Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle. I’s gotta tell ya’, motel, hotel, whatever livin’ ain’t fur everypawdy. But, I’s gotta say, it ain’t all that bad either. Y, We’ve had sun puddles the likes I’s never seen at home. Mommy says we don’t have ‘em at home cuz of the way our ‘pawrtment sits and those nasty old oak trees that cover everythin’. Even sissy’s enjoyed a few and stretched out all spread eagle like.
Hey everypawdy, it’s me RaenaBelle. I’s gotta tell ya’, this weather has mine’s sleep all off. You all know I’s a sweet little kitty girl, but mommy’s been callin’ me a pistol in the meownin’s. What do ya’ reckon she means?
It might have somethin’ to do with the way you act furst thing in the meownin’ Raena. What’s up with that? The minute you open your eyes you’re like a caged beasty let loose; runnin’ all over the place, chewin’ on anythin’ you can put your mouth on. And me means anythin’. Girl, you gotta quit bitin’ the soap bottles and the metal faucets. You’re gonna need your teethies. Trust me, ya’ gotta take care of your teeth. And those wires you keep tryin’ to chew are connected to ‘lectricity. Mommy says electrical shocks can fry your furs. And what do ya’ think mommy would do ifin you got fried?
I’s don’t know what comes over me sissy, but I’s just have to do it. You know, it’s like mine’s meownin’ game with mommy.
Uh, Raena, you’re the only one playin’. In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re all asleep when you get started climbin’ the walls. Don’t you hear mommy callin’ fur you to come back to bed?
Sure I’s hear her sissy. But, I’s just can’t help mine’s self. You know, just cuz you’re old and cranky in the meownin’ doesn’t mean we all have to be.
RaeaBelle Maycee, that’s not very nice.
I’s sorry sissy. Somethin’ made me meow that. It’s like the meownin’ time, I’s just can’t help mine’s self.
Nuffin’s wrong with the tv, we’re just not purrmotin’ that commercial.
That’s hogwash. You know mommy says we’re all in control of our own selves. Ain’t nopawdy makin’ you do or meow anythin’. You’ve been watchin’ way too much teevee. So many shows these days are just downright disrespectful.
But I’s like teevee sissy. You can learn so much.
Obviously you’re learnin’ the wrong things Raena. No more cat from hell fur you.
What? Hmmmmpht We’ll see, you ain’t in control of the remote, mommy is. Anyways, we’re all up now, so do you wanna play? Sissy…? Sissy…? (Raena sees Dezi asleep atop the cat tree) Hmmmmpht you’re all gonna sleep your lives away. (Raena stretches and yawns) Guess a mid meownon’ nap couldn’t hurt. This is RaenaBelle, signin’ off from the Three Belles Ranch. See ya’ll after a little nap.
Hey everypawdy, it’s me RaenaBelle. I’s comin’ to ya’ live from the Three Belles Ranch. Let me tell you, it has turned yucky and cold here. It got so cold yesfurday that mommy actually turned the heater up to 67°F. As most of ya’ know, sis Dezi and me have a lot of fur. In some places it just goes on furever. But, bein’ Ragdolls, we don’t have that extra paddin’ known as an undercoat, so we can get quite chilly at times. Fanky fankfully, mommy’s lap is always warm and we have a heated mat. Mommy even put the ‘lectric blanky on the bed the last time she changed the sheets.
She may have put it on the bed Raena, but she sure is bein’ stingy ’bout turnin’ it on. Me doesn’t think she’s turned it on once.
I’s don’t either sissy. But, ifin we get ice and snow like the weather guessers are furcastin’, surely she’ll turn it on tonight.
Ifin she doesn’t, you better be purrpared to share the mommy warmth RaenaBelle. Me needs to cuddle too ya’ know. And you’re always tryin’ to hog mommy.
Hog? I’s a sweet kitty girl, sissy. I’s no hog. I’s don’t even know what a hog is. Do we have a hog? I’s should ask mommy ‘bout that.
It’s a figger of speech Raena.
Oh, another one of those figgers that you make fun of me fur usin’.
Not always Raena, only when you meow somethin’ stupid.
Stupid?! Are you callin’ me stupid?! You know mommy hates that word. We’re not allowed to meow that ‘bout anypawdy.
See Raena? You always go jumpin’ to conclusions. Me didn’t say you were stupid, just some of the things you meow.
I’s don’t think mommy makes that distinction sissy. She says we should never use the S word. She says it’s mean and disrespectful.
Whatever Raena, go be a tattle tale.
Kittens sissy!!! Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or somethin’ this meownin’?
Me wasn’t even on the bed this meownin’ Raena. You hogged the whole thing and knocked me off.
(Raena snickers to herself) Ooooops, sorry sissy. That was an accident. I’s would never do that on purrpuss.
Me knows Raena. That’s the only reason you didn’t get the whacky paw of instruction. Me’s never seen a kitty sleep so sound. Girl, how many times have you fallen of the cat tree in your sleep?
Sissy!!! You’re not s’posed to tell everypawdy things like that. I’s a kitty and I’s s’posed to be elegant and graceful at all times…even when I’s sleepin’. (Raena then meows under her breath) That’s why I’s like to sleep in mommy’s lap. She always makes sure I’s don’t fall.
Yep Raena, mommy will always take good care of us.
Huh? You heard me? You weren’t s’posed to hear that. Anyways, all this meowin’ ‘bout naps had made me a bit sleepy. I’s gonna go get in mommy’s lap and take a nap. Maybe we can play later?.
I’s luvs you mommy. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr
Till the next time………………………………………………………Be Blest!!!
Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle. Mommy’s pickle’s in a pickle, so I’s in charge. I’s gotta meow to ya’ that I’s luvs bein’ in charge. This is just where kitties belong.
RaenaBelle!!! Just who actually told you that you were in charge? And what ‘zactly are you in charge of? Me seems to ‘member that me’s your elder and have been here longer than you. Ifin anykitty’s gonna be in charge, it oughtta be me.
Well sissy, you are right that you’re a little long in the toothies, but everypawdy knows, I’s the alpha kitty here.
Long in the toothies?! Me’s gonna tell mommy that you’re bein’ mean to me. You know it’s not nice to call kitties names. Here me’s given you the benefit of all me’s many years of trainin’ and expurr-ience, and me even innerduced you to all me’s furiends and let you play with all me’s toys and lay on me’s cat tree, and how do you repay me? By makin’ fun of me’s advanced wisdom. Hmmmpht
But sissy, it’s not makin’ fun ifin it’s the truth?. Mommy says we should always tell the truth, even ifin it hurts.
Mommy also says, ifin ya’ can’t say anythin’ nice, don’t say anythin’ at all, Raena. Besides, me’s been really nice to you lately. Me even let you play with the new jitterbug all by yourself.
You let me, sissy? I’s thought you were just too, uh, too old mature and tired, yeah that’s it, to keep up with it. I’s whacked it over to ya’ several times, but all you did was sit there and watch. It was great fun. I’s think I’s still like the hexbugs better, but they get lost too easy. We still haven’t located the last one we played with. After retrievin’ him out from unner things 6 times the other day, mommy said ifin he got lost again, that was just too bad.
Hmmmmpht Too mature and tired. Me just didn’t want your over stimulated whacky paw to hit me’s face. You get all beside yourself when ya’ chase those silly bugs Raena. As fur the hexbug, me’s purretty sure he’s somewhere unner the tables in the hallway. Least that’s where me heard his buzz last. Oh well, mommy will find him one day, she always does.
In the meantime sissy, least we still have the other hexbug we got fur Christmas and the new jitterbug. Let’s go see ifin mommy will let us play with ‘em again today. I’s know she still has human business to take care of, but surely she can spare a few hours minutes to play with us and to help us visit a few furiends. After all, this is gonna be another of those all nighters so she can get to the dentist office furst thing in the meownin’. I’s sure hope these ‘pointments get wrapped up sooner than later.
Me too Raena. We could use any purrayers our furiends can spare that mommy can get this lease mess straightened out and get our lives back to some kind of normal.
I’s gonna get you bug.
Sure ‘nuff, sissy. See you all soon.
Till the next time…………………………………………………………..Be Blest!!!