove in tu da walls and da doows and da chest kwite a foo mowe times, but meez wus  still twyin’.  Meez wus gunna mastew dis no mattew what.  Aftew all, ifin Lexi kuld du it meez fawt fuw suwe dat me kuld. mol   So one meownin’ wees woke up and gav mommy hers massage and den Lexi bwought  da wheelchaiw tu da bed.   And wees got mommy in da chaiw and den meez jumped in mommys lap in da dwivin’ seat.   Da last leesson had meez and mommy wunnin’ intu da wall yet again cuz da fone wang.  So mommy looked at meez and sis Lexi looked at meez and me just got weady tu dwive tu da pawdee box woom.  So mommy told Lexi tu let meez dwive and Lexi sat down on mommys uddew leg.  Meez tuwned da chaiw on and pushed da joystick fowawd and wees wus headin fuw da pawdee box woom.  So faw so good.  And den….Meez mouf slipped and da chaiw jewked a little and Lexi jumped down and wan on tu da pawdee box woom.  But meez stopped so wees didn’t wun intu anyfin’.  And den meez stawted again.  When wees got tu da edge of da pawdee box woom meez pushed da joystick weally hawd fuw just a second and den meez lifted meez head so da chaiw wuld stop and not keep goin’ and fwo mommy and meez intu da tub again.  Meez had dun it!!!!  Yippeeeeeee!!!!  Meez had dwove mommy all da way tu da pawdee box woom and not wan intu anyfin’!!!!   😀   Now ifin meez can just get mommy down da hall and tu da kitchen.    

 

Now as yous know, cuz meez been tellin’ ya’; tumowwo is meez sis Lexi’s Meowday.   Fuw those of you hoo don’t know what a Meowday is, it’s what mommy calls ow Biwfdays. Altho’ mommy knows zakly when wees wus bown, so many adopted kittys’ biwfdays awen’t known.  So a long time ago mommy stawted callin’ dem Meowdays so dat evew kitty kuld hav a special day tu celebwate.  Dis wus afuw da tewm ‘gotcha day’ wus wound.  Anyways, last night wees had ow favowit people food, PIZZA!!!!  🙂  So meez gunna shawe ow pizza pawty fotos wiff you tuday, and tumowwo will be all ’bout sis Lexi.  Me will get back tu meez stowwy on Wednesday, so meez hopes you enjoy bein’ pawt of ow celebwation.                      Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Munday!!

 

 

Yummy, nommm, meez luvs pizza.
Yummy, nommm, meez luvs pizza.
Yummmy, dat pizza wuz good!!
Yummmmy, dat pizza wuz good!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥      

Dezi

Time Fur Anuddew Dwivin’ Lesson!!

Well meez hadn’t mastewed da wheelchaiw so mommy decided it wuz time fuw anuddew dwivin’ lesson. Dis time wees stawted in da bedwoom cuz dis is whewe meez will du most of da dwivin’ fwum anyways, and is fuw-vew fwum da hall and da walls. MOL   Cuz da bedwoom walls hav fings in fwunt of dem. Ders a chest of dwawews on one wall and a dwessew on anuddew wall and mommys vanity on anuddew and well da bed blocks da uddew wall.  Meeez wuld need tu dwive mommy fwum da bed tu da pawdee box woom in da meownins when hers can’t hawdly muv.  So wees stawted at da bed.  Mommy had da chaiw pointed tuwawds da pawdee box woom and so all dat wuz left is fuw meez tu dwive us der.  So Meez pawed da on button and it beeped.  Meez den put me mouf on da joystick and lifted meez eyes so meez kuld see, and slowly pushed da joystick fowawd, and…..wees didn’t muv. MOL   Not even an inch.  So meez pawed da on button again, and slid meez paw back down tu mommys lap, and pushed da joystick fowawd a bit stwongew, and……ZooooooooM!!!   BANG!!!   BOOM!!!!!   Wight intu da chest of dwawews. MOL   Meez had pawed da speed button when meez dwagged me paw back down aftew westawtin’ da chaiw.  Fank Catness mommy puts paddin’ on da chaiw duwin’ twainin’. MOL  Meez finks wees wus boff stunned cuz wees boff just sat der like…fuwevew afuw mommy backed us up.  Meez kuldn’t get down so meez had tu sit der all cwunched up lookin’ at da chest. MOL   Finally mommy backed us up and wees stawted ovew back at da bed.

 

Or so mommy fawt. She got us all backed up and and loosened her gwip on me and meez wus off.  Yep wight outta der meez went. Dat wus nuff fuw meez. MOL   Well mommy let meez fink dat me had won cuz hers came and sat down in da livin’ woom and stawted watchin T.V. til meez got up in hers lap, which took all of 5 minutes.  Meez wuz luvvin’ and purrin and den she held me and back tu da chaiw we went again. OMC   Dat’s just not faiw.  Meez wanted tu luv not leawn. MOL   Wees sat down and mommy held meez a little tightew den afuw and so meez put me mouf on da joystick and pushed it fowawd. Wees wus off.  Fings wus lookin’ good tu, not tu fast and not tu slow, wees wus goin’ at a speed dat wus just wight.  And den wees got tu da pawdee box woom and meez had tu push da joystick fowawd a little hawdew tu get ovew da hump, and……BOOoooOOOooom!!! (dat’s vibwations–mol)  Wight intu da bafftub. MOL  Yous know dat pawdee box woom floow is a little slippewy,  Da tiwes woll much fastew on it den dey du on da cawpet.  And dis time mommy and meez boff fell fowawd intu da tub. OMC   Mommy wus clutchin’ meez so tight and hers tuwned so dat hers wus da one dat hit da hawd tub and meez wus on mommys chest.  Sis Lexi heawd da commotion and hers came wunnin’ intu da pawdee box woom and jumped up in da chaiw and looked at boff mommy and me like, “Whatcha’ duin’?”  MOL   Okay, lesson ovew fur da day mommy.  Meez dun nuff.   Meez got yous tu da pawdee box woom da west is up tu you. MOL 

Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Day!!!

 

Hav a Pawsum Day!!!
Hav a Pawsum Day!!!  🙂

 

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥ ♥ ♥  

Dezi