OMC this week is alweady almost ovew. Can you believ it? We suwe can’t. Just like we can’t hawdly believ this year is almost ovew.
Well all day Wednesday wuz gway and da heavens wumbled and gwumbled all day long. It wuz da longest day weez had in a long time. Yous all know me not like it when God goes bowlin’ (what we call storms) cuz it makes me a little scawed. And dat means me dusn’t do meez job as well as me shuld. Yous know me wants to look after mommy but me also wants to hide. Well as yous know mommy has twied da fundershirt on me afur and dat dusn’t work at all. But hers got to finkin’. (Yes dat can sumtimes be dangewous) but hers got to finkin’ dat meez used to wearin’ meez hawness and in theowy at least it’s a lot like da fundershirt, so mommy put on meez new hawness fur me to wear wound today. Yous know what? Me luvs meez knew hawness so much dat me just played and napped and looked after mommy and ignowed all da wumblins in da heavens. Okay, at least most of da wumblins. Fanks mommy, dat wuz a purretty good idea. (She has them sumtimes)
Mommy suwe duz luv me, and me luvs her too.
Meez lookin’ out fur mommy.
Well anyways weez know weez sed no mowe updates til weez in da motel, but weez just can’t hold onto this. Today Cayla da snoopervisor hoo wuz so ugly to mommy da udder day; called mommy and asked vewy nicely ifin weez had ceilin’ fans. Mommy of course told hers no cuz we don’t. This is just a basic pawtment dat wuz fwown up wiffout amenities. Mommy tells hers dat she wuld luv ceilin’ fans, and asked ifin she wuz gettin’ ceilin’ fans, and Cayla sed coyly, “ma___by” (wiff a lilt in hers voice). Then she told mommy dat she wuz twyin’ to get evewyfin’ ordered so they wuld hav it all fur when they be workin’ on mommy’s pawtment. Weez weally might be comin’ home to an all new pawtment. OMC Wuldn’t dat be wunnewful.
Notice meez got da nip nana and da nip cigaw wight here. MOL
Now me also has a question fur yous. But afur meez asks, me wants to say dat weez not fink yous wuz complainin’ or puttin’ us down at all, but maybe mommys finkin’ be wong on this so weez fawt weez wuld ask those dat wuld be impacted by it, ow readers. So here be da question, Wuld yous like to see mowe fotos on meez bloggy. Mommy assumes (not a good fing to do) dat yous wuldn’t wanna wade fwu a lot of fotos on a wordy posty. Dat’s why weez only put up 1 or 2. So purrlease let me know what yous fink. Weez do twy to fink of yous all when we write. Well weez not gunna keep yous today, but weez do look furward to hearin’ yous wesponse. Now back to da wumblin’ and grumblin’ cuz it’s happenin’ today too.
WooHoo it’s finally Furiday!!! As yous all know meez been covewin’ sum vewy sewious topics lately, and they needed to be covewed; but me fawt since it be Furiday me wuld lighten up and take yous fur a spin in meez mommy’s wheelchair. Awe ya’ up fur it? Do yous wanna go fur a ride? It’s okay and purrfectly safe. Mommy sez meez a gweat dwiver and ifin yous weally scawed, there be a seat belt yous can put on. Can yous believe they put a seat belt on a chair dat can’t go any fastew than 10 miles an hour? Well they do. So stwap up and away we go. Yous know when me came to liv wiff mommy me had no idea what meez life wuz gunna be like. Me knew it wuld be better than what it had been but me kulda nevew magined all da fun me wuz in fur.
Me wuz still a little tyke back when me wuz learnin’ to dwive.
Dwivin lessons wuz sum of meez favowits. this one meownin’ Me wuz suwe me finally had gotten dwivin’ dat chair to da pawdee box room down pat. So when it came time to head fur da pawdee box room me hopped onto mommy’s lap and wight into da dwivin’ spot. Sis Lexi meowed dat she wuld meet us in there, and meez just shook me head at hers and meowed she not know what she be missin’. Me looked up at mommy and hers sed, “Okay Dezi, let’s go.” Oh wow, me wuz so excited. Me put meez mouff on da joystick and pawed da power button and pushed us furward vewy slowly.
As weez inched furward, sis Lexi ran past us, and not wantin’ hers to get to da pawdee box room afur us, meez pushed da joystick furward as faw as it wuld go. It’s okay, mommy turns da speed down to only 2 baws at night so weez can’t actually go much faster than ‘bout a mile an hour. ‘Cept sumtime in da night, Lexi or me (not tellin’ hoo) accidentally tuwned on da chair and hit da speed button and tuwned it up to all da baws. So me and mommy took off like lightnin’, meez means white lightnin’ fur suwe. Weez wusn’t playin’ wound dat’s fur suwe. We wuz flyin’. Soarin’ wiff da twin jets we wuz. Course da jolt weez got fwum da chair takin’ off had purrpelled us boff backwards and me twyin’ to keep hold of da joystick pulled it back so weez went in wevewse. BOOM!!! Wight into da bed, and then….BIG BOOM!!! As da hospital bed whose wheels wusn’t locked went stwaight into da wall. Me let go of da joystick and jumped down quick and looked wound.
now let me see ifin me got this stwaight. Me puts meez mouff on this joystick and bites down and pushes it furward, wight?
LEXI: Yeah rite. Youz jumped outta youz fur an ran under da bed. Soz I’z kaym outta da pawdee box room too chek on mommy. Leezt shez wuz okay, but youz noze herz purrawlee awlmozt peed herz pantz.
DEZI: It wusn’t dat bad Lexi, and meez came out fwum unnew da bed as soon as yous came outta da pawdee box room.
LEXI: Yep youz did, I’z’ll gibz ya’ dat, but I’z gawdid in da chair and drobe mommy too da pawdee box room abter dat.
DEZI: And yous did a pawsum job sissyfur. At least me wuz twyin’. Yous know me wuz still weally yung and just learnin’.
LEXI: Yep sweet sis youz wuz wunderfull. And youz wuzn’t frayd too tri nubbin’. Youz a grayt driber now. Hope eberpawdy enjoyed der ride wiff ya’ today.
Yep Dezi beez a good driber now.
DEZI: Yep meez too Lexi. Me suwe had a gweat time dwivin’ yous all into da wall by way of da bed. MOL Hope yous come back fur anudder fun filled time wiff me and sis Lexi. And ifin yous wanna ride, just holler.
OMC Summew is here!!! Fank catness fur da air conditionew in da caw cuz t wus so hot meez furs curled. So meez and mommy had tu go tu hers specialist yesfurday and of course da only ‘pointment wus in da middle of da day. Dat be when is hottest out. So anyways wight afur wees left da mail lady came and ow neighbow mr. W came stwollin’ up da walk and sed hims wuld check ow mail fur us. Mommy gav hims da keys and put meez in da stwollew and gathered up hers fings so wees kuld leav when hims got back. Here hims came and hims had a package and an envelope. When mommy opened da doow hims sed, “Looks like Dezi got all the mail today.” Well it wus early and so mommy opened da stwollew and wees went and sat down tu open da package and da lettew.
OMC Meez had won da Furminator deshedding tool fwum Cinco and Manna ovew at da Playful Kitty. Fank yous fuw havin’ da givaway wees awe so happy tu hav won. But dis wus just a foo days ago so meez fawt fur suwe dat it wuld be a foo weeks afur wees got it. Wees got tu choose which one wees wanted and since sis Lexi luvs evew bwush and comb on da mawket (and purrawlly a foo dat haven’t even been invented yet) wees decided on da long haired deshedding tool fuw meez fur. Guess what?? Meez luvs it!!! 😀 Mommy wus so excited cuz meez not weally likes tu get bwushed. Hers has always been fankful dat meez bweed not mat or else meez kuld be a matted mess da way meez dusn’t sit sits fuw a bwushin’. MOL
Oooh What’s dis mommy? Da Furminator? What’s it du?Oh mommy meez luvs dis!!! It feels gweat!!! Fank yous Cinco and Manna and Furminator!!!
So wees had a little bwush and then opened da lettew. It wus a bootyful cawd fwum ow furiend Maggie Meme, awnty Cindy and furmily. And inside da cawd wus many gween papews. Fank yous so much. Just wait’ll yous see what mommy bought fuw sis Lexi and me wiff sum of da gween papews. Mommy sez wees hav tu wait a foo days fur yous all tu see it weally well so wees not hav fotos yet, but mommy purromises it’s gunna be pawsum!!!
Fank yous so much awnty Cindy, Maggie Meme and furmily!!! Wees luv yous vewy much.
Okay packages opened and sum fotos taken wees wus off again. So out da doow and tu da caw. Wees had tu stop and get sum gas, and mommy tuwned off da caw. WTC Hers sed it wus cuz is a wule. Fuw sum weason da pawssibility exists fuw a blowup or fiwe ifin yous caw is wunnin’ while yous pumpin’ gas intu it. Da wind fwum da open windows wusn’t cool at all. Dat wus da hottest 3 minutes of da whole twip. And meez let mommy know dat me wus vewy dis-purrleased ’bout da whole situation. MOL Hers got back in da caw and a/c back on high meez cooled off again and wees wus on ow way. When wees got tu da doctow mommy wus able tu pawk undew a big twee so da caw wuld hopefully be a little cool when wees came back out. Mommy and da doctow talked a bit and den hims told mommy she needed mowe tests and pawssibly suwgewy. Hims sent us tu da fwunt tu schedule evewfin’.
So looks like Fursday mommys goin’ intu da hospital fuw mowe tests. Ifin they find anyfin’ while they’s in there, fankfully they can take it out while there. Well, not evewfin’ but hopefully whatevew be wong wiff mommy is sumfin’ they can take out then. Hims also sent us back ovew tu da hospital fuw mowe bloodwork. So tu da hospital wees went and bloodwork dun wees wus off again. Mommy decided since hers had sum gween papews wees wuld make a kupple stops and pick up sum noms fuw hers tu eat cuz hers can’t eat anyfin’ stawtin’ on Wednesday. Fankfully tho’ hers can hav all da coffee and coke hers wants. MOL Mommy’s gunna be flyin’ high on caffeine fuw suwe. MOL And meez can’t go wiff hers on Fursday so meez a little peeved ’bout dat, but mommy sez hers will be out on da good dwugs so it’s fuw da bestest.
Anyways wees went ovew tu da Walmawt and OMC da place wus like a zoo!!! Meez not seen dat many people there at one time accept maybe Christmas. Kids wus evew where scweamin’ and pointin’ at meez and wunnin’ up tu da stwollew and mommy wus gettin’ a headache. Dat wus da quickest twip wees evew made tu Walmawt. MOL MOL Then wees made one mowe stop where mommy bought ow goody (wees will tell yous in a kupple of days) and mommy sed meez kuld hav sum bacon fuw bein’ such a good kitty wiff all da comotion. So wees stopped at da golden awches and got a bacon buwgew and headed home. By da time wees got home, mommy wus wiped out. Meez?? Meez wus bouncin’ off da walls fwum all da ‘citement of da day. Well, that be all fuw Newsday Tuesday, but stay tuned fuw da supwise posty comin’ up showtly. 🙂
Wees a little behind in weplyin’ tu yous comments and visitin’ cuz of all dis, and mommy’s twyin’ tu get evewfin’ wapped up tu wecertify ow lease, but wees will get back on twack soon. Dat meez purrawmises. Altho’ mommy has leawned tu quit purrawmissin’ exactly when. MOL Well that’s it fur Newsday Tuesday.
Can yous believe they put a seat belt on a chair dat can’t go any fastew than 10 miles an hour? Well they do. So stwap up and away we go. Yous know when me came to liv wiff mommy me had no idea what meez life wuz gunna be like. Me knew it wuld be better than what it had been but me kulda nevew magined all da fun me wuz in fur. 
Course da jolt weez got fwum da chair takin’ off had purrpelled us boff backwards and me twyin’ to keep hold of da joystick pulled it back so weez went in wevewse. 
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