Chatting Cats: Pig Trails And Implants, Oh My

Raena:  Hey, is anypawdy out there? It’s me, RaenaBelle. A dry RaenaBelle at that. You are never gonna believe what mommy did yesfurday. 

 

Dezi lays in Gen7 stroller looking up at Raena standing on handle

 

 

 

          Dezi: Hey Raena, what’d ya’ think ‘bout the new dentist? Huh? Mommy says she really likes her. She says the office was really nice. There was a huge waitin’ room with windows in every corner fur different kinds of doctors. Mommy said she was shocked and impurressed at how clean the pawtty box room was. Seems there’s 3 dentist in the office who work every day. Well every day Monday thru Fursday; they’re closed on Furidays. And mommy’s dentist Dr. Collier has been there fur 7 years. Things are already lookin’ better than they did at Aspen, who couldn’t seem to keep a dentist on staff. Mommy’s just ready fur Aspen to honor their money back guarantee and give her the green papers she paid them fur the dentures they didn’t make. Anyways, what’d you think Raena? 

 

Raena stands on stroller handle looking down into basket seat

 

 

 

Hmmmmpht  Yeah sissy, mommy says it was great but I’s wouldn’t know. ‘Pawrently the roads to Tishomingo are some real doozies of “country pig trails”, and with the thunderstorms makin’ it dark and gloomy and impairin’ visibility, mommy was a bit scared and nervous ‘bout the drive. So she left me here at home with you!!! How dare she!!! What ifin somethin’ had happened and she needed me? Anythin’ could’a happened and mommy would’a been totally alone. 

 

          Well Raena, you’re right, anythin’ could’a happened and that’s zactly why mommy didn’t take you. Mommy always puts our health and well bein’ befur hers. Ifin somehtin’ had happened, say mommy ran off one of those pig trails into a ditch or tree or had some kind’a accident with another idiot drivin’ too fast on those pig trails thinkin’ they own ‘em and oughtta drive in the middle of ’em, she’d never have been able to live with herself ifin you’d been hurt or worse, deaded. Fankfully, mommy did okay and was able to stay at the office till she was able to drive home after her ‘pointment. 

 

Dezi lays in stroller looking up at Raena crawling on handle

 

 

 

Yeah sissy, I’s do ‘purreciate that mommy doesn’t purr-puss-fully put us in harm’s way, but I’s still worry ‘bout her bein’ alone out there. Ya’ know, totally at the mercy of the elements and the kindness of strangers…who ain’t always so kind. Mommy says she’s gonna look fur a safer way to get there fur her next ‘pointment so she doesn’t have to be alone. It’s never good to tempt fate, I’s meow. I’s pawfully glad mommy made it home safely, but I’s sure was worried ‘bout her. Anyways, that nice Dr. Collier pulled the last two teethies mommy had and scheduled her fur a pointment to make the impurressions fur her dentures next month. Looks like we’re furinally gonna see an end to all this. We just gotta get our green papers back from that pawful Aspen Dental so we can pay the new place. In the meantime, mommy talks really funny.

 

          That she does Raena. Ya’ know that got me to thinkin’ ifin our meows change when we kitties lose our teethies? ‘Pawrently teeth play a ‘purrtant role in furmin’ a lot of words. What do you think? Would we meow differently without our teeth? Ya’ know kitties have a large repurrtoire of meows, chortles, chirps, hisses, growls and other sounds. How are those sounds affected when we lose our purmanent teeth? Do ya’ reckon some really rich purrson would try to get kitty dentures fur their toothless kitty? Do they make kitty dentures? 

 

Raena lays atop Liberty Cat tree and hangs paw over edge

 

 

 

Oh sissy, I’s think you may have a little too much time on your paws. Who thinks ‘bout those kinds of things anyways?. I’s don’t think I’s would want any kitty dentures. 

 

Dezi lays in the Gen7 stroller

 

 

 

          Ya’ never know what peeps will come up with Raena. Mommy says that years ago she knew a company who made implants fur male kitties who had been neutered. Sure ‘nuff, your male kitty could look like he had stuff to strut fur only $6,000.00. And, there was even different sizes to choose from. (Dezi and Raena shake their heads) 

 

OMC That’s not right sissy, it’s just not right. And, on that note, I’s think we should go check on mommy. She’s havin’ quite a bit of pain. Seems those last two teethies were imbedded in the nerve and hurt a little more than the last time. Mommy’s had one of those serious migraines since last night. Hopefully, she’ll be able to help us visit with our furiends soon. We sure wanna fanky fank everypawdy fur your well wishes and purrayers.

 

Till the next time………………………………………….Be Blest!!! 

 

Raena: Navy Blue 

Dezi: Vibrant Blue

 

 

 

Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

 

RaenaBelle and Deztinee

31 thoughts on “Chatting Cats: Pig Trails And Implants, Oh My

  1. I hope you can help soothe your momma’s pains away. It saddens me when I hear she is uncomfortable. Say, I wonder if your momma has a neighbor that could drive her to her dentist appointment next time or maybe there is a local group that offers volunteer drivers? Mom and I are shocked to learn that there are such things as implants for fixed male kitties! What will humans think of next?! Tee hee hee. Hugs & luvs.

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    1. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw Fanky fank you Valentine. Unfurtunately, there’s no one that can helpo mommy, least not fur furee. She had to pay a hefty fee to the lady that took her to the oral surgeon last year. No way she can affurd to do that again. Big hugs

      Luvs ya’

      Raena and Dezi

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  2. we heard about such implants fur dogs, but to be honest that’s not what the world really needs ;O)))) I’m glad your mama could stand that scary situation with da idiot, such people deserved a kick in their …. implants!

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  3. Glad your mom found a good dentist but she’s not too nice if she made your mom hurt like that. Hope your mom doesn’t have to go to small claims’ court to get her money back. They don’t seem like they honor contracts or anything.

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  4. I hope the Aspen company realizes how much of a bad reputation they are showing and try to amend things. You have a huge number of followers backing you up on this. Everyone needs good teeth to be happy and healthy. Good luck with the new dentist even if we can’t pronounce the town he is in. Luvz, Patzy

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    1. We don’t think Aspen cares. MOL As fur the new dentist, most peeps ’round here call the town “Tish”. But it’s purrnounced tish-uh-meeng-oh. Like that makes any sense. MOL Big hugs

      Luvs ya’

      Raena and Dezi

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    1. Fanky fank ya’ awnty Jeanne, so do we. As fur the ride, no. They only give rides ifin the ‘pointment is a Medicair covered ‘pointment. Since mommy’s dental isn’t covered, then neither is the ride. It’s okay, she’ll find a better way fur us to go. Big hugs

      Luvs ya’

      Raena and Dezi

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