MeeeeeeoW Welcome, welcome. C’mon in. Raena, get everypawdy somethin’ to drink, me’s gonna get da pizza out. We’ve got somethin’ fur everyone. There’s bacon pizza, veggie pizza, and me’s favorite, pepperoni pizza. Fank you all fur comin’ to mes Birthday pawrty.
Step right up, we’ve got purrlenty. Would you like a coke, tea, water, whatever? We’ve got it all. There’s fountains and bowls and cups too. Oh sissy, this is sooooooooo much fun.
Yep Raena, Birthdays are furtabulous!!! Don’t furget we’ve got toys, nip and da vine fur everypawdy. We’ve even got some pots of grass. Uh, Do me a favor tho’, ifin ya’ endulge in too much grass, use da piddle pads purrlease. Ya’ know, mommy has to do all da cleanin’.
Sissy, did you show everypawdy our purresent?
Not yet Raena. Me was just getting to dat. Sis Lexi and me used to have these Yeowww nanners. You all know da ones. Anyways, after our ‘pawrtment flooded and dat whole fiasco, those nanners disappeared. We’ve been very blest to have received other Yeowww nip toys from furiends and reviews, but you all know they’re not nanners. Well lookey, lookey what we got!!! Dat’s right, we both got a nip nanner. One of our dear sweet awnties gave Raena and me these nip nanners in memory of 2 of her pawsum kitties dat have gone to heaven, Milo who left her on November 1st and Pepper who left on November 6th. Fank you soooooooooooooooooo much. We luv our nanners and we luv you more.
C’mon everypawdy, let’s play. We luv to share and there’s purrlenty of toys fur everyone. Mommy’s even offered to take everypawdy fur strolls ifin ya’ wanna go. No rain in sight fur today.
Don’t furget desert and treats. You’re welcome to stay as long as ya’ want. We’ll be celebratin’ all month long. Fank you all fur bein’ our furiends and comin’ to celebrate mes 7th birthday. We are so blest. Me’s gonna go get some more pizza now, have fun.