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You Just Fawt We Were Busy…

Meowllo, did you miss me? Yeah meez been missin’ in action again. But fur good weason, just wait’ll you hear all ‘bout it. But first me has to say to those of you on Blogger, it seems weez hav to purrove dat we not be wobots. And well, weez not gettin’ da easy nummers, weez gettin’ all those hawd to see/read words. So cuz weez behind and havin’ to do dat, mommy is pickin’ 1 posty out of da ones weez missed and be readin’ to comment on. So altho’ we be readin’ da postys we missed weez not be commentin’. Even tho’ mommy had da cataract surgery her still dusn’t hav purrfect eyesight, and it be kind of hawd to make out da letters. We just wanted to let you know what wuz goin’ on.

So now on to today’s posty. We told you da udder day ‘bout ow busy doctor day Furiday. Well mommy had a eye doctor pointment on Monday in da city. Dat means we be out of pocket fur most of da day. Cuz mommy twies to combine a lot of stuff into these twips we take. So mommy had hers pointment and we wusn’t weal sure what hims wuz gunna check. Of course we wuz runnin’ late, what’s new?. MOL So we got back to da room and lo and behold they dilated mommys eyes. She kuldn’t see nuffin’. MOL Anyways da doctor told mommy dat everyfin’ looked good and hers not hav a detached retina. WooHoo Good news. So after we finished up there and mommy kuld see sumfin’ besides white spots we headed over to da local pet store. Awe yous wunnewin’ why? Cuz like we told you dat we shop online wiff Chewy.com lots of times wight? Well weez gunna be havin’ ow very first ever give away here afur Christmas. And we got a coupon fwum da company to use at da store to pick up da purroduct fur ow weview/giv away. And well we can’t go to a pet store wiffout walkin’ wound and checkin’ everyfin’ out and lettin’ me meet all da peeps. And of course mommy had to pick up a can of special noms fur ow Christmas dinner. So furever later when there wuz nopawdy left to make over me, we left.

Mommy needed to go by wally world. When we got there mommy saw a kupple police caws sittin in da pawkin’ lot. Not dat weez not used to seein’ ‘em, and wiff da season here it’s good to hav them there to purrtect all da Christmas shoppers. So of course weez not bweakin’ any laws and don’t intend too, so da police men didn’t bodder us not one bit. So we got a buggy and went to look wound. Mommy wanted to purrice da keyboards fur hers new iPad dat she won, and OMC weez kuldn’t believ what they wuz sellin’ those little fings fur. Mommy sed, “Oh Catness Dezi I’m gunna be savin’ up fur furever to buy one of those.” mommy weally liked da one wiff da backlit/see in da dawk keys. And so even tho’ weez can’t afford to send weal cawds mommy decided this twip wuld be a gweat time to look at all da cawds. First let me just tell you da last time mommy wuz able to send a cawd they wuz still $.50 cents. Yous kuld buy da ginormous poster size fur like $3.00. So boy did we get a shock when mommy looked at da purrices. MOL OMC just a wegular cawd dat duz nuffin’ (weez’ll get back to this) and dusn’t even say very much wuz $5.00. Mommy wuz shocked. Anyways, she also noticed dat lots of cawds awen’t just cawds anymore. So mommy opened this cawd up and suddenly me heard meowin’ all over da place. What?, me fawt. Anudder kitty in Walmart? Me fawt me wuz da only kitty dat went into wallly world. Me wuz lookin’ everywhere and just kuldn’t spot dat kitty. And just as suddenly as it stawted it wuz over and da udder kitty went quiet. Me twied to meow dat it wuz okay and it didn’t need to hide, but it just wuldn’t listen and come out. A foo minutes later and me heard a lot of kittties. They wuz siging’ sumfin’, me just kuldn’t make it out. They got quiet lots quicker than da first kitty did tho’, so me didn’t even bodder twyin’ to help them out. There wuz kids and police men wiff guns everywhere. OMC It wuz Shop wiff a Cop night. No wunner da store wuz jamm packed. Anyways, we wondered wound da store a bit and finally got da foo fings we went in there fur and headed home. By dat time it wuz pitch black outside. And gettin’ cold. Member me told you mommy wuz runnin’ late? Well hers had been wearin’ a short sleeve top, and she furgot to get a jacket, so now she wus fureezin’. MOL Well anyways, dat wuz our day and we wuz just plain xausted when it wuz over. So weez didn’t even get on da puter to check emails.

Oh and weez hav more of those stupid inspections today, so Lexi and me gotta get our hissers weady. Yous know weez not like da manager, wight? Well weez gotta be weady to tell hers off. And don’t furget weez gunna be havin’ ow very first giv away weal soon. And let me just tell you it’s a Biggy.

Till da nex time…………………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi

Oh Christmas Tree, We Luv YOU

OMC What a day mommy and me had yesfurday. Me told you dat we wuz gunna be goin’ to mommy’s doctor fur hers mumffly pointment, wight? (clicks back to last blog post and scans it quickly) Yes we did. Well, Ooooops me needs to back up a bit. Me is so good at gettin’ ahead of meez selff. Yous know? Ooops me ca also get off twack purretty easy too. MOL So anyways, backin’ up a bit, we joined da blogosphere Christmas cawd exchange. And we wecently, like all da rest of you; got da list. OMC Dat wuz a lot of work. Fank you so much fur all yous hawd work. And we also put out a shout here a kupple times askin’ fur emails and on facebook too. So we stawted weceivin’ da most pawsum cawds this past week and mommy decided we needed to work on ours.

As usual munny, or da lack of it dictates dat we must send ow cawds fwu email. But dat’s okay, it’s da fawt dat counts wight?. Of course it is. So mommy stawted workin’ on ow email lists to send out ow Christmas cawds and she saw an email dat she had furgotten to open. She clicked on it, and one of ow pawsumly wunnewful furiends had gifted us an account wiff one of da coolest ecawd sites. So we fawt we wuld work on a foo cawds and get them sent out. We got stawted and da nex time mommy looked up it wuz almost 6 in da meownin’.

Me told you all dat mommy’s not been sleepin’ so good these days, so she wuz almost wide awake. Me can tell y’all sis Lexi and me awen’t havin’ any twubble in da sleepin’ depawtment so weez not unnewstand mommy at all. But anyways she wuz twyin’ to get sum of ow cawds addwessed and sent, when she wealized dat all da pawsum work dat had been dun by Miss Tracey and Miss Julie on da lists; didn’t include da names/adwessees on da email list. So we hav all these emails and not weally know hoo they belong too. Okay sum of them awe purretty self explanatowy, but not all of them awe, so 4 hours after hers stawted workin’ on ow cawds at 6 am mommy sed she had to quit and get a kupple hours of sleep. Cuz altho’ mommy might liv a little dangerously ifin she be by hers selff, she wuld never purrpussly put Lexi or me in danger.

So, we got a foo cawds sent out “this meownin’”. Ifin yous haven’t gotten a cawd fwum us yet, don’t worry, mommy sed hers wuz gunna work on them sum more this weekend. Well at this point we finally went to bed. Mommy slep wight fwu da alarm. Actually she didn’t sleep fwu it, we wuz just enjoyin’ da cuddle time so much we didn’t wanna get up. Yep, we hav a good mommy. So as not to disturb hers sleepin’ angels she went back to sleep. And da nex time we all woke up wuz an hour later.

So we got up and wound and wuz eain’ bwekky when da neighbor stawted bangin on da walls. What in da world kuld she be duin’? After all hers moved in mumffs ago and banged on da walls and floor a lot back then. There’s only a small bit of space in these pawtments anyways. And then anudder neighbor came walkin’ up da walkway to da door. All me kuld fink wuz, “Go away. Can’t yous see we be twyin’ to eat ow bwekky?” MOL Anyways mommy twied to check ow udder emails and found a bottomless pit of emails. Hers twied to read and answer a foo of them and then it wuz time to go. Mommy hoisted me in da stwoller and gwabbed hers purrse, told Lexi we wuld see hers in a bit, and away we went. LATE as usual. Me will tell you dat when mommy wuz yunger hers wuz never late to anyfin’. Quite da contwawy, her wuz early fur everyfin’. And bein late all da time is weally furrustwatin’ to mommy. Me too, cuz in da rush hers always furgets da camewa.

Well we went to see Doc as planned, and him was lookin’ purretty rough. Let me tell you, dat soon to be ex-wife of hims is as bad as hims first. So after we left there we went stwaight to da fawmacy. But they sed they hadn’t gotten da only scwip dat Doc wuz posed to be emailin’ over wusn’t there. So mommy’s like, “Well I can’t afford to come back over here, can you call him and find out what the problem is?” So they tell mommy she can call, but they can’t. Purrlease, just more of peeps not wantin’ to do their jobs. So mommy calls and Doc had sent it to anudder fawmacy. We finally got it all stwaightened out and got mommy’s medicin and we wuz off. It wuz later than we spected since we had da extwa purrawlems so da bank wuz closed and me kuldn’t go and visit. Dat’s okay, mommy has a diffewent kind of doctor pointment on Munday so me can go then.

So ow nex stop wuz da dollar store to see ifin they had a dirt cheap Christmas twee dat mommy kuld buy fur us. We go in and stawt lookin’ wound and OMC da store had fur sure been picked over. We finally found da twees, and there wusn’t much there. A silver tinsel twee, a gween 10 foot twee and a 4 footer wiff no lights or base. So mommy twacked down one of da nice workers and asked ifin those wuz da only twees they had. While da lady wuz in da back lookin’ fur sum more twees, purrefurably gween, mommy found a foo twees on da very top shelff. So we went to da back to tell hers and she bwought up all da same twees dat wuz there. They wuz in a foo diffewent colors, but a little to lawge fur us and OMC they musta been back there furever. There wuz cobwebs and dead spiders everywhere. So mommy pointed out da one hers had found and asked ifin they had it in a box in da back. Well da answer wuz a wesoundin’ no, but they decided they wuld sell us da display at a discounted purrice. So yes, we got a twee. Mommy sez this weekend is gunna be da deaff of hers cuz she’s gunna be duin’ a ton of stuff this weekend includin’ puttin’ up ow new twee.

So we headed up to da fwunt of da store to check out and a bag of toosie rolls caught mommys eyes. (yep she luvs da tootsie rolls). Mommy kuldn’t stand it so she picked ‘em up and told da cashier she needed to get a purrice on them. OMC Yous will never guess what da purrize wuz. 1 shiny penny. Dat’s wight, 1 cent. Da manager sed da snack baw size is bein’ discontinued, dat’s why. Mommy’s eyes got big as saucers and she told da lady to put ‘em in da bag. A foo tweats later and we wuz headed back home. But mommy wuz even more exhausted now than she wuz earlier. So we haven’t gotten any visitin’ dun or readin’ of yous comments, but we purromise to get dat dun and soon.

So, till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi

Dear Mr. Santa Paws

Well meowllo everypawdy, hope yous havin’ a good week. Last year at this time we wuz new to everyfin’ and we stawted seein’ all these letters to this Santa Paws and everypawdy wanted to know when we wuz gunna wight ours. To be honest we didn’t know Santa and had never written hims a letter, but after lookin’ wound and checkin’ fings out and a foo fings bein’ splained to us we finally sat down and wrote hims a letter. And now it be dat time of year where we shuld be writin’ him again. So, sis Lexi and me sat down last night and wrote us a letter to submit to Mr. Santa Paws. And mommy sez hims can get it fwum here as well, so weez fawt we wuld post it today. Now we did learn last year dat peeps hav to help Santa by payin’ fur da fings hims bwings, so we wanna make sure you all unnerstand weez not askin’ fur you to pay him fur anyfin’ fur us. Okay?

Dear Mr. Santa Paws,

Deztinee here fur sis Lexi and me this year. First off we sure wuld like to fank you fur delivewin’ all those pawsum gifts to us last year. Dat wuz so amazin’. We had never seen anyfin’ like dat afur. We sure awe blest to hav so many wunnewful furiends dat luv us so much. And altho’ not furever homes we sure do purreciate you findin’ foster homes fur those foo shelters dat emptied out fur da holidays and closed cuz there wuz no kitty there. We awe so glad those kitties got to be in a home and know luv. Even ifin fur only a short time. And we sure do purreciate you visitin’ all ow furiends. They didn’t get everyfin’ on their lists but they sure nuff got a lot and were very happy. So I guess now me shuld move on to this year.

Well mommy sez dat sis Lexi and me hav been purrfect angels this past year. Me had a little issue fur a while wiff da pawdee box but mommy sez dat wusn’t meez fault and you shuldn’t count dat against me. And now dat we got a gigantor pawdee box all’s well. We kuld use anudder, but da one we hav is mighty fine. And we got so blest this year when ow house flooded and ruined mommy’s chair and ow mattwess. All ow furiends came togedder and gave gween papers fur us to buy new. And we even got sum extwa stuffs, like dat gigantor pawdee box. Sis Lexi got sum pawsum steps dat hav been such a gweat big help fur her. And well, me luvs ‘em too. We won a foo contests this year and we hav sum gweat new toys and a fountain to help us dwink more water. And mommy even won an iPad Air da udder day in a drawin’. We awe indeed sum very blest kitty girls.

So now to ow wish list. Sure hope you can manage it, we know we hav sum purretty big requests, but mommy sez it’s okay, it never hurts to ask. Firstly, weez lost a lot of sweet kitty and anipal furiends this past year to illnesses and accidents and such. Their hoomans sure miss ‘em sumfin’ pawful and wuld sure like a little sign dat they be okay and maybe even dat they be lookin’ out fur all of us.

And we hav so many more furiends this year than last cuz as you see weez joined da blogosphere too; and so many of ow furiends be sick and hurtin’. Now we know you not be God and can’t heal anypawdy, but maybe you kuld giv Him an ask. And maybe you kuld see ‘bout gettin’ their hoomans da gween papers to help make them better. And so many of ow furiends don’t hav very much so maybe you kuld slip a foo gween papers to their hoomans and a furesh new toy in their stockings just fur them. No matter what anypawdy sez, they’ve all been good this year. Weez weally wuld like all ow furiends to get everyfin’ they want and need.

And now to da shelter and rescue kitties and anipals. We know askin’ to find all of them luvvin’ furever homes is a big undertakin’, but weez still gunna ask. And ifin not a furever home then maybe foster homes. We just wish we lived in a world dat had no need of shelters or rescues. We just want them all to know da luv of a special hooman, da warmff of dat hoomans hand stwokin’ their furs and a luvvin’ soft voice callin’ their name. A soft bed to sleep in and a comfurtin’ lap to nap in. We wuld also like to ask dat yous bwing all those kitties and anipals their own new toy to take wiff them to their furever homes. And fur all those hoo can’t go to furever homes or foster homes fur Christmas, purrlease giv them a warm blanky to lie on and company so they not be alone. We awe so lucky to hav such a pawsum luvvin’ mommy and furever home, and we just want all da anipals to hav da same fing. And purrlease ask da shelters to quit killin’ da hellffy kitties and anipals and giv ‘em a chance to find their special hoomans.

And now to da ferals, abandoned and furgotten by most. Kuld you purrlease look after them. Ifin you see any dat don’t hav a care taker kuld ya’ pick ‘em up and dwop ‘em wiff a good one. We know dat they don’t twust enuff to want to be petted , but we so want them to hav food in their bellies and a warm place to sleep and be safe and a sweet voice dat calls fur them so maybe sumday they can learn to twust enuff to weceive da hands on luv we hav. And kuld ya’ giv all those dat care fur da ferals a foo gween papers and sum of those pawsum heated sleepin’ quarters. Maybe sum blankys and of course sum noms. And kuld ya’ pass along ow fanks to them fur all da work they do? We sure wuld purreciate it.

Now on to us. Well ifin you look back over yous letter here you see dat we hav all we need. We hav a wunnewful luvvin’ mommy, a warm furever home and quite a bit of new stuffs. We awe down wight billionaires in luv and furiends and framly. Lexi and me boff hav full bellies and tweats too. We hav a warm, soft, dwy bed to sleep in and a comfurtin’ lap called mommy to nap on. We hav sum amazin’ toys and nip and even sum silvervine. (Which reminds me, ow furiend Nissy sure wuld like sum new nip.) Mommy sez wiff girls like us she kuldn’t magine wantin’ anyfin’ more. So me reckons we not need anyfin’ again this year Mr. Paws. Weez been so blest fwuout da year and mommy takes weally good care of us dat you can pass on by us this year. But ifin yous kuld pawssibly get to ow furiends and da homeless and ferals we sure wuld be gwateful. We sure don’t mean to sound gweedy, there’s just a lot of need out there, and we wuld very much like everypawdy, kitty and anipal to hav a Merry Christmas and everyday after. Fanks fur readin’ ow letter.

Your furiends,

Deztinee and Alexandra High

If We Only Had Thumbs

Well we shared an oldie but always funny goody wiff you all yesfurday and weez so glad yous all had a gweat laff. We all need to laff ever once in a while and mommy’s a good sport and can laff at hers selff. At least most of da time. MOL Altho’ we wealized after postin’ we furgot to tell you all dat this story wuz fwum 2011. Lexi had shared it on hers facebook page afur we had da blog, but it is so funny dat we just had to share it wiff you all here. (See sis Lexi stawted out hers page and told stories year by year fwum da time she wuz born.) So altho’ there wuldn’t hav been fotos even ifin it wuz yesfurday cuz alas, we hav no fumms, we didn’t even hav a digital camewa in 2011. And da 35 mm we had didn’t hav film, and again, Lexi and me hav no fumms. Me will tell ya’ dat mommy never wanted to be in da spotlight here, but it weally works out well fur her cuz she be da only one dat can work da flashy box. So there’s no danger of hers face bein’ splattered all over meez blog. Least not till they develop a camewa fur us cats. And when dat happens me finks there will be a line of awnties wantin’ to buy us one so they can see all da stupid stuffs mommy duz.

So anyways, Sunday wuz such a purretty day here. Da sun wuz shinin’, it wuz in da 80’s and mommy wuz sittin’ wound in hers shorts wiff da a/c goin’. And then we went to bed and got up Monday fureezin ow little tooshies off. Okay, so maybe nopawdy in this house has little tooshies and maybe they wusn’t fureezin’ off, but it wuz sum kinda cold here. We woke up to 21 degwees. Me will just tell yous it’s not posed to be dat cold here yet. And it’s not just here. Me catness, sum of you alweady hav snow. We just can’t magine alweady gettin’ da snow. Me just hates da snow. And yep me has been out in it afur. It wuz quite by accident, but me wuz IN DA SNOW!!! Me will tell ya’ ‘bout dat sumtime. You will get a gweat laff over dat one too. Mommy might be able to laff at hers selff, but meez not so sure me can laff at meez selff as well. But ifin me dusn’t agwee to tell you ‘bout it sis Lexi will just hijack meez blog and she’ll tell ya’ all ‘bout it.

It turns out a foo of ow furiends did go out shoppin’ on Black Furiday and swear they got sum good deals. A foo of ya’ went out to da gwocery stores and had no purrawlem. Yous know da gwocers haven’t learned yet to take advantage of Black Furiday. Can you magine a Black Furiday sale at da gwocery? Like milk be $4.95 here wegular, and we told ya’ now dat da sales awen’t weally sales anymore, so da gwocer puts out an ad dat reads; Milk 2 gals. fur $10.00. Do you know dat da store wuld be packed and peeps linin’ up wound da block to get it?. And da store be makin’ .10 cents more than they normally do. MOL This Black Furiday fing is way outta contwol. Mommy had intended to take Cyber Monday off and just “unplug”, but she decided she didn’t wanna get dat faw behind. So we logged on and visited as much as we kuld. Ow innewnet wuz runnin’ purretty slow wound here. Dat means a lot of peeps wound us wuz shop, shop, shoppin’ away.

Me will tell you a little secwet. Mommy did sum lookin’ hers selff. Member back duwin’ da fundwaiser when mommy got a gift cawd and wuz told to buy sumfin’ fwivolous? Okay, so mommy looked up da definition of fwivolous (hers hasn’t dun anyfin’ like it in so long she didn’t member what it wuz), and then did a little lookin’ wound hers selff. But alas, she didn’t take da leap. She sed da sales will weally be sales after Christmas, and then she can get da bestest deal fur hers munny. Me did tell you dat meez mommy can stwetch a dollaw so faw yous kuld see fwu it wight? Well, dat’s how. She never sez, “Oh, I would really like to have that,” and then buys it. Stead she sez, “wow, I would really like to have that, but what do the girls need?” Or, “What do we need for blogging and Facebook?” Mommy wrote down camewa battewies, and memowy cawds, and nip papers, and udder fings like dat. Altho’ she will do as instwucted, cuz dat’s da udder fing ‘bout meez mommy, ifin she’s given munny and told what to spend it on dat’s zackly what she duz. So, look fur a fwivolously bought sumfin’ posty after Christmas. And Lexi and me awe so happy ‘bout dat. Mommy dusn’t do it enuff. Her luvs us sumtimes too much. When mommy sez weez be hers world, she weally means it. And of course we be glad ‘bout dat and mommy be ow world too, but sumtimes mommies need a little mommy only time. And ow mommy dusn’t weally do dat.

Anyways, awe you all weady fur Christmas? It’s gunna be here in 22 days. Weez gunna be writin’ ow letter to dat Santa purrsun soon. There awe so many in need this year, we sure hope hims can help out. Fur all of ya’ in da cold, stay warm and safe. Well meez gunna wrap it up fur now and go and check on da sis Lexi and da firplace. Maybe she’s warmed up enuff to play a bit.

Till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi

Till da nex time…………………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi

So, till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi

Dear Mr. Santa Paws,

Your furiends,

Deztinee and Alexandra High

Till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses

Dezi and Lexi