Hey Raena, what are you doin’ in the stroller? It’s brekky time.
Well sissy, ‘member that physical therapist that was s’posed to come assess mommy last week fur the wheelchair? Turns out, he never planned to come here at all. He furinally called mommy really late and told her she had to come to him at the hospital. So, we’re headin’ there today. Fanky fankfully, he’s at the rehab hospital here next door to our ‘pawrtment complex. But still, it put the wheelchair on hold fur yet another week. As ifin there isn’t already enuff red tape and hoops to jump thru.
Yeah Raena, and me ‘members how upset mommy was after waitin’ all day on him to show up. But, ya’ll aren’t goin’ fur a while yet, so come eat. You know how mommy gets when she has to tell us to eat a hunnerd times each meal.
Yeah, she was cryin’ ‘bout that last night. Ya’ know, mommy feeds us really well. But, ‘pawrently it costs lots of green papers to buy. Mommy had thought ‘bout havin’ our auto ship go ahead and ship early, but she just couldn’t come up with enuff of those green papers. When she furinally got paid she hit the send now button on our noms. Unfurtunately, they’re comin’ from up North and won’t be here fur over a week. When she furinally realized that last night she called up Chewy to find out why they didn’t ship from the warehouse down the street. They didn’t have an answer other than the warehouse must not have had our noms in stock. Thinkin’ ‘bout us runnin’ outta noms, mommy started blubberin’ like a baby right there on the fone with the Chewy man.
We’re gonna run outta food Raena? Is that what you’re meowin’? You fur sure better come eat. Ifin you don’t, me just might have to eat yours too. Me can’t be missin’ any meals now. We’ve read ‘bout how our furiends just starve when their pawrents put ‘em on a diet. At least they’re still gettin’ somethin’. We’ll waste away to nuffin’ without noms.
Don’t worry sissy. Surely mommy will figger somethin’ out?. Maybe she can order some from amazon that’ll get here in a couple of days?
With what Raena? Her good looks? In case you hadn’t noticed, mommy ain’t no spring chick anymore. And me ain’t meowin’ ‘bout the kind with feathers. She’s got a few more wrinkles and rolls than she used to have. And besides, even ifin she still had all the curves in all the right places, ain’t nopawdy in the catputer fur her to flirt with.
That’s not very nice sissy. I’s gonna tell mommy you called her old, fat and wrinkly.
Do you think she doesn’t already know that Raena?
She might, but, she thinks we think she’s purrfect and gawjus.
We do tattle tail, but none of us are blind. And me was just meowin’ the facts. Now, why don’t you put some food in your mouth and keep it shut. (Mommy comes into the room with a fresh cup of coffee and Dezi saunters over and rubs against her and jumps in her lap purring loud enough to shake the picture frames on the wall) Me luvs you mommy.
(Raena jumps on the chair and tries to push Dezi over so she can also sit in mommy A’s lap. Dezi hisses and jumps down. Seeing Raena’s open breakfast plate, she moves in and starts eating. Raena nuzzles mommy and starts to purr loudly) I’s luvs you mommy. Are we gonna visit patients when we’re at the rehab hospital today? (Raena cleans her paw and notices Dezi eating all the rabbit from her plate) I’s better go eat befur sissy scarfs down all mine’s noms. Hey sissy, don’t eat all the rabbit. That’s mine’s favorite pawrt.
Hmmmpht You steal mommy’s lap and me will steal your rabbit… Wanna play befur you and mommy go out?
Till the next time……………………………………………Be Blest!!!
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
Raena: Navy Blue
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
21 thoughts on “Chatting Cats: She Ain’t No Spring Chick”
next time, I mean! 🙂
Near us, the local shelter often has giveaway food if you ask. Maybe they would have some that could tide the kitties over…
Fanks fur da suggestion Elwood. Unfurtunately we don’t have a local shelter. Hopefully, mommy will get da oppurrtunity to eventually buy enuff so we don’t run so low again. Big hugs
Dezi and Raena
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Did the hurricane issues cause those shipment troubles? I hope that Dezi & Raena didn’t have to miss any meals. What a pain that a trip to that PT person had to happen instead of a home visit. Sheesh.
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We had that happen with a Chewy order, too. We get our cat and dog food in the same autoship. The dog food came a day later – so it must’ve come from a different location. I sure hope your food comes quickly! (And be nice about your mommy – she’s beautiful!)
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Fanky fank ya’ awnty Rachel. We do think mommy be bootyful, it’s her dat says no more. Big hugs
Raena and Dezi
Girls, that is so aggravating when you van’t even get your foods on time!
I cannot believe the amount of red tape the government has wrapped around everything.
Shoot, we hate when deliveries get delayed, too. We sure hope your food shows up soon, sweet ones. And be sure to take care of your awesome mommy, okay? Hugs!
We know your mom would never let you girls run out of foods. She loves you too much.
We hate it when the shipments get delayed like that too sweeties. Take care of your special Mom. Love ya!