Blest and Fankful Sunday

Well Meez has so much tu tell yous dat meez dusn’t even know whewe tu stawt.  Meez guesses meez shuld fiwst tell yous dat meez away wiff da Cat Scouts in da Philippines as meez tells yous all dis.  Meez suwe misses mommy and sis Lexi but dey’s duin’  fine and meez will be back home vewy soon. 🙂  So tuday meez sent dem a post cawd, and wees skyped cuz wees got a vewy special delivewy back home.  Ow furiends  ‘awnty’ Cindy, Maggie Meme, Gabby, Spike and Remmington sent us a box full of wunnewful supwises and even a gift fuw meez mommys Birffday.  A meowsy BIG Fank yous tu yous fuw evewfin’.  Wees luv it all!!!!  And since wees hav been so blest we’s gunna shawe wiff ow furiend Buddy.  Hims livs wiff hims hooman in da same ‘pawtment complex as us.  And awnty Cindy sed it wus okay fuw us tu shawe.  

 

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And as yous knows meez wus twyin’ tu figgew out how tu get meez Blogpaws badge on meez blog.  And let meez tell yous dat since wees got a ‘putew meez mommy has leawned so much.  Meez vewy purroud of hers.  But it seemed no mattew what wees did wees just couldn’t get dat badge.  Well….wees did it!!!!   Is not da one on da blogpaws page, but one dat lots of blogs use. (maybe fuw da same weason as us)  Anyways, meez has it now and it wowks. 🙂  Meez dusn’ know how yous all wead da blogs yous follow, but wees like tu go tu each blog so wees can see evewfin’.  So ifin yous visit meez blog and haven’t scwolleed down, purrlease du, yous might be supwised what all yous find der. MOL 🙂   Wees hav links tu da poison contwol site/wecalls and kitty websites and uddew fings.  And meez adds  fings all da time.  

 

Meez is so blest tu hav a wunnewful luvvin’ fuwevew home wiff a Pawsum mommy and sisfuw.  And yes, wees hav purrawlems and mommy’s not well, but wees happy.  And wees hav such wunnewful furiends.  Wees mite not be wich accowdin’ tu da wowlds standawds but wees vewy Wich, Blest and Fankful fuw all dat wees du hav and fuw each and evewyone of yous.  

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥      

  ♦ Dezi and Lexi ♦

Mommys’ Little Angels

Mommys’ Little Angels   Well meez wus gunna tell a diffewent stowwy tuday til meez stawted weadin’ yous comments on yesfuwdays blog post.  And meez gotta tell yous dat wees all got a giggle hewe fwum dem.  Da genewal comment wus dat ifin yous made a mess yous wuldn’t be called an angel, much less mommy’s little angel. MOL   So meez fawt me wuld just let yous in on a little secwet.  See mommy has dis belief dat ibin yous call a kitty/doggy/ child etc. by da  name or action yous want dem tu emulate, den deys will.  So da mowe wees fwustwate mommy da mowe angelic wees become. Da only way yous know dat mommy is fwustwated is da clenched teef sound when shes sez it.  MOL  Fuw instance, meez told yous dat meez dusn’t like da pawdee box tu be diwty and will skweek at mommy tiwelessly til shes cleans it out.  Dusn’t mattew what mommy’s duin’ ifin da pawdee box has been used meez wants it clean dat minute. (Yes wees hav mowe den 1, but wees only use ‘Da One’)  

So da uddew day mommy wusn’t feelin’ so good, and hers had fixed bwekky fuw Lexi and meez and had just sat down tu hav a hot cup of coffee.  Lexi and meez had boff alweady used da pawdee box and mommy had cleaned it, so all wus well fuw hers tu ‘wake up’.  Til it wusn’t.  Lexi had gone back tu da pawdee box and made a deposit duwin’ hers bwekky.  So meez stawted skweekin at mommy. (meez had followed Lexi back der)  Mommy left hers hot fwesh cup of coffee and came and cleaned da pawdee box fuw meez and told me tu come and eat meez bwekky. Hers went back tu have hers coffee and no soonew did hers pick up da cup when meez started skweekin agin. 🙂  Mommy hollewed back at meez tu use da pawdee box or come and eat bwekky and hers wuld take cawe of it in a minute.  Hers took a sip of coffe and meez continued tu skweek.  Mommy came back tu da pawdee box woom tu check and meez wus on da vanity lookin’ at meezselff in da miwwo.  Aftew a pat on da head and a kiss, again mommy went back tu hav coffee and it wus ice cold.  So hers made anuddew cup and wight aftew hers picked up da cup meez stawted skweekin’ again.  Again mommy came tu check and again, nuffin tu see or clean.  Back tu hers now wawm cup of coffee and a sip latew meez wus skweekin again.  By dis time it took all da suddewn chawm meez mommy kuld mustew, but hews sed in da most luvvin voice dat kuld come fwum clenched teeff, “Honey, either use the potty box or come and eat your brekky. I am tryin’ to wake up and have my first cup of coffee for the day, okay Angel??!!”  See, der it is, ders da angel wowd. MOL  Of couwse meez kep skweekin and mommy finally came back tu da pawdee box woom and dis time meez had piddled in da floow and wus trwyin’ tu covew it up.  Mommy looked at meez and looked at da floow and all da colow had dwained fwum hers face and meez fawt me saw steam comin’ fwum hers eaws, and hers sed, “Oh Angel, I love you baby, but why did you do that?.  The potty box is clean.   Dezi, my angel my love,” and hers weached down and picked meez up and gave meez kisses and sed; “Angel I love you so much. No matter what you do you’ll always be mommys’ little blue eyed angel girl.”  And meez purred and purred and luvved on meez mommy and finally went and ate meez bwekky. Meez finks mommy finally had a cup of coffee dat day aftew cleanin da floow. MOL

 

Meweek mommy whatcha' duin'??
Meweek mommy whatcha’ duin’?? ♥ 

So mommy sez ifin dis is what wees du as angels den hers kuldn’t take it ifin wees wus bein’ bwats/devils or any uddew negative name. MOL  And mommy is aftew all just an old Suddewn Belle hoo still  poows on da hunny…. sumtimes a little tu fick. MOL But she’s ow Suddewn Belle mommy and  wees like da hunny dat dwips fwum hers lips. 🙂  Wees will always be Mommy’s Little Angels!!        

Til da nex time (and wees hav sum excitin’ news), Happy Cinco De Mayo 😀

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥      

♥ Dezi ♥

 

 

Time Fur Anuddew Dwivin’ Lesson!!

Well meez hadn’t mastewed da wheelchaiw so mommy decided it wuz time fuw anuddew dwivin’ lesson. Dis time wees stawted in da bedwoom cuz dis is whewe meez will du most of da dwivin’ fwum anyways, and is fuw-vew fwum da hall and da walls. MOL   Cuz da bedwoom walls hav fings in fwunt of dem. Ders a chest of dwawews on one wall and a dwessew on anuddew wall and mommys vanity on anuddew and well da bed blocks da uddew wall.  Meeez wuld need tu dwive mommy fwum da bed tu da pawdee box woom in da meownins when hers can’t hawdly muv.  So wees stawted at da bed.  Mommy had da chaiw pointed tuwawds da pawdee box woom and so all dat wuz left is fuw meez tu dwive us der.  So Meez pawed da on button and it beeped.  Meez den put me mouf on da joystick and lifted meez eyes so meez kuld see, and slowly pushed da joystick fowawd, and…..wees didn’t muv. MOL   Not even an inch.  So meez pawed da on button again, and slid meez paw back down tu mommys lap, and pushed da joystick fowawd a bit stwongew, and……ZooooooooM!!!   BANG!!!   BOOM!!!!!   Wight intu da chest of dwawews. MOL   Meez had pawed da speed button when meez dwagged me paw back down aftew westawtin’ da chaiw.  Fank Catness mommy puts paddin’ on da chaiw duwin’ twainin’. MOL  Meez finks wees wus boff stunned cuz wees boff just sat der like…fuwevew afuw mommy backed us up.  Meez kuldn’t get down so meez had tu sit der all cwunched up lookin’ at da chest. MOL   Finally mommy backed us up and wees stawted ovew back at da bed.

 

Or so mommy fawt. She got us all backed up and and loosened her gwip on me and meez wus off.  Yep wight outta der meez went. Dat wus nuff fuw meez. MOL   Well mommy let meez fink dat me had won cuz hers came and sat down in da livin’ woom and stawted watchin T.V. til meez got up in hers lap, which took all of 5 minutes.  Meez wuz luvvin’ and purrin and den she held me and back tu da chaiw we went again. OMC   Dat’s just not faiw.  Meez wanted tu luv not leawn. MOL   Wees sat down and mommy held meez a little tightew den afuw and so meez put me mouf on da joystick and pushed it fowawd. Wees wus off.  Fings wus lookin’ good tu, not tu fast and not tu slow, wees wus goin’ at a speed dat wus just wight.  And den wees got tu da pawdee box woom and meez had tu push da joystick fowawd a little hawdew tu get ovew da hump, and……BOOoooOOOooom!!! (dat’s vibwations–mol)  Wight intu da bafftub. MOL  Yous know dat pawdee box woom floow is a little slippewy,  Da tiwes woll much fastew on it den dey du on da cawpet.  And dis time mommy and meez boff fell fowawd intu da tub. OMC   Mommy wus clutchin’ meez so tight and hers tuwned so dat hers wus da one dat hit da hawd tub and meez wus on mommys chest.  Sis Lexi heawd da commotion and hers came wunnin’ intu da pawdee box woom and jumped up in da chaiw and looked at boff mommy and me like, “Whatcha’ duin’?”  MOL   Okay, lesson ovew fur da day mommy.  Meez dun nuff.   Meez got yous tu da pawdee box woom da west is up tu you. MOL 

Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Day!!!

 

Hav a Pawsum Day!!!
Hav a Pawsum Day!!!  🙂

 

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥ ♥ ♥  

Dezi

Dezi, Mommy, the Wheelchair and the Wall, O My

Well meez stawted tellin’ yous yesfuwday ’bout meez leawnin’ tu dwive da wheelchaiw.  Okay meez wus just gettin’ comfy wiff it, but yous gotta admit dat a long tailed long haired cat and a movin’ chaiw kuld make fuw a scawy occuwance.  But meez twusts meez mommy and knows dat shes wuldn’t let anyfin’  huwt me so it wus time tu weally leawn tu dwive.  So one day aftew mommy and meez had been pwacticin’ where meez shuld sit and how tu push da joystick tu make da chaiw go and how tu push da button tu tuwn on da chaiw, it wus time fuw a dwivin’ lesson.  Fiwst tho’ let meez tell you a little ’bout Ragdolls. We’s vewy smawt but we’s kittys fuw quite a while.  Meanin’ wees matuwe slowew den uddew kittys.  So just cuz we’s all grown up in body dusn’t mean a fing. MOL  We’s still gunna act like a kitten sumtimes, you know showt ‘tention span and a bit playful.  So meez and mommy wus in da chaiw at da edge of da dinin’ woom and weady tu go.  Sis Lexi wus lookin’ on fwum da livin’ woom.  Meez pawed da on button and heawd it beep and den meez put me mouf on da joystick.   Da last place mommy had used da chaiw wus when hers took da twash out, so hers had turned da speed all da way up.  Anyways meez pushed da joystick fowawd and….Zooooooom Away wees went.  BOOM!!  And wight intu da hall wall.  We came tu a complete and abwupt stop. Mommy had fuwgot tu tuwn da speed down when hers came back in da house.  And ifin mommy hadn’t been holdin’ onto me, den meez kulda wulda hit da wall meezself. MOL    Meez eyes got big as saucews and sis Lexi sat stwaight up and dwopped hers mouf all da way tu da floow.  MOL  Okay, so maybe hers mouf wusn’t all da way tu da floow, but da look on hers face sed it all.  Meez had made a boo boo.

 

Meez stawted squiwmin’ and twyin’ tu get down but mommy wusn’t lettin’ meez go.  ‘Stead she stawted luvvin’ on me and tellin’ meez it wus guunna be okay.  All meez kuld fink is ‘whewe wus she??  Can’t she see da wall in fwunt of us??’  Mommy backed us up and calmed meez down and tuwned da speed down tu weally slow.  So meez put me mouf on da joystick again and pushed it fowawd vewy cawefully. Wees stawted wollin’ down da hall and…..da fone wang.  Meez jewked meez head wound towawds da livin’ woom and da fone, and when meez did, da chaiw tuwned wiff meez. MOL  BOOM!!  Intu da wall weez went again.  Dis time meez jumped outta da chaiw afuw mommy kuld gwip meez weally tight.  And off tu get da fone meez went.  Lesson ovew. MOL   Dis lesson wus ovew, but mommy wusn’t finished wiff meez yet.  Mommy and meez and da chaiw had hit da wall twice, but mommy wusn’t ’bout tu give up on meez.                                              Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum Catuwday!!!

 

Meez waitin' fuw da fone tu wing and lookin' aftew mommy.
Meez waitin’ fuw da fone tu wing and lookin’ aftew mommy.

Meez told you dat weez just like any uddew kitty ‘sep wees hav a job. So we fawt wees wuld shawe dis video wees made tuday wiff ow new toys dat wees got fuw sis Lexi’s Meowday fwum ow wunnewful furiend Shiner.

Ifin yous can’t see da video, paw dis link:  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkLPzDlw2RE)

 

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀  

Dezi