Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle, comin’ to ya’ live from the Three Belles Ranch. Let me tell ya’, the weather here has sure been crazy the last few days. Y, It’s felt a lot like Spring. However, it started stormin’ last night and the weather guessers are sayin’ we’re in fur SNOW!!! Can you believe it…Snow? I’s sure hope they’re wrong, I’s don’t like snow.
How would you know Raena, you’ve never been out in it.
Well, maybe not sissy, but I’s know it’s cold and yucky and I’s don’t like cold and yucky. Anyways, ‘nuff ‘bout the weather. What do you want to do today? I’s thinkin’ we should figger out how to hide the carpet monster while mommy cleans the house.
Yeah, wouldn’t that be nice Raena. Now that we don’t have much carpet, me can’t figger out why mommy thinks she needs to keep runnin’ the thing.
Yeah sissy, I’s don’t mind the noise it makes so much, but mommy can be dangerous. More than once it’s eaten our toys. Y, The last time she ran it, it almost swallowed up our nip nanner. I’s thought I’s was gonna have to put the ole whacky paw to the thing to get it to cough up our nanner.
What?!! We almost lost our nip nanner to the carpet monster? That ain’t right, ain’t right at all. (Dezi shakes head) Me’s tellin’ ya’, carpet monsters are evil, pure evil.
Is that why you run hide UTB (under the bed) sissy?
Me’s not hidin’ Raena, me just doesn’t like the noise. You need to quit callin’ me a scaredy cat.
I’s didn’t call you a scaredy cat sissy, but ifin the paw floof fits, wear it. Ya’ don’t see me runnin’ UTB everytime there’s a boom overhead or a loud noise I’s don’t like.
Sure Raena, that’s why you ran into me’s nose the other day when the doorbell rang.
Well now that’s different sissy. The ‘pawrtment manager was at the door. I’s don’t like her. And quite furankly, she scares me a little bit. She’s a real meany. I’s sure I’s caught her givin’ me the evil eye one time. I’s gave her the hissy spit of disapproval. She oughtta learn how to be nice.
Is that why you left a trail of spit behind ya’?
(Raena drops her head) Well sissy, I’s guess so. I’s didn’t mean too, but I’d was runnin’ so fast, I’s almost tripped mine’s self up. Least I’s don’t drool all over the place.
Hey now, stop meowin’ ‘bout the drool Raena. Me can’t help it, me just gets so happy sometimes. Anyways, we better finish our brekky befur mommy takes it away. Me will link us up with Comedy Plus fur Feline Furiday right quick and then me’s gonna have a nap. ifin mommy’s gonna be runnin’ the carpet monster later, me needs to get in me’s beauty sleep now.
Nap? But sissy, what ‘bout the hidin’ the carpet monster? Sissy? (Raena looks around and doesn’t see Dezi) Hmmmmpht Guess I’s’ll just have to figger it out mine’s self.
Till the next time………………………………………………………….Be Blest!!!
Raena: Navy Blue
Dezi: Vibrant Blue