Chatting Cats: What Fun Are Rules

Hey Raena, wha’cha’ doin’? 

 

 Dezi sits in wheelchair while Raena sits atop the stroller beside the printer

 

          I’s checkin’ out this funny machine. Didn’t you hear it start up all by itself? It’s been doin’ that a lot lately. It starts makin’ these funny noises and then it suddenly spits out paper at ya’. Why do ya’ reckon it does that sissy? 

 

Me’s not sure Raena, but it always does it after mommy says “The printer’s fixin’ to kick on girls.”  Me thinks she means that strange machine, cuz after it spits out paper, she usually goes in there and gets it. 

 

 Dezi sits in wheelchar while Raena checks out printer from atop the stroller

 

          I’s wonder what that paper says, sissy? You know, mommy gets all beside herself when I’s try to stop it. Y, The other day, that silly machine popped open and scared me. It caught mine’s tail and wouldn’t let go.

 

Dezi bathes paw while laying on Yeowww nip toy

As me recalls Raena, mommy had been tellin’ you to get down and leave it alone. Me may not unnerstand why mommy has the rules she does, but they usually purrtect us in some way. Ifin you had left it alone like mommy said to, me bets your tail wouldn’t have gotten caught. 

 

          But sissy, what fun would that be? Mommy has soooooo many rules. “Don’t get up there. Don’t touch that. Leave it alone, it’s mine.” Kittens!!!  It’s like she doesn’t want us to have any fun…Ever!!! 

 

 Dezi and Raena look outside from their perches near the door.

 

Purrleeeeeease Raena (Dezi meows with sarcasm). We’ve got lots of toys to play with. Truth is, we don’t have that many rules. Mommy says the Don’ts are there to purrtect us and keep us safe. (Suddenly, there’s a loud noise outside and Dezi looks out the door from atop the cat tree while Raena looks out the door from her small perch. Dezi meows loudly as she takes off running towards the bedroom) Run fur your life…the lawn crew’s here!!! 

 

 Raena eats breakfast

Fur some reason, da food always tastes better outta sissy’s plate.

 

 

          (Raena jumps down from her perch and looks around for a minute. As she saunters over to Dezi’s breakfast plate she meows) What’s all the x’citement fur sissy, they’re here every week? You’d think you’d be used to it by now. Oh well, more noms fur me. MOL  (Raena meows loudly towards the bedroom) Hey sissy, why don’t we ask mommy fur some treats. We still have a bag left. 

 

(Dezi lays at the bedroom door and meows) Yeah, sure Raena. Treats sound great. You go ahead and ask, and me will be waitin’.

 

 Raena scratches on the butterfly cat scratcher

 

          Why am I’s the only one that ever has to ask fur treats sissy?

 

Why would me go to all that trouble of givin’ mommy “the look” and dancin’ ‘round, when me can just hang out and wait. Ifin me waits long enuff, you’ll do all the work fur me. MOL 

 

          Sissy?!?! 

 

 Dezi hunches on the floor watching over mommy

 

Uh, Oh, Uh, Did me say that out loud? Uh, me just means you do a much better job at askin’ fur treats…Yeah, that’s it. You know, who could say no to your bootyful face? 

 

          Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw Fanky fank you sissy. That’s so sweet of you. 

 

Whew (Dezi wipes her paw across her brow and meows) She bought it. That was a close one. Guess me better go with her this time. She might be askin’ fur and gettin’ treats that me’s not gettin’ sometimes. Hey Raena, are you goin’ with mommy tomorrow? 

 

 Dezi and Raena eat treats while on the liberty cat tree

 

         Well, I’s sure hope so. Least that’s the plan fur now. I’s hope all our furiends will keep mommy and us in their purrayers tomorrow. Mommy’s believin’ the ‘pointment’s gonna go well, and that everythin’ is gonna be okay. It’s been a long time comin’, but we can furinally see an end to it all.

 

 Dezi and Raena bathe atop the Liberty cat tree

 

Me knows mommy’s gonna feel a lot better when it’s all over. Maybe not at furst, cuz there’s gonna be more of that no nose blowin’ and Malt O Meal cereal fur a while. But that won’t last furever, and then she won’t have to worry ‘bout any more teethie infections. And, we’ll be havin’ that play date pawrty all weekend. Let’s go make sure all the toys you haven’t broken have good batteries. 

 

Till the next time……………………………………………Be Blest!!!

 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue 

Raena: Navy Blue 

 

 

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Deztinee and RaenaBelle

Blest Sunday: Party Planning & Play Date Chit Chat

MeOW  Another week has passed and it’s time fur a purrfectly Blest Sunday. We are so behind in our visitin’ that it ain’t even funny. ‘Tween doctors’ pointments, lease re-certification stuffs and gettin’ ready fur mommy’s dental ‘pointment, there’s been little time fur the catputer. Mommy has purromissed us that all this extra stuffs is almost over and we’ll be back to normal real soon. 

 

 Dezi and Raena lay together on the floor

 

          I’s’ll sure be glad to get mommy back sissy. Even our play time has been shortened cuz of all the extra stuffs goin’ on right now. You know, we haven’t even gone strollin’ lately?. 

 

 Blest Sunday purple kitty clip art graphic

 

Well Raena, it’s been a little hot to go strollin’ just cuz. It’s furinally summer, and swelterin’ hot outside. We’re really blest to be inside unner the air conditioner.

 

 Raena sits pretty at the edge of the kitchen

Come on mommy, just a little stroll?

 

 

          You’re right ‘bout that sissy. Even with the air conditioner runnin’ and a couple of fans, mommy’s been complainin’ ‘bout the heat and somethin’ she calls her own purrsonal summers. What are those anyways?

 

Don’t ask me, Raena. What would me know ‘bout purrsonal summers. Mommy’s been complainin’ ‘bout those fur years. Even in the middle of the winter, mommy talks ‘bout those purrsonal summers. It’s purrobably just another human expression fur nonsense. You know humans and their sayings; they’ve got one fur just ‘bout everythin’.

 

 Sunshine with shades animated emoji

 

          They sure do, don’t they sissy?. Y, Just the other day you and me were meowin’ and playin’ in the back and mommy hollered somethin’ ‘bout us caterwaulin’. And then, you used your low meow that mommy doesn’t hear very offen and she came runnin’ to see what was goin’ on. 

 

 Dezi sits on the bathroom counter

 

Fur a second Raena, me thought she had done gone and brought home another kitty. There me was, sittin’ on the bathroom vanity when all of a sudden me caught sight of somethin’ outta the corner of me’s eye. Another kitty sittin’ there on the vanity right beside me. You were layin’ on the shower chair so me knew it wasn’t you. Me tried to ignore it, but it started to mimic everythin’ me did. Me got really close so me could give it a smell. It touched me’s nose, but there was nuffin’. No smell at all. So, me had to find out from mommy just what was goin’ on. One pain in me’s hiney sisfur is purrlenty. Me never agreed to 2!!!

 

          Pain in your hiney?! I’s thought you luvved me sissy. You said you did. 

 

Dezi lays on bathroom vanity

Me does Raena. But you can still be a pain sometimes. Fankfully, mommy said that extra kitty on the vanity was just all me’s beauty reflectin’ off of me. MeOW  That was a close one. Me sure is blest to have a mommy that keeps her word. 

 

 

 Raena lays on the shower chair

 

          I’s don’t know sissy. another kitty to play with might not be such a bad thing. Altho’ I’s do agree, we are very blest kitties to have such a luvvin’ mommy.

 

 Dezi and Raena play with the Tower of Tracks

 

Me plays with you Raena. Just cuz you don’t ever get tired, isn’t reason enuff to have to share everythin’ with yet another kitty. Besides, we’re blest with lots of furiends. We should schedule another play date sometime. Me has a feelin’ mommy’s not gonna be up to much this week since she has her dental ‘pointment to remove the remainin’ bad teethies and get those dentures she’s been talkin’ ‘bout. So, why don’t we have a few furiends over fur a play date pawrty. 

 

          Really sissy? I’s would luvs that. Are you gonna chaperone? You know mommy won’t be able too, and there’s no way she’ll let us have company ifin you’re not in charge.

 

 Dezi and Raena on the Liberty Cat Tree

 

Yes Raena, me will chaperone. We fur sure oughtta invite our sweet tuxie furiend, Erin the cat princess. We may not have any real mouseys ‘round here fur her but we can get purrlenty of cream. And yes, we can invite Simon, Timmy and his furmily, and… 

 

          Hey sissy!!! Valentine just got a new stroller. I’s bet he’d be up fur a play date party too. Maybe he could even stroll on over. We don’t know when Marv is scheduled to arrive at awnty Barb’s place, but maybe angel Nellie could fly in. Kittens  There’s just too many furiends to name all of ‘em. You’re are so right sissy. We are so blest to have so many pawsum furiends. A meowsy big fanky fanks to all of you.

 

 Top 30 Independant Cat Bloggers badge

 

Yep Raena, we are blest. Everywhere we look is a blessing. We were contacted by Dan and his amazin’ kitty Whiskey. They were puttin’ together a list of the top independent cat bloggers and wanted to include us. You can check out their list here. We feel blest to be included. There’s some really great blogs listed. We’d like to remind everypawdy to take a minute today and every day to give thanks fur the many blessings in your lives. 

 

 Raena scowls at the camera while laying on the floor

This is mine’s collar bell selfie fur the week.

 

 

          Don’t furget Sunday Selfies with the Kitties Blue, sissy. We may not take actual selfies, but mommy does luv those close-ups. We better start cleanin’ up and maybe get mommy to plant up some cat grass fur our play date pawrty. I’s invitin’ all of you. It’s gonna be a celebration of furiends in honor of mommy gettin’ rid of all those painful teethies and all the blessings the good Lord gave us.

 

 Dezi profile atop the liberty cat tree

Me’s profile selfie atop the cat tree.

 

 

Well Raena, ifin you’re invitin’ everypawdy then you’re right, we need to get busy. We gotta finish brekky too. Come on, me will race ya’. 

 

Till the next time……………………………………….Be Blest!!!

 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue 

Raena: Navy Blue 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Deztinee and RaenaBelle 

Chatting Cats: Girls Love Jewelry

Hey, is anypawdy out there? It’s me, RaenaBelle. I’s wanna tell everypawdy ‘bout our new jewelry. Mommy says all girly’s wear jewelry, and now sis Dezi and me do too.

 

 Dezi and Raena lay together on the floor

 

 

          Me isn’t so sure our jewelry is somethin’ to brag ‘bout, Raena.

 

 Raena lays in front of the chair

 

 

Oh sissy, don’t be a stick in the mud. I’s luvs our new jewelry. I’s can’t wait till mommy makes us a necklace like the ones our bootyful furiend Amarula, from Hairballs and Hissyfits, wears. That’s what started all of this ya’ know.

 

 

 

 

          No, Raena, this all started years ago. Mommy luvved kitty necklaces (collars). But, that all changed when she put one on me when me was just a little girly. Mommy had bought me a purretty blue necklace to match me’s eyes. But, when she put it on me, me started lickin’ and bitin’ and rollin’ ‘round till me almost choked meself to death. Fankfully, mommy was watchin’ me really closely, and saw it immediately and took me’s new necklace off. After that, she removed sis Lexi’s necklace too, and no more jewelry fur us kitties. Well, x’cept fur our walkin’ jackets. 

 

 Raena lays at mommy's feet

 

 

OMC  Sissy!!! Why wouldn’t you wanna wear that purretty necklace mommy bought you?

 

          Me don’t know Raena, me was a young, active, furee spirited girly back then. Me purrobably thought the necklace would hold me down or somethin’. And besides, every time me would clean me’s neck floof, the necklace would’a ended up in me’s mouth. Ya’ know, kinda like what happened to you at furst?.

 

 Raena bites at coller bells

 

 

Mommy says we’re a little OCD when it comes to keepin’ our furs cleaned. So she had to make our necklaces more like chokers than chains and pendants. Anyways, after seein’ Amarula’s cool necklace, mommy decided to give jewelry a try fur us again. Mommy figgered you had outgrown some of that obsessive behavior, and I’s don’t seem to be bothered by such things. So, mommy ordered us a package of those calmin’ collar necklaces after seein’ them in action at 15 and meowin’. Not only did awnty Ellen say they seemed to help with the calmin’ effect, they were also our favorite color, purrple. The no frill nature of them, made mommy think we might do okay in them.

 

 Raena scowls at the camera while laying on the floor

 

 

          They may be no frill Raena, but they sure do smell. Me just hates anythin’ that competes with me’s purrfume. (Dezi meows with sass the way she‘s heard mommy A speak)

 

 Raena looks down at the collar bells around her neck

 

 

Yeah sissy, they do smell, but we didn’t seem to be bothered by them once mommy got them on us. Mommy left them on us fur ‘bout a month so we could get used to havin’ somethin’ ‘round our neck all the time. Then, one day, mommy took it off and put on this black necklace she got fur a dollar. But, IT HAD BELLS!!! I’s jingled every time I’s moved. I’s didn’t like that one bit. Jingle, jingle, I’s went. Fanky fankfully, after watchin’ me try to remove those noisy bells fur 30 minutes, mommy removed them. Kittens!!!  Who wants to jingle all the time?. Hmmpht

 

          Yep Raena, me thought you were a toy at furst. MOL

 

 Raena bats the track ball whie looking down at her collar bells

 

 

That’s not funny sissy. I’s not a toy!!! Anyways, I’s kinda like mine’s new necklace. We found out those cool Amarula necklaces (collars) are just covers. Mommy can’t afford those, so she purromissed to try and make us our very own after we get all this lease re-certification stuffs behind us. I’s can’t wait to see what mommy comes up with. We all know mommy isn’t very crafty, so this is gonna be a bit of a challenge fur her. MOL 

 

 Raena looks up at mommy from the floor in front of the chair

Come on mommy, purrlease take these bells off. Okay?

 

          Yeah Raena, mommy isn’t very crafty, but she does purretty good with the sewin’ machine. Besides, those covers are just a long piece of fabric with a seam. Surely mommy can figger that out. MOL  Altho’ me’s with the boys, Frodo and Zulu, me doesn’t look furward to wearin’ a big ruffle under me’s chin.

 

 Dezi and Raena sleep together on the floor

 

Well, I’s can’t wait sissy. Without somethin’ on our necklaces, ya’ can’t see ‘em fur all our furs. I’s wonder how many of our furiends wear necklaces?

 

          And, me wonders ifin they took to ‘em right away like you, or hated ‘em from the get, like me?.

 

Anyways, we were up till 5 a.m. this meownin’, so I’s ‘bout ready fur our meownin’ nap, are you? (Raena looks over and sees Dezi already sleeping. She whispers a small meow) Guess I’s will take that nap now too.

 

Till the next time……………………………………………..Be Blest!!!

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee 

Chatting Cats: What?! Another One?!

(Dezi hears mommy and Raena coming in the door and runs to the liberty cat tree to greet them) Meow mommy, me missed ya’ll. (Mommy gives Dezi some love and lets Raena out of the stroller and her harness

 

 Dezi watches Raena atop the Liberty cat tree

 

 

           Oh sissy, you’re never gonna believe what happened today.

 

Did ya’ll bring back any treats fur us?

 

 Dezi and Raena lay together on the floor

 

          Nope sissy, no treats today. (Raena bathes her mane and meows) Ya’ know, we had to go back to the dentist to get mommy’s bite made all over again. Seems the furst one didn’t turn out. Anyways, when we got there, the office was full of peeps waitin’ to see the dentist. Mommy happened to look at the board that lists the doctor’s name and didn’t see doctor Amy listed anywhere. We waited fur what seemed like furever befur bein’ called to the back by some young girl we’d never seen befur. She took mommy straight back to the dentist chair and pulled up mommy’s x-ray’s on the catputer. Mommy called her over and quietly mentioned that she didn’t see doctor Amy’s name on the duty board. And then she asked the nice little girl ifin doctor Amy was just off fur the day or what?. 

 

And what’d she say Raena. Me knows mommy really likes doctor Amy. 

 

 Dezi and Raena lay together on the floor

 

          Well sissy, seems doctor Amy doesn’t work there anymore. She left and went to work somewhere down in Texas a few days after mommy’s last ‘pointment. Nopawdy seemed to know ifin she had planned and knew that she was leavin’ when mommy was discussin’ her future ‘pointment. Least, ifin they did, they weren’t talkin’ ‘bout it. So, that meant mommy was gonna be seein’ another new dentist. She did find out that the nice little girly had been hired just last week. And, it seems that it’s hard to keep dentists in the office. So, ya’ might not know who you’ll see from ‘pointment to ‘pointment.

 

Oh no, Raena. What happened next?

 

 Raena lays on the floor and looks at the camera

 

 

          Well, we waited a little while longer and furinally an older man in a white coat came in and said hey to mommy. He never innerduced himself, but mommy learned from the nice little girl that his name was doctor Haynes. He was very soft spoken and gentle. He looked over mommy’s records and then looked in her mouth. He put these pink things in her mouth and then squirted this blue glue like stuff all over her teethies. Mommy says those pink things are gonna be her dentures, and that blue glue stuffs is used to make the impressions. Mommy says that stuff is ice cold and made her teethies hurt really bad. I’s couldn’t get to her when she started cryin’, and I’s hated it. Fanky fankfully, it didn’t last too long. Pawrently that stuff dries in a jiffy and they took it outta her mouth as soon as it did. Mommy was spittin’ out blue stuff fur the longest time afterwards. 

 

Well Raena, did mommy like doctor Haynes at least?

 

 Dezi and Raena lay together on the floor

 

 

          Yep sissy, doctor Haynes seems nice enuff. But, at this point we’re not sure he’ll even be there next week when mommy’s s’posed to go back in and have all that work done. We sure hope so, but ya’ never know. Anyways, after mommy’s ‘pointment, we just headed home. So, no treats fur us. 

 

Well, we’ll just have to purray doctor Haynes stays put. Maybe since her’s older, he’s thru bouncin’ ‘round and lookin’ fur more money. ‘Course, we think it’s crazy that they be complainin’ ‘bout not makin’ enuff money. We’ve learned durin’ all of this, that purrices ‘round here are a bit higher than other places. And, speakin’ of green papers, we still need some help. You can donate thru the fundraiser here or directly into our paypal with lexi.dezi@yahoo.com. We’d also ‘purreciate any shares and purrayers you can spare.

 

 Raena bites at her collar bells

Can you guess what I’s doin’?

 

 

          Hey sissy, can I’s tell everypawdy what’s comin’ up Furiday? You know, I’s gonna be meowin’ ‘bout our new jewelry.

 

Me thinks you just did Raena. What do you think ‘bout our new jewelry? 

 

          Ifin I’s tell ya’ now sissy, what would me meow ‘bout Furiday?

 

 Dezi lays on the floor and takes a nap

 

(Dezi rolls her eyes and meows) Fine Raena, wait till Furiday. Let’s go finish our dinner, me’s ’bout ready fur bedtime.

 

 

 

 

Till the next time…………………………………………….Be Blest!!!

 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue 

Raena: Navy Blue 

 

 

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

Deztinee and RaenaBelle