Chatting Cats: Sun Puddles Or Storms

Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle. We’ve got sun puddles at the Three Belles Ranch!!! Can you believe it? I’s thought the sun was never comin’ back. Really, I’s had just ‘bout given up hope of ever seein’ mister sunshine or feelin’ warm air again. Kittens!!! It’s been so gray ‘round here fur so long, it’s a wonder we didn’t shrivel up.

Dezi and Raena look out door

 

 

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Chatting Cats: I Can’t Help Myself

Hey everypawdy, it’s me RaenaBelle. I’s gotta tell ya’, this weather has mine’s sleep all off. You all know I’s a sweet little kitty girl, but mommy’s been callin’ me a pistol in the meownin’s. What do ya’ reckon she means? 

 

Raena lays on cat tree

 

 

 

          It might have somethin’ to do with the way you act furst thing in the meownin’ Raena. What’s up with that? The minute you open your eyes you’re like a caged beasty let loose; runnin’ all over the place, chewin’ on anythin’ you can put your mouth on. And me means anythin’. Girl, you gotta quit bitin’ the soap bottles and the metal faucets. You’re gonna need your teethies. Trust me, ya’ gotta take care of your teeth. And those wires you keep tryin’ to chew are connected to ‘lectricity. Mommy says electrical shocks can fry your furs. And what do ya’ think mommy would do ifin you got fried? 

 

Dezi lays on chair arm by mommy A -selfie

 

 

 

I’s don’t know what comes over me sissy, but I’s just have to do it. You know, it’s like mine’s meownin’ game with mommy.  

  

          Uh, Raena, you’re the only one playin’. In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re all asleep when you get started climbin’ the walls. Don’t you hear mommy callin’ fur you to come back to bed? 

 

Sure I’s hear her sissy. But, I’s just can’t help mine’s self. You know, just cuz you’re old and cranky in the meownin’ doesn’t mean we all have to be.

 

          RaeaBelle Maycee, that’s not very nice.  

 

I’s sorry sissy. Somethin’ made me meow that. It’s like the meownin’ time, I’s just can’t help mine’s self. 

 

Raena sits in front of the tv and watches itNuffin’s wrong with the tv, we’re just not purrmotin’ that commercial.

 

 

 

          That’s hogwash. You know mommy says we’re all in control of our own selves. Ain’t nopawdy makin’ you do or meow anythin’. You’ve been watchin’ way too much teevee. So many shows these days are just downright disrespectful. 

 

Dezi lays and rolls on the Liberty cat tree

 

 

 

But I’s like teevee sissy. You can learn so much.   

 

          Obviously you’re learnin’ the wrong things Raena. No more cat from hell fur you.  

 

Raena sits in front of tv

 

 

 

What? Hmmmmpht  We’ll see, you ain’t in control of the remote, mommy is. Anyways, we’re all up now, so do you wanna play? Sissy…? Sissy…? (Raena sees Dezi asleep atop the cat tree) Hmmmmpht you’re all gonna sleep your lives away. (Raena stretches and yawns) Guess a mid meownon’ nap couldn’t hurt. This is RaenaBelle, signin’ off from the Three Belles Ranch. See ya’ll after a little nap.

 

Till the next time……………………………………………………Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee

Chatting Cats: What Side of the Bed did You Wake Up On

Hey everypawdy, it’s me RaenaBelle. I’s comin’ to ya’ live from the Three Belles Ranch. Let me tell you, it has turned yucky and cold here. It got so cold yesfurday that mommy actually turned the heater up to 67°F. As most of ya’ know, sis Dezi and me have a lot of fur. In some places it just goes on furever. But, bein’ Ragdolls, we don’t have that extra paddin’ known as an undercoat, so we can get quite chilly at times. Fanky fankfully, mommy’s lap is always warm and we have a heated mat. Mommy even put the ‘lectric blanky on the bed the last time she changed the sheets.  

 

Dezi and Raena play on cat tree

 

 

 

          She may have put it on the bed Raena, but she sure is bein’ stingy ’bout turnin’ it on. Me doesn’t think she’s turned it on once. 

 

I’s don’t either sissy. But, ifin we get ice and snow like the weather guessers are furcastin’, surely she’ll turn it on tonight. 

 

          Ifin she doesn’t, you better be purrpared to share the mommy warmth RaenaBelle. Me needs to cuddle too ya’ know. And you’re always tryin’ to hog mommy. 

 

Dezi lays atop cat tree and Raena stands on cat tree house

 

 

 

Hog? I’s a sweet kitty girl, sissy. I’s no hog. I’s don’t even know what a hog is. Do we have a hog? I’s should ask mommy ‘bout that.  

 

          It’s a figger of speech Raena.  

 

Dezi lays atop cat tree

 

 

 

Oh, another one of those figgers that you make fun of me fur usin’.

 

          Not always Raena, only when you meow somethin’ stupid.  

 

Stupid?! Are you callin’ me stupid?! You know mommy hates that word. We’re not allowed to meow that ‘bout anypawdy. 

 

Raena lays in lap selfie

 

 

 

          See Raena? You always go jumpin’ to conclusions. Me didn’t say you were stupid, just some of the things you meow.  

 

I’s don’t think mommy makes that distinction sissy. She says we should never use the S word. She says it’s mean and disrespectful. 

 

          Whatever Raena, go be a tattle tale. 

 

Dezi lays on mommy's lap, selfie

 

 

 

Kittens sissy!!! Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or somethin’ this meownin’? 

 

          Me wasn’t even on the bed this meownin’ Raena. You hogged the whole thing and knocked me off. 

 

(Raena snickers to herself)  Ooooops, sorry sissy. That was an accident. I’s would never do that on purrpuss. 

 

          Me knows Raena. That’s the only reason you didn’t get the whacky paw of instruction. Me’s never seen a kitty sleep so sound. Girl, how many times have you fallen of the cat tree in your sleep? 

 

Dezi lays on chair arm and Raena on chair back

 

 

 

Sissy!!! You’re not s’posed to tell everypawdy things like that. I’s a kitty and I’s s’posed to be elegant and graceful at all times…even when I’s sleepin’. (Raena then meows under her breath) That’s why I’s like to sleep in mommy’s lap. She always makes sure I’s don’t fall. 

 

          Yep Raena, mommy will always take good care of us.  

 

Huh? You heard me? You weren’t s’posed to hear that. Anyways, all this meowin’ ‘bout naps had made me a bit sleepy. I’s gonna go get in mommy’s lap and take a nap. Maybe we can play later?.

 

Raena gets lap lovingI’s luvs you mommy. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

 

 

Till the next time………………………………………………………Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee

Chatting Cats: I’ll Eat When I Want To

Hey, is anypawdy out there? It’s me, RaenaBelle, comin’ to ya’ from mine’s perch at the door. Yep, I’s spend a lot of time lookin’ out the door each day. Some days there’s more to see than others, but I’s do like lookin’ out. Today started out with the manager inneruptin’ our brekky fur an inspection. To be fair, we weren’t actually eatin’ yet, mommy was still makin’ it. I’s think that’s actually worse, cuz it meant our brekky was delayed by like a bazillion minutes. 

 

Dezi lays atop the liberty cat tree

 

 

 

          A bazillion minutes, huh Raena? Me’s not sure we had to wait that long.

 

Really sissy? That’s not what you were meowin’ earlier. 

 

Raena sits on perch looking out the door

(Mommy A yells from across the room) RaenaBelle, Come eat your breakfast!!!

 

 

 

          Whatever Raena. Me doesn’t unnerstand what difference it makes to you anyways. It’s not like you’re gonna sit down and eat when mommy gives us our plates. You’ve gotta go see what’s goin’ on outside and get luvvin’ from mommy a bazillion times t’ween bites. You’d take all day to eat your brekky ifin mommy wasn’t constantly hollerin’ at ya’ to come and eat. And you wonder why me tries to steal your noms. Hmmmpht You can’t be too hungry ifin ya’ keep tryin’ to cover it up and walkin’ away. You know we can’t affurd to waste our noms. Do you know how many millions of kitties out there go hungry every day? They’d give anythin’ to be where you are. Me’s sure none of them would walk off and leave a full plate of food to try to see the neighbor’s barkin’ woofy. 

 

Raena sits on perch looking out the door

(Mommy A yells from across the room for the hundredth time)

RaenaBelle Mayce, come eat your brekky, now!!!

 

 

 

Purrrrrrrr-lease sissy, I’s eat. Just cuz I’s don’t bury mine’s face in the plate the minute mommy puts it down doesn’t mean I’s don’t want it. And yes, I’s know I’s Blest and that millions of kitties go hungry every day. I’s purray so hard fur all of them. I’s wish no kitty ever had to know hunger or live outside without a mommy like ours. But buryin’ mine’s face in mine’s plate ain’t gonna change that. On another note, did you see mommy’s new teethies? She’s furinally got ‘em. I’s can’t hardly believe it. 

 

          Me knows Raena. They look purretty good too. So, did mommy tell ya’ what’s next? 

 

Yeah sissy, mommy’s s’posed to wear ‘em a bit and then call to make ‘pointments fur adjustments as needed. ‘Pawrently there can be sharp edges and stuffs that ya’ can’t actually see or feel till you start doin’ normal things with ‘em. Mommy did say that she’d take fotos to show everypawdy fur Blest Sunday. Ya’ know, she hasn’t been wearin’ makeup to her ‘pointments cuz they get goo and yucky powder all over her face when they make adjustments. And you know mommy doesn’t like her foto taken without her “face” on.

 

Dezi lays on scratcher playing with a crinkle ball

 

 

 

          Yeah Raena, me knows. Anyways, you wanna go play? You know we got those new crinkle balls yesfurday. Me likes crinkle balls. Me likes our nip nanner better, but hey, me’s up fur a game of whap the crinkle ball. 

 

Raena bats the crinkle ball

 

 

 

I’s in sissy, let’s go. I’s can finish brekky later.

 

Do/does you/your cat eat an entire meal at one sitting? 

 

Till the next time…………………………………………………….Be Blest!!!

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue 

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee