WooHoo It’s Furiday again. Da weekend’s here and it’s 1 day closer to Christmas. Well mommy has looked all over da house and no Christmas twee. There’s one place left to look but mommy sez ifin it’s there, it’ll be there next year duwin’ spwing cleanin’. As you all know ow pawtment flooded this summer and everyfin’ wuz moved out and back in. It wuz like mommy wuz movin’ in fur da first time, only it wuz da second time. And as many of you know da manager here dusn’t like mommy and is always lookin’ fur a weason to write mommy up. So shortly after we weturned home and stawted gettin’ fings put away da manager decided to have pawtment inspections. So mommy kind of put all da stuffs dat weez not use wegular like in da closet and closed da door. Mommy sez this is da bestest kep secwet of women worldwide. Needless to say she never got back to all dat stuff. Da wedder turned cold and mommy stawted gettin’ wound a bit slower, and we don’t actually use dat stuff but a foo times a year. So mommy decided it wuld keep til da wedder warmed up. But alas, it’s Christmas, and we need a foo of da fings in dat black hole called da walk in closet.
Guess meez ornament will hav to hang here on da blog. MOL
Mommy sez she’s sure they didn’t steal it cuz it wuz a very small twee and didn’t even work anymore. Da lights dat is. Awnty Theresa sent us lights last year to put on it, and mommy wuz smawt enuff to keep those out so we at least hav Christmas lights. Dat be one of ow favowit fings ‘bout Christmas. Every year she takes Lexi and me wound in da caw so we can look at all da lights on all da houses. We hav noticed dat in da last foo years not as many peeps be decowatin’ anymore and those dat do don’t put up as much. How ‘bout yous all? Do y’all decowate wiff lots of lights and ornaments? We know fur sure lots of you awe on da ball and way ahead of us. We awe gettin’ sum pawsum Christmas cawds. Mommy sed she wuz gunna put up a line and hang them all fur a cool foto.
Mommy and me awe goin to da doctor today so we will be sendin’ out ow cawds this weekend. Cuz when we go to see mommy’s doctor we always make a day of it. We hav to go to da fawmacy and we stop in at da bank and visit wiff meez furiends and get me a foo more tweats. And mommy sed we wuld stop by da dollaw store and see ifin they hav a weally cheap twee she kuld afford to weplace ow lost one. Me sure hopes they’ve accidentally cut open a bag of tweats so me can get a foo there too. It’s amazin’ weally, they always seem to hav a bag of tweats dat they hav cut open and can’t sell. Meez favowit place to go is mom’s minit mawt. See they sell speed food fur hoomans and they always giv me a sausage patty or a corn dog. fur sum weason mommy dusn’t like me to hav those very offen tho’, so we don’t go by there much. Me finks mommy goes wiffout me sumtimes. Anyways, it’s Furiday and weez weady fur da weekend awe you? We sure hope you all hav a pawsum time and better get all dat last minute shoppin’ dun cuz Christmas is gunna be here afur you know it.