(Dezi hears rumbling and the pitter patter of rain drops falling through the vent hood on the oven and starts to head back towards the bedroom. Mommy sees her and calmly says)
Dezi, honey, please stay up here with me and Raena.
(Raena jumps up on the small perch sitting in front of the door and looks out. She turns back and begins to mew)
Sissy, it’s okay, it’s not a full blown storm, just a few rain drops. You know how much mommy hates it when you hide out under the bed all day.
Me’s not hidin’ Raena!!! Me’s checkin’ fur spiders and other varmints to keep you and mommy safe.
Well, don’t you think you’d have found them already? Ya’ know, ifin there was anythin’ to find? You’s been under the bed most of the week.
You never know Raena. Somethin’ could’a crawled in just now. And you know what a fraidy cat mommy is when it comes to spiders and other varmints.
Yep, mommy’s fraidy meter is off the charts when she sees those creepy crawlers. Hey, do you ‘member the other day when we were readin’ one of our furiends bloggys? You know the one, Bear cat and his new sisfur Ellie May?
Yeah, what ‘bout it?
Well, you know how they were meowin’ ‘bout closed bathroom doors and how they wanted to be in there with their mommy to “watch”. I’s can’t believe she actually closed the door on them. Mommy better not get any ideas ’bout tryin’ that here. Anyways, you told them, their mommy was lucky that all they wanted to do was watch. Just what did you mean by that?
You know what me meant Raena. You take the cake when it comes to watchin’ mommy in the bathroom. Mommy’s always jokin’ ‘bout how she’s not had any bathroom purrivacy in well over 40 years. Most peeps with kitties can relate to that. But you take it another step further.
I’s just tryin’ to be helpful sissy. You know, we’re Service Cats. It’s our job to help mommy with everythin’ so she can keep livin’ independently.
Yes Raena, we are Service Cats, and it is our job to help mommy. But trust me when me says, mommy doesn’t need your help to wipe her purrivates.
Says who, sissy, you? Mommy helps us sometimes, I’s just tryin’ to return the favor.
Oh Raena. Don’t you think ifin mommy needed your help, she wouldn’t be sayin’ things like, “RaenaBelle, get your paw out from under my hoohah”, or “Raena, leave my toilet paper alone.”
She’s just tryin’ to be brave sissy. She always pats mine’s head and paws when I’s help.
Raena, she ain’t pettin’ you, she’s tryin’ to shoo you away. Anyways, me was tryin’ to tell awnty Kat, that she was lucky that all Bear and Ellie wanna do is watch. Even mommy says she’s never seen a kitty so enthralled in the purrocess that they stick their paws up there to try to help their human clean up. Who knew you’d go from unrollin’ the toilet paper to tryin’ to use it? You sure are a funny kitty sometimes.
I’s gonna go tell mommy that you’re makin’ fun of me sissy. We’ll see then who gets the last laugh.
Me’s not makin’ fun of ya’ Raena. Me’s tryin’ to help teach you what you’s s’posed to help with and not. C’mon, let’s go play befur the thunder boomers come back thru.
I’s right behind ya’ sissy. Let’s see ifin mommy will give us some silvervine or nip to roll ‘round in.
Till the next time………………………………………………….Be Blest!!!
Raena: Navy Blue
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
Mommy A: Black
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OMC! Pipo comes in htere for a head/chin scritch and then hes off and gone till he thinks he needs more…mostly right away! All of our other kitties here have fur sure been bsthroom snoopervisory kitties.
Raena you had petcretary giggling so loud, I had to come and see why:)
MIAOW!
Purrs & hugs, and let your mommy take care of things on her own…at least sometimes!
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Raena, we love that you’re so helpful, but humans are funny that way!
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We have one bathroom follower and also a BATH follower who yells at us to get out we re in danger!
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This sounds like the beginnings of an award winning kitty sit com. Ya’ll are too much with your conversations and antics. We just love ya. And don’t tell anyone but me, Bella, I have a bathroom fixation. I mean all that perfume. BOL. 🙂
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Oh Bella, purrfume is just da bestest thing ever. Ya’ know, us girlys gotta smell good, right? We totally unnerstand ya’. Big hugs
Luvs ya’
Raena and Dezi
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MOL Raena!
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Raena, you are too funny. Sometimes a kitty can be a little too helpful 🙂 XO
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You think so awnty Ellen? I’s just wanna be da bestest Service kitty ever. 🙂 big hugs
Luvs ya’
Raena and Dezi
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Our mom doesn’t like us in the bathroom either. Steinbeck used to check out the water in the sink but he’s lost interest. Sounds like the two of you take your jobs seriously! Good for you!!
Stereo purrs……….Hemingway and Steinbeck
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We don’t have too many shut doors here. Mommy learned long ago dat’s a temptaion dat be too much fur a kitty. MOL Big hugs
Luvs ya’
Raena and Dezi
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Neither Chuck nor Angel follow us into the bathroom. Sometimes, Angel will hide in the corner under the old claw-foot tub when it’s really stormy/fireworks noisy, but that’s about it! Weird, huh, Dezi and RaenaBelle?
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OMC Dat’s not right, just not right at all. Somethin’ bad mist’ve happened to ’em. MOL Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
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One or more of us must supervise the peeps here too, just in case! Love ya sweeties!
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Dad says he doesn’t need help in the bathroom either. But I like to be there in case he does.
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