Girl Friday

WooHoo it’s Furiday!!! Me thought it would never get here. Now me knows you’re thinkin’ me’s excited cuz it’s da end of da week and da beginnin’ of da weekend, right? Me’s a cat, so what does me know ‘bout weeks and weekends really? Me only knows what mommy tells me; so me knows most of da world luvs Furiday. But dat’s not why me’s so excited. As you know it’s been stormin’ here fur so long me thinks me should grow some gills and fins. You know Dougie would feel right at home outside in our garden. Betta fish in da wild are often found in rice paddies or flood plains. And a flood plain is fur sure what we got goin’ on; so Dougie would be just fine out in da garden. Anyways, me’s getting’ off track. Me was gonna tell ya’ why me’s so happy it’s finally Furiday.

Dezi lounges atop the Liberty cat tree

Well mommy and me was checkin’ da weather report and you know what da weather guesser said? You know ya’ can’t really trust ‘em, cuz after all, they’re only right about 20% of da time. Did you know weather guessers go to school to learn how to guess what da weather’s gonna do? Y, mommy didn’t need any weather schoolin’ at all, and she can always tell ya’ when it’s gonna rain or storm. Mommy says her knee’s been purrdictin’ da weather fur over 30 years. Notice me respected mommy’s 35 and holdin’ age lie?. MOL  Anyways, mommy injured her knee years ago when she was young and says dat ole man Arfur-Itis tells her exactly when it’s gonna rain. And after her accident, she says her whole body is in tune with da weather. So me doesn’t know ‘zactly what those weather guessers learn at school, but it ain’t nearly as reliable as mommy’s knee and ole man Arfur-Itis.

Dezi stares out the window at the rain from the Liberty cat tree

Mommy, it’s still rainin’. 😦

 

Now, where was me? Oh yeah, me was tellin’ ya’ what da weather guesser said. He said dat only one more day of storms and we would have a whole week of mr. Sunshine. Dat’s right, mr. Sunshine was gonna be showin’ his smilin’ face ‘round here on Sunday and last fur days. Such welcome news, me’s gonna give him da benefit of da doubt and believe him this time. Me can’t wait, so he better be right. Or maybe me should consult mommys knee. Course, it’s time fur us to recertify our lease so mommy claims she’s gonna be really busy this month.

Dezi looks back from her door perch on the Liberty cat tree

Me’s gonna be right here watchin’ fur mr. Sunshine to appear.

 

As a matter of fact, we took da day off Fursday and mommy worked so hard on da house dat she was pourin’ sweat. She looked like she had been standin’ outside in da storms. Me doesn’t know why she thinks she needs to tear da house up, but she says it’s…time. Time? What does she mean…Time? Time fur what? Oh don’t worry, you know me. Me will tell you all as soon as me figgers out what she’s talkin’ ‘bout. Me can’t keep a secret from me’s furiends. Maybe dat’s why mommy won’t tell me her age, ya think? 

In da meantime, mommy was so purroud of me fur offurin’ to help her with da carpet monster.  

 Dezi uses the Shark vacuum

No, self purrpelled or not, me can’t actually push dat thing ‘round, but…me didn’t run away and hide from it like me used to. And let me tell ya’ dat thing will almost run itself. Dat’s why mommy bought it all those years ago. She needed somethin’ light weight dat didn’t take a 100 pounds to push. Ya’ know she passes out, a lot, and so anytime she can get help with somethin’ like dat, she takes it. And let me tell ya’ another thing, it’s pawsum at pickin’ up those litter pieces of scattered litter and all dat shed pet furs. Now we ain’t bein’ paid by da Shark peeps, so this ain’t no sponsored posty or commercial; but we know a lot of ya’ are often lookin’ fur good carpet monsters, so me just thought me’d tell ya’, this is a good one. Now was dat a run on sentence or what? MOL  Anyways, where was me? Oh yeah, purroud mommy. Me hung in there close to da action and mommy, dat she called me her Girl Furiday…whatever dat is. You know it doesn’t take much to make mommies and daddies purroud, fank catness. So, we have lots to do mommy says, so we will be by to visit with ya’ll as soon as we can.

 Dezi looks smugly from atop the Liberty cat tree

What’s dat mommy? You want me to move so you can get all da furs off da cat tree? Let me think ’bout it, okay?

Till da next time……………………………………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi 

Updates—Click Here to Unravel

Happy Purrsday Fursday tu yous all.  🙂  Yous know one of these days yous gunna paw intu meez blog and there will be no cawpet talk, no mowe pendin’ surgeries or doctows pointments.  Or any uddew bad news tu weport.  And on dat day yous purrawlly gunna fink yous lost.  MOL  But tuday isn’t that day.  So, what du yous say wees get on wiff da news and updates.  First, what fun weez had at da TCC yesfurday lookin’ at all da cutesy baby fotos.  Sum of yous don’t hav baby fotos cuz yous wuz adopted as adults.  And altho’ weez unnewstand yous pawents wishin’ they had baby fotos of yous, is nuffin’ tu be sowwy or embawwassed ’bout.  Yous awe weally special.  See almost anypawdy can fall fur a kitten, but yous gotta be sumfin’ special indeed tu catch a hooman eye when yous not a fluffy ball of energy wiff wide eyes and a squeeky voice.  Altho’ sum of us nevew seem tu outgrow dat sqeeky voice.  MOL  Wees fawt evew foto on evew posty wus of da mostest bootyful and handsum kittys wound.  🙂              

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Now ontu doctor news.  Mommy and me be off tu hers pointment wiff da eye surgeon tuday tu see ifin hers retina is still attached.  Mommy’s no doctor, but da “black dot” is gone so mommy’s suwe all is well and hers can schedule da surgery on hers right eye fur da first Munday in August.  Hopefully this one will go better and hers will be able tu see again.  Hers did learn that when yous laser a hole in da membwane sumtimes these fings called floaters appear and cause  yous tu see little spots.  These “floaters du go away after a foo weeks.  Mommy also has a ‘pointment wiff  da specialist.  Don’t know what hims gunna say, but da paperwork fwum da hospital sed tu follow up wiff hims.  So that’s exactly what mommy plans tu du.   Fankfully most of da pain and yucky symptoms dat had hers down hav gone away.  Yay!!!          

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Meez knows yous all wunnewin’ what happened wiff da cawpet.  MOL  When wees last posted, da cawpet installers wuz gunna be at ow house yesfurday tu “patch” da paddin’. And mommy wus posed tu hav moved da furniture. Well hers didn’t move any furmiture, fank catness.  An unmarked van showed up wound 10:45 and 2 men got out and went nex door.  Weez heard all kinds of noises ovew there and wunnewed when they might show up at ow door.  Yous know yous shuldn’t wunnew such fings. MOL  ‘Bout an hour later sumpawdy pulled on da door twyin’ tu just walk in.  Hmmph, Mommy keeps da door locked so dat nopawdy can just walk in on us, so finally da doorbell rang.  Mommy went tu da door and a young man came in and sed, “What are we suppose to be duin’ here?”  So mommy stawted tellin’ hims dat da pawtment flooded, and afur hers kuld finish hims asked ifin da pad wus still under da cawpet.  Mommy told hims it wus, and he sed that paddin’ dusn’t dwy.  And that it shulda been pulled out afur da cawpet wus dwied.  And then hims stawted touchin’ da cawpet and mumblin’.  Then hims pulled on da edge of da cawpet and a whole handful unraveled on hims.  Hims told mommy da cawpet needed tu be weplaced.  Mommy told hims these were fings hims needed tu be tellin’ da manager and hers got da fone and dialed da office.  

While mommy wus relayin’ what hims had told hers he went out and got da uddew man and they boff went tu da back and stawted touchin’ da cawpet and pullin’ at it and havin’ it unravel in their hands.  Da manager told mommy hers kuldn’t answer any of hers concerns but she wuld call hers (temporary) supervisor and get back to hers.  In da meantime, da cawpet men had gone out tu their van and got on da fone.  A bit later they returned tu work on da pawtment nex door. Wight afur 3:00 da manger called mommy and sed hers hadn’t heard anyfin’ yet but shuld tumowwo and she wuld let mommy know what they were gunna du ’bout this situation and that da cawpet men had been told a kupple hours earlier by their boss not tu du anyfin’ tu ow pawtment tuday. So now weez in limbo waitin’ tu see ifin they awe gunna du da wight fing or not.    

And tuday is da deadline fur management tu hand down da decision ’bout whether or not they awe gunna wenew ow lease or not.  Ow lawyer told mommy that ifin hers not get any news or call fwum da manager this meownin’, tu take a witness tu da office and wequest tu sign ow lease.  Since they hav no legal wight tu not wenew it, then it shuld go smoothly.  (paws cwossed)  Well dat’s all da news and updates wees hav fur now.  

Ow nex posty will be less news and updates and mowe fun!!! 🙂 Member that online magazine wees wrote an article fur?  Well there will be mowe ’bout that in ow nex post.

So till da nex time…………………Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥          

Dezi