OMC It’s Da Lawn Crew!!!

Well let meez just say dat it seems a bit quietew dis week den in weeks past. Meez don’t know what’s goin’ on, but facebook dusn’t seem as busy and meez blog hasn’t been as busy.  And meez and Lexi’s email hasn’t been as busy eevew. Usually when mommy tuwns on da ‘putew in da meownins’ weez hav any whewe fwum 30 – 50 emails.  But so faw dis week wees not even had 30 at any one time.   Anyways, just sayin. 🙂

So let meez just say dat meez a bit of a scawdy cat when da lwn cwew comes wound. Deys loud and der machines awe pawful.  Yous fink da cawpet monstew is scawy??   Let meez tell yous dat yous ain’t seen nuffin til sumpawdy comes up blowin’ evewfin’ outside stwaight at ya’ and da noise is deafenin’.  So meez always wuns and hidees when deys show up. Mommy has twied evewfin’.  Hers  twied closin’ da doow, singin’ tu meez (which usually calms meez down fwum anyfin’), shes eeven bawt meez a fundew shiwt which meez pwomptly shimmied out of.   Okay so maybe shes hasn’t twied Evewfin’.  So yous ask, what’s da big deal??  Is not like yous haven’ dun sumfin similaw, wight??  Well da big deal is, dat when dey showed up hewe yesfuwday stead of wunnin’ and hidin’, meez stayed wight der in da livin’ woom wiff mommy and sis Lexi. Meez saw dem and meez looked out at dem fuw a foo minutes even, and den meez just went on and acted like deys wusn’t even der.   Dat is til da hooman in da mask came up on da powch and stawted blowin wocks and limbs at da doow at meez.  come on, yous wulda wan tu. MOL 

Yous don't scawe meez.
Yous don’t scawe meez. 

As yous all know Muddews day is comin’ up, du yous hav any special plans??  All meez knows at da moment is dat fank catness Da Lawn Cwew won’t be hewe. MOL    

       

 Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥        

  ♥ Dezi ♥

OMC News, News, Tuesday News!!!!!

You’s purrawlly wunnewin’ what in da wowld meez is meweekin’ ’bout, wight??!!  Well meez told yous da uddew day dat wees wus gunna be innerviewed.  But dat’s not all da good news wees got dat day.  See a while back when meez stawted meez blog wees also signed sis Lexi up fuw da Tabby Cat Club.  Wees wead all ’bout it and even tho’  meez  a Lynx point wiff sum of da tabby mawkins wees didn’t fink meez fit da descwiption so meez wus just gunna be happy fuw meez sissyfuw.   And den it hapund, wees boff been accepted intu da Tabby Cat Club!!!   One of these days meez will leawn how tu put links and fotos tugeddew on da side of meez page, but til den, meez gunna shawe ow pawsum badges wiff yous hewe. 

 

Meez in da Tabby Cat Club!!
Meez in da Tabby Cat Club!! ♥
I'z in da Tabby Cat Club tu!!
I’z in da Tabby Cat Club tu!! ♥

 

As yous know meez is also a Cat Scout.  So many wunnewful fings awe hapunin’ ovew der.  Couwse wees just got back fwum ow campin’ twip, and wees just had a cewemony whewe kwite a foo Scouts got purrmoted.  And now, we’s gunna take a twip tu da Phillipines.  Sumfin good is always goin’ on.  Ifin yous not yet a membew and yous lookin’ fuw a bit of adventuwe, yous mite fink ’bout pawin’ on ovew and signin’ up at da Cat Scouts.  

 

Dis be meez passpowt fuw da Catt Scout twip.
Dis be meez passpowt fuw da Cat Scout twip. ♥

           

Til da nex time, hav a Pawsum Tabby Tuesday!!!!! 😀

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥      

 ♣ Dezi ♣

Mommys’ Little Mess (es) Pt. 2

So as meez told yous yesfuwday sis Lexi and meez wus gunna make mommy feel special fuw hers special day.  And yous left us last in da kitchen wiff sis Lexi diggin’ in da coke box fuw a can of coke and meez pawin’ away at da cwackew box fuw a package of cwackews.  Oh, and mommy asleep in bed. MOL   So meez wus pawin’ fuw meez life and finally me got da box open.  Meez stawted tu pull out a package of cwackews when suddenly da coke box tumbled down and cans of coke wolled out all ovew da floow. Lexi and meez boff stopped dead in ow twacks and looked at each uddew. Dat wus gunna wake up mommy fuw suwe.  But wees wus so close and so wees decided tu continue tu twy tu get mommys tweats.  And den wees heawd, “Girls, what are ya’ll doin’?  Come back to bed angels.  Lexi!!!  Dezi!!!  Come to bed!!”  So meez wan tu da pawdee box and Lexi wan behind meez. Lexi stopped at da pawdee box woom doow and Meowed and mommy sed, “Honey come back tu bed.”  Lexi hopped up on da bed and snuggled wiff mommy. And den mommy sed, “Where’s your sister sweety?”   And den meez appeawed outta nowhewe and jumped back up on da bed.  A little cuddle, a little purr and finally mommy went back tu sleep and Lexi and meez wan back tu da kitchen tu wetwieve ow mommys suwpwises.  Lexi stawted pushin’ one of da cans down da hall, and meez bit intu one of da packages of cwackews and headed down da hall behind hers. Wees had dun it, almost.

 

It wuzn't me mommy.
It wuzn’t me mommy. ♥ 

On meez way back tu da bedwoom, meez wealized dat meez had opened da cwackews and der wus peanut buttew. 🙂  OMC Meez du like peanut buttew.  But dis is ‘posed tu be fuw mommy, so meez keeps goin’.  Lexi is still pushin dat can when meez catches up tu hers so….meez took a little bweak and licked a cwackew, okay or 2.  Lexi finally got da can ovew tu da chaiw, and it wolled almost unnew da wheel and den hers jumped back intu bed.  So meez jumped up intu da chaiw and den tu da bed wiff da cwackews.  And when meez jumped, da package opened up mowe and a foo cwackews fell out ontu da bed.  Lexi told meez tu put da cwackews in mommys chaiw, so meez took da west of da package and laid it in da chaiw.  Meez licked a little mowe cwackew and den back tu bed meez went. When mommy finally woke up, meez got da cwackews and laid dem on mommys chest.  Mommy sed fank yous and kissed meez as me wubbed hers face. And den wees got mommy weady tu get in da chaiw and stawted pushin’ hers.  And as mommy wolled, hers cwushed up one of da cwackews dat wus layin on da bed.  And da ones meez laid on hers chest fell off and ontu da bed where mommy cwushed dem tu.  So mommy wus purretty much covewed in peanut buttew cwackews.  MOL  Once intu da chaiw mommy wealized hers had sat on yet anuddew cwackew. MOL So meez tuwned on da chaiw, but it didn’t move. Mommy didn’t know what kuld be wrong wiff it. So hers looked wound on da floow, and den shes saw it.  A can of Coke wight unnew da tiwe and fixin’ tu go skwish!!!  Mommy panicked and tuwned da chaiw off and wolled da can away fwum da chaiw and wees wus off. Yous shulda seen hers face when shes saw da suwpwise wees left fuw hers in da kitchen. MOL  Wees wus boff purrin’ ow loudest cuz wees wus so purroud of owselves.  Mommy just stawed in amazemnet at how clevew wees wus. And den mommy hugged and kissed us boff.  And den mommy looked wound at da floow full of cans of cokes and packages of cwackews and sed,  “Oh my angels I love you both so much.  I guess it’s just a little mess made by mommys’ little messes.”  

Hoo meez??
Hoo meez?? ♥

     

  So, til da nex time, what kinds of little messes du yous angels leav yous??  

Hav a Pawsum Sunday!!

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥          

Dezi ♥

Mommys’ Little Mess (es)

Well meez fawt since it wus da weekend yous mite enjoy havin’ a little laff.  And findin’ out dat ow duties awe not all sombew and wowky.  Aftew all mommy sez ifin yous can’t laff at yous selff den you’s bound tu be da subject of many jokes.  So meez told yous last ’bout meez and Lexi bwingin’ mommy small items of food and uddew fings.  And meez bwiefly mentioned dat mommy had a special day comin’ up.  Which by da way, shes has a special day comin’ up soon now tu.  Anyways, back tu da special day yeaws ago.  As meez told yous sis Lexi wus awawe dat mommys day wus just wound da cownew and so wees decided tu tweat mommy special fuw a day. Now twuff is, us kittys don’t know what day of da week it is. Wees can’t wead da clock or da calendaw, so fuw us it didn’t mattew ifin it wus on mommys day or just any day. Oooops, meez gotta back up a bit. Meez fuwgot tu tell yous dat wees sleep in/on da bed wiff mommy.  As a mattew of fact, mommy can’t sleep at all ifin wees not in/on da bed wiff hers.  When wees get up in da nite tu go tu da pawdee box, mommy wakes up.  Hers dusn’t get up (purrawly kuldn’t walk ifin hers wanted tu), but hers wakes up (a little); and shes dusn’t nod back off til wees join hers again in/on da bed.  Okay, so Lexi and meez decided dat wees wus gunna make mommys’ meownin special fuw hers special day. 

 

So wees all went tu bed and nodded off.  A little latew Lexi stawted pawin’ at meez and me woke up and looked at hers.  Shes kwitely meowed fuw meez tu come wiff hers and wees boff kwitely jumped off da bed and headed fuw da kitchen.  When wees got der Lexi jumped up on da table and stwetched cwoss da chaiw tu da cabinet and stawted tu paw at da cwackew box.  Den shes lost hers balance and fell tu da chaiw. (not vewy faw down, and shes wusn’t huwt). But it did make nuff noise dat mommy stawted callin’ fuw us.  Meez wan back tu da bed and Lexi wan tu da pawdee box woom and stawwted sscwatchin’ da pawdee box.  Meez laid nex tu mommy and stawted massagin’ hers.  Wees kuld boff heaw Lexi scwatchin’ at da pawdee box, so wees just waited. Finally Lexi joined us and  amidst da purrin, soon mommy wus off tu sleep again.  So Lexi and meez wus off tu da kitchen.  Again Lexi stawted tu paw da cwackew box, and it fell tu da floow.  Meez went ovew and stawwted pawin’ at da box, and den meez heawd mommy mumble. By dis time Lexi had moved ovew tu da box of canned cokes, and wus diggin’ in it. Fwaid dat mommy wus gunna wake up meez wanned back tu da bed and wight nex tu mommy. Meez waited a foo minutes and den Lexi appeawed in da doow way and shes looked waddew  purrtewbed.  So meez got down and back tu da kitchen wees went.  Meez continued tu paw at da cwackew box and Lexi contiued tu dig in da coke box.  Wees had plans of takin’ mommy bwekky in bed.

 So, til da nex time, yous will hav tu wunnew ’bout mommys’ little mess. mol

Hav a pawsum Catuwday!!

 

Wees all weady fuw bed. Tuwn da camewa off mommy.
Wees all weady fuw bed. Tuwn da camewa and da T.V. off mommy. ♥

 

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥  

Dezi