Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle. Did you know that sissy and me are diamond studded fashionistas? Yeah, me neither. MOL Mommy says we get lots of emails askin’ us to share other peeps content with all of you, and most recently we were contacted by somepawdy who highly praised our writin’ and called us leaders in the fashion industry.
Obviously they hadn’t even bothered to read anythin’ on our site Raena. While you may like to think you’re a fashionista, you don’t have enuff outfits to qualify.
That’s not mine’s fault sissy. I’s would luvs to have more dresses, but mommy says they’re really ‘spensive. Anyways, fur sure that purrson hadn’t read anythin’ we’ve written, includin’ our about page. I’s just don’t unnerstand why peeps feel the need fur so much fake fluffery. Ifin ya’ don’t mean it, don’t say it. And certainly don’t try to fluff somepawdy ifin ya’ don’t even know anythin’ ‘bout ‘em.
Yeah Raena, but not everypawdy’s as honest as we are. Ya’ know, mommy doesn’t like lies.
Well sissy, you’d do good to ‘member that the next time you break the rules and tell mommy it was me and not you.
Raena, me doesn’t need to tell on you, mommy always ketches you. You’re not always the stealthiest kitty ya’ know? Y, Sometimes, me even wonders ifin you’re really a kitty? Me’s never seen such clumsiness.
That’s not very nice sissy. (Suddenly there’s a loud clap and the lights flicker. Dezi runs down the hall and Raena sits up in the box where she’d been laying.) Wait!!! Where are you goin’? Is that thunder boomers?
That’s what it sounds like to me Raena. See ya’, me’s gotta go check fur intruders.
But sissy, there’s no room UTB (under the bed) anymore. Where are you gonna look fur these mysterious intruders?
Don’t worry ‘bout it Raena. You just stay there and keep mommy company.
Guess I’s’ll just take a little nap.
Hmmmmmpht Well, guess I’s better get off the computer befur mommy has a fit. I’s’ll run link us up with Comedy Plus fur Feline Furiday furst. Then I’s guess I’s’ll have a little nap and dream ‘bout those diamonds we don’t have.
Till the next time……………………………………………………Be Blest!!!
Raena: Navy Blue
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
Service Cats U.S. 
You two are more purrescious to your momma than diamonds could ever be. And diamonds don’t have hearts of gold like you. Hugs and luvs.
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Charlee: “Humans just wish they could be as fashionable as cats are!”
Chaplin: “That’s right, we bring the style with us everywhere we go!”
Lulu: “You’re just saying that because you two are always in tuxedos.”
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Those solicitation and spammy emails are a drag, for sure! We think you ARE both beautiful fashionistas, though, Dezi and Raena. 🙂
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We always get emails from people that love our blog, but offer to write about dogs so clearly they never read any of our posts. You ladies are fashionistas. XO
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It always gets me when people write to us to guest post or whatever. Several recently have written that they’re fairly new to blogging and want to grow their audience. I was there once. So I share my tips and they get all put out because I mention how to EARN new readers. Oh, and apparently we’re a leading dog blog!
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Those might be spammers but you two really are fashion felines. Love ya sweeties!
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Spammers are just phishing, i just laugh at them and move on. Hope your storm passed by quickly.
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You should see some of the crazy emails we get! They don’t even know we’re cats.
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