Category: Service Cats

Well so wees made it fwu da meownin’ and evewpawdy’s still wound. MOL   So meez left off wiff us checkin’ in on ow online furiends and fuwmily.  Did yous know dat yous ow furmily??   Hmmmm….maybe dat’s why meez can’t get a tommy beau.  

Anyways, meez gettin’ way off twack.  so aftew bwekky wees get online and Lexi and meez usually cwawl up in mommys lap so hers can wead us da comments and postys and wees can see all yous fotos.  Usually a bit in mommy has tu get up and get a fwesh dwink (mommys favowit is coke), and while hers up shes stawts tu get dizzy.  Den meez stawts tu alewt dat hers gunna pass out.  Dis is sumfin dat hapuns sevewal times fwu out da day.  So mommy makes hers way tu sit down and eevew passes out or it passes. 🙂  And den wees get on wiff whatevew wees wus duin’ afuw wees wus innewwupted.  

Sumtime in da aftewnoon da mail lady wuns and ifin wees “lucky” (mommys wowds not meez) den ow neighbow mr. W comes wheelin’ up da walk tu get da keys and check ow mail.  Well let meez ‘splain, Lexi and meez don’t like mr. W.  Hims wude and gwuff and genewally not so nice. And hims kuld use a good baff.  So ’bout now mr. W comes wheelin’ up da walk and meez wuns tu da doow and stawts hissin’.  Mommy heads fuw da doow and Lexi twies tu block mommys paff.  Wees fink wees need tu purrtect hers. MOL  Aftew da mail is in mommy goes tu wash up da bwekky dishes and Lexi and meez get ow aftewnoon tweats. 😀  Den Lexi goes tu lay down fuw an aftewnoon nap and meez and mommy go back tu da sittin’ chaiw fuw sum luvvin and mowe online visitin’ or playin’.  

 

‘Bout 6:50 p.m. Lexi comes and sits in da floow wight in fwunt of mommy and just stawes at hers.  And meez stawts jumpin’ intu and out of mommys lap.  Wees weady fuw dinnew.  And wees don’t let up til mommy gets up tu make it.  As meez sed yesfuwdayy, wees don’t cawe when bwekky is, but wees want dinnew at 7 o’clock on da dot in da summew.  And wees get a bit testy ifin wees don’t get it. MOL  Da only exception is ifin mommy’s gone sumwhewe.  (Dusn’t hapun offen, so wees let hers off da hook).  Dinnew noms fixed, mommy puts ow plates down and tells us shes luvs us, givs us a kiss and tells Lexi tu eat slowly.  And den hers makes a cup of coffee and sits in da sittin’ chaiw.  Oooops, fwesh hot cup of coffee, meez must need sumfin’. MOL  So just when mommy takes hers fiwst sip, meez stawts hollewin’ fwum da pawdee box woom.  And yep, yous guessed it, mommy comes and checks and cleans da pawdee box.  Afuw hers gets finished, meez alweady back up fwunt eatin’ meez dinnew.  Mommy gets back up fwunt and has tu make anuddew cup of coffee.  Coffee made, mommy goes tu sit down again, and der meez is wantin’ luv and swooshin’ meez fluffy tail intu hers fwesh cup of coffee. MOL  Awe yous seein’ a pattewn??  Just like bwekky only is dinnew. 🙂  

 

Aftew dinnew, Lexi and meez cwawl back intu mommys lap so wees can make ow nitely facebook posty and du sum mowe visitin’ onlin.  When is finally time fuw bed, mommy picks us boff up and cawwies us tu bed and den cwawls in wound us.  Den wees purray fuw all ow furiends and mommy purrays fuw us and den wees massage mommy til wees all dwifts off tu sleep so dat wees can du it all ovew again da nex day. 🙂

             

Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Day!!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥            

 ♦ Dezi and Lexi ♦

 

 

Well meez fawt dat meez wuld take yous fwu a “nowmal” day in ow house.  It all stawts when mommy wakes up in da meownin.  Wees don’t hav a set time tu get up as wees don’t go tu bed at any pawtiulaw time.  So anyways when mommy wakes up hers gently sez ow names, “Lexi.  Dezi. Mornin’ angels.”  And wees stwetch a little and den stawt massagin’ hers legs and awms.  And den one of us bwings da chaiw tu da side of da bed and den wees bof get behind mommy and stawwt pushin’ hers tu da chaiw.  By dis time hers awms awe wowkin’ nuff tu help pull hers selff ovew and wight side up in da chaiw.  Den Lexi and meez jump ovew ontu mommys lap and ‘pendin’ on hoo is by da joystick as tu hoo dwives us tu da pawdee box woom.  On a “nowmal” day da fone wuldn’t wing, da doowbell wuldn’t chime, and der wuld be no distwactions, as wees dwive tu da pawdee box woom.  Once der, wees all avail owselves of da facilities. (like meez big wowds?. mol)  Anyways, once wees take cawe of business den we’s off tu da kitchen tu get sum bwekky.  

Luv meez mommy, Purrlease…..♥ (Dezi)

Mommy puts each of ow plates down and givs us boff a kiss and tells us shes luvs us and tells Lexi tu eat slowly (ifin shes dusn’t shes fwos up hers bwekky and den wants mowe) and den mommy makes hers a cup of coffee.  Lexi stawts tu eat but meez waits fuw mommy tu settle in.  Coffee weady mommy sits in da sittin’ chaiw and pawks da wheelchaiw.  And den meez eats a foo bites and den goes tu mommy tu get sum luvvin’.  And den tu hav a look out da fwunt doow and den back tu eat a foo mowe bites.  Meez wepeats dis ’nuff times so dat mommys coffee is usually cold afuw hers gets a chance tu dwink it. MOL  And so hers gets anuddew cup and wees stawt all ovew.  Dis time meez has gone back tu da pawdee box and is hollewin’ fuw hers tu clean it wight now.  And fankfully by dis time hers can finally walk a bit.  So hers cleans da pawdee box and back tu dwink hers now wawm coffee.  But meez has uddew plans.  

I’z lubz youz mommy. Juzt a foo more nomz. ♥ (Lexi) 

As soon as hers sits down meez is jumpin’ in hers lap fuw sum luvvin’ and Lexi comes up fuw hers malty (haiwball tweatment).  Mommy kisses meez and meez is off tu eat a foo mowe bites and den look out da doow sum mowe and Lexi gets hers malty, and now mommys second cup of coffee is ice cold and undwunk. 🙂  Oh hers had a foo sips, but not much.  So mommys back in da kitchen fixin anuddew cup of coffee and Lexi is back on da table askin’ fuw mowe noms.  Of couwse mommy tells hers no, cuz hers alweady had hers moisty noms and sum dwy noms and malty, and wees gunna get tweats in a bit.  Anuddew cup of coffee made, mommy is back in da sittin’ chaiw.  Just as soon as hers sits down meez stawts meweekin’ cuz Lexi has gone tu da pawdee box while mommy wus gettin’ hers coffee.  Mommy  gets up and cleans da pawdee box again, and den hers goes back tu hav hers coffee.  

 

By dis time mommys voice is a little shaky and hers eyes glisten like deys wet, and hers sits down and sez, “Angels, purrlease let me just drink this one cup of coffee. Okay??  Lexi, honey stay outta your sisfurs plate and Dezi darlin’ purrlease just eat your brekky.”  Lexi lays down and meez goes tu eat and mommy has hers coffee.  Now meez not sayin’ dat it’s completely uneventful, but mommy stands purretty fiwm by now and hers dusn’t jump evewtime meez skweeks or Lexi meows.  Bwekky finally ovew, we’s ontu da ‘putew tu check in wiff all of yous.  So faw dis is a “nowmal” meownin/day in ow lives.  

Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Day!!!

 

Copyright © 2014 {Audra High} All Rights Reserved

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥          

 ♦ Dezi ♦