You Shulda Seen

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Me Rollin’ Down da Street

Meowllo evewypawdy we sure hope yous havin’ a gweat weekend. You awe never gunna believe what all happened yesfurday. You know weez been writin’ ‘bout mommys doctow pointment day now fur a while cuz it seems sumfin’ always happens. And yesfurday wuz no diffewent. Mommy had told me we kuld write ‘bout sumfin’ els this mumff and then we went and…well let’s just say you all shulda been there.

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It stawted out purretty much like any udder day. We all got wound and mommy opened da door and stawted singin’, “Here comes da sun.” OMC Wuz we ever glad to see mr. Sunshine. A lot of da ice wuz melted, and it wuz wunnewful. Unbeknownst to me tho’ mommy wuz nervous ‘bout patches of black ice, so her wuz goin’ back and  forff all meownin’ ‘bout whether or not to wisk takin’ me wiff her. Wiffout me mommy gets ‘bout a 30 second warnin’ afur her passes out. Wiff me she gets almost 30 minutes. But since she wuz disabled due to a caw accident she worries ‘bout da udder idiots on da road and da wedder of course. She dusn’t like to put Lexi or me at wisk ifin her can help it, so she wuz weally finkin’ ‘bout leavin’ me at home. Well time to go and mommy ‘cided me wuld stay wiff Lexi, so she left and headed out to da doctow ‘bout 10 minutes up da stweet. Me watched and waited on da cat twee fur mommy to come home.  And then…

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Me saw mommy come walkin’ up da walk. She came in and saw me and sed, “It’s not bad at all honey. Come on, you’re goin’ with me to town.”  Into da stwoller me went and we wuz off. Da highway wuz nice and clear and you kuldn’t even tell there had been snow or ice only a day earlier. Mommy sed she talked to a man at da doctows office dat sed da kids had been outta school since Tuesday. So we wusn’t da only ones hoo fawt it wuz bad. Anyways, we finally got to da fawmacy. And fank catness, cuz mommy had da caw weally hot. Me had to tell hers to turn down da heat cuz me wuz furyin’ in meez long fur coat. we dwopped of mommys scwipt and told them we wuz gunna go a foo doors down and let me visit wiff meez furiends at da bank. Well…dat’s when fings changed. We wuz stwollin’ down da stweet and suddenlly mommys cane went sideways, fwuntways, backways and then it wuz just flyin’ and mommy wuz slippin’ an slidin’ and…KAPOOEY!!!  Down mommy went, wight on hers hineybo. You shulda seen it. Yous shulda seen me lookin’ at it. You shulda seen mommy’s face. But wait, it dusn’t stop there.  

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When mommy stawted losin’ hers balance she sumhow pushed da stwoller and me went rollin’ down da stweet. Me wuz watchin’ mommy flailin’ and getting’ further and further away fwum her. Me wuz meowin’ and mommy wuz hollewin’ fur me. Me kuld hear her, “Dezi, Oh sweet Dezi. Sumpawdy save my baby!!!” Well sumpawdy musta heard us or seen mommy cuz a littlle old gway haired lady on hers own cane came walkin’ outta one of da doors and stood over mommy. Mommy wuz scweamin’ and pointin’ at me, and da little old gway haired lady on hers own cane came runnin’ toward me. You shulda seen her. OMC–MOL Me wuz still rollin’ and didn’t fink dat lady had any chance of catchin’ up to me, but suddenly me felt a jolt and me stopped. Da little old lady wuz wavin’ hers awms all over da place and yellin’. Me looked out da udder side and there stood this big ole man holdin’ onto da stwoller and sayin’ “It’s okay, I’ve got it. Don’t fall.” Then all meez furiends fwum da bank came outside and one of them pushed me over to mommy where anudder couple of them wuz helpin’ hers up. Dat black ice mommy had been worried ‘bout…we had hit a patch. Mommy kuldn’t wait to get back home. Hers a little bwuised up and sore, but nun da worse fur da wear, and meez had an adventure me will never furget. MOL  So weez’ll be takin’ it easy this weekend no doubt.

Till da nex time…………….Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

Dezi and Lexi

That’s Not Snow?

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Meowllo evewypawdy weez almost fwu anudder week. We weally can’t believ how fast this year be goin’. Well ow snow melted and oh we wuz so happy. Da sun even came out fur ‘bout 15 minutes on Tuesday. And then…da heavens opened and out of them came ICE. Yep dat’s wight, ice. Not snow or water, but sleet. And it didn’t just fall, it stuck. We nevew got abuv fureezin’ temps on Wednesday. Da wind howled like a wolf all day and night. And now it’s all white outside again. These fotos wuz taken ’bout 2 in da aftewnoon. Lookit how dawk it is out there. Mommy sez she sure hopes this stuff melts today cuz we hav herz wegular doctows pointment on Furiday. Kuld get innewestin’ dat’s fur sure.  

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So it’s almost time fur sis Lexi’s wecheck too. Mommy’s a little nervous, and so is sissy ifin twuff be told. Hers not gained any weight, but fur da most pawt she be eatin’ purretty good. She luvs hers butter spoon (medicine) and me even gets a little lick after she finishes. Dat butter be good stuff. You know sis Lexi eats on da table and mommy has a make shift step fur her outta one of da dinin’ woom chairs. And a while back she fell while twyin’ to jump up in da chair. Well you wulda fawt she had been hit by a mack twuck da way mommy made over her and cwied. And since then sh’e mostlly dun okay. She’s kinda slipped a foo times, but no more flat out falls till Tuesday. And she fell again while twyin’ to get in da chair to get to da table. And it wusn’t a purretty, gwaceful fall eevew. She turned and fell wight on hers bumpkus. Mommy wuz of course not faw away at da counter makin’ ow dinner. And when she saw sissy fall she panicked and wan over to see ‘bout her. Mommy wuz bawlin’ and sissy wuz meowin’. She’s not hurt just lappin’ up da extwa luvvin’. 

Weez waitin' fur mommy to put da camewa down and come to bed.
Weez waitin’ fur mommy to put da camewa down and come to bed.

Mommy sez on top of evewyfin’ this cold, nasty wedder be wreakin’ havoc wiff their awfuritis. But of course we do purreciate yous continued purrayers. Meez gunna cut it short today cuz bein’ out fwum unnew da blanky be cold. (shivers) Weez got sum pawsum fings comin’ up this mumff as well as ow nowmal day in da life and update posties. This is a gweat year so faw and it’s only gunna get better. Y’all stay warm and cozy and safe.  

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Till da nex time………………..Be Blest!!!

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at Cat Scouts this mumff.

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

Dezi and Lexi

Neat Tuesday

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Meowllo evewypawdy hope yous all had a good time yesfurday wiff all da Dr. Seuss posties. There wuz sum weally gweat ones out there. We weally do fink dat litewacy shuld be purrmoted more. Me knows there’s a foo of ya’ out there dat be laffin’ cuz yous fink it be widiculous dat me wuld talk ‘bout litewacy while speakin’ cat. And you know what…dat’s okay. Hopefully genewations to come will be able to wead and write and enjoy da same fweedoms we hav today to choose whether we write in hooman or cat. Anyways on wiff todays post.  

Meez checkin' out all dat snow. It's finally meltin'.
Meez checkin’ out all dat snow. It’s finally meltin’.

Da udder day meez sweet furiend Sammy nominated me fur a kupple pawsum awards. Da furst is da Real Neat Blog Award. And there be 7 questions dat go along wiff this award so weez gunna see ifin we can answer da questions hims listed fur us. Weez also posed to pass it along to udder bloggers and giv them 7 questions to answer too. And weez posed to link back to Sammy, which we just did. So here’s those questions as Sammy purrposed ‘em to us. 

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  1. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you want to live and why?
  2. What’s your all time FAVORITE gift you EVER received?
  3. What scares you the most?
  4. Do you think animals and humans reincarnate?
  5. Do you think there’s life on other planets?
  6. What’s your FAVORITE food?
  7. Do you enjoy OUTDOORS or being INDOORS the most?

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And here be ow answers: 

1. We alweady liv where we wanna, cuz we only wanna liv wiff mommy. And mommy sez hers has lived all ovew da U.S. and luvved evewyplace her lived. And dat anywhere is home so long as we be there wiff her. But Sammy, ifin yous got a guest house fur us to liv in, weez all on ow way.  

2. Ow favowit gift is……….evewypawdy hoo evew gave us sumfin’ is sittin’ on da edge of their seats wight now. MOL And we weally luv evewy gift weez evew been givin’. So weez eevew gunna make sum of ya’ mad or make yous all say “aaaaaah”, cuz ow favowitest gift evew is mommy and mommy sez hers is us. See weez all be miwacles. Yous wead ow stowries and know dat neevew Lexi or me wuz spected to liv, what you don’t know is dat mommy wuz nevew posed to be born. So on top of life, we got blest wiff each udder and all of you. 

3. Me finks da lawn cwu and funderstowms awe tied wiff what scares me mostest. Sis Lexi sez hers not fwaid of anyfin’. Altho’ me hears she be fwaid of mice. You know da weal ones dat squeak and wun and eat cheese and peanut butter. And mommy sez hers gweatest fear is losin’ us. (‘oh mommy don’t worry weez not goin’ anywhere.’) 

4. This is purrawlly ow showtest answer. No, weez not believ in weincawnation.  

5. Weez not believ dat there be life on udder planets. We believ in heaven and hell and God and da devil.

6. Mommy wuld purrfur ow answer be sum pawsum good fur us noms, but as yous all seen, ow favowitest food is PIZZA. Yeah hey mommy can we hav pizza tonight? Travis sed they hav it evewy week. 

7. Well weez be indoor only kitties and after mommies accident hers outdoor activities kind of ended, so we all wuld hav to say weez purrfur da indoors.    Whew, those wuz sum fawt purrvokin’ questions there.  Our questions will be at da end of this posty, and we nominate……..(dwum woll purrlease)….. YOU ALL.  

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Now da nex award be da Premio Dardos Award. This means Prize Darts in Spanish. And it be given fur cultuwal, ethical, literary, and purrsonal values transmitted in the form of creative and original writin’. (we copied dat mostly fwum Sammy’s posty). This one’s purretty simple, you just post it, link back and nominate 15 bloggers. Dat’s it. And again, we nominate you all.  

Now fur ow 7 questions.

1. Do you hav any nicknames? 

2. If so, what’s yous favowit, why and how did you get it?    

3. What’s yous favowit season and why? 

4. Do you hav any siblings, and if so how many? 

5. Awe you da oldest or yungest? And do you fink you get tweated diffewent cuz of it?  

6. Do you hav a favowit tweat or dessert and what is it?  

7. Do you hav a favowit game or past time, and what is it?    

Well there ya’ hav it. Fank you Sammy fur these pawsum awards. Hope you all hav a pawsum day. Till da nex time………………Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

Dezi and Lexi

Blogville’s Turned Hooville

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Just fur da day

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Meowllo evewypawdy, hope yous havin’ a gweat stawt to da week. As we unnewstand it, today we be celebwatin’ Dr. Seuss day all acwoss da blogosphere. Weez also celebwatin’ at da Tabby Cat Club and Cat Scouts. Now when we got da furst email fwum Miss Ann, we wuz a little emabawwased cuz we had to write her back and ask just who wuz this Dr. Seuss and what wuz this ‘bout. Mommy sed she vaguely membered sumfin’ ‘bout a gwinch and Christmas. But hers favowit Christmas show is/wuz da Little Dwummer Boy. She didn’t know this Dr. Seuss wuz a weal purrsun and dat hims wuz a writer. Mommy didn’t hav da same kinda childhood as a lot of ya’. Her wusn’t beat on or nuffin’ but fings wusn’t always as they seemed. So anyways, Miss Ann gave us a link to hers bloggy where she had helped lots of kitties in da past wiff their posties. We gotta tell ya’ they wuz pawsum. Dat Miss Ann is one talented lady.

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And then we did a little wesearch and discovewed dat Dr. Seuss wrote lots of childwens books. And they had a lesson of sum kind to teach. Well beins this is a kitty blog mommy fawt ‘bout not purrticipatin’ today, after all, we kitties don’t wead and mommy hadn’t wead anyfin’ hims wrote. But da more she fawt ‘bout it and and da more sis Lexi and me meowed at her she ‘cided this wuz a good fing. She duz wead to us, even ifin it not be Dr. Seuss. But it’s ow belief dat kids today awe bein’ wobbed. They be gwaduatin’ high school and can’t wead or write. As a whole ow society has a hawd time communicatin face to face these days. Evewypawdy walks wound wiff a cell fone attached to their purrsun and textin’ constantly. As fur spellin’, they don’t even know when spell check has cowwected sumfin’ it shuldn’t hav. And peeps be ruder than evew afur.

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Computers awe a good fing and they awe necessawwy, but as wiff anyfin’, too much of a good fing is _________. You know what we mean? At least a lot of ya’ do. So we hope dat on this day, Read Across America day or Dr. Seuss’ Meowday, and evewyday fur dat matter, dat where evew you awe and hoo evew you awe dat you wuld encourage yung minds to wead more. To expand their universe beyond text messages and foto messages. Boff of which we know nuffin’ ‘bout. MOL Hope you enjoyed seein’ sissy and me in ow big red and white Seuss hat. 

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Till da nex time………………….Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

Dezi and Lexi