Well mommy and me shuld be at hers monthy doctors pointment today, but… Notice me said shuld? Dat’s cuz me be right here at home twiddlin’ meez paws with worry while mommy be tryin’ to walk there. She left me home cuz she was fraid sumfin’ bad might happen to me sittin’ on da side of da road in meez stroller while she lay on da street passed out. Let me ‘splain. A few years ago mommy was playin’ da piano fur a small church down da way and one night while dwivin’ there our then car went kerplunk. A lady with a little money attended da church and decided she wuld get mommy a car as hers tithe fur da month. We was and are ever so grateful and da car is new fur us. But da car wasn’t new and had parrently sat fur quite sum time as da tires had began to rot. At da time tho, dat was one of da lesser purroblems with da car and so nuffin’ was done ‘bout da tires and an as is purrchase is just dat.

Me sure hopes mommy gets back afur dinner time.