Mews, Mews, and More Mews

Meowllo evewypawdy, meez back! Hope yous had a gweat kupple of days. Guess yous all wunnewin’ how fings went here. Well of course Tuesday mommy spent mostly cleanin’ and twyin’ to get weady fur da big inspection, cuz not only had da manager mawked evewy box hers kuld, she also passed out a notice on Tuesday dat da snoopervisow wuz gunna be here fur da inspections. Mommy got almost evewyfin’ put away and da last foo fings fwown into da closet. MOL We even called it an early night and went to bed wound 3 a.m.. We got up bwight and early so mommy kuld get us fed and giv Lexi hers butter spoon (medicine) afur da commotion stawted. She finally opened da door and there they wuz, only a foo pawtments down, da manager, da idiot (maintenance man) and da exterminator. Now da extermiinator wuz talkin’ on hims fone and twyin’ to spway da bug stuffs wiff da udder hand. OMC Can’t anypawdy be purrfessional and do their job wiffout a fone hangin’ fwum their ear?   

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Well they finally came to ow door and da manger sed dat idiot wuz gunna check da smoke alawm and pull da nosy chains (emergency), all da while mommy’s standin’ there wiff da door wide open. Da exterminator finally pushed past da manager and idiot cuz they wusn’t comin’ in. He stawted spwayin’ and mommy stawtted coughfin’. Finally idiot came in and da manager stepped just inside da door. Mommy sed nuffin’. Hers not gunna get a write up fur wefusin’ them entwy or bein’ wude. MOL Nosy chains pulled and floor saturwated wiff poison, and me duz mean saturwated; da manager handed mommy a paper and they all left, still no snopervisor in sight. Mommy put on hers glasses and wead da paper, and it sed…did not enter and check. So mommy purromptly wrote, was not refused entry, but stayed at door by choice. And she also wrote what meez alweady told ya’. Well now dat dat’s over wiff mommy had to get weady fur da case manager and nurse to come. 

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But long afur dat kuld happen mr. W (Buddy’s daddy) came wheelin’ up da walk. Hims stawted yellin’ at mommy and bangin’ on da door. When she opened it, he wuz wavin’ a piece of paper wound and tellin’ mommy she had a notice too. Mommy stawted to look at da notice and mr. W stawted tellin’ her what it sed. Now mind ya’ we liv in a complex fur da elderly and disabled. And as you know, older peeps like to sit wound on their porches and gossip visit. And they like to feed da birds and hummers, and plant little gawdens. These things hav always been allowed since afur weez moved here. As a matter of fact when mommy signed hers furst lease here she asked ifin hummer feeders and the like were allowed cuz there’s a clause in da lease dat sez nuffin’ can be placed on da outside of yous pawtment.

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She wuz told then dat da clause didn’t apply to these purropurrties. See da management company has lots of pawtments fur da elderly and disabled and lots of wegular pawtments too. But here we awe getting’ a notice dat sez nuffin’ purrsunal can be outside or we will be in violation of ow lease and be evicted. Well da whole complex is in a state just short of riotin’. And mr. W sed dat da snoopervisor wuz at da office goin’ fwu paperwork and dat da manager had been at da office since 7 a.m. wringin’ hers hands. MOL Mr. W took off to gwipe and rally da west of da tenants and mommy twied to get weady fur da case manager visit.

Da case manager showed up 20 minutes early, mommy wuz not happy ‘bout dat. She sat here yawnin’ fur da whole visit. Da nurse showed up on time, and wanted to visit. They wuz here fur 3 and a halff hours. 3 hours longer than wuz needed. So dat’s how ow day went.  

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Now fur sum good news. Member me tellin’ y’all ‘bout Sadie Hawkins? Ifin yous missed dat posty you can wead it here. Well da Sadie Hawkins Valentine’s dance at da Tabby Cat Club dat sis Lexi be hostin’ is wight wound da corner. We hav ow dates and sure hope da west of da tabbies hav there’s and awe weady to pawty. Ifin yous a TCC member, and haven’t checked, da foto ops awe up at da TCC fur ya’. We sure hope to see yous there. Meez also goin’ to a dance at Cat Scouts dat night, so it’s gunna be a full day fur sure. It’s a good fing mommy dusn’t hav a date. Anyways, hope yous all hav a wunnewful day and join us fur sum Valentines’ fun. Stop by here and da TCC on Valentine’s day fur sum gweat Suddern noms. And me sure hopes you will join me in celebwatin’ meez furst Blogoversawy nex Wednesday da 18ff.     

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Till da nex time……………….Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

 

Dezi

Duck, Duck, Goose

Meowllo evewypawdy, hope yous havin’ a gweat day. We awe so ‘cited, we kuldn’t hawdly wait to write this weview. As you know sis Lexi has turned a bit picky as of late and is weally givin’ mommy da gway hairs twyin’ to figger out what she wants to eat evewyday. So when we saw what we wuz getting’ fur a weview this mumff, mommy cwossed hers paws and sed a little purrayer. Well when da package got here sissy wuz alseep in da bedwooom. Me, me wuz hangin’ on da new cat twee so me saw da package come in da house. Well natuwally me had to check it out. After all what kind of kitty wuld me be ifin me just let a package come in wiffout havin’ at least a little sniff. Mommy opened it wight up and sed, “Oh Dezi look, here’s your Chewy review treats.”  Weally me fawt. Well let me at ‘em me meowed.  

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Mommy took care of da business of takin’ a foto of da tweat bag and then she opened it. Well come on, you don’t fink me went to sleep did ya’? There wuz new tweats in da house, me had to twy ‘em out. We got da Nature’s Variety Instinct raw Boost minis in da Ducky flavor. You know we be da cats dat purrfur sumfin’ udder than chicken and turkey. Not to say they don’t hav their place, we just like udder options when they be available. So anyways, we got da duck flavor. Now these be fureeze dwied all natuwal tweats. Which usually makes mommy happy too. So just how do these fair?.

This be da list of ingwedients in these tubular shaped tweats. There duz seem to be a lot of fwuits/vegetables, but we wuld eat sum of thise ifin we wuz in da wild cuz lots of a kitties purrey be veggie and fwuit eaters.   

Duck (Including Ground Duck Bone), Turkey, Turkey Liver, Turkey Heart, Pumpkinseeds, Apples, Carrots, Butternut Squash, Ground Flaxseed, Montmorillonite Clay, Broccoli, Lettuce, Spinach, Dried Kelp, Apple Cider Vinegar, Parsley, Honey, Salmon Oil, Mixed Tocopherols, Olive Oil, Rosemary Extract, Blueberries, Alfalfa Sprouts, Persimmons, Inulin, Rosemary, Sage, Clove   

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And this be da key benefits listed on Chewy.com.  

Key Benefits

  • All natural, pure raw – it’s what cats crave

  • Does not contain: Wheat, corn, soy, grain, gluten, by-product meals, artificial colors, flavors or preservatives.

  • 100% freeze dried raw ingredients

  • Only 2 calories per piece 

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So this pawt makes mommy happy, but what ‘bout us? What did we fink? Me liked ‘em just fine. Me be a little pickier than maybe da avewage kitty (least dat’s what mommy sez), but they wuz purretty good. So me gives ‘em 2 paws up. So how ‘bout sissy you ask?. She luvved ‘em. All paws in fwum her. She liked ‘em so well mommy’s been givin’ her sum wiff each meal. And she scawfs ‘em down. They also come in chicken, beef, lamb and rabbit. And they make ‘em fur doggies too. Da duck wuz purretty soft and so da bigger pieces wuz easy to bweak into smaller pieces and it cwumbles fairly well too, so it makes a gweat topper. So ifin yous lookin’ fur a good fur ya’ low calowie tweat or food spwinkle, you might just wanna give these a twy. Me finks me will go and hav a foo pieces now. By da way, there’s no goose, me dusn’t know where mommy got dat. Hers sed a lot of you hoomans might member it, but we didn’t get no goose. Maybe nex time.    

Till da nex time…………………….Be Blest!!!

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

 

Dezi and Lexi

Late And Behind, What’s New

Meowllo evewypawdy, hope yous havin’ a gweat Monday. Weez wunnin’ behind as usual. You wuld never know dat meez mommy wuz one of those peeps dat wuz 15 minutes early to evewyfin’ once upon a time. Now weez lucky to be only 15 minutes late. MOL Anyways mommy got so wrapped up in da Walkin’ Dead last night dat hers didn’t help me write a posty. Awe any of you Walkin’ Dead fans? Evewy season mommy sez, “I’m not watching this show anymore.” And evewy season there she is twyin’ to watchin’ or DVR’n it. She uses da ‘scuse dat nuffin’ els be on teevee. But ifin dat wuz twu she wuldn’t hav been so wrapped up in it dat she kuldn’t take dictation. Well dat bein’ sed, better late than never wight?. So here’s me posty fur today. Hopefully she’ll be better ‘bout getting’ meez posty out tomowwo.  

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It’s gunna be a busy week fur us tho’ so meez not holdin’ meez bweff or nuffin’. See da manger passed out notices da udder day while we wuz gone to da doctow fur an inspection. And not just any inspection, she checked evewy box she could. She’s mawked dat she’s gunna do a inspection on cleanliness (which mommy sez is subjective), occupied dwelling (meanin’ only those on da lease look like they be livin’ there: da mens shirts mommy wears kuld make it look like we gots a man in da house-ifin only), check da smoke alawms, pull da emergency chains (which only make loud noises and alert da whole complex dat you wuz cleanin’ da pawdee box woom), change da a/c filters and exterminate. Da only box dat didn’t get checked wuz da annual inspection. She even checked da “other” box. Don’t know what els she plans on checkin’ cuz there ain’t nuffiin’ left.

Dezi: Meez gotcha sissy. Awe you feelin' okay? Lexi: Yez Dezi I'z feel fine.
Dezi: Meez gotcha sissy. Awe you feelin’ okay?
Lexi: Yez Dezi I’z feel fine.

And of course mommy sez this is way too intwusiv in da furst place specially since sum of this is subjective. One purrsons clean is anudder purrsons filff. Mind ya’ we still hav a bit of a mess in sum aweas, cuz mommy got tiwed and sick and da wedder turned cold on us purretty quickly after comin’ home fwum this summer’s fiasco. And weez had purrawllems wiff one fing or anudder since then. Seems evewy mumff weez had to hav a wepairman out to fix sumfin’ dat got bwoke in da “wemodel”. So mommy will be duin’ sum cleanin’ this week and a little of dat “lady’s secwet stuff” of pushin’ all da west in da closet and shuttin’ da door till spwing. Mommy’s still got a touch of pneumonia and can’t get evewyfin’ dun.

Dezi: Glad yous feelin' so good sissy. Wanna play?
Dezi: Glad yous feelin’ so good sissy. Wanna play?

On top of all this, mommy’s new case manager wants to bwing a nurse out dat same day to change her PCA (purrsunal care attendant/maid=housekeeper) company, cuz da last company can’t staff us. It’s been da maids decade off wound here. Twuff is nopawdy wound here wants to work so nopawdy’s gunna hav much luck staffin’ us. Evewy good girl weez gotten quits cuz they can’t make enuff munny, and they hav twubble getting’ da little bit of munny they do make. Seems da companies awen’t very weliable ‘bout sendin’ out their paychecks. So looks like anudder week of us fallin’ behind. We may never get all caught up, but we will eventually get by to visit wiff you all. We miss ya’ when we don’t get to visit.

Dezi: Okay yous don't hav to be so hissy sissy.
Dezi: Okay yous don’t hav to be so hissy sissy.

And weez still holdin’ mommy to her purromise to take us fur a stwoll and play wiff us. We won this pawsum little toy a while back dat mommy wants to get ow fotos wiff, cuz we luv it. And awnty Jennifer got us a new attachment fur ow birdy toy dat we won in anudder giv away afur Christmas. In udder words, busy, busy, busy. Mommy’s always sayin’ there’s not enuff hours in da day to do evewyfin’. But we always come furst so even ifin dat means we get behind on visits and postin’ so long as we be happy then mommy sez she can’t pawlogize. All she ever wanted wuz to make us happy and let us know how much she luvs us. Guess me can’t complain too much ‘bout hers not takin’ dictation eever. Cuz afur hers got so wrapped up in da show last night she had spent a kupple hours cleanin’ up ow messes and playin’ wiff us. We can tiwe her out purretty quick. But she had to keep stoppin’ to blow hers nose last night so we played fur a weally long time afur getting’ pooped out. So we will see you soon. You oughtta be used to us bein’ late and behind by now. MOL

Meez still weady mommy.
Meez still weady mommy.

Till da nex time……………….Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 

Dezi and Lexi

Blest Sunday

Meowllo evewypawdy, and a blest Sunday to ya’. Kittens, it seems like we just did this. Time is just flyin’ by. Mommy’s been a little unnew da wedder wiff da cawfin, and nose blowin’, da extwa pain fwum da cold and now a pawful migwaine. It wuz so bad dat mommy wuz talkin’ (moanin’) in hers sleep and even woke up to sis Lexi givin’ hers a head massage. Or fur those dat doubt weez know what weez duin’ as Service Cats, maybe we just wanted mommy to get up. MOL (we know nun of ow wegular weaders fall into this categowy, but we hav weceived a foo emails lately dat doubt cats can be twained) Purrawlly spammers, but just in case.  

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It’s sunny and bwight out today and it’s posed to be in da 70’s. So aside fwum hangin’ on da new cat twee, mommy purromised we kuld go fur a stwoll. And hers got a list to giv to mr. W. Cuz just as we wuz gunna get ow dinner last night, there wuz mr. W bangin’ on da door cuz Buddy had gotten out again. Hims always duz this at dinner time. We knew dat wuz da purrawllem afur mommy opened da door cuz mr. W wuz yellin’ it fwu da closed door. So mommy opened da door and there wuz mr. W sittin’ there in fwunt of da door wiff a flashlight and Buddy not 6 feet behind him unnew da big ole oak twee in fwunt of ow pawtment stawin’ at mommy. She sez she kulda swore hims had a Cheshire gwin goin’.  So mommy yelled at hims to get hims hineybo home and he took off towards hims pawtment. Whew, at least weez not hav to postpone dinner fur mommy to go out chasin’ him fwu da woods.

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Yous can’t see da twee here but you

can see sum of it’s shadow.

Mommy sez mr. W’s just gunna hav to step it up and purrvide sum fings fur Buddy. See a kupple years ago hims bought Buddy a cat twee. Well he put it in da bedwoom way away fwum da window and never saw Buddy use it. After a mumff, he gave da twee to hims housekeeper sayin’ Buddy wuldn’t use it and didn’t like it. Hmmph Weez seen Buddy climb da oak twees when mommy’s twyin’ to get him to go back home. Mommy also gave mr. W sum gwass seeds to gwo fur Buddy as hims eats purrlenty when he gets out, and purrawlly has a upset tummy most of da time cuz hims eats dat yucky dollaw genewal bwand food. Mr. W kuld afford better noms fur Buddy, he just dusn’t wanna spend da munny.

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Anyways, back to da gwass. Mr. W sed hims planted da gwass and Buddy dug it all up. Mommy told him dat ifin hims had put enuff seeds in there da gwass wulda been too dense fur Buddy to stwew dirt evewy where. Well hims never planted anymore gwass. And Buddy’s scwatchers get all used up purretty fast, cuz mr. W won’t spend more than a kupple dollaws fur da little corrugated cawd board piece, and only one a year. OMC Will dat man evew lissen to mommy?. Mommy told him it wuz fine to buy dat type cuz fankfully Buddy likes ‘em, but he shuld buy sevewal fur difffewent places in da house and weplace them more offen. Like when Buddy quits usin’ ‘em and stawts usin’ da furniture. So mommy has a list of fings mr. W needs to do fur Buddy to keep him fwum wunnin’ out da door evewytime it’s opened. So migwaine or not, mommy purromissed we kuld go stwollin’.  

Ifin you can’t see da video, click here to watch it on youtube. And by da way, ignore mommy’s babblin’. (babble=to utter meaningless confusion of words)

We awe so blest to hav a mommy dat unnewstands us kitties and even tho’ hers can’t afford a lot of fings, hers has always taken good care of us. And we hav such pawsum furiends dat hav given us sum wunnewful toys and twees and tweats and yous luv. We feel like weez be da blestest kitties in da universe. And mommy sez we awe. Mommy also sez we be luvved by her and all ow furiends and fwamily. And we luv you all very much. We know yous all awe twuly blest too. You know, mommy kuld leave da door wide open and we wuld never go out fur any walk ‘bout on ow own, wuld you? Meez weady to go fur meez stwoll wiff mommy now, so ketch ya’ later.

Meez weady mommy.
Meez weady mommy.

Fur those of ya’ dat be indoor only kitties, duz yous hoomans hav twubble keepin’ yous all in da house?   

Till da nex time……………….Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses  

Dezi and Lexi