Tag: Cleaning

Late And Behind, What’s New

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Meowllo evewypawdy, hope yous havin’ a gweat Monday. Weez wunnin’ behind as usual. You wuld never know dat meez mommy wuz one of those peeps dat wuz 15 minutes early to evewyfin’ once upon a time. Now weez lucky to be only 15 minutes late. MOL Anyways mommy got so wrapped up in da Walkin’ Dead last night dat hers didn’t help me write a posty. Awe any of you Walkin’ Dead fans? Evewy season mommy sez, “I’m not watching this show anymore.” And evewy season there she is twyin’ to watchin’ or DVR’n it. She uses da ‘scuse dat nuffin’ els be on teevee. But ifin dat wuz twu she wuldn’t hav been so wrapped up in it dat she kuldn’t take dictation. Well dat bein’ sed, better late than never wight?. So here’s me posty fur today. Hopefully she’ll be better ‘bout getting’ meez posty out tomowwo.  

 dw D n L sit at FP3

It’s gunna be a busy week fur us tho’ so meez not holdin’ meez bweff or nuffin’. See da manger passed out notices da udder day while we wuz gone to da doctow fur an inspection. And not just any inspection, she checked evewy box she could. She’s mawked dat she’s gunna do a inspection on cleanliness (which mommy sez is subjective), occupied dwelling (meanin’ only those on da lease look like they be livin’ there: da mens shirts mommy wears kuld make it look like we gots a man in da house-ifin only), check da smoke alawms, pull da emergency chains (which only make loud noises and alert da whole complex dat you wuz cleanin’ da pawdee box woom), change da a/c filters and exterminate. Da only box dat didn’t get checked wuz da annual inspection. She even checked da “other” box. Don’t know what els she plans on checkin’ cuz there ain’t nuffiin’ left.

Dezi: Meez gotcha sissy. Awe you feelin' okay? Lexi: Yez Dezi I'z feel fine.
Dezi: Meez gotcha sissy. Awe you feelin’ okay?
Lexi: Yez Dezi I’z feel fine.

And of course mommy sez this is way too intwusiv in da furst place specially since sum of this is subjective. One purrsons clean is anudder purrsons filff. Mind ya’ we still hav a bit of a mess in sum aweas, cuz mommy got tiwed and sick and da wedder turned cold on us purretty quickly after comin’ home fwum this summer’s fiasco. And weez had purrawllems wiff one fing or anudder since then. Seems evewy mumff weez had to hav a wepairman out to fix sumfin’ dat got bwoke in da “wemodel”. So mommy will be duin’ sum cleanin’ this week and a little of dat “lady’s secwet stuff” of pushin’ all da west in da closet and shuttin’ da door till spwing. Mommy’s still got a touch of pneumonia and can’t get evewyfin’ dun.

Dezi: Glad yous feelin' so good sissy. Wanna play?
Dezi: Glad yous feelin’ so good sissy. Wanna play?

On top of all this, mommy’s new case manager wants to bwing a nurse out dat same day to change her PCA (purrsunal care attendant/maid=housekeeper) company, cuz da last company can’t staff us. It’s been da maids decade off wound here. Twuff is nopawdy wound here wants to work so nopawdy’s gunna hav much luck staffin’ us. Evewy good girl weez gotten quits cuz they can’t make enuff munny, and they hav twubble getting’ da little bit of munny they do make. Seems da companies awen’t very weliable ‘bout sendin’ out their paychecks. So looks like anudder week of us fallin’ behind. We may never get all caught up, but we will eventually get by to visit wiff you all. We miss ya’ when we don’t get to visit.

Dezi: Okay yous don't hav to be so hissy sissy.
Dezi: Okay yous don’t hav to be so hissy sissy.

And weez still holdin’ mommy to her purromise to take us fur a stwoll and play wiff us. We won this pawsum little toy a while back dat mommy wants to get ow fotos wiff, cuz we luv it. And awnty Jennifer got us a new attachment fur ow birdy toy dat we won in anudder giv away afur Christmas. In udder words, busy, busy, busy. Mommy’s always sayin’ there’s not enuff hours in da day to do evewyfin’. But we always come furst so even ifin dat means we get behind on visits and postin’ so long as we be happy then mommy sez she can’t pawlogize. All she ever wanted wuz to make us happy and let us know how much she luvs us. Guess me can’t complain too much ‘bout hers not takin’ dictation eever. Cuz afur hers got so wrapped up in da show last night she had spent a kupple hours cleanin’ up ow messes and playin’ wiff us. We can tiwe her out purretty quick. But she had to keep stoppin’ to blow hers nose last night so we played fur a weally long time afur getting’ pooped out. So we will see you soon. You oughtta be used to us bein’ late and behind by now. MOL

Meez still weady mommy.
Meez still weady mommy.

Till da nex time……………….Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

Dezi and Lexi

Is That An Eskimo?

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OMC Meowllo everypawdy, hope yous had a gweat Monday. Let me tell you we had a funny Monday. Well not all of it of course, but OMC ifin only we had fumms. Just wait’ll yous see da foto we had mommy take of hers selff. MOL Afur me tells ya ‘bout it me must pawlogize fur puttin’ up ow posty so late again. We got it written on time and wuz gunna post it but we had no innewnets. Only it wusn’t da innewnets fawlt. Can yous believ it? Not AT&T’s fawlt? Hmmmph Weez kuld hawdly believ it ow selves. You know mommy sez dat AT&T be one of da foo fings dat she finks kuld make a angel sin. Da udder…Ow management company. As you know we had sum major we-duin’ wound ow pawtment just a foo mumffs ago, and soon discovered dat to save gween papers (course we knew dat fwum da beginnin’) da management company used every short-cut they kuld. And dat they changed out da switchplates all over da pawtment. But they didn’t just change out da switchplates, they changed out da whole fing. And in duin’ so da wirin’ got all messed up. Cuz of course a weal lectwician costs lots more gween papers than sum barely twained maintenance man.

0dw DnL playin attack

Weez playin’ Gotcha

We noticed it first wiff ow fone, and amazinly AT&T fixed it. Then it wuz da teevee, and Dish fixed dat. Well da new light fixtures they put in wiff da ceilin’ fan has gone out a foo times and when mommy can finally get up there to change da light bulbs, all da wigglin’ hers duz to it pawently fixes da short and it comes back on. Cuz it’s not da bulbs, it’s da wirin’. And dat wirin’ connects to da same stuffs (like we know what all dat’s called) dat ow innewnet and fone and fweezer be on. So it knocked everyfin’ out. It wuz so late, mommy sed weez wuld deal wiff it after we got a good nights rest. So first fing this meownin’ mommy had to work on da innewnet connection and move it so we kuld get ow posty up. So, weez late again, but hopefully ow funny will make up fur it.

OMC Fank ya' Miss Ellen.
OMC Fank ya’ Miss Ellen.

And weez wanna fank Miss Ellen fwum 15 and Meowin’ fur da pawsum made wiff luv toys and all da joint tweats. Hers posted and asked ifin anypawdy wanted ’em cuz they wusn’t workin’ in hers house. And wiff sis Lexi eatinn’ and not eatin’ then she isn’t gettin’ much of hers Barley Cat lately, so we jumped on those joint tweats Miss Ellen had. And she sent a whole bunch and a Barley Cat too. WooHoo Specially now dat sissy seems to be eatin’ purretty good again. And she wuz also nie nuff to send us sum made wiff luv toys dat we luvved. 

Weez playin' gotcha.

As you know it’s been cold here lately. Hoo is me kiddin’, ifin yous liv in da U.S. it’s been cold everywhere. Well mommy wishes we kuld all hibernate when it gets this cold, but stead she took half da day off to do sum much needed cleanin’. See since it wuz in da teens wiff even lower wind chill factors, we didn’t even open da door fur a kupple of days. So we had sum twash dat needed to go out and sum sweepinn’ and moppinn’ dat needed to be dun among udder fings. Mommy hadn’t cooked nuffin’ so there wusn’t any food or anyfin’ like dat in da twash, and hers washes out ow canned noms afur frwoin’ ‘em in there, so nuffin’ to cause bugs or stink, just twash dat by it’s very definition is yucky. MOL But Monday wusn’t any warmer than da last foo days.  But mommy hates to hav twash in da house, so she wuz determined to get it out of here. 

Here's mommys selfie as da Eskeemo .
Here’s mommys selfie as da Eskeemo .

So she got all bundled up in hers big, heavy, hooded, it’s fureezin’ coat, a a scawf wrapped wound hers neck and pulled up to hers eyes on hers face, and nice wooley mittens dat one of ow facebook awnties sent her. OMC Yous shulda seen hers. Sis Lexi and me wuz rollin’ wound laffin’ so hawd…ifin only we had fumms and kuld work da camewa fingy. Even da neighbor came out to see ifin mommy wuz okay. She sed yous look like an Eskeemo, to= mommy. (Weez not hav anyfin’ against Eskimos, so this is not meant to be derogitory) Mommy sez dat when yous dwivin’ da wheelchair against da wind, it gets even colder than it alweady is. Anyways when she got back in da house and took all hers gawb off she sed she had to sit down a minute and get warm. Me jumped up in hers lap and twied to warm her up. She felt likd a chilly bowl of ice cweam. Me even got a little chilled sittin’ in hers lap on hers cold bwitches.   But me got hers all warmed up and she went on wiff da house cleanin’. Fank Catness she didn’t hav time to run da cawpet monster, but me guesses dat means she’s gunna be takin’ sim more time away fwum da puter and meez duties to do dat nex.

Meez gettin' warm by da lectwic fire place
Meez gettin’ warm by da lectwic fire place

Well meez gunna wrap it up fur today so dat meez posty’s not even later, and me can get on wiff meez visitin’. Purrlease come back tomowwo as we be plannin’ one of ow educational postys.

Till da nex time………………..Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

Dezi and Lexi