Mommy Needed A Break (mol)

Meow furiends hope you are all havin’ a Pawsum week. We took a couple days off fur mommy tu rest. We hav meez blog, sis Lexi’s Facebook payj, ShowmeCats and me just joined da Cat Scouts. And mommy is of course disabled and has trubble gettin’ ’round and stayin’ wif it sumtimes so her just got tu a point dat her kuldn’t fink or see or function so she needed a break. We watched a couple of movies and one of dem wuz da new Hunger Games. We won’t spoil it fur any of you dat havn’t seen it yet, but just know der will be a follow up movie, hoo knows when. MOL Very disappointin’, but wuz okay all in all. 

Also durin’ our break da lawn krew came fur da first time dis season and fur doze of you hoo don’t follow our Facebook page meez will just tell you dat meez hates da lawn krew bein’ here wif all der noisy machines. And deys just idiots. Deys pull up plants and leave da weeds. Dey use da weed wacker/edger on da lawn and da metal posts and air conditioner wires instead of da edges of da lawn like deys pose tu. And deys blow da leaves and dirt at da doors and windows wif da leaf blower sted of out intu da yard. OMC Anyways, da days off were good in spite of all dat. It is cold and rainy and gray here today. Meez fink spring has just got lost, or maybe kidnapped. MOL

Meez wus finkin’ ’bout makin’ anudder page here in meez blog wif a dictionary of cat speak. It wuld make it easy fur doze of you hoo hav trubble wif da kitty talk tu get definitions quickley. What du you fink?? Wuld dat be sumfin’ you mite be innerested in seein’?? Meez knows da Facebook people sumtimes hav trubble unnerstandin’ sis Lexi so we wuz finkin’ a quick link mite be a good idea. Altho me blog is more human den our udder pages we know dat sumtimes we mite be hard tu unnerstand. Like humans very few kitty’s talk alike either, but we kuld include sum of da more common words. Just let meez know what you fink. And fur doze of you hoo can’t comment on meez blog you can let us know on Facebook or you can always email us. We luv hearin’ frum our furiends cuz we luv you all dearly.

Meez be signin’ off fur now, so Till da nex time,

Wif Much Luv, 😀

Dezi

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ImageSis Lexi and meez playin’ durin’ mommy’s movie. MOL No distraction at all.

What Is a Service Cat?!

Well it occured tu mommy and meez dat not everpawdy here follows sis Lexi’s Facebook page so you mite be wunnerin just what it is dat we do fur mommy and just why duz she need us. Many years afur either of us wuz even born mommy had a car accident dat left her disabled. She has lots of nerv damage and pain and migraines and copd and quite a foo udder fings. Anyway we help mommy stay independent. We drive her wheelchair and giv her great massages and we can bof dial 911. Among udder fings, meez alerts afur mommy passes out so she can get somewhere safe.  So a normal meownin fur us starts da minit mommy wakes up. See durin’ da nite mommy’s medicine wears off and hers body duzn’t move. So sis Lexi and meez gic her massages  on her legs and arms tu help get dem movin’. Den we roll mommy intu her wheelchair and one of us drives tu da bafroom so mommy can du her human meownin rituals. MOL  Den we drive heer tu da kitchen where she makes our brekky and her a cup of coffee.  Tu alert mommy dat her is gunna pass out me duz what we call meez dance. Meez paws at mommy and twirls ’round  and ’round. And mommy knows tu pay attention  and go sit down sum where. Me of course goes and sits in hers lap til is all over.  We will tell you more ’bout our duties as service cats from time tu time. So, Til da nex time               

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Wif Much Luv, 😀

Dezi

Meez luvz all our furiends.
Meez luvz all our furiends.
Mommy finks me be very purretty here.
Mommy finks me be very purretty here.

Dezi Grows intu a Feisty Kitty

Well so we all came tumblin’ out of da basket and intu da floor wif da second lady. All meez littermates stardid playin’ wif each udder, and bein’ da (runt) littlest of all of us meez didn’t play very much. And me didn’t feel so good eeder. Meez had a big bloated belly (frum da worms) and  didn’t smell tu good cuz meez had da runs and der wuz sum still on me  bloomers. Meez waddled over tu da second lady sittin’ in da floor and crawled up in her lap and stardid purrin’. Meez looked up at her and she had leaky eyes and she looked at da first lady and sed, “This is  my destiny and she will be called, Deztinee.” And den meez stardid squeekin’ and crawled down from her lap and looked around a bit. Not seein’ a litter box, meez squatted and went tu da pawdy rite in da floor and den went rite bak over tu da second lady and crawled bak up in her lap. She picked meez up and hugged meez even tho me wuz smelly and dirty and sed, ” I Luv You My Preshus!” Her voice sounded like an angel and her paws were so soft and gentle meez just knew everything wuz gunna be okay. Den she took meez over and kleened me up and put meez in a warm bag. She talked tu da first lady a bit and den we left. We drove and drove and meez kep squeekin and squeekin and she wuz singin’ tu meez and talkin’ tu meez all da way. Meez wendid pawdy a few times in da soft bag and had got all dirty again. But she didn’t seem tu care.  She just kept luvin’ on meez. Da lady dat we wuz taken frum never luved on us. So meez fawt dis wuz just wunnerful. Meez purred and purred and squeeked and squeeked, til finally we came tu a stop. I gotta tell you meez  wuz a little worried dat she wuz gunna put meez stinky self out, but she picked meez up and took meez intu a warm house and sed, “This is your forever home, and I’m your forever mommy.” 

She kleened meez up again and put down a pawdy box which me used rite away; and she had to kleen meez up again (lots) and den she put down a plate of food. Meez wuz so hungry but me couldn’t eat it. Meez wuzn’t big enuff and had only little teef. When she saw me walk away from da food she picked meez up and looked meez over real good and den she called da first lady on da fone. Meez heard her say, “No, they are not 6 weeks old they’re only 4 weeks old and not ready to be away from their mother.” Oh no meez fawt. She’s gunna take me bak tu dat pawful place. but den me heard, “Yez of course I’m keeping her. I still have bottles so she will be fine. But, they hav tapeworms and not what they’ve been over treated fur and are all purrawbly dehydrated.” Well da nex fing me knew der wuz a yummy bottle fur meez and belly wuz all full again.  Meez wuz purrin’ and happy and sleepin’ in her lap. Meez liked dis furever home wif a furever mommy. But we wuzn’t da only ones dat lived here……..(tu be continued) Til da nex time

Wif Much Luv,

Dezi

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