Yous never gunna believe da story meez gunna tell yous today. Weez wuldn’t believe it ifin weez hadn’t been here. And membew, weez only tell da twuff here lessen udderwise noted, so dis all be da twuff. As yous all know me has a quest wiff da cat scouts this weekend and it kicked off last night at 6 p.m. ow time. So as mommy wuz twyin’ to get evewyfin’ dun so hers kuld hav sum time to help me wiff da ‘puter, da cwaziest fing happened. Da last fing hers wuz gunna do afur settlin’ in wuz to go to da pawdee box woom. Well of course bein’ a Service cat, hoo is me kiddin’, bein’ a cat; me kuldn’t let hers go alone. So off weez went. Wight after hers sat down meez dwopped to da floor and stawted lookin’ in da diwection of da washin’ machine. Me wuz on high alewt. Mommy looked at me and sed, “Honey, what’s there? What is it baby? Dezi, honey, look at me.” Meez didn’t move. Mommy sez, “Dezi, that better not be a snake!!” And then……me hissed and slapped and WATER went evewywhere!! Well of course by this time mommy wuz dun wiff da hooman pawdee box and so hers tippy-toed over to da washer and………”YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!!!” 
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Water wuz spewin’ fwu da wall of da nex door pawtment, AGAIN!!! Da laundwy room which be acwoss fwum da hooman pawdee box wuz flooded. Da 3 minutes dat weez had spent in da pawdee box room wuz enuff to flood a quawtew of da bedroom. Cuz when mommy stepped outta da pawdee box room to go next door and tell da new neighbor to shut off da water, hers foot went SLOSH in da cawpet. Mommy went outta da house and next door and stawted ringin’ da doorbell and bangin’ on da door. Nopawdy wuz home. Mommy came in and called da managers cell fone, cuz hers on vacation. No answer, just da voicemail. Not a happy mommy. So mommy sed in a stern voice, “It’s Audra and the neighbors apartment is flooded again and flooding mine, Again. GET The Carpet Guy Out Here Now!!!” 
Mommy wusn’t playin’ no games, and no miss nice gal.
And then mommy called da nummer hers had fur da new snoopervisor. Anudder machine. This one gave an emergency nummer, so mommy called it. It’s out of order! No Way!!! So mommy called da machine back and left da same message fur her dat she had left fur da manager. Finally da manager called mommy back and mommy told hers what wuz goin’ on. By this time all da nosy neighbors be outside and sumpawdy went to see ifin they kuld get da neighbor to come home. (small town-mol) So, da neighbor shows up and opens da door of hers pawtment that has bwand new cawpet and floors, and water gushes out.
One of da udder neighbors sons came over and shut da water off to da whole complex and went in to see where da water came fwum. In da meantime, mommy’s hollewin’ sumpawdy get Cawpet Pwo out here now!!! Da manger finally called mommy back and sed dat Cawpet Pwo wuz on hims way, and dat she had left a message fur da snoopervisor ‘bout mommys situation. Mommy told her dat she did as well, and this had better get fixed and soon. Mommy’s not playin’ nice anymowe. Hers had it and yous don’t evew wanna be on da weceivin’ end of meez mommys justified wraff. Meez mommy be a vewy gentle and kind and even after much purractice, patient woman, but she duz hav a bweakin’ point, and weez there.
So it turns out dat da new neighbor had left a load of laundwy goin’ in da washer and left, and one of hers hoses wuz bad. So this all kulda been purrvented ifin shes hadn’t left da house wiff da washin’ machine goin’. Hers just wuined hers new cawpet and floors and kulda wuined mommys ifin they had put it in on Munday like they wuz posed too. Fank Catness there were purrawlems on Munday. God wuz lookin’ out fur us dat’s fur suwe. And then it took til 10:30 fur da cawpet guy to get here and hims didn’t suck any of dat sloshy water up. No, hims just stuck in those noisy fans and hot dehumidifiers. Weez kuldn’t even see da bed, much less get to it. And hear? Nope, weez kuldn’t and can’t hear ow selves or anyfin’ els fur dat matter. It’s guuna be a long weekend.
Well, weez hate to make this posty, but weez know lots of yous awe concerned ‘bout us and wanna know what be goin’ on, and weez purreciate dat fur suwe, so weez wanted to let yous know. Weez also purreciate all yous support and purrayers. Wight now ow pawdee box be in da middle of da livin’ room floor. Wanna talk ‘bout embawwasin’. Hav yous evew had to do yous business out where evewypawdy can see yous? Not fun let me tell yous. Anyways, meez gunna be twyin’ to stay busy wiff da quest as much as pawsible so we will visit when we can. Course we know yous all askin’ yous selff da same question mommy did, “You’ve got to be kiddin’!!!” As we told yous afur, weez only wight da twuff, so no weez not kiddin’. Wish we wuz, but alas, no.
By da way, weez do hav sum good news, meez patwol, Wally’s Warriors won da Cat Scout Knowledge Bowl.
Til da nex time……….Be Blest!!!
Service Cats U.S. 
Dezi, when you told us about this at Cat Scouts last night we were incredulous. You did have a guardian angel in that you hand’t had your new floors and carpet put in yet, but this is just pawful. If it was our Mom she would have lost it long before now. We hope this manager and the snoopervisors get off their butts this time and get things fixed pronto. You are in our purrs and prayers. Hope you all can join our Sunday Selfies blog hop tomorrow. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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Yep God wuz fur suwe lookin’ aftew us. Hims always knows afur weez weez du what’s gunna happen. And as aggwavated as weez awe,weez awe fankful da new floors weren’t here to get damaged. Fanks fur da purrs nd purrayers. Weez will twy, but mommy hasn’t slep in ovew 48 hours, and hers bout to cwash on da nasty floor and not cawe.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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We have our mouths dropped open to the floor and our eyes are as big and round as possible. YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING is right! We don’t even know what to say, other than we are so sorry and wish there was something we could do. Please let us know if there is something. Sending lots of love and purrs and prayers.
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Fank yous. Weez in a state of shock owselves. Mommy’s not no spwing chick and hers sed in all hers years she’s nevew experienced a flood of any kind and now in less than a munff hers has had to go fwu 2. Fanks fur yous suppowt, luv, purrs and purrayers. The awe much purreciated.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Concats on your troop winning the Knowledge Bowl!!!! So so sorry that you are still dealing with the “mighty floods”! It is a very good thing that you didn’t have YOUR new carpets for sure! They better be putting down new carpets soon for you AND repairing the drywall!
Marty and Mom
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Fank yous, weez all vewy ‘cited and purroud.
Fank yous, mommy’s fed up now so hers will be on them like white on rice now til they get it dun. MOL
Luv ya”
Dezi
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Oh No that is unbelievable and awful too. Glad you got that water turned off as fast as you could. Hope today is better for you.
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Yep it suwe is. It’s like lightnin’ stwikin’ da same place twice. It’s shuld be like a 1 in a gazillion billion million. It shulda nevew happened, and da shame is, it didn’t have to. Ifin hers had just waited da 15 minutes fur da load to wash afur leavin’, it nevew wulda happened. Or answered hers fone and came home sooner. Fanks fur da well wishes.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Oh Dezi we could hardly believe what we were reading on your blog is your neighbour stupid or what! You’d have thought she would have checked everything was OK before going out and .not checking there wasn’t a leak on the washing machine or a problem with the hoses to save you getting flooded again. Then the stupid carpet man didn’t bring a pump to get the water out of your apartment and start to dry it out – what a mess you’re in again – are these people all stupid or what.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
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Yep Hannah and Lucy weez fink they be idiots fur suwe. and yep weez purretty suwe ow lease even sez not to leave a washing machine unattended while it’s on, fur this vewy weason. Yous know hoses just get old and sumtimes cut in moves. All kinds of fings can happen. Weez can’t believ how stupid she wuz. And now hers complainin’ dat management is gunna blame hers fur it happenin’…like it wusn’t or sumfin’. OMC
Luv ya’
Dezi
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That is absolutely horrible and we sure hope everything gets all fixed up soon. We sure hope you have an uneventful week really soon.
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Yep Brian it wuz pawful. Just da fing yous wanna learn ’bout when yous goin’ to da pawdee box. MOL Weez wuld giv almost anyfin’ wight now to hav to stwain to fink of sumfin’ to wight on meez blog cuz ow days and week is so uneventful and boring. 🙂 Hav a pawsum weekend.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Oh no! Not the flood. That’s so mean that it happened again to you… I understand that your mom was angry, I would turn into a nuclear mushroom too. Conctulations to your knowledge bowl apaws apaws!
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A nuclear mushwoom huh Easy? Meez finks dat’s zackly what hers turned into. And blew hers top. MOL
Fanks, weez wuz all vewy ‘cited and purroud.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Oh Dezi! When you told us at Scouts last night about the NEW flood from next door we just couldn’t believe it! What a horrible situation – no sooner do you ALMOST recover from one flood, than you get another one….and from the same source too! I’m glad someone shut off the water and the neighbor came home eventually but the fact you couldn’t reach anyone in an EMERGENCY – no excuse for that. The management there is just horrible. So sorry you girls have to deal with this…..let’s hope this is the LAST time!
Concats on the win last night for your Patrol! WOO HOO!
Hugs, Sammy
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Yep Sammy it’s pawful!!! Weez just kuldn’t believ it. Meez finks mommy took 3 looks afur hers believed it hers selff. Hers is just so tired hers wants to hibernate. MOL Yes, management be howwible, but they’s not gunna change and weez know it. Weez do hope and purray this nevew happens again. Till this stawted mommy had nevew been fwu a flood hers selff, and now she sez shes had nuff to last a lifetime.
Fanks, me wuz vewy ‘cited as wuz da whole patwol. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Well, I’m going to start off with the good first. Congratulations on your patrol winning the Cat Scout Knowledge Bowl. I’m proud of you for that. I hope the rest of your trip is good too.
Now the bad – ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!! I can’t believe it. Not again. Yes it was good that it was not new carpet and floors that got ruined but still, when can you catch a break. I don’t blame Mommy one little bit for getting mad this time. This is just too much. I pray it gets done real fast now. Tell Mommy to take care of herself. I know she will take care of you girls but she also needs to take care of her too.
Sending prayers, much love and hugs to you all.
Luv you. Hugs and kisses.
Mary
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Fanks awnty Mary it wuz purretty excitin’ fur suwe. Meez didn’t fink weez wuz duin’ so good.
And NO, weez not kiddin’. It wuz just pawful. Mommy be so tired and exhausted hers just wants it all ovew. Fanks fur da purrayers and hugs, weez needed dat.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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What a story. Glad you survived the ‘flood’ 😉 Have a dry and lovely weekend.
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It wuz just pawful. Da cawpet dwyin’ man just left and is gunna be annudder long night of loud fans and hot dehumifiers. Hav a gweat weekend.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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