Dezi: Meowllo evewypawdy. Hope y’all enjoyed yous weekend. Weez had planned to shawe anudder kitty in need tuday, but fings didn’t turn out quite like they wuz posed too. Weez workin’ on a new plan, just bear wiff us. As you all know, weez in da motel now and havin’ a little “vacation”. But yous wanna know what mommy furgot? Do ya’? Well, let me just tell yous anyways. Mommy went off and left da pawdee box scooper and most of ow good toys. Yous shulda seen mommy twyin’ to clean da pawdee box wiff those cheap plastic cups they leave fur yous in motel rooms. Yous know da kind. Da ones dat makes evewypawdy da ‘cwedible hulk; cuz da slightest purressure will cause them to collapse. And of course ow toys awe purrawly safer bein’ locked up in fwunt of ow pawtment cuz me dusn’t cawe how clean da room is, mommy ain’t crawlin’ wound on da floor here to dig ow toys out fwum under da bed.
Hers did bwing a foo milk jug rings (just cuz weez happen to dwop ‘em in hers purrse all da time, and her bwought a bird on a wire type toy. Mommy also furgot to bwing a spoon fur dippin’ da food outta da cans, but hers got one at da Denny’s a foo doors ovew.
- Meez on da porch waitin’ fur sis Lexi to join me.
Lexi: Yeah and herz furgawdid to bring minez Barley Cat Dezi. Don’t furgit ‘bout dat. No Barley Cat fur me til weez git back home. Cuz by da time mommy gawdid rownd diz meownin’ it wuz purrawlee too layt to goze back home and git it. Deyz purrawlee dun pact it away on da truck. Mommy better beez glad it still beez warm out and nawt pozt too rayn, or minez arfur-itiz wuld beez aktin’ up sumpin’ pawful.
Dezi: Yep Lexi hers furgot yous Barley Cat, but at least hers did member to bwing da big ole bag o tweats, me saw ’em. And hers sed dat she wuz gunna run ovew to da wally world today and get anudder scoop. Mommy sed a kupple of furiends sent hers a foo cash dollaws and so she’s gunna spend sum of it on us. She also sed she’s wuld look fur yous sum arfur-itis tweats to tide yous ovew, even ifin hers has to go to da Petco.
Lexi: Dat she did Dezi, dat she did. I’z noze mommy will awlwayz tayk grayt kayr of us. Oh yeah I’z furgawdid. Speakin’ ob taykin’ kayr ob us, weez had da golden archez fur dinner lazt nite. Youz noze mommy gawdid a gift kard soz herz gawdid da bacon burger soz weez kuld habz sum bacon. It wuz deeeeeelishuz.
- Weez boff here and weady to go. Da neighbors awe wavin’ at us.
Dezi: Oh Lexi it suwe wuz. And hers purromised to giv us sum fur bwekky evewy meownin’ weez here. Since hers gets a fwee bwekky here at da Denny’s, hers sed we kuld hav da bacon. Me bets sweet Sammy and sweet Travis be weally jealous of us. And mommy got a coupon fur a fwee meal at da IHOP wight afur weez unplugged da purrinter. Well anyways, mommy twied to take a video of us dwivin’ ovew, but it’s gettin’ dawker earlier and since weez had to wait till check in time afur weez kuld come over, da video was just black. And of course mommy wuz twyin’ to do it wiff one hand while twyin’ to dwive down da road. Ow mommy not be nearly as sofisticated as Fozziemum.
Dezi: Oh yeah wanna know what else? See mommy’s not da social butterfly of ow pawtemnt complex, and there’s a foo folks there (most of them awe gone now) includin’ da manager of course hoo don’t like mommy. And they lie ‘bout her and say bad fings ‘bout her. Well duwin’ all this mess mommy met a foo of da tenants hoo had lissened to da manager and da udder peeps say bad fings and they believed ‘em and didn’t like mommy cuz of it. Well, ovew da past week, sevewal of them hav come to mommy and pawlogized to hers fur believin’ da nasties dat they hav been told, and bein’ mean to hers. They sed dat mommy wuz vewy sweet and nice and not at all like they had been led to believ. Now of course meez mommy be a little suspicious, but this wuz fur da weals. They hav been dun dirty and hawassed by da manager now too, and so they opened up to meet mommy and found hers a gweat purrsun. So now there’s a foo mowe fighters at da complex. Hopefully afur long weez can dwive da manager off, or get hers fiwed one. Weez not cawe which, so long as she ain’t bullyin’ anypawdy anymowe!!!
- Weez in da caw and weady to take off.
Lexi: Datz rite Dezi dey shur did. And sebrul of dem helped mommy load da kar soz weez kuld leeb yesfurday. Anywayz, weez nawt habz lawtz of fotoz cuz mommy wuz tired and lawtz of ‘em didn’t tern owt soz good. (da video fur inzstunz) But mommy habz da kamruz owt and habz bin flashin’ us sinz weez gawdid too da motel. Which by da way, da veep of da manujmint kumpnee had reserbed us a king size room. But when weez gawdid heer deyz hadn’t rowdid down dat mommy had Service Cats, and deyz onlee had upstayrz roomz avaylabull, soz weez downgraydid too a Queen. Itz nawt az big and duzn’t habz da taybul and chayrs, but mommy sez it beez reel nize and weez jiz gunna stay heer sted of moobin’ tuday. (dat’z what dey wuz gunna doo wiff us). We beez kloze too da awfiz and da net serber and Denny’s and mommy duzn’t need da taybul and chayrz and we don’t need a king size bed sinz weez onlee uze a korner ob it anyways. Herz sed diz beez a grayt room and weez like it too.
- Lot’s of yous hav asked how da stwoller goes in da caw, so weez fawt we wuld show yous a foto of us in da caw, but it’s a shot of da stwoller and not us. (we be in there tho’)
Dezi: Yep Lexi this be a fine room and weez gunna just stay here. Mommy sed da nex move wuz gunna be back into ow pawtment. Well weez gunna go fur now, but weez will be visitin’ as much as we can this week, so be patient wiff us, weez gunna twy not to get behind again. Hope yous hav a pawsum and Blest Munday.
- Weez in da motel now and waitin’ to get outta da stwoller and explore.
Till da nex time………………Be Blest!!!
Service Cats U.S. 