What ‘Bout da Fone??

So da holiday is ovew and all those dat went tu dis blogpaws event awe back home, so meez decided tu tell anuddew twainin’ stowwy. Meez got sum new furiends fwum da innewview.  Fank yous fuw comin’ by and stayin’ wound. 😀   So hewe wees go on anuddew twainin’ adventuwe. 🙂   So meez wus duuin’ purretty good at dwivin’ mommys wheelchaiw, and  tu say meez luvved da phone wuld be puttin’ it mildly. MOL  Meez wus twyin’ tu answew da fone evewtime it wang. Even when mommy wus sittin’ wight der wiff it.  So mommy wus twyin’ tu twain meez tu only use da fone when meez needed tu call fuw help or when hers asked fuw it.  Good luck wiff dat one mommy. MOL  Well one day wees wus all loungin’ wound and Lexi and meez had been givin’ mommy sum massages.  And hers just nodded off.  A cat naps always a good idea, so Lexi and meez decided tu nap also.  Wees got a good snowe goin’ and all of a sudden da fone stawted wingin’.   Mommy’s eyes came opun just a little but and meez knew hers wus awake. 

 

So meez got up and headed fuw da fone.  Mommy mumble a little and  told meez tu leav it alone, dat whoevew it wus wuld leav a message.  Yeah like dat wus gunna hapun. MOL  Meez got tu da fone and gwbbed it ‘tween meez teefys and took it ovew tu mommy.  Mommy wus so out of it, hers had alweady fallen back tu sleep.  So when hers didn’t take da fone fwum meez dat’s when meez knew dat hers wuldn’t mind ifin meez answewed it.  So meez pawed at da buttons  on da fone til it stoopped wingin’.  and den meez mewekked ’em. Deys wus not amuzed.  Mommy wus snowin’, Lexi wus snowin’ and meez wus meweekin. MOL  Meez kep pawin at da fone, until meez knocked it off mommys chest an down da side of da chaiw.  Uh Oh  Well only one fing tu du now…..go fishin’. MOL  So meez is diggin’ down da side of da chiw twyin’ tu get da fone and mommy finally wakes up.  Hers sez, “Honey, what are you doin’?  Sweetie just lay down and let’s take a little nap.”  And hers stawted pettin meez.   Didn’t take long and meez had alweady furgot all ’bout da fone, and wus  layin’ down and  nappin’ again.  Afuw long wees wus all snowwin’ away.  What ’bout da fone, yous ask??  

 

Okay mommy
Meez will get it mommy, don’t wowwy. 😀

                                 

Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!!

 

By da way, Meez is a membew of da Blogpaws community tu, and twyin’ tu figgew it all out.  At da moment wees can’t figgew out how tu get da badge tu post on meez sidebaw. (Oh no yous say, anuddew sidebaw question/purrawlem) mol Yes. Ifin yous can help meez purrlease giv meez and mommy and shout.  When meez hovews ovew meez badge, it keeps sayin’ “join now”. Sep meez joined a foo munffs back. Mommy twied wight clickin’ tu save as, but didn’t hapun. Meez did wead sum comments dat sed deys wus havin’ twubble gettin’ it fuw wowd pwess blogs, but nopawdy seems tu be nswewin’ as da questiions dated back tu last yeaw. 

 

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Dezi Luvs da Fone

Well so meez leawned tu use da fone tu call 911 in case of an emewgency.  Da nex task wus tu leawn tu bwing da fone tu mommy when hers wus still awake but kuldn’t get tu it herself.  Lexi and meez awe mommys ‘fallen and can’t get up buttons.’ MOL   So mommy put a stwing on da fone and began meez twainin’.  Once wes’ know how tu bwing da fone, we use da belt loop attachment stead of stwing.  Mommy wuld wait til da fone wuld wing and den call meez ovew and giv meez da stwing and den tell me tu giv her da fone and den hers wuld take da stwing back.  And she wuld sleep wiff da fone and in da meownins when meez wuld cwawl up on hers chest she wuld giv me da stwing and tell meez tu giv it tu her.  Evewday da stwing wuld get a little showtew  until it wus wight on da fone.  By dis time meez wus big nuff tu cawwy da fone in meez mouf.  Meez wuld watch Lexi cawwy da fone tu mommy and ifin sumpawdy called in da meownins afur mommy kuld get ’round meez wuld watch Lexi help mommy and hold da fone fur her.  Shes wuld lay up against da fone so it wuld stay in place by mommys eaw.  Well meez fawt dat dis wus weally fun.  and sumtimes meez wuld hit da button and a voice wuld stawt talkin tu me.  Meez luvs tu visit and dis wus sumfin new.   So meez stawted twyin’ tu ‘answew’  and bwing mommy da fone evewtime it wang.  Even when mommy didn’t need meez tu.  And sumtimes it wusn’t convenient fur mommy. mol

 

More den once meez got da fone and pawed da talk button when mommy wus……unavailable. MOL   One aftewnoon mommy wus in da pawdee box woom and of couwse meez wus der wiff her.  You know da unspoken wule dat sez yous can’t go tu da pawdee by youself, wight?! MOL   Meez wus eyein’ da pawdee box meself when suddenly da fone wang.  Meez knew mommy kuldn’t get tu it fast nuff so off me wan.  Sis Lexi wus layin’ on da vanity and hers meowed at me as meez wan fur da fone, and mommy wus twyin’ tu get up and hollewin’ “Dezi, leave the phone alone honey.  Sweety come back here and go tu the pawdee box.  Dezi, purrlease.”  But meez didn’t listen and meez got da fone and stawted back tu da pawdee box woom wiff it.  Mommy hollewed agin fur meez tu dwop da fone, so dis time meez did.   Meez looked at mommy and den at da fone and it wus still wingin’, so meez pawed da big button dat makes voices come out of it.  And at dat moment mommy wus hollewein, “Dezi dear I’m on the pawdee and I don’t want the phone in the bathroom.”   Den mommy heawd a voice comin’ outta da fone sayin’ , “I’ll call back.”   Mommy sed fankfully dis time it wus hers case managew/nuwse.  Uddew wise hers wulda been weally embawased.  mol  Of couws dis wusn’t da fiwst time meez had dun dis and wuldn’t be da last.  So, twain yous kitty at yous own wisk.         Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!

 

A furiend made dis fur us. We's da bestest furiends now, and wes' luv each uddew bunches.
A furiend made dis fur us. We’s da bestest furiends now, and wes’ luv each uddew bunches. 🙂

 

 

 

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Dezi

Dezi Learns tu Use da Phone

Well meez told a showt stowwy ’bout meez and da fone but meez got so many new furiends and dat stowwy didn’t go intu much detail, so meez gunna tell ya’ ’bout meez fone twainin’.  Meez luvs da fone. MOL  Mommy didn’t know when hers twained meez dat hers wus cweatin’ a fone monstew. 🙂  Altho’ as you wead wiff Shad, meez not da fiwst kitty mommy’s had dat liked tu talk on da fone. MOL   Of couws when meez fiwst stawted twainin’ me wus tu small tu push da buttons on da fone.  Meez wus so small mommy wuld take meez tu da post office tu hav meez weighed evew week.  One of da joys of small town livin’. mol  Well membew meez wus sickly when me came tu liv here and mommy and me VET wanted tu make suwe dat meez wus gwowin’ okay and since der’s no VET in ow town and meez didn’t even wegistew on mommys scale da post office wus da logical choice.  It’s what yous wulda dun, wight?? mol  

So anyway, mommy waited til meez wus healfy and wowm fwee tu stawt twainin’ meez tu use da fone.  And den mommy wuld put da fone in hers lap and den take meez paw and pwess da buttons ovew and ovew and ovew agin.  Den hers wuld giv meez lots and lots of luv and a foo tweats. 🙂   Lexi wuld always lay der and watch me.  Shes’ got tweats tu and shes’ didn’t du nuffin.  Oh well dat’s just how wunnewful ow mommy is and how much she luvs us.  Well Lexi did du sumfin’, she always looked at meez like shes’ wus gunna splat me. mol   As meez gwew and put on more wweight, mommy wuld continue tu put meez paws on da fone til meez wus actually able tu pwess da nummews.  Den one day aftew mommy made a call, hers gav meez da fone and pwessed meez paws on da nummews agin and da fone stawted wingin’ and a voice came outta da uddew end and sed, “911 what’s your emergency?”  Meez skweeked at mommy and da voice sed, “Help is on the way.”  Meez skweeked at mommy agin and agin.  Meez didn’t know dat’s what me wus posed tu du, but meez just likes tu talk tu mommy and anypawdy else dat’ll listen. 🙂  And den da fone wang wif meez still sittin’ by it, and so meez stawted pawin at it, and meez hit a button dat made a voice say, “du you wanna try it again??”  Well meez didn’t know it but mommy had called da 911 opewatew and told hers dat shes’ wus gunna be twainin’ me tu call fur help and hers wus callin’ mommy tu see ifin hers wanted meez tu call agin.

PURRLEASE DO NOT CALL 911 or twain yous’ pets wifout fiwst checkin’ wiff dem tu see what time of day and what day wuld be best fuw dem, specially ifin yous’ live in a big city. When mommy wus twainin’ meez and all da uddew kittys’ hers twained, da fone wus not connected tu a fone jack until she wus weady fuw us tu make da call.  Wes’ called a foo more times dat day, and den wested up afur duin’ it  agin anuddew day until meez kuld du it wifout mommys help.  And den…….hers had cweated a fone monstew. MOL   Meez will tell yous sum cute stowwys ’bout meez and da fone nex.               So, til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!!

Lexi lookin' at meez like shes wants tu splat me. mol
Lexi lookin’ at meez like shes wants tu splat me. mol
Meez and Lexi luv each uddew vewy much. :)
Meez and Lexi luv each uddew vewy much. 🙂

 

 

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Dezi

Dezi Luvs da Fone

OMC Meez stardid tellin’ you all ’bout da fings sis Lexi and meez do as service cats but didn’t tell you ’bout how we learnd tu do dem. So me fawt tunite me wuld share a bit ’bout our twainin’; more specifically, meez twainin’. MOL It is Dezi’z World after all, rite?. Well ifin you read meez story ’bout how me came to liv wif mommy den you know me been here since me wuz 4 weeks old. So, mommy stardid twainin’ meez vewy yung. Fur callin’ da 911 mommy wuld put me little paws on da nummers and pwess down and den luv on me or giv me a tweat and lots of pwaise, and den wepeat da pwocess over and over until me kuld  do it me self. You know me liked talkin’ on da fone so much dat mommy has tu hide da fone ifin she duzn’t wanna answer it cuz me will twy tu answer it ever time it rings. 😀 

Reminds meez ’bout dis one time when we had just got up fur da meownin’ and we wuz all in da pawdee room and da fone stardid ringin’. Well mommy wuz, well you can guess what mommy wuz doin’ and me looked toward da bedroom (and da fone) and den back at mommy (hoo can wead minds) and took off. Mommy wuz sittin’ der hollerin’, “Dezi, honey, leave the phone alone. Sweety, don’t answer that phone.” Did me listen?? No of course not me just kep runnin’ fur da fone and den meez got it and pawed da gween button. Fur doze of you hoo don’t hav colored buttons on your fones, dat’s da answer button. Den meez carried it bak tu da pawdee room and mommy. Mommy wuz still hollerin’ fur me not tu answer it when me got it tu her, and den meez laid it down just out of heer reach, and pawed da red button. Again, fur doze of you wifout colored buttons, dat means meez hung up on dem. MOL Mommy didn’t get mad, her just laughed. Anyway, Til da nex time,     

Wif Much Luv, 😀

Dezi

ImageMeez just chillin’

ImageMeez wishin you a blessed Sunday.

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