Oh weekend weez so glad you’re here. Meowllo everypawdy how’re ya’ doin’? You all know we be da poor relatives right? It’s okay, we know it. You know mommy qualifies fur one of those cheap cell fones. Yeah dat’s right, they be free all across da country ‘cept here in one of da poorest states in da Union. Here they cost money. Anyways, they don’t get a signal at our house so mommy’s just always kept her old prepaid fone. It dusn’t get a signal at da house eever, and it ain’t smart by no stretch of da magination; but it’s cheaper than da cheap government fones. So anyways this past week mommy had to go pick up her medicine from da farmacy and da cheap cell fone peeps had a tent set up outside da grocery store. Mommy decided to go on over and ask ‘bout da smarty pants fones. Ya’ know what? They had one. Sum android job fur da cheap. So mommy thought she’d take da plunge and smarten up wiff da rest of da world.
A few minutes later and mommy was off wiff her new teeny tiny smarty pants fone. Yep dat’s right, it’s ‘bout 4 inches wiff a 3 inch screen and a keypad smaller than mommy’s pinky. Sissy and me fur sure won’t be usin’ this fone, but dat’s okay, it don’t get service anywhere but da grocery store…5 miles away. MOL So mommy tried to connect to da innernet but when she typed in meez blog address da auto correct kept changin’ it. Course mommy’s not as smart as da fone so it took 10 tries and 45 minutes fur her to figger out what was happenin’. We still haven’t found da auto correct button to turn it off, cuz mommy had another little accident in da meantime and now has a finger twice it’s size. Me knows what you all are finkin’. Mommy got ripped off by sum fly by night. but truth is, our town is just dat small. We don’t have any cell stores within a 100 miles so da companies set up little tents in these small towns like ours and do business. There’s lots of little towns like ours in Oklahoma. And da tent’s there 4-5 days a week, so they be a real business. Course dat doesn’t mean mommy didn’t get ripped off. MOL
Anyways, meez been takin’ it easy on mommy and not askin’ her to type too much cuz she broke a fingernail. Now me knows what you’re thinkin’. BooHoo a broken fingernail, just get over it. Right? Normally me wuld agwee, but this ain’t just any broken fingernail. Mommy has purretty long nails to begin wiff and it bwoke way down in da quick. Me thought she wuld never get it to stop bleedin’. 2 days later it’s finally stopped, lessen she bumps it, gets it wet, or ketches it on sumfin’. And it ain’t purretty, let me tell ya’. Me kept meowin’ at her to stop typin’ da furst day cuz da blood was everywhere. So weez takin’ it easy fur now and will get back to visitin’ and commentin’ more when mommy’s finger gets better. Maybe in da meantime, she can smarten up da smarty pants fone afur she gets so furustrated she has ‘em turn it off. MOL
In other news, a couple of meez fellow cat scouts sent me and sis Lexi a little sumfin’ sumfin’ fur Christmas. Mommy let me see and smell ‘em but she wuldn’t let me have ‘em. Oh da torture. cuz let me tell ya’ they all smell divine. Thank you sooooooooo much Dora, Tiger, Trouble and Spooky. We can’t wait to open yous gift. And fank yous bunches Timmy, Einstein, Fitz, Buttons, Rumpy, Buddy, Toby and uncle Pete. Me can’t believe mommy took back da toys after lettin’ me smell ‘em. Meez thinkin’ me might need to call Austin and have a NuCat meetin’ over this or sumfin’. Me better wrap it up. poor mommy’s one handed typin’ is fadin’. Y’all enjoy da weekend and member, Christmas is almost here.
OMC me almost furgot; weez joinin’ da Pet Parade as always.
Till da next time………………………………..Be Blest!!!
Service Cats U.S. 
We hope your mommy’s owwie finger feels better soon. And that she figures out the phone. Sometimes smart phones are just plain stoopid. 😉
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ohh the mom gotted one of those owies too -deys da worst cause they rights were the nerves are and stuffs… Dezi and Lexi – you give your mum sum kissies to makes her feels better.
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doesn’t sound like a furry smart phone… mol. Weze still gots a flippy phone and weze paying fur intenetz and not getting none neever! Purrz from the Katie Katz.
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Good for your mom….she is doing fantastic. These Smart Aleck type phones take awhile to get used to so your mom is doing great. Our mom has just retired her old cell phone as it jumped off a balcony in Vancouver and landed on cement. Now the static is really bad so one can’t hear the peeps on the other end. She has no phone now.
Shoko
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OMC Sounds like da fone had a mind of it’s own. MOL But we can still call y’all on da number we have right?
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh ya…mom never used the cell unless she was out of town and not near a normal phone. Now she has no cell phone so no problem….she can only be reached at the land line number.
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We sure hope your mommy’s fingernail heals quickly. That hurts!
You have just a week before you get to have fun with those toys!
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Sorry your new smart phone doesn’t get service at your house… the cell phone people are putting more and more towers up all the time, so eventually you will probably have service! We hope your mom’s finger heals up, and we know you all will enjoy your special prezzies from Scout friends. Sending love!
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Fank you. It’s okay, da cell peeps don’t worry much ’bout us out here. Mommy’s live in this area now fur over 15 years and they’ve purromissed new towers since afur she got here. Still none have gone up. MOL We awe so blest to have received gifts and know weez gunna luv ’em.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh, Dezi, I sure hope your mom’s finger gets better soon! And I also hope that her “smart” phone smartens up a bit more for her. Purrs!
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Dezi and Lexi don’t bust a gut MOLing…but my mom still uses a flip phone…she doesn’t text, twit, FB, instagram or nuttin’ MOL MOL. She expects when this one goes to the phone rainbow bridge she will be forced into something smarter than this phone but she won’t do it a minute before she has to…as they say if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
Hers ain’t broke.
MOLMOL
Madi your bfff
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We ain’t laffin’ Madi, dat’s what mommy uses. But she fawt she wuld twy da smart fone. Weez finkin’ it might be too smart fur her, tho’, she hasn’t dun much wiff it. Me finks da batteries dead right now. MOL Mommy can’t even begin to know how to text.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Ouch ! We hope your mom’s nail gets better soon ! Broken claws are so painful ! It’s so cool you got lovely gifts from your friends ! Purrs
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We have a government cell phone, but it is the old flip phone. Mommy is happy with it, but we have no internet connection on it, so taking pictures on it is dumb cause they just stay in the camera. But it has free long distance, and Mommy used to call her brother (the one that passed this last spring) all the time. Now she just prays that someday we’ll be together in heaven. Better than any phone call, right?
She’ll get to meet your mommy, too, some day in heaven. That is pretty cool, too!
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