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Hello Chest of Drawers

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Well as purromised weez gunna be tellin’ a Service cat twainin’ posty today. Furst tho’ me wuld like to ask fur yous continued purrayers fur sissy. It’s been an up and down kinda weekend. Okay on wiff da stowry.

 

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Faynk you fur da purrayerz.

You know twainin’ dusn’t happen overnight and there’s lots of oopsies along da way. So weez not mind dat yous laff and find our stowries funny. Most of da time even we fawt they was funny at da time and fur sure now. So dat bein’ sed, meez last posty had me dwivin’ mommy and me into da dwesser stead of da pawdee box room. It’s weally purrtant dat me learns to dwive to da pawdee box room cuz mommy needs da wheelchair most in da meownins when she wakes up and can’t move. Ifin yous just joinin’ us me wuld like to splain to and wemind ya’ why it is mommy can’t move in da meownin’. See hers pain medicine wears off duwin’ da night and she sleeps half layin’ and half sittin’ and dusn’t move. Mommy has a little of da westless leg cwamps but she dusn’t turn or roll over in da night. She wakes up in da same place and pawsition as she went to sleep in. So when da meds wear off hers joints and muscles stawrt “fureezin’” up wesultin’ in hers not bein’ able to move. Any of ya’ dat have any sperience wiff awfur-itis will kinda unnewstand this. Mommy basically has severe awfur-itis in hers whole body.

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So, after meez oopsy sis Lexi took over and got mommy to da pawdee box room and then to da kitchen to fix our bwekky. After bwekky we had a little cat nap and played sum. When tweat tiime came mommy called me and sis Lexi back to da bedroom where she sat waitin’ in da movin’ chair (wheelchair). At furst me didn’t fink anyfin’ ‘bout it cuz sumtimes mommy sits in da movin’ chair duwin’ da day. Like when she needs to take out da twash or check da mail or even when she has to take care of Buddy fur Mr. W. So me jumped up in hers lap and sissy jumped on da bed and we waited fur our tweats. Mommy seemed a little stingy wiff da tweats but twuff is we get purrlenty. So when mommy put da bag in da little pocket on da awrm of da chair me stawrted to get down. But mommy had udder plans.

 

Mommy gently stopped me fwum runnin’ off and stawrted tellin’ me to turn on da chair. She pawsitioned me by da power awrm and lifted meez paw up towards da joystick. Me turned and looked at sissy still layin’ on da bed and havin’ a little baff, and then looked back at da joystick. Me pawed at da buttons on da movin’ chair and it finally beeped. It beeped a lot of times actually but mommy kuld see da wainbow of lights fwu meez neck ruff so she told me to bite da joystick. Mommy kuldn’t see da second wainbow of lights but she had turned da chair down to da slow settin’ afur callin’ me and Lexi to her so she was sure we was gunna be takin’ it slow and easy. She gave meez head a gentle push to da joystick and me bit down on it. Mommys hand rested softly on meez back wight behind meez head. Me pushed da joystick and we inched furward and stopped. We was on da cawrpet and da slow mo was just too slow. MOL So mommy weached ‘wound me and pushed da speed button one time. It wuld still be slow, but hopefully this wuld get us goin’.

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Mommy gently pushed meez head and me bit da joystick again and pushed. We jolted a little and inched furward again. Da jolt caused me to put meez paws up on da power panel and me accidently turned da chair off so we came to a joltin’ stop again. Mommy told me to turn da movin’ chair on again, and me pawed at da buttons. Now ifin yous ever had a good look at meez paws yous will notice they be HUGE and me has lots of tufts of fur on ‘em. Even when me was a little kit meez paws was quite lawrge and those buttons be weally small and weally close togevver. So yous guessed it, meez turned on da movin’ chair but me also turned up da speed. And when me pushed da joystick furward we shot off like gweased lightnin’ toward da pawdee box room. Sumhow da fwunt wheels had turned a little and we stawrted turnin’ and headin’ fur da big chest of drawers sittin wight next to da pawdee box room. Me kuldn’t see everyfin’ since meez head was down, but me kuld see da bottom of dat chest getting’ closer and closer and mommy was yellin’, “Dezi stop!!! Dezi, let go of the joystick!!!” Did me lissen? Nope, me just pushed hawrder. And suddenly…BOOM CWASH BANG There we was up close and purrsonal wiff da chest of drawers. Mommys knees was pinned and there was nowhere to go.

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Finally me let go of da joystick and looked wound. OMC We was so close but me still hadn’t gotten mommy to da pawdee box room. Sissy had quit bathin’ and was lookin’ at mommy and me wiff hers big ole gween eyes. Meez sure she was shakin’ hers head at me. She even let out a meow and me was sure she sed sumfin’ like, “Dat kidz nebber gunna lern. I’z nebber gunna git anee help rownd heer.” Me mewed back and mommy backed us away fwum da chest and back to da bed facin’ da pawdee box room again. Me looked at mommy and mewed, “Weally mommy? Don’t yous fink weez oughtta quit fur da day?” But it seemed mommy wasn’t payin’ tention to me at all. Stead she was tellin’ me bite da joystick again. Meez gunna stop here fur today, but stay tuned fur da next twainin’ posty and find out what happened next.

 

Till da next time…………………….Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Dezi and Lexi

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Another Lesson Already

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So da last twainin’ posty had me runnin’ us into da chest of drawers. Which, by da way, has their ever been a better name fur sumfin’? You know weez have fings called dwessers, and vanity’s and so on. But dat dwesser dusn’t dwess mommy or us. And meez not weally know ifin da vaity be vain or not, but a chest of drawers is zactly what it is. Wight? Who names these fings, dat’s what me wants to know. You fink meez getting’ off da subject don’t ya’? Well ifin fings had more purropwiate names then maybe me wuld unnewstand when mommy sez fings like, “Dezi, slow down, you’re gunna run into the vanity.” Or, “Hold on Dezi, We’re headin’ for the dresser fast.” How was me posed to know mommy didn’t wanna go to da dwesser after goin’ to da pawdee box room? Seems to me she wuld wanna get dwessed. After all you hoomans sure do like to cover everyfin’ up.

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So anyways, sissy took over da dwivin’ again dat day and meez lesson was over. Me walked wound dat chair a few times dat day lookin’ it over and finkin’ ‘bout it. Pawently whacky paw dwivin’ ain’t da way to go. Sure meez head was up so me kuld see everyfin’, but dat wasn’t necessarily a good fing. Me finks to meez selff dat maybe me oughtta just let sissy do da dwivin’ of da movin’ chair. Meez weallly good at answerin’ da fone and da door, and sissy be gweat at dwivin’. So maybe we can’t all be good at everyfin’. Me even meowed to sissy ‘bout it later dat day. Sissy meowed to me dat me was just gunna have to take it slow and easy, but dat me had to learn to dwive da movin’ chair. So da next meownin’ when we all woke up and got mommy to da chair me laid back down and sissy went ahead and dwove mommy to da pawdee box room. Me fawt me had escaped a lesson in dwivin’. But ever patient mommy wasn’t finished wiff me yet.

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After bwekky mommy busied hers selff at da movin’ chair. Me kuldn’t see zactly what she was duin’, but she had a bottle of sum sort and was spwayin’ dat joystick. When she finished she called me over to her and sat down in da movin’ chair. Me can’t wesist a little luvvin’ so me sauntered over to mommy and sis Lexi took up hers post to watch whatever events unfolded. Mommy sez meez a pwissy butt and wiggles when me walks. Da sign of a twue Suddern Belle. Maybe dat’s why meez middle name is Izabella. Me reached mommy and rubbed hers leg. Me wasn’t weal sure me wanted to get back into dat chair after runnin’ into da chest of drawers da day afur. Mommy reached down and picked me up and sat me in hers lap. And suddenly meez nose went up in da air and meez mouff opened and me stawrted duin’ da flemmin’. Yous know, takin’ in da smell weal good. Yous seen kitties duin’ it afur. Openin’ our mouffs enables us to weally take in da scent. And let me tell ya’, there was a gweat smell comin’ fwum da joystick awea of da movin’ chair.

 

It enticed me to stawt rubbin’ against da joystick. Me even gave it a lick or two. Mommy had spwayed da joystick wiff nip spway. See she knew dat whacky paw dwivin’ wasn’t gunna work eever, and so she hoped by spwayin’ da joystick wiff catnip me wuld wanna bite it again. And she was wight. It took a while cuz me also wanted to rub it, but mommy gently pushed meez head a few times and me finally gave in and bit down on da joystick. Altho’ da furst push or two me gave mommy a little “grrrrrrrrr” Me has a little fake growl dat me uses sumtimes and dat’s what me did when mommy twied to get me to immediately bite down. Course all dat nip made me feel a little feisty. MOL Well after me bit down mommy twied to reach over meez head and turn on da chair. We was back in da bedroom and she had furgot to turn on da light so she kuldn’t see very good and fur sum weason she sez she can’t see fwu all meez fur. So she stawrted pushin’ down on buttons twyin’ to hit da power button.

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She finally heard da beep dat signaled da movin’ chair was on, and she gently pushed meez head. We was pointeed wight at da pawdee box room so all we had to do was go stwaight. Afur callin’ me to her mommy had turned da speed down so she fawt we wuld slowly inch to da pawdee box room. What she didn’t know is dat while she was puttin’ da spway bottle of nip away sis Lexi had used da chair to get up on da bed to watch, and when she jumped up she had turned da chair on and off again and also turned da speed up. It’s way to easy to turn da speed up. All ya’ gotta do is just push da button. Mommy sez hers furst chair had a turn knob fur speed and wasn’t as easy to change. Not dat sissy and Lucky hadn’t figgered it out, it just took a little longer.

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Anyways, me was soakin’ up all da pawsum nip fwum dat joystick when mommy gently pushed meez head. Again we jutted furward and meez mouff still bitin’ da joystick turned meez head to look fur sissy and da whole chair turned wiff me. Mommy stawrted hollerin’, “Dezi, let go, we’re gunna run into the dresser.” Me jerked meez head back wound to look at mommy wiff da bitey still on da joystick and weez turned even more. And afur me knew it we hit da bed and me was frown jumped onto da bed next to Lexi. Me shook like a dog getting’ outta a baff, and bounded toward da chair and mommy. Mommy was sittin’ there laffin’ so hawrd she was cwyin’ and sissy kuldn’t get off da bed and down da hall fast enuff. Me got to mommy and put da bitey on da awrm of dat movin’ chair. Me was gunna punish it fur hurtin’ mommy. Mommy seemed to laff even hawrder and sed, “It’s okay sweety, we’re fine. You’ll get it. It’s just gunna take a while longer.” We had a little luv fest and sissy came back and got back on da bed. While pettin’ me and sweet talkin’ me, mommy turned da chair wound so it was facin’ da pawdee box rom again. Me looked up and fawt, Oh me cats and kittens, anudder lesson alweady?

 

Weez havin’ stowrms and mommy’s a little unnew da wevver, so weez’ll visit as much as we can. See ya’ soon. As fur me and sissy meowin’ ’bout fings, mommy be puttin’ conversations to actions/innewactions she sees and saw. Obviously she dusn’t twuly know what me and sis Lexi actually sed. So it is pawsible dat da conversation dat me and sissy had is entirely fiction. But dat be da only pawrt of meez twainin’ stories dat awe.

 

Till da next time………………….Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Dezi and Lexi

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Whacky Paw Driving

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Well it was a dweary lookin’ Monday when we woke up today, but da sun’s posed to come out and be shinin’. Accordin’ to da furcast, no rain be in sight. And weez weally hopin’ dat be twue. So meez last twainin’ stowry left off wiff quite a oopsy. But mommy be ever so patient and never gives up. She sez she ran into a few fings when she furst got da chair too. Meez here too tell ya’ she still runs into a few fings ever now and then. Don’t tell her me sed dat okay? Dat’s just tween us. So anyways, we put da chair away fur da day. And me was glad to cuz dat was a little scary. Me wasn’t sure me wanted to do dat again. Me didn’t even go near da chair fur da rest of da day. So when we went to bed dat night me was relieved. Altho’ da more me fawt ‘bout it da more me fawt it was kinda fun. Sissy and me meowed ‘bout it a little after we put mommy to sleep wiff massages and sissy told me dat me kuld dwive mommy when we woke up. Me was so ‘cited me almost kuldn’t sleep. But alas, a kitties gotta get hers beauty rest ya’ know, so me finally dwifted off and dweamed of dwivin’ as purrfect as sissy duz.

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Mommy dusn’t twain any kitty anyfin’ furst fing in da meownin’ cuz hers can’t move hers extwemeties so she can’t take over ifin there’s a oopsy. But she didn’t know what kind of deal sissy and me had made da night afur. So when we woke up da next meownin’ and got mommy wound and in da chair sissy and me sat on da bed lookin’ at each udder. Mommy was lookin’ at us lookin’ at each udder and finally sed, “C’mon Lexi, I need to go to the pawdee box room…NOW.” Yous know how it is furst fing in da meownin’, it’s almost a mad dash fur those of ya’ dat can dash. MOL Me finally got da nerve to jump back on dat chair and me walked onto mommys lap and pawed at da buttons. Now me had been finkiin’ all this over and ‘cided me wasn’t gunna use meez mouffy da next time cuz me kuldn’t see what was comin’ at us. After all, mommy used hers paws to dwive so why kuldn’t me?

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Mommy, still sittin’ in da movin’ chair needin’ to go to da pawdee box room didn’t know why me was on hers lap and sissy was still sittin’ on da bed. So mommy stawrted to call to Lexi and afur she kuld get anyfin’ out me gave dat joystick a big ole whacky paw. Now yous gotta unnewstand, even when me was a little girly me had big floofy paws wiff a lot of power. So when me whacked da joystick da movin’ chair was gunna be movin’. Me hadn’t given much fawt as to what was gunna happen, how faw we was gunna go, or what me was gunna do next ifin we wasn’t in da pawdee box room. Me had pawed all da buttons when me turned da movin’ chair on so…you guessed it. We was at high speed again. And when me whacked dat joystick we took off like gweased lightnin’. Meez paw was wight at da joystick cuz we took off so fast me hadn’t had da chance to move it back and da jerk of a zoomin’ chair made me dig meez claws in to hold on. So stead of havin’ to give anudder whacky paw, me was still pushin’ on da joystick. We didn’t stop till we hit da chest of drawers next to da pawdee box room. And we boff jerked furward and then back again.

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Sis Lexi jumped off da bed and headed fur mommy, me and da chair. She jumped up in mommys lap like she was gunna be da hero and save us. No pawdy was hurt, we was just a little shocked. Me looked up at mommy and me fawt she had stopped bweavin’. Hers mouff was wide open. Me kuld see all da way to da back of hers fwoat, and hers eyes was big as dinner plates. Me jumped down and headed stwaight fur da pawdee box room. Me was gunna have to figger out anudder way to dwive this fing cuz even tho’ me kuld see da chest of drawers comin’ at us, me kuldn’t make it stop. Maybe dat fumm fing mommy has on hers paw makes it easier fur her to dwive wiff hers paw. Meez lackin’ one of those, so meez paws didn’t work quite wight. And seein’ fings comin’ at ya’ isn’t as fun as me fawt it wuld be. Meez gunna stop here today and weez’ll pick it up next time.

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Today be Black Cat purreciation day, so me wanted to say a little sumfin’ ‘bout dat. As ya’ know sissy has lots of black and she’s purrfect. Weez have lots of black panfur furiends and they all be wunnewful. Black kitties get such a bad rap and fur no udder weason than hooman peeps superstitions. It’s time fur everypawdy to get over it and see da beauty of da black panfur kitties. They be smawrt, luvvin’ and loyal. On da inside they be no diffewent than any udder kitty. They deserve all da luv and joy a furever home offurs. Nuffin’ better than cuddlin’ wiff a purr box mommy sez. And yous can have dat wiff a black kitty too. So purrlease, don’t overlook da panfurs, they be just as special as all da rest.

 

Till da next time………………Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Dezi and Lexi

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Need For Speed

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OMC We woke up today to da dawkest sky in a while. And there was lots of funder boomers and rain. We was so happy to see da sun peekin’ fwu da clouds, cuz we fur sure don’t wanna flood anymore. They just opened da stweet by our house on Wednesday, dat had been closed since May. We did get a few questions ‘bout our last posty, so we wanted to twy to answer those dat don’t weally fit into da stowry afur we go on. All our postys awe public so we hope lots of peeps be readin’ them. Purrlease SHARE any of them you want, specially our twainin’ postys. We have share buttons at da bottom of every posty fur almost all furms of social media to make it easier fur ya’. We will never make a diffewence ifin more peeps don’t see them; bloggers and no bloggers. Altho’ we do want you to member they awe not meant to be a twainin’ manual. There awe lots of minutes and hours and weeks of purrep and twainin’ dat we can’t and don’t include. (sum fur lack of memowy and sum cuz fur a reader they wuld be boring.) Anyways, yous here fur anudder twainin’ stowry so let’s get on wiff it. Me knows yous all wunnewin’ just what da Need fur Speed’s all ‘bout.

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We left off wiff me havin’ inched da movin’ chair a whole foot and sum. (Mommy sez wepetition, wepetition, wepetition.) So as we did everyday at da time, mommy called me over too her after bwekky fur anudder lesson. Me gladly jumped up in hers lap and stawrted to purr. We had dun this enuff times dat me knew zactly what she wanted me to do so me stood up on da awrm and pushed da button. Meez paw slipped a little and me pushed da button again a few more times. Da wainbow of lights was shinin’ so me took pawsition to bite da joystick. Mommy put one of hers hands unner me to give me support and da udder on meez neck wight behind meez head. Da chair was pointed in da diwection of da livin’ room again and sissy had taken up hers post watchin’. Mommy sed, “Okay Dezi, gently push the stick.” So me bit down and pushed da stick furward.

 

 

OMC We jerked furward and backward and jutted toward da livin’ room at top speeds. Sissy ‘bout jumped outta hers fur and took off down da hall and mommy gwipped me fwum unner neaff and held on tight. We got to da edge of da livin’ room afur me kuld even fink. We had always abwuptly stopped there many times afur. But not this day. We just kept on goin’. And when we jumped da hump leadin’ to da cawrpet, me jerked meez head to da left and well…mouff still on joystick, da whole chair turned and headed fur mommys sittin’ chair. Still zoomin’ at top speeds, mommy quickly took da hand dat had been on meez neck and pushed da button, and da wainbow of lights went out and da chair jerked to a full stop. Meez eyes was big as saucers when me turned to look at mommy, and hers eyes was hooman dinner plate size. Sis Lexi was peekin’ down da hall fwum da bedroom and she had saucer eyes too. Yous kulda cut whatever was in da air wiff a knife it was so fick. Finally mommy bwoke da silence wiff a giggle and sed, “You’ve been talkin’ with your sister about the other buttons haven’t you Dezi?”

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Seems da button me pushed when meez paw slipped was da speed adjuster and me had turned da chair all da way up. All da way up is generally not a ‘in da house’ speed; specially fur a pawrtment our size. We had come to a stop right at mommys sittin’ chair, so me purromptly jumped outta mommys lap and into da sittin’ chair and stawrted meowin’. Mommy patted her leg which was a sign fur me to get in hers lap. But twuff be told, dat ride was a little scary and me wasn’t sure me wanted to get anywhere near da movin’ chair again so me just sat there lookin’ at her. Mommy reached out a hand toward me and me back up a little and stuck meez nose out to give her a sniff. Mommy giggled and sed, “It’s okay sweety, that’s why I put these foam pads all over the chair. Just in case we bump into anything the chair won’t cause any damage.” Yep, mommy talks to us just like dat. She knew me had no idea what she was talkin’ ‘bout, but da sweetness in da way she sed it, made me feel safe and so me walked back onto hers lap fwum da sittin’ chair.

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Me and sis Lexi luvved each udder and still do.

 

Lexi came back up da hall and jumped up in mommys lap too. Mommy stawrted pettin’ us boff and da purr fest began. Mommy told us how much she luvved us and how purrfect we boff was. Dat’s wight, mommy finks weez purrfect and there ain’t anyfin’ you can say dat’ll make her change hers mind. She also told us how smawrt we was and how purroud of us she was. And then she reached into da bag on da side of da movin’ chair and pulled out a bag of tweats. By this time hers legs was soakin’ wet fwum all da happiness dwool dat sis Lexi and me had depawsited. She opened da bag while Lexi and me sat impatiently patiently waitin’. She pulled out a kupple pieces of fureeze dwied chicken bweasts and da dwoolin’ stopped and da munchin’ commenced.

As we do every weekend, weez joinin’ up wiff Rascal and Rocco fur da Pet Pawade blog Hop.

 

Stay tuned fur more twainin’ wiff Dezi stowries. Me learns more ‘bout this Need fur Speed.

 

Till da next time…………………..Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Dezi and Lexi

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