Pawdee box – Service Cats U.S.

Does Lexi Have the Zoomies

Meowllo evewypawdy and happy Caturday. Me wants to mention stwaight off dat me joined da Pet Pawade over at Rascal and Roccos. Evewy week weez join ‘em and evewy week mommy furgets to put their link in meez posty. You know sum fings oughtta go wiffout sayin’. Me can’t dictate evewyfin’. Me needs meez booty west. But me did want’cha to know dat meez joinin’ ‘em again this week along wiff many more pawsum pet blogs. Yous oughtta head over, after yous wead and comment on meez posty of course; and check ‘em out. You can go ahead and paw dat linky, it’ll open in anudder window so you can finish here furst.

So, most of ya’ know dat sissy has a Facebook page wiff hers name on it. Weez change out and make posties on each udders pages all da time, and meez bloggy goes up there evewyday. Or at least evewy time me can get mommy to take dictation. Anyways, she asked ow furiends ifin they wuld like a daily chwonicle ‘bout how she be duin’, how da meds awe workin’ and so on. Mommy wanted to keep a wecord fur hers selff and they fawt ifin ow furiends wuz innewested this wuld be a purrfect way to journal it. Well we hav da mostest pawsumest furiends in da universe and of course they all sed yes, they wanna hear all ‘bout it. So Lexi posted yesfurday after dinner and it wuz mostly borin’ cuz da day had gone purretty good. Well she spoke too soon. Yous wanna knmow why?

Well just let me tell ya’. It went sumfin’ like this. Mommy wuz takin’ dictation when me had to go to da pawdee box. (she shlda took dat time to add da linky to da Pet Pawade) Just as me headed back, sis Lexi came wunnin’ fwu da house like hers pants wuz on fire. She had hers tail tucked down and hers hiney all sucked up. Come on yous ladies know what meez talkin’ ‘bout when yous twyin’ to get in those jeans you wore when you wuz still a teenager?. Anyways, me had to go so me didn’t fink much ‘bout it. Maybe hers meds is givin’ hers da zoomies. Well me wuz in da pawdee box twyin’ to do meez businesss and me heard mommy say, “Oh Lexi. It’s okay sweety, accidents happen. Let me help ya’. Honey, don’t run off. Wait!! Stop!!” but did sissy wait or stop? Nope hers whizzed past me and into da udder pawdee box hers went wiff mommy hot on hers heels.

Lexi: Well Dezi ledid me tell ya’ sumfin’, derz nubbin’ okay bowt dat smell or feelin’ or habbin’ a ji-unt chayzin abter ya’ wiv a wad ov toylit payper cuz sumfin’ beez hayngin’ frum youz hinee-bow. Itz jiz down rite im-bayrizun. Jiz cuz youz doo it awl da time duzunt meen I’z wanna habz a tern.

Well sissy me dusn’t like it, but it just happens sumtimes wiff all meez fur. At least yous not hav all da bwitches me has. Anyways, wiff all this commotion goin’ on it’s a wunnew me wuz able to handle meez business. Altho’ guess me spoke too soon. Cuz da nex fing me heard wuz mommy hollewin’, “Oh My Bloomin’ Cat!!!! Cant’t either of you hit the pawdee box? Me had a little stickin’ purrawlem too, and it fell off to da floor when me jumped outta da pawdee box. And…..pawently mommy went and stepped in it. (snickers) Okay yous wight, it wusn’t funny (chuckles under her breath). Poor mommy. All she wuz twyin’ to do wuz hav a cup of hot coffee. And she’s almost out. Da only fing we can say to dat is, why shuld we change how ow house wuns just cuz yous at da bottom of da coffee can mommy. Ifin yous been followin’ eever of us fur anytime yous know dat mommy rarely if ever gets to sit down and hav a whole cup of fwesh hot coffee. Well mommy had a big ole mess to clean up in da pawdee box woom cuz of course mw didn’t hit da piddle pads eever. And of course after mommy stepped in it and smooshed it evewywhere it wusn’t gunna be an easy job. No, don’t worry weez not hav any fotos of this. Poor mommy wuz gwossed out she wuldn’t subject yous all to it. And all this happened in da foo hours after Lexi posted hers update on Facebook. Hope all of you hav fings movin’ nowmally and not be havin’ dirty bloomers fur yous mommys to clean. And we hope yous hav a pawsum Caturday.

Till da nex time……………..Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi

35 Pounds of Aluminum

Well it’s wednesday and ifin fings go da way they’re posed to, weez will be goin’ home to ow old/new pawtment tumowwo. And let me tell yous it’s fur suwe gunna be new. Weez gettin’ ceilin’ fans, new towel baws, a new fwidge, a new oven and wange top, and hoo knows what els. Mommy’s spies can’t make out evewyfin. But just yesfurday they had mommy so mad she wuz spittin’ fire. Yous all know da twuck ow stuff wus bein’ stowed in, wight? Well they didn’t bother to lock ow fings in there. Awe yous kiddin’?

Email aftew email sed it wuld be locked up and all ow fings wuld be secuwe, and yet here it is, NOT!!! And guess where ow fwidge wuz? On da fwunt porch. After twyin’ to call peeps all day long and havin’ no luck, mommy sent an email and wusn’t vewy nice, and finally hit ‘em where it hurt (fur them anyways)…in da pocket book. Mommy told them as long as ow fings wemained unsecured, they wuz finacially wesponsible fur evewyfin’. Took an hour, but evewyfin’ wuz locked up tight and da fwidge wuz back in da pawtment. Weez will sleep a bit better tunight. Whew.

So, me hopes yous all enjoyed seein’ ow fotos of da motel room. And Lexi’s video. Me wuz busy eatin’ and kuldn’t cawe less ‘bout what wuz goin’ on outside. See da neighbors be faw mowe innewestin’. Weez can hear their conversations, and evewytime they turn on da water or flush da toilet. So me spends a lot of time under da sink lookin’ fur da mini peeps makin’ all dat noise. And then last night sumpawdy wiff a bowser moved in. It wuz one of those little yappy ones, cuz weez heard it yappin’ like cwazy.

So Lexi havin’ discovewed on da first night weez wuz here dat when hers wuz in da baff room, dat hers meows awe louder than nowmal and echo, went to da baffroom to chat wiff da little bowser. So Lexi be Meowin’ and it be bouncin’ off da walls and da little bowser be woof, woof, woofin’ and OMC wuz hims noisy. Guess hims peeps didn’t purreciate all da chattin’ cuz hims got weal quiet weal fast. Course dat made mommy happy cuz da first fing hers sed wuz, “Well I guess there’s no sleepin’ tonight either.”

OMC me furgot to tell yous bout da adventuwe weez had. Yous know meez mommy saves hers coke cans and sells ‘em fur a foo extwa dollaws, so it wuz a purretty tight wide oveew here da udder night cuz weez had to shawe da caw wiff all those cans. Well now dat weez be in da town where mommy sells ‘em at, weez took them to sell. Mommy had 35 pounds of coke cans but all hers made wuz $12.00. But mommy sez dat be $12.00 hers didn’t hav. So now hers has a little munny to put towards hers a sittin’ chair fur when we get home. Well guess meez’ll wrap it up fur tuday.

Till da nex time………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi

You’ve Got To Be Kidding!!!

Yous never gunna believe da story meez gunna tell yous today. Weez wuldn’t believe it ifin weez hadn’t been here. And membew, weez only tell da twuff here lessen udderwise noted, so dis all be da twuff. As yous all know me has a quest wiff da cat scouts this weekend and it kicked off last night at 6 p.m. ow time. So as mommy wuz twyin’ to get evewyfin’ dun so hers kuld hav sum time to help me wiff da ‘puter, da cwaziest fing happened. Da last fing hers wuz gunna do afur settlin’ in wuz to go to da pawdee box woom. Well of course bein’ a Service cat, hoo is me kiddin’, bein’ a cat; me kuldn’t let hers go alone. So off weez went. Wight after hers sat down meez dwopped to da floor and stawted lookin’ in da diwection of da washin’ machine. Me wuz on high alewt. Mommy looked at me and sed, “Honey, what’s there? What is it baby? Dezi, honey, look at me.” Meez didn’t move. Mommy sez, “Dezi, that better not be a snake!!” And then……me hissed and slapped and WATER went evewywhere!! Well of course by this time mommy wuz dun wiff da hooman pawdee box and so hers tippy-toed over to da washer and………”YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!!!”

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Water wuz spewin’ fwu da wall of da nex door pawtment, AGAIN!!! Da laundwy room which be acwoss fwum da hooman pawdee box wuz flooded. Da 3 minutes dat weez had spent in da pawdee box room wuz enuff to flood a quawtew of da bedroom. Cuz when mommy stepped outta da pawdee box room to go next door and tell da new neighbor to shut off da water, hers foot went SLOSH in da cawpet. Mommy went outta da house and next door and stawted ringin’ da doorbell and bangin’ on da door. Nopawdy wuz home. Mommy came in and called da managers cell fone, cuz hers on vacation. No answer, just da voicemail. Not a happy mommy. So mommy sed in a stern voice, “It’s Audra and the neighbors apartment is flooded again and flooding mine, Again. GET The Carpet Guy Out Here Now!!!” Mommy wusn’t playin’ no games, and no miss nice gal.

And then mommy called da nummer hers had fur da new snoopervisor. Anudder machine. This one gave an emergency nummer, so mommy called it. It’s out of order! No Way!!! So mommy called da machine back and left da same message fur her dat she had left fur da manager. Finally da manager called mommy back and mommy told hers what wuz goin’ on. By this time all da nosy neighbors be outside and sumpawdy went to see ifin they kuld get da neighbor to come home. (small town-mol) So, da neighbor shows up and opens da door of hers pawtment that has bwand new cawpet and floors, and water gushes out.

One of da udder neighbors sons came over and shut da water off to da whole complex and went in to see where da water came fwum. In da meantime, mommy’s hollewin’ sumpawdy get Cawpet Pwo out here now!!! Da manger finally called mommy back and sed dat Cawpet Pwo wuz on hims way, and dat she had left a message fur da snoopervisor ‘bout mommys situation. Mommy told her dat she did as well, and this had better get fixed and soon. Mommy’s not playin’ nice anymowe. Hers had it and yous don’t evew wanna be on da weceivin’ end of meez mommys justified wraff. Meez mommy be a vewy gentle and kind and even after much purractice, patient woman, but she duz hav a bweakin’ point, and weez there.

So it turns out dat da new neighbor had left a load of laundwy goin’ in da washer and left, and one of hers hoses wuz bad. So this all kulda been purrvented ifin shes hadn’t left da house wiff da washin’ machine goin’. Hers just wuined hers new cawpet and floors and kulda wuined mommys ifin they had put it in on Munday like they wuz posed too. Fank Catness there were purrawlems on Munday. God wuz lookin’ out fur us dat’s fur suwe. And then it took til 10:30 fur da cawpet guy to get here and hims didn’t suck any of dat sloshy water up. No, hims just stuck in those noisy fans and hot dehumidifiers. Weez kuldn’t even see da bed, much less get to it. And hear? Nope, weez kuldn’t and can’t hear ow selves or anyfin’ els fur dat matter. It’s guuna be a long weekend.

Well, weez hate to make this posty, but weez know lots of yous awe concerned ‘bout us and wanna know what be goin’ on, and weez purreciate dat fur suwe, so weez wanted to let yous know. Weez also purreciate all yous support and purrayers. Wight now ow pawdee box be in da middle of da livin’ room floor. Wanna talk ‘bout embawwasin’. Hav yous evew had to do yous business out where evewypawdy can see yous? Not fun let me tell yous. Anyways, meez gunna be twyin’ to stay busy wiff da quest as much as pawsible so we will visit when we can. Course we know yous all askin’ yous selff da same question mommy did, “You’ve got to be kiddin’!!!” As we told yous afur, weez only wight da twuff, so no weez not kiddin’. Wish we wuz, but alas, no.

By da way, weez do hav sum good news, meez patwol, Wally’s Warriors won da Cat Scout Knowledge Bowl.

Til da nex time……….Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

Dezi

Till da nex time……………..Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi

Till da nex time………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi

By da way, weez do hav sum good news, meez patwol, Wally’s Warriors won da Cat Scout Knowledge Bowl.

Til da nex time……….Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

Dezi