Hey dearest furiends, it’s good to see ya’. We sure hope ya’ll had a pawsum week.
(Zebby runs into the living room) Hey Raena!!! We gotta call the police, NOW!!!
What? Calm down Zebby, what seems to be the problem?
I’s been robbed!!! And I’s purretty sure it happened on my spa day. I’s knew something wasn’t right, and sure enough, my cojones are gone!!!
My cojones. You know, the prize jewels, my manhood, those things that made me special.
(Raena laughs) Oh Those. Yep Zebby, that was the whole point of your spa day. However, those things didn’t make you special, they made you irrational and bratty. Well, brattier than usual.
What? You take that back!!! I’s remember how proud mommy was when I’s discovered them. She actually said, “My little boy’s growing up and coming into his own.”
Yeah Zeb, that’s one of the ways she knew it was time. Kittens, You didn’t need those things anyways. Trust me, you’re much better off without ‘em. We talked about it in our last Service Cat posty; but, fur some reason instead of posting when it was scheduled, it deleted. So, mommy has to rewrite it from scratch. She’s searched everywhere trying to find it, but it just vaporized into the ethernet. Anyways, the point is, there’s no need to call the police.
Well sis, it just don’t seem right. Kittens, ya’ tell a kitty boy he’s going fur a special day and then leave him all alone with thieves and criminals. Only to later discover he’s missing some vital body pawrts, needed or not, it just ain’t right. Is that why you don’t have any? Did they steal yours too? Kittens Raena!!! Were you once a tommy boy too?
No!!! Calm down Zebby. I’s did have a spa day too, but I’s never had cojones to steal. I’s always been a girly cat and you will always be a tommy boy. Get a grip!!! It’s Blest Sunday, and cuz you lost your cojones, you now have a longer life expectancy. That means lots more happy years with mommy.
Really? Well at least something good came out of it. That is a Blessing. Another Blessing we’d like to say thanks fur is the green papers from awnty Anonymous to put towards our car fund or necessities. We have the bestest furiends in the universe. And yes, that includes all of you reading this.
That we do Zebby, that we do.
I’s gonna go link us up with the Kitties Blue fur Sunday Selfies, k?.
Sounds good Zebby. As we do each week, we’d like to remind you to take a minute today and every day to Give Thanks fur the Blessings in your lives. Thanky thank you fur being Blessings in ours.
Till the next time…………………………………………………………….Be Blest!!!
Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
RaenaBelle and Zebadee
13 thoughts on “Blest Sunday: Call The Police”
Those cajones can cause a lot of heartache for tommy kitties…none of us five kept them…we donated them to the cause of good kitty behaviors! MOL! Suki had a spa day too…but here was different…well sort of:)
Us pups have no cajones either…but they were stolen from us when we were still way down there in Texas.
Have a wonderful and blessed week!
Purrs and hugs, wags and wiggles!
I don’t have my “cajones” anymore either, Zebby. I haven’t seen them in years. I think ALIENS have them back at the Mothership or squirrelszoms took them and buried them with their acorns. No worries, though, ’cause I’ve survived without them and so have you. Tee hee hee.
Hate to tell you this…but………Levi lost his too at the end of August……he is as bratty and obnoxious as ever…losing them didn’t improve HIS behavior one iota…. so…………you should be JUST FINE lol (oh and I didn’t have any when I was adopted so I’m the same as I always was!) Love, Roary
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