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Raena sits pretty on scratcher in front of tv

Chatting Cats: A 300 Pound Sister

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Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle. Seems sissy was right and meowin’ ‘bout mine’s beauty is conceited. So, I’s a more humble Belle today. I’s gotta tell ya’, we were visitin’ with our furiends yesfurday when mommy passed plumb out and lost track of everythin’. We’re sorry ifin we didn’t get by to visit with you, we’re plannin’ more visits this week. Hey sissy, aren’t you glad we’re girly’s?

  

Raena gets lap loving

 

 

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Raena sits in front of tv

Chatting Cats: I Can’t Help Myself

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Hey everypawdy, it’s me RaenaBelle. I’s gotta tell ya’, this weather has mine’s sleep all off. You all know I’s a sweet little kitty girl, but mommy’s been callin’ me a pistol in the meownin’s. What do ya’ reckon she means? 

 

Raena lays on cat tree

 

 

 

          It might have somethin’ to do with the way you act furst thing in the meownin’ Raena. What’s up with that? The minute you open your eyes you’re like a caged beasty let loose; runnin’ all over the place, chewin’ on anythin’ you can put your mouth on. And me means anythin’. Girl, you gotta quit bitin’ the soap bottles and the metal faucets. You’re gonna need your teethies. Trust me, ya’ gotta take care of your teeth. And those wires you keep tryin’ to chew are connected to ‘lectricity. Mommy says electrical shocks can fry your furs. And what do ya’ think mommy would do ifin you got fried? 

 

Dezi lays on chair arm by mommy A -selfie

 

 

 

I’s don’t know what comes over me sissy, but I’s just have to do it. You know, it’s like mine’s meownin’ game with mommy.  

  

          Uh, Raena, you’re the only one playin’. In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re all asleep when you get started climbin’ the walls. Don’t you hear mommy callin’ fur you to come back to bed? 

 

Sure I’s hear her sissy. But, I’s just can’t help mine’s self. You know, just cuz you’re old and cranky in the meownin’ doesn’t mean we all have to be.

 

          RaeaBelle Maycee, that’s not very nice.  

 

I’s sorry sissy. Somethin’ made me meow that. It’s like the meownin’ time, I’s just can’t help mine’s self. 

 

Raena sits in front of the tv and watches itNuffin’s wrong with the tv, we’re just not purrmotin’ that commercial.

 

 

 

          That’s hogwash. You know mommy says we’re all in control of our own selves. Ain’t nopawdy makin’ you do or meow anythin’. You’ve been watchin’ way too much teevee. So many shows these days are just downright disrespectful. 

 

Dezi lays and rolls on the Liberty cat tree

 

 

 

But I’s like teevee sissy. You can learn so much.   

 

          Obviously you’re learnin’ the wrong things Raena. No more cat from hell fur you.  

 

Raena sits in front of tv

 

 

 

What? Hmmmmpht  We’ll see, you ain’t in control of the remote, mommy is. Anyways, we’re all up now, so do you wanna play? Sissy…? Sissy…? (Raena sees Dezi asleep atop the cat tree) Hmmmmpht you’re all gonna sleep your lives away. (Raena stretches and yawns) Guess a mid meownon’ nap couldn’t hurt. This is RaenaBelle, signin’ off from the Three Belles Ranch. See ya’ll after a little nap.

 

Till the next time……………………………………………………Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee

Dezi lays in chair

Feline Friday With Chatting Sisfurs

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MeOW Well…What a week. Oh, hi everypawdy, me sure hopes your week’s been less stressful than ours. You know, a kitty luvs a good box, but at some point, you can actually have too many boxes. Me knows. You can’t believe me just meowed that can ya’? But seriously, we can’t hardly get ‘round cuz of all the boxes in every corner. And half of ‘em ain’t even put together yet. 

 

Dezi lays on top of a walmart box

 

 

 

          Oh sissy, I’s think they’re fun. Just walk on top of ‘em. I’s can get almost the whole way down the hall without ever touchin’ the floor. 

 

Raena stands on boxes in hallwayWe need more boxes mommy.

 

 

 

True Raena, but there’s not enuff room fur the wheelchair anymore, so mommy has to crawl ‘round on the floor again. That means it takes longer fur her to get our brekky. One of these days, we’re gonna starve waitin’ on her to make breakfast.  

 

          I’s sure hope not sissy. Mine’s tummy grumbles enuff befur breakfast; I’s fur sure don’t wanna waste away to nuffin’ waitin’ on it. Ifin only we had thumbs, we could make it ourselves.  

 

Now wouldn’t that be nice Raena. Ifin we had thumbs just think of all the things we could do. Y, We could get back at mommy fur all those inappropriate fotos she takes of us. Like when we’re tryin’ to take a bath or use the pawtty box,or even eat. How many times have we’ve been chowin’ down when mommy decides to get the flashy box and click, click, click away? 

 

Dezi eats while Raena licks lips

 

 

 

          You’ve got a point sissy, but I’s not sure anypawdy wants to see mommy take a bath. Anyways, it’s turned chilly cold again so most of the foto ops mommy gets are us snugglin’ in her lap. I’s just cover mine’s eyes with mine’s fur floof and don’t even notice the flashy box. MOL  

 

Raena sleeps in lap with floof covering face and headWhat flashy box?

 

 

 

Or you sit on the scratcher in front of the teevee fillin’ your mind with all that junk. 

 

          Hey sissy, don’t be knockin’ mine’s shows. They’re not junk. One of mine’s new faves is that Seal Team. You know how much I’s luvs a man in unifurm.  

 

Raena watches tv while sitting on scratcher in front of tv

 

 

 

RaenaBelle!!! Where did you hear that?  

 

Dezi stands in chair

 

 

 

          What? Did I’s meow it wrong or somethin’? I’s do luvs our soldiers. They keep us safe ya’ know.   

 

Me knows Raena, me luvs ‘em too. But you do realize there’s a big difference t’ween what you see on your shows and real life, don’t ya’? 

 

Dezi lays on chair arm by mommy A -selfie

 

 

 

          ‘Course sissy. How silly do you think I’s am? Still, I’s like to root fur ‘em. And, they have a really cute woofy that goes on all their missions. I’s keep tellin’ ‘em they need to get a kitty, but I’s don’t think they’re gettin’ mine’s letters. 

 

Letters? Where are you sendin’ these letters, Raena?  

 

          I’s don’t know sissy, I’s just let mommy send ‘em fur me.  

 

Raena bathes while sitting atop scratcher in front of tv

 

 

 

Well Raena, good luck with that. C’mon, let’s finish brekky so mommy can put away our plates and make some room to play.  

 

          Okay sissy. I’s gonna link us up with Comedy Plus fur Feline Furiday furst.  

 

Dezi lays on chair arm - selfie

 

 

 

You do that Raena. Guess that means you won’t notice ifin me just takes a few bites off your plate.  

 

Till the next time………………………………………………………Be Blest!!! 

 

Dezi:  Vibrant Blue 

Raena:  Navy Blue  

 

 

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

Deztinee and RaenaBelle

Raena sits on cat tree

Chatting Cats: Chats Around The Tracks

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Hey, Yo, it’s me, RaenaBelle. Comin’ to you live from the ranch, better known as our ‘pawrtment. Yep, I’s live and in the fur bringin’ you blow by blow accounts of life in the slow lane. 

 

Dezi lays on liberty tree and Raena on the small perch looking at each other in front of the door.

 

 

 

          RaenaBelle Mayce, what in the world are you meowin’ ‘bout? And why are you meowin’ like some hood rat? 

 

Raena lays atop the Liberty cat tree looking down at Dezi laying on the edge of the tree

 

 

 

Hood rat?! What’s a hood rat sissy? Do we have any ‘round here? I’s bet’ch’a our furiend Erin would luvs to have a bite of one of those. Let me just look thru our address book and find her nummer. We’ll set out the pawtal so she can get here in a jiffy. I’s bet she could teach us a thing or two ‘bout ketchin’ those things. She may be a princess now, but she hasn’t always lived the pampurred life.  

 

          (Dezi shakes her head) RaenaBelle…It’s nice that you wanna share, but hood rat is just an expression. We don’t actually have any rats ‘round here of any kind. Y, Me’s never actually seen a real live mouse. Less ya’ wanna count the one me saw at BlogPaws that time. But me doesn’t think that one counts since he was somepawdy’s pet. You know, you can’t eat somepawdy’s pet, that’s just not nice. 

 

Kind’a like Speedy, our bestest bunny furiend. Huh sissy?. 

 

Dezi and Raena sitting on the liberty cat tree

 

 

 

          Uh, yeah, kind’a like that Raena. We don’t really think ‘bout Speedy bein’ a rabbit like the ones we like to see on our dinner plates. Speedy’s just Speedy, ya’ know?. It’s kind’a like all our woofy furiends. They’re nuffin’ like those annoyin’ woofies ‘round here and at the V-E-T’s office. Anyways, ya’ got me off track here. Me was askin’ why you were meowin’ things like Yo, and what blow by blows are you relatin’? Nopawdy’s fightin’ here. 

 

Of course not sissy. Why would anypawdy be fightin’? 

 

          Alright Raena, me’s not goin’ down this rabbit hole with you again. Me…  

 

Rabbit popping in and out of rabbit hole
courtesy of clipartextras

 

 

 

Rabbit hole? When did you get to go outside? Where’s the rabbit hole sissy? I’s wanna see it. That’s not fair that you got to go outside and I’s didn’t. I’s take care of mommy just as much as you do. Ifin anypawdy ought to get to go outside, it’s me. I’s haven’t really and truly seen all the marvels that make up nature on account on mine’s eyes bein’ bad. Now that I’s can see clearly, I’s need to go and check out the world ‘round us. (Raena puts on her pouty face)

 

          Raena, there is no rabbit hole. Well, there purrobably is, but me hasn’t seen it. Nopawdy’s been outside, not even mommy. Seriously now, where’d you get the word Yo? 

 

Raena watches and talks to a lion on tv

 

 

 

TV of course. Now sissy, ifin nopawdy’s been outside, then why are you meowin’ ‘bout rabbit holes and stuffs? 

 

          With as much tv as you watch Raena, you should be more than a little furmiliar with silly human sayings, like down the rabbit hole. 

 

I’s not ever heard it sissy. Maybe the tv peeps bleep those things out. Y, Last night while mommy was makin’ our dinner, I’s changed the channel by mistake and this whole show was bleep bleep bleep. I’s don’t know why somepawdy would wanna watch somethin’ that doesn’t even have words. Quite furankly, those bleeps are a bit annoyin’. 

 

Dezi sits pretty atop the liberty cat tree

 

 

 

          Oh Raena, you still have so much to learn. Once upon a time, no movies had words.

 

No Way, sissy? Really??? 

 

          Sure ‘nuff Raena. ‘Course, that was long befur me’s time.  

 

Raena lays on the liberty cat tree

 

 

 

MeOW  I’s can’t even ‘magine. Anyways, guess that’s all the time I’s have fur today’s blow by blows. We’ve got things to do and peeps to see…or is it places to go and…ah who cares. RaenaBelle signin’ off from the ranch, I’s think it sounds better than the old ‘pawrtment, k? Fanky fank you all fur your patience with us. We’re slowly but surely gettin’ ‘round to visit all of you. 

 

Till the next time…………………………………………………Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee