Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle; comin’ to ya’ live from what’s left of the Three Belles Ranch. I’s mean, there we were layin’ all snug in bed this meownin’ enjoyin’ the last of our nighty night snuggles when all of a sudden the whole ranch started shakin’. There was bangin’ and scrapin’ comin’ from the window beside the bed, and I’s just knew somethin’ was tryin’ to get in. It’s fur sure one of those aliens. I’s heard ‘em talkin’ right outside; some strange language I’s couldn’t unnerstand. I’s nearly jumped outta mine’s furs at all the commotion.
RaenaBelle Maycee, don’t be so dramatic. You act like you’re auditionin’ fur a pawrt in one of your teevee shows or somethin’.
Hmmmmpht Like you didn’t nearly jump outta your furs too sissy. I’s heard you scampurr UTB (under the bed) when all the commotion started too.
Nah, Me was tryin’ to get to the window to investigate Raena. Me wasn’t hidin’. Fankfully, mommy keeps the windows locked and they gave up befur me could get there to purrtect us.
Yeah right sissy, whatever you meow. Anyways, all hope of sleepin’ in and extra cuddle time was gone at that point. Mommy was wide awake and had to go to the pawtty box, so we all headed that way. Well, mommy and me did, you sat outside the pawtty box room starin’ down the hall at the door and growlin’.
Well Raena, they might have given up comin’ in thru the window, but me wasn’t sure ifin they were gonna try the door. Mommy’s really vulnerable furst thing in the meownin’ so me had to purrtect her.
I’s sure mommy ‘purreciated your effurts sissy. You weren’t wrong. Once we all got settled and started eatin’ our brekky, those aliens started bangin’ on the door. It seems that contrary to the required amount of notice (48 hours, 24 in an emergency), mommy did find a notice hanging on the door last night (less than 16 hours) that said those aliens would be comin’ in today to change out our windows.
Those are the new windows sitting outside.
Yep Raena, mommy was purretty peeved that she hadn’t gotten purr-opurr notice. We’ve got boxes and stuffs everywhere, and now they wanna come in and change out the windows? (Dezi shakes head) Altho’ me must meow, ifin they are aliens, they sure are cuter than those they show on teevee.
The alien’s burnin’ a stink bomb to take out the old window. And, it’s fureezin’ in
here. Every heater in the house is runnin’. Mommy’s seein’ dollar signs
float out the gaping holes in our walls. MOL
Don’t let ‘em fool ya’ sissy. That’s how they do it ya’ know.
Do what Raena?
Suck your brains out and snatch your body, what else?
Me’s not sure any aliens would want our bodies Raena.
Of course they would sissy. We live the good life. Who wouldn’t want our lives? Mommy waits on us hand and paw, and takes great care of us. We eat better than most peeps, and look at us, we’re gawjus. (There’s a knock on the door and 2 “aliens” come inside and start taking down the blinds and removing the old windows. Dezi and Raena run to mommy A and sit close by her. Suddenly the stench of burning fur sends them both down the hall to the bedroom.) Yuck!!! That Stinks, sissy!!! See, I’s told you they were gonna get us. They’re tryin’ to knock us out with their stink bombs. We better sign off fur now.
You’re bein’ over dramatic again Raena.
Oh yeah sissy? Then why are you runnin’ down the hall with me? We hope we’re still us the next time we see you all.
Till the next time……………………………………………Be Blest!!!
Raena: Navy Blue
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
OH MEE CAT Raena Belle an Dezi yore place soundss like this place…..wee had ‘alienss’ inn building from October last yeer til mid Janaury. Mee herd they were doin mew bathroomss. LadyMew had opted out of that scheme. They did upss stairss ferst an THE noise was horrifick an ear splittin….mee not like buzzy sawss!! Bee-fore Kissmas they were doin bathroomss inn our hallway an what a furry loud racket! An even tho’ our bathroom was leeved alone, one of THE werkmen came INN our place without purrmission! Hee stood inn bedroom doorway watchin LadyMew an mee sleep. When mee woke upss an started fore him, hee leeved. When LadyMew awoke shee saw 4 foot runner folded inn half an towel fore under door rumpulled inn corner and hall lite ON an our door was UNLOCKED!!! LadyMew went all funny an shakin. Shee asked Custoadeean an Alienss are no one mew a thing. Shee keeped askin an found out which Alien it was an called Housin an lodged a complaint. An Mistur T came next morning an gave Alien an Custoadeean a seereuss talkin too. An Mistur T called LadyMew an apawlogized fore what happened!! So wee DO understand THE stress you all are under.
Mee will continue to send purrsss an LadyMew iss purrayin you all will have a mew place soon….
purrsss BellaDharma an {{{hugs}}} LadyMew
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We’ve had a lot of aliens around here lately too. We don’t like it one bit!
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dezi N raena….ya noe, just sayin…but therz ale ee endz round trout towne all de time; sum iz called nay borz N sum iz called co werkerz…what waz they burnin any way ?? 😦
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Eek!They couldn’t wait until spring? We’re supposed to get new windows someday. They keep having problems and putting it off. TW is hoping they do one window at a time cos she’s scared I’ll jump out for our 4th floor window.
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Yeah CK, mommy was worried ’bout us gettin’ out too,. Fanky fankfully, the workers all had cats and unnerstood and one worker was by each window the whole time. Big hugs
Luvs ya’
Raena and Dezi
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