Chatting Cats: Mommy’s On The War Path

Hey sissy, come help me. Mommy purromissed no matter what, we were visitin’ our furiends today. But, I’s can’t get this tape to stop stickin’ to mine’s furs. I need to get mine’s note hung on the door and fast.

 

Dezi stands on cat tree looking back at Raena on upper ledge

 

 

 

          What note Raena? What are you doin’?  

 

This one that tells everypawdy to steer clear sissy. Mommy’s fit to be tied and she ain’t takin’ no prisoners.  

    

Do Not Disturb Note

 

 

 

          Kittens Raena, me’s not sure that would do any good. Ya’ know, me’s not sure that nasty manager can even read.  

 

Mommy says the nasty manager has somethin’ called “selective disease”. She selects what she wants to ‘member, read, and do based on the benefits to her and the annoyance to mommy. Like when our toilet didn’t work Friday and she wouldn’t answer mommy’s emergency call till mommy called and repurrted her to the management company office.  

 

Dezi and Raena play with Made with Love nip toys by Ellen

 

 

 

          Me thinks the plumber might be hangin’ ‘round the manager a bit too much too Raena. Can you believe he didn’t even ‘member comin’ to our house Furiday?  

 

That was a bit crazy sissy. But, him knockin’ on the door at 8 a.m. should’a been our furst clue to how the rest of the day was gonna go. I’s knew I’s should’a gone to the office with mommy when the manager called ‘bout needin’ to do more paperwork. After all, she was already seein’ red from the rental due notice we found on the door Furiday and all the bangin’ on our roof and walls by the workers outside. 

   

illegal rent notice

 

 

 

          Yep Raena, mommy had already told the manager that rent due or eviction after 4 days thing was illegal, and here she was servin’ us that same notice this month. Mommy had spent the whole weekend researchin’ everythin’ and found that the Rural Development rules say that there must be a grace period of 10 days and then a late fee charged after the 11th not to exceed $10.00. So that notice is not only illegal, it’s an abusive threat.  

 

Meowin’ of researchin’ sissy, mommy had to spend the whole weekend researchin’, cuz the nasty peeps at the management office sent the below notice that said they had to follow the purrcedures of Rural Development and not HUD. So, mommy had to find out what those rules and purrcedures were and how they differed from HUD pawlicies. 

   

Final review of appMommy’s responses in red.

 

 

 

          Oh Raena, mommy hates it when peeps treat her like she’s a dummy. She said that last statement was so condescending it was pathetic. And just another jab. Even so, mommy had planned to help us visit our furiends yesfurday. But, as soon as she came back home from her meetin’ with the manager, things started fallin’ off the walls cuz those workers were bangin’ the walls too hard. Me actually thought they were gonna come thru the walls at one point. 

 

Dezi lays on chair

 

 

 

Yeah sissy, when the big heavy mirror fell off the wall and almost hit you layin’ in the chair, mommy became the angry lioness and headed outside to give those peeps a whacky paw up side their heads. Our normally calm and sweet mommy suddenly changed into somethin’ otherworldly. I’s purretty sure those workers unnerstood English purrfectly even tho they kept sayin’ they didn’t. Amazingly enuff, when mommy said “I bet you’ll habla my foot up your behind if you don’t cool it out here”, they pawlogized in purrfect English and did their work very quietly from then on.  

 

Dezi and Raena play with the Made with Love nip toys sent by Ellen

 

 

 

          That was somethin’ Raena. Mommy hates to have to be like that, but she was literally at the end of her rope. So of course, the manager had to come down and bug her one more time. No sooner had we settled down to try to start visitin’ our furiends fur the hunnerdth time yesfurday than the manager was knockin’ on the door wantin’ mommy to sign a new lease and tellin’ her our rent was goin’ up this month.  

 

That’s the minute I’s knew we needed to put a note on the door sissy. Mommy started spoutin’ rules and purrcedures yet again. The manager furinally slinked away and the lady from the home office called mommy and said from now on, we’re to direct all communication, etc. thru her. And that she would be lookin’ into that rent due notice as soon as she got a copy of it. And I’s’ll be ifin the manager didn’t come back to our house to get a copy of that notice. ‘Pawrently, we’re the only ones that got it and she didn’t make any copies of it. Can we all say harassment and discrimination? They just keep purrvidin’ us with more and more ammunition against them.  

  

Raena sits pretty on the cat tree

 

 

 

 

          Yeah Raena, they just don’t learn. Altho’, we may have found another fighter. Seems the new tenant with the cute little calico doesn’t like to be bullied either. And, she’s willin’ to stand up fur herself. 

 

 

 

    

Raena sits on cat tree = selfie

 

 

 

I’s hope so sissy, but I’s like mommy say, we’ll have to wait and see. In the meantime, we’ll be our normally nice selves and ifin we get somethin’ we don’t need or want, we’ll happily share it with Daisy. We shared a nip toy with her yesfurday. Her mommy said it was the furst nip toy she’d ever had. Mommy furgot the camera, but said Daisy looked so adorable rollin’ round on her new nip toy. It makes us really happy when we can share the joy. Anyways, help me post mine’s note so we can get busy visitin’ our furiends.  

 

Till the next time……………………………………………………….Be Blest!!!  

 

Raena: Navy Blue  

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee

Chatting Cats: Conversations Of The Week

Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle. Seems it’s coolin’ off fur a lot of our furiends, and it was even in the 70’s here last night. Anyways, we were meowin’ with a furiend yesfurday ‘bout how we always complain ‘bout the weather. Ya’ know, either it’s too cold or it’s too hot. There never seems to be that happy place. Mommy says the truth is, humans in purrticular, no matter how happy, like to have somethin’ to complain ‘bout. So, even ifin the temps were just right, we’d still find somethin’ wrong with it. Anyways, enuff ‘bout the weather. Hey sissy, did you see mommy try to kill me last night? I’s couldn’t believe mine’s own eyes. Or maybe that’s it, she wasn’t gonna kill me, just maim me. 

 

Dezi looks up at Raena and hisses on the liberty cat tree

 

 

 

          RaenaBelle Mayce!!! Don’t be meowin’ such things. Somepawdy might actually take you serious and try to take us away from mommy. And you know you don’t want that. Mommy would never hurt us, much less kill us; and she wasn’t tryin’ to kill or maim you last night. She didn’t know the clippy in her hair was gonna snap and send pieces flyin’ thru the air. It was just as much a shock to her as it was to you. Besides, none of the pieces got anywhere close to where you were layin’. But, maybe the universe is tryin’ to tell ya’ that you shouldn’t be layin’ on top of the pawtty box waitin’ to whap me’s tail.

 

Mine’s version sounded better, sissy. And I’s wasn’t waitin’ to whap your tail, I’s was waitin’ on mommy to get ready fur bed so she could carry me with her. I’s was just tryin’ to keep her from havin’ to bend over to pick me up. 

 

          Well how thoughtful of you Raena. Have you ever thought ‘bout walkin’ to the bed yourself? 

 

Raena lays atop the Liberty cat tree

 

 

 

Why would I’s sissy, you don’t?. I’s learned everythin’ from you. And every night at bedtime, you wait fur mommy to carry you to the bed too. I’s thought you said that made mommy happy and made her feel needed? 

 

          Yeah Raena, to carry me, not you too. Anyways, Me doesn’t wanna meow ‘bout this any more. Me would like to take a nap. 

 

Cat diapers

You’ll have to stay tuned fur real fotos.

 

 

 

A NAP? How can you even think ‘bout takin’ a nap? Didn’t you see the package we just got? Mommy says they’re things fur you to review. I’s know they’re not fur me, cuz I’s a good girl and always use the pawtty box. I’s mean, it’s one thing fur mommy to call us her babies, but there’s no way in this world or any other you’d get me to wear one of Those things. Hmmmpht  I’s can’t wait to see you in ‘em. MOL 

 

          Yeah Raena, that ain’t happenin’. Mommy has another think comin’ ifin she even tries gettin’ near me with those things. Hmmmpht  

 

Guess we’ll just have to wait and see, huh sissy?. Are you gonna help me get ready fur our play date with Alberto and his family? Mommy said they could come over next week to play and meow ‘bout their book. I’s so x’cited, aren’t you? 

 

Dezi lays on scratcher with mouth open

 

 

 

          (Dezi yawns and stretches on the scratching pad) Sure Raena, really x’cited. Can’t wait. (Dezi mumbles under her breath) Maybe with all that company, me will get some alone time to take a purropurr beauty catnap.

 

I’s just luvs play dates. I’s wish we could have furiends over all the time., That would be so cool. Our furiend Valentine was just meowin’ ‘bout cat pawrks the other day. I’s think he might be on to somethin’. Can you ‘magine a kitty pawrk where we could roll ‘round on the grass and run ‘round and jump from place to place and climb trees and chase bugs and…

 

          You know mommy wouldn’t let you chase bugs or roll ‘round on the grass Raena. You know what a germaphobe she is. There aren’t enuff baby wipes in the world fur mommy to let us romp like that. Quite furankly, me couldn’t care less ‘bout doin’ that. Me much purrfurs the comfurt of our floor and tree and scratchers and bed and… 

 

Raena sits pretty on the Liberty cat tree

 

 

 

What happened to you sissy? You used to be such an adventure kitty. Mommy says you were always up fur anythin’, and now all you wanna do is lay ‘round and nap. 

 

Dezi plays on scratcher

GO!!!

 

 

 

          You happened Raena!!! You wear me out. You’d wear the roadrunner out. Me’s not a young kitten anymore ya’ know. 

 

 

Raena hunches on the liberty cat tree

Look’it you go sissy!!! Wait fur me…

 

 

 

Nonsense sissy!!! I’s see you doin’ the butt wiggle and zoomin’ thru the house. C’mon, I’s’ll give ya’ a head start. Ready, set, (Dezi crouches on the scratcher and takes off running leaving Raena wondering what happened) Wait fur me, sissy, wait fur me!!! 

 

Till the next time……………………………………………….Be Blest!!!

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee