Well here it is Wednesday and weez just now gettin’ anudder blog posty out. Wiff all dat’s been goin’ on lately me guesses me shuld giv mommy a bweak and be glad hers helps me get a posty out a foo times a week huh?. After all, how many peeps and kittys out there can say they’ve had their house flooded 3 times in one munff? Huh? How many? Betcha not many. So here we awe wiff still wet cawpet and stuff and boxes and furniture evewywhere but where it’s posed to be. At least da owner of da movin’ and storin’ company came yesfurday so hims kuld giv da management company a cost to pack and store ow fings while they paint and lay da floors. Dat’s sumfin’ isn’t it? Mommy’s ‘bout to go cwazy and maybe even a little postal. 
Da management company’s posed to put us up in a motel while they do all this work.
Anyways we told you we had a funny to tell yous. Now we know sum of yous might not find it so funny, but member weez twyin’ to find fings to laff at so weez not cwyin’ constantly. And mind yous nopawdy wuz in any actual danger at any time. Well ‘cept maybe mommy. But hers is purretty clever hers selff and she sez she wusn’t in danger eevew. So here goes. Mommy has a case manager dat comes to “visit” once a munff. And so mommy got to lookin’ at hers bwoke chair and fawt she might be able to rig it so it wuld work fur hers to sit in stead of da floor. (or makin’ da case manager sit on da wet floor) Dat’s meez mommy fur yous, always finkin’ ‘bout what sumpawdy might fink of hers. So mommy played wound a bit and finally got da chair sittin’ up off da floor. Hers sat down and heard da rotted wood cweak, but fawt ifin hers wuz gentle it wuld hold. So case manager got here and meez rolled wound da wet fllor showin’ off and mommy sat evew so gently in hers chair and da case manager sat on mommys piano bench. She’s one of those petite little girlys. Well they filled out all da papers and mommy answered all da questions and case manager left.
Mommy wus enjoyin’ not havin’ to sit on da wet floor so much hers continued to gently sit in da rotted and broken chair. Meez had gone to da back to take a little nap after showin’ off, and woke up fwum a “bad” dweam and found meselff alone. Natuwally meez ran full speed ahead wound da maze dat is our house and leapt right up in mommys lap. Of course mommy heard me comin’ so hers had put hers awms out to catch me. this be sumfin’ me duz a lot so mommy’s gotten weally good at catchin’ me. Well me knows me has told yous all offen dat me be a vewy big girl. And well…….dat 30 extwa pounds at high speed dat wuz me wuz a little too much fur mommys bwoken rotted chair. Cus no sooner than mommy had caugght me and leaned forward to make suwe ifin anyfin’ happened me wuld be okay, da chair went……CRASH!!! And meez not talkin’ ‘bout no little cwash. Dat chair plopped wight stwaight down and da rotted wood bwoke and came wight up fwu da rotted matewial on da awm of da chair. Meez takes off runnin’ down da hall afur weez even hit da floor, and mommy stawted wavin’ hers awms da way she duz, and hollewin’, “Danger, Danger, Dezi, Lexi!! Stay Back!!” Stay back? Yeah like we wuz goin’ anywhere near dat in da first place. It sounded like a sonic boom or sumfin’. (no fotos, as yous might magine mommy wuz mowe concerned wiff our safety and her own)
But meez not fink mommy’s gunna be able to purrop dat fing up again. Oh well, me sez good widdence to bad rubbish. Da chair got so wet it smells anyways. Yous wuld fink she wuld twy to haul it off. Well anyways, mommy wuz flailin’ hers awms evewywhere and yellin’ and Lexi and me wuz boff standin’ in da bedroom door lookin’ down da hall. When mommy wealized we wusn’t comin’ anywhere near da chair, hers face told da whole story. You kuld tell she wanted to cwy, but instead, hers just busted out laffin’. 
Yep, da rollin’ in da floor giv yous selff a belly ache kinda laffin’. Dat’s meez mommy. She sez ifin yous can’t laff at yous selff then evewypawdy els is gunna be laffin’ at yous. And also dat life be too short to take evewyfin’ so serious.
Mommy’s gotten purretty used to da floor this past week as we can’t get da wheel chair wound da house cuz of all da boxes and misplaced furniture. But dat’s a whole nudder stowwy fur anudder time.
Me did get to go on da cat scout quest, and only missed pawts of a foo fings. But me wuz able to catch up purretty quick when we got back there. Let me tell yous sumfin’. Dat Den Master be sneaky clever and made this quest kinda hawd. But meez so purroud to be a pawt of such a wunnewful gwoup of cats and their hoomans. Altho’ we awe a competitive bunch a cats/hoomans we all member da weason we awe there is to hav fun. Me wuz da flag bearer, assistant scwibe and ssistant cheer leader. Meez gotta tell yous, dat Spitty and Austin came up wiff sum gweat cheers. Since me nor mommy has evew been an official cheer leader, weez did sum basic Go Warriors Go kinds cheers.
OMC meez almost furgot. Stop by da Tabby Cat Club tuday as we awe goin’ on a riverboat twip down da bayou. Andy flew down to escowt Lexi and me to our costume dwess up dinner. As usual hims wuz vewy handsum and sis Lexi looked downwight gawjus.
Disclaimer: Meez wuld like to tell yous dat sum of ow facebook furiends hav put munny on our paypal so mommy can buy a new chair. Weez don’t yet hav enuff, but Lord willin’ we will get there. And we wuldn’t wanna bwing in a new chair on da wet floor to get ruined anyhow. We told this stowwy cuz we fawt it wuz funny not cuz we wuz meanin’ to make anypawdy feel sowwy fur us or feel like they shuld get us anyfin’.
Til da nex time………..Just laff and Be Blest!!!
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 
Dezi
Service Cats U.S. 
Dezi yer absolootlee rite 150 purr cent!! Mum told me to tell ya she let go of Aunti a long time ago. N Aunti doez not phone or email at all. Mum still not herd frum her since Monday when it waz Aunti’z birfday.
Mum agreez dat holdin on doez more harm den guud.
Sumhow she will get thru diz mess. At leest she n me haz each other 😉
Phankz fer sharin ‘guud werdz’ wif us…ya haz helped Mum ALOT!
Lub ❤ Nylablue n ❤ Sherriellen Mum xxxx
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And yous hav us too Nylablue. Weez just not so good wiff da furmily fing cuz weez let go a long time ago and know it’s hawd but it’s faw heallffier fur yous and yous be happier when yous let go. Mommy dusn’t call hers peeps on their Meowdays or nuffin’ and they don’t evew call hers. Mommy’s not spoke wiff sum of ’em in ovew 25 years. And when hers let go and quit fwettin’ ovew ’em and why they don’t call or……hers felt a load lift off hers shoulders and weez been much happier. Then when weez met so many wunnewful peeps here weez duin’ even better. Mommys furmily has no idea what weez been goin’ fwu ‘ceptin’ what they read on facebook ifin they still read it, and is okay. They wuldn’t lift a finger to help us, so weez not miss ’em. Good luck to yous mommy.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Yer Mum haz managed to do what me Mum cannot do. Bee inndifferint. she triez butt it neber werkz fer long.
See me Mum chose her Sisfur n she waz ‘dopted n den Mum n Aunti chose dere Brofur n he gott ‘dopted. Mum purracticallee raised Aunti n den she helped Aunti when fingz got bad at home. A few yeerz later when Aunti waz 16 she had a baby n Mum helped raise her Neece…so iz hard fer Mum to let go totallee 😉
Phankz fer lettin Mum n me share wif ya….
Lub n grrratitude, Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum ❤
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Mommy took cawe of hers mommy and sisfur when hers sisfurs daddy died, so she unnewstands. But at sum point yous gotta unnewstand holdin’ on to them is hurtin’ yous mowe than helpin’ yous, and yous gotta let ’em go. Course mommys furmily let hers go after mommys accident and hers didn’t hav anymowe munny to help them. Now dat they be da ones duin’ goo, they don’t weturn da favor to mommy. And mommy got tired of fwettin’ and cwyin’ and bein’ hurt all da time when hers wuld fink ’bout ’em, so she let go. Mommy sez there’s an old sayin’, If yous luv sumfin’ set it fwee. Ifin it comes back to yous it is yours. Ifin yous mommys awnty weally luvs yous mommy and wants to help, then if yous mommy lets go, she will miss her and weach out wiff help. Ifin she duzn’t weach out, at least yous know where yous stand.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Iz guud to xchange ideaz n thottz ’bout fingz. Mum said she felt bettur beein able to share thru me ’bout da furamillee….
As Mum told me: “She lubz Aunti butt she not like her bery much latelee.”
Diz makez sense to me; what do ya fink Dezi??
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
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Yep as luvin and likin’ be 2 diffewent fings. Mommy sez hers dusn’t hav any feelins ’bout her furmily anymowe, she’s just indiffewent when it comes to them. Oh Well, glad yous mommy feels better. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Yer bery wise Dezi…..n Miss Audra.
Mum sayz she haz leerned alot talkin wif both of ya here.
Today iz Aunti’z Birfday so Mum DID Call n leeved a message n sang “Happy Birfday”. Den she told me we iz gonna get on wif our day n not wurry ’bout anyfing.
So far Mum haz bin guud to her werd. We haz gotten alot dun today n Mum iz in a guud mood 😉
Phankz fer da ‘guud werdz’….dey reelly helped!!!
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
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Dat’s pawsum Nylablue and weez glad weez can help. Weez not know evewyfin’ but weez willin’ to shawe ifin weez been fwu it or hav twied it or anyfin’ like dat.Glad y’all awe havin a good day.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Yer Mum n me Mum sound alot alike. Sumtimez iz just bettur to give up n walk away….
Back in 2003 when Mistur Kevin tooked hiz life n Mum had Mingflower, Aunti said she wuud build a Grannie flat n Mum n Mingy cuud go live wif da furamillee n Mum waz SO-O reeleeved! She waz in peecez over Mistur Kevin n she had buried Mistur Paul back in 1996 so she waz bery bery sad n adrift. Well Aunti’z husband got into trubble n dey postponed buildin n den Aunti made sum xcuse n den 3 yeerz later Aunti n hubby built a GRRREAT Room! Dey made a B-I-G Show of t n brott Mum down to da house. Mum waz po-lite n stayed fer a ffew dayz n came home to me n she waz spittin nailz n furreuss!!! She told me all ’bout da /room n we both just sat on da couch together snugglin…
Alot haz happened since den n when da hubby left Auntie, Mum offered fer us to move in to help wif da more-gage as Aunti now ownz da hole place…n she terned Mum down wif sum xcuse n Mum told me she haz given up….Iz so sad…me wuud have lubbed to move to da GRRREAT Room n bizit wif me Cuss-in Nigeereea butt ‘Oh Nose’…
So Mum sayz we stay here n dat iz dat n iffin Aunti or anyone askz us to move in we will sayz NO!! Sowwy me went on 😉
Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤
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Is okay yous still not ovew it. Weez just not fink ’bout it. Mommys furmily is not anypawdy weez even fink ’bout when weez in twubble or ned help. Weez weally not fink ’bout them much at all actually. Sumday yous will be ovew it too maybe.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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GGRRRRR Miss Audra’z furamillee are meen n dey treered her pawfully!! Yer rite ya all are bettur off wifout dem in yer livez.
Me Mum haz begged her Sisfur (me Aunti) to let us move in wif dem n we cuud haz da Grrreat room which iz big enuff fer livin room n dinin room n bedroom. Onlee share da kitchen n bathroom but Aunti waffled on ’bout sum 2 yeer plan n 5 yeer plan n we figured out she waz just puttin Mum off……
So we iz on our own wif our furendz here in town n we will sirvive n live a guud life wifout dem…
Our Mumz are strong Hu’manz aren’t dey???
Lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
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Sowwy yous awnty made s’cuses, we wuld nevew ask, cuz weez know da answer. They hate cats and say they be allergic so they don’t hav to deal wiff kittys of any kind. But like we sed, weez not talk to them so it be no big deal. Mommy did tell them a long time ago dat hers wished they wuld at least invite hers fur Christmas, and she told them she wuld make an excuse to decline, but at least they wulda appeawed nice, and they sed, they hated cats and dat hers knew dat so why even bodder to invite hers when they don’t want her there. Andyways, weez awe a furmily of 3 and lots mowe since weez met so many wunnewful awntys and unkles and Miss’ online. 🙂 Weez awe vewy blest.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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😉 Me SO -O understnadz where Miss Audra iz comin frum. Back in Sept 2009 we gott da dreeded B(ed)bugz n we had da sofa bed mattress reemoved. Got sprayed (what a palavurr..) Fingz were guud til Novemburr dat yeer n we saw B-bugz comin outta da sofa!! So Mum had to get rid of da sofa n me had da armless chair onlee. We spent 5 monthz over dat Winter sittin on da patio benchez Mum brott in or da armless chair..iz a bedroom chair butt we used it as our mini sofa… our furamillee KNEW we had to have sofa taken to da fump n no one offered a penny….Mum’z Father had died August of 2009 so he cuud not help Mum…he wuud not have let her sit on a patio bench all winter!
Mum saved enuff n bott a futon (which she reegretz) but at da time it waz all she cuud afford…
Furamillee can REELLY suck! Sowwy…me hatez to see Mum struggle when da siblinz haz all dey cuud want n carz n clothez n fancey lecktronickz…dey den tell Mum dere are green papurr prublemz….we nos dey not want to share or help us..
So we soldier on wif da help of furendz!
Lub Nylablue ❤ ❤ ❤
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Sowwy yous and yous mommy had dat happen. And me hopes yous got sumfin’ better now. Weez not worry ’bout mommys furmily as weez not weally know them. Lexi met mommys mommy once or twice in hers 15 years, but they wus vewy quick hellos and goodbyes (10 minutes each time). So weez just not even fink ’bout ’em. Anytime mommy has sumfin’ happen hers dusn’t even fink to call ’em. Sum of them follow hers on facebook, but they nevew say anyfin’ to hers or comment at all. Mommy sez it’s been this way all hers life and so she dusn’t know any diffewent. Her daddy died when hers wuz weally yung so she got a check dat came in hers mommys name, and so hers wuz just a check til hers wusn’t anymowe, and then they had no use fur hers anymowe. So it’s okay, weez not need them.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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We just think yous and your mommy are the best 🙂
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Aaaaw Fank yous Austin, dat be so sweet of yous. Weez fink yous and yous mommy be purretty special too. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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EEoww dezi yer Mum iz alot like me Mum! she will get into situashunz n ger upset or furrustrated n den she startz laffin like a hy-yena n me iz like “What Da Kat??” n den me seez why she iz laffin….Sumtimez dat iz all dat iz left to doez, rite??
We iz so happy peeple wnat to help Miss Audra getz a new chair! Eberyone nose ya not lookin fer green papurrz. WE found dat out 2 yeerz ago…ferst Mum’z phone died n she bott 2 differnit phonez n reeturned dem ’cause dey were CHEEP! She waz sharin diz wif her reecovery group dat she waz upset wif no guud phone butt she wuud save up….well 5 dayz later sum mail came to us n dere waz enuff green papurrz fer Mum to purrchase da snazzy Panasonick n it bin werkin grrreat eber since!
Den her cammyra died (it waz one of da ferst digitall onez) n Mum menshunned no pix fer a while here n 2 Aunti’z sent green papurrz fer her to buy a new one! We haz bin blessed. When we can help a kitteh or poochie out we do n dat iz how we reepay da kindness….we paw it forwerd…
Much lub ❤ Nylablue ❤
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Dat’s wunnewful Nylablue. Yeah weez hate to hav ow furiends helpin’ us. Mommy be to purroud fur hers own good sumtimes, but da floor is weally gettin’ hawd on mommy so hers be so gwateful fur da ones dat sent munny. Hers hopes to hav nuff to buy a chair soon as we get all this under contwol.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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We’re glad nobody got hurt ! It will be like you’re on vacation while they fix the floor ! Purrs
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Fanks. Sorta like a vacatiion me guesses.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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