Mommys’ Little Angels

Mommys’ Little Angels   Well meez wus gunna tell a diffewent stowwy tuday til meez stawted weadin’ yous comments on yesfuwdays blog post.  And meez gotta tell yous dat wees all got a giggle hewe fwum dem.  Da genewal comment wus dat ifin yous made a mess yous wuldn’t be called an angel, much less mommy’s little angel. MOL   So meez fawt me wuld just let yous in on a little secwet.  See mommy has dis belief dat ibin yous call a kitty/doggy/ child etc. by da  name or action yous want dem tu emulate, den deys will.  So da mowe wees fwustwate mommy da mowe angelic wees become. Da only way yous know dat mommy is fwustwated is da clenched teef sound when shes sez it.  MOL  Fuw instance, meez told yous dat meez dusn’t like da pawdee box tu be diwty and will skweek at mommy tiwelessly til shes cleans it out.  Dusn’t mattew what mommy’s duin’ ifin da pawdee box has been used meez wants it clean dat minute. (Yes wees hav mowe den 1, but wees only use ‘Da One’)  

So da uddew day mommy wusn’t feelin’ so good, and hers had fixed bwekky fuw Lexi and meez and had just sat down tu hav a hot cup of coffee.  Lexi and meez had boff alweady used da pawdee box and mommy had cleaned it, so all wus well fuw hers tu ‘wake up’.  Til it wusn’t.  Lexi had gone back tu da pawdee box and made a deposit duwin’ hers bwekky.  So meez stawted skweekin at mommy. (meez had followed Lexi back der)  Mommy left hers hot fwesh cup of coffee and came and cleaned da pawdee box fuw meez and told me tu come and eat meez bwekky. Hers went back tu have hers coffee and no soonew did hers pick up da cup when meez started skweekin agin. 🙂  Mommy hollewed back at meez tu use da pawdee box or come and eat bwekky and hers wuld take cawe of it in a minute.  Hers took a sip of coffe and meez continued tu skweek.  Mommy came back tu da pawdee box woom tu check and meez wus on da vanity lookin’ at meezselff in da miwwo.  Aftew a pat on da head and a kiss, again mommy went back tu hav coffee and it wus ice cold.  So hers made anuddew cup and wight aftew hers picked up da cup meez stawted skweekin’ again.  Again mommy came tu check and again, nuffin tu see or clean.  Back tu hers now wawm cup of coffee and a sip latew meez wus skweekin again.  By dis time it took all da suddewn chawm meez mommy kuld mustew, but hews sed in da most luvvin voice dat kuld come fwum clenched teeff, “Honey, either use the potty box or come and eat your brekky. I am tryin’ to wake up and have my first cup of coffee for the day, okay Angel??!!”  See, der it is, ders da angel wowd. MOL  Of couwse meez kep skweekin and mommy finally came back tu da pawdee box woom and dis time meez had piddled in da floow and wus trwyin’ tu covew it up.  Mommy looked at meez and looked at da floow and all da colow had dwained fwum hers face and meez fawt me saw steam comin’ fwum hers eaws, and hers sed, “Oh Angel, I love you baby, but why did you do that?.  The potty box is clean.   Dezi, my angel my love,” and hers weached down and picked meez up and gave meez kisses and sed; “Angel I love you so much. No matter what you do you’ll always be mommys’ little blue eyed angel girl.”  And meez purred and purred and luvved on meez mommy and finally went and ate meez bwekky. Meez finks mommy finally had a cup of coffee dat day aftew cleanin da floow. MOL

 

Meweek mommy whatcha' duin'??
Meweek mommy whatcha’ duin’?? ♥ 

So mommy sez ifin dis is what wees du as angels den hers kuldn’t take it ifin wees wus bein’ bwats/devils or any uddew negative name. MOL  And mommy is aftew all just an old Suddewn Belle hoo still  poows on da hunny…. sumtimes a little tu fick. MOL But she’s ow Suddewn Belle mommy and  wees like da hunny dat dwips fwum hers lips. 🙂  Wees will always be Mommy’s Little Angels!!        

Til da nex time (and wees hav sum excitin’ news), Happy Cinco De Mayo 😀

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥      

♥ Dezi ♥

 

 

Mommys’ Little Mess (es) Pt. 2

So as meez told yous yesfuwday sis Lexi and meez wus gunna make mommy feel special fuw hers special day.  And yous left us last in da kitchen wiff sis Lexi diggin’ in da coke box fuw a can of coke and meez pawin’ away at da cwackew box fuw a package of cwackews.  Oh, and mommy asleep in bed. MOL   So meez wus pawin’ fuw meez life and finally me got da box open.  Meez stawted tu pull out a package of cwackews when suddenly da coke box tumbled down and cans of coke wolled out all ovew da floow. Lexi and meez boff stopped dead in ow twacks and looked at each uddew. Dat wus gunna wake up mommy fuw suwe.  But wees wus so close and so wees decided tu continue tu twy tu get mommys tweats.  And den wees heawd, “Girls, what are ya’ll doin’?  Come back to bed angels.  Lexi!!!  Dezi!!!  Come to bed!!”  So meez wan tu da pawdee box and Lexi wan behind meez. Lexi stopped at da pawdee box woom doow and Meowed and mommy sed, “Honey come back tu bed.”  Lexi hopped up on da bed and snuggled wiff mommy. And den mommy sed, “Where’s your sister sweety?”   And den meez appeawed outta nowhewe and jumped back up on da bed.  A little cuddle, a little purr and finally mommy went back tu sleep and Lexi and meez wan back tu da kitchen tu wetwieve ow mommys suwpwises.  Lexi stawted pushin’ one of da cans down da hall, and meez bit intu one of da packages of cwackews and headed down da hall behind hers. Wees had dun it, almost.

 

It wuzn't me mommy.
It wuzn’t me mommy. ♥ 

On meez way back tu da bedwoom, meez wealized dat meez had opened da cwackews and der wus peanut buttew. 🙂  OMC Meez du like peanut buttew.  But dis is ‘posed tu be fuw mommy, so meez keeps goin’.  Lexi is still pushin dat can when meez catches up tu hers so….meez took a little bweak and licked a cwackew, okay or 2.  Lexi finally got da can ovew tu da chaiw, and it wolled almost unnew da wheel and den hers jumped back intu bed.  So meez jumped up intu da chaiw and den tu da bed wiff da cwackews.  And when meez jumped, da package opened up mowe and a foo cwackews fell out ontu da bed.  Lexi told meez tu put da cwackews in mommys chaiw, so meez took da west of da package and laid it in da chaiw.  Meez licked a little mowe cwackew and den back tu bed meez went. When mommy finally woke up, meez got da cwackews and laid dem on mommys chest.  Mommy sed fank yous and kissed meez as me wubbed hers face. And den wees got mommy weady tu get in da chaiw and stawted pushin’ hers.  And as mommy wolled, hers cwushed up one of da cwackews dat wus layin on da bed.  And da ones meez laid on hers chest fell off and ontu da bed where mommy cwushed dem tu.  So mommy wus purretty much covewed in peanut buttew cwackews.  MOL  Once intu da chaiw mommy wealized hers had sat on yet anuddew cwackew. MOL So meez tuwned on da chaiw, but it didn’t move. Mommy didn’t know what kuld be wrong wiff it. So hers looked wound on da floow, and den shes saw it.  A can of Coke wight unnew da tiwe and fixin’ tu go skwish!!!  Mommy panicked and tuwned da chaiw off and wolled da can away fwum da chaiw and wees wus off. Yous shulda seen hers face when shes saw da suwpwise wees left fuw hers in da kitchen. MOL  Wees wus boff purrin’ ow loudest cuz wees wus so purroud of owselves.  Mommy just stawed in amazemnet at how clevew wees wus. And den mommy hugged and kissed us boff.  And den mommy looked wound at da floow full of cans of cokes and packages of cwackews and sed,  “Oh my angels I love you both so much.  I guess it’s just a little mess made by mommys’ little messes.”  

Hoo meez??
Hoo meez?? ♥

     

  So, til da nex time, what kinds of little messes du yous angels leav yous??  

Hav a Pawsum Sunday!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥          

Dezi ♥

Mommys’ Little Mess (es)

Well meez fawt since it wus da weekend yous mite enjoy havin’ a little laff.  And findin’ out dat ow duties awe not all sombew and wowky.  Aftew all mommy sez ifin yous can’t laff at yous selff den you’s bound tu be da subject of many jokes.  So meez told yous last ’bout meez and Lexi bwingin’ mommy small items of food and uddew fings.  And meez bwiefly mentioned dat mommy had a special day comin’ up.  Which by da way, shes has a special day comin’ up soon now tu.  Anyways, back tu da special day yeaws ago.  As meez told yous sis Lexi wus awawe dat mommys day wus just wound da cownew and so wees decided tu tweat mommy special fuw a day. Now twuff is, us kittys don’t know what day of da week it is. Wees can’t wead da clock or da calendaw, so fuw us it didn’t mattew ifin it wus on mommys day or just any day. Oooops, meez gotta back up a bit. Meez fuwgot tu tell yous dat wees sleep in/on da bed wiff mommy.  As a mattew of fact, mommy can’t sleep at all ifin wees not in/on da bed wiff hers.  When wees get up in da nite tu go tu da pawdee box, mommy wakes up.  Hers dusn’t get up (purrawly kuldn’t walk ifin hers wanted tu), but hers wakes up (a little); and shes dusn’t nod back off til wees join hers again in/on da bed.  Okay, so Lexi and meez decided dat wees wus gunna make mommys’ meownin special fuw hers special day. 

 

So wees all went tu bed and nodded off.  A little latew Lexi stawted pawin’ at meez and me woke up and looked at hers.  Shes kwitely meowed fuw meez tu come wiff hers and wees boff kwitely jumped off da bed and headed fuw da kitchen.  When wees got der Lexi jumped up on da table and stwetched cwoss da chaiw tu da cabinet and stawted tu paw at da cwackew box.  Den shes lost hers balance and fell tu da chaiw. (not vewy faw down, and shes wusn’t huwt). But it did make nuff noise dat mommy stawted callin’ fuw us.  Meez wan back tu da bed and Lexi wan tu da pawdee box woom and stawwted sscwatchin’ da pawdee box.  Meez laid nex tu mommy and stawted massagin’ hers.  Wees kuld boff heaw Lexi scwatchin’ at da pawdee box, so wees just waited. Finally Lexi joined us and  amidst da purrin, soon mommy wus off tu sleep again.  So Lexi and meez wus off tu da kitchen.  Again Lexi stawted tu paw da cwackew box, and it fell tu da floow.  Meez went ovew and stawwted pawin’ at da box, and den meez heawd mommy mumble. By dis time Lexi had moved ovew tu da box of canned cokes, and wus diggin’ in it. Fwaid dat mommy wus gunna wake up meez wanned back tu da bed and wight nex tu mommy. Meez waited a foo minutes and den Lexi appeawed in da doow way and shes looked waddew  purrtewbed.  So meez got down and back tu da kitchen wees went.  Meez continued tu paw at da cwackew box and Lexi contiued tu dig in da coke box.  Wees had plans of takin’ mommy bwekky in bed.

 So, til da nex time, yous will hav tu wunnew ’bout mommys’ little mess. mol

Hav a pawsum Catuwday!!

 

Wees all weady fuw bed. Tuwn da camewa off mommy.
Wees all weady fuw bed. Tuwn da camewa and da T.V. off mommy. ♥

 

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥  

Dezi

Duin’ Da Happy Kitty Dance

OMC  Yous won’t believ what hapund tuday furiends.  Well yous know wees stawted dis blog by accident.  Meez lets mommy keep finkin’ dat.  Weally it wus meez powews of purrrrrr-suasion dat made mommy cweate meez a blog.  Aftew all, sis Lexi had hers own Facebook page so it wus only faiw dat meez had sumfin of meez vewy own. MOL   Anyways, wees stawted all dis tu get da wowd out ’bout Service Cats and all da uddew Service animals out der.  So yesfuwday wees wus weplyin’ tu comments and weadin’ ow furiends blogs and gettin meez weady fuw da Cat Scouts campin’ twip tunite, and den der it wus. Da vewy nex email wus askin’ ifin meez wuld like tu du an innerview.  Seems meez new furiends Da Tabbies o Trout Towne (http://da-tabbies-o-trout-towne.blogspot.com/) had suggested dat meez mite make a innewstin’ innerview.  FANK yous so much.  Meez is fwilled and vewy excited.  So excited meez been duin’ da Happy Kitty Dance all day.  And meez wus tu excited tu even fink ’bout tellin’  twainin’ stowwys tuday.  Meez hopes yous fuwgivs me, but it’s not evewday a kitty giwly gets dis kind of oppurrtunity. 🙂   Meez will be suwe and let yous all know when it will be posted and whewe, and in da meantime, join meez in da Happy Kitty Dance!!            Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Furiday!! 😀

 

Happy Kitty Dance. Meez washin' up fuw meez innewview.
Happy Kitty Dance. Meez washin’ up fuw meez innewview. 😀
Wees ceelebwatin'

Wees celebwatin’. 😀

Check out meez tent fuw meez campin' twip.

Check out meez tent fuw meez campin’ twip. ♥

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥            

Dezi