OMC this week is alweady almost ovew. Can you believ it? We suwe can’t. Just like we can’t hawdly believ this year is almost ovew.
Well all day Wednesday wuz gway and da heavens wumbled and gwumbled all day long. It wuz da longest day weez had in a long time. Yous all know me not like it when God goes bowlin’ (what we call storms) cuz it makes me a little scawed. And dat means me dusn’t do meez job as well as me shuld. Yous know me wants to look after mommy but me also wants to hide. Well as yous know mommy has twied da fundershirt on me afur and dat dusn’t work at all. But hers got to finkin’. (Yes dat can sumtimes be dangewous) but hers got to finkin’ dat meez used to wearin’ meez hawness and in theowy at least it’s a lot like da fundershirt, so mommy put on meez new hawness fur me to wear wound today. Yous know what? Me luvs meez knew hawness so much dat me just played and napped and looked after mommy and ignowed all da wumblins in da heavens. Okay, at least most of da wumblins. Fanks mommy, dat wuz a purretty good idea. (She has them sumtimes)
Mommy suwe duz luv me, and me luvs her too.
Meez lookin’ out fur mommy.
Well anyways weez know weez sed no mowe updates til weez in da motel, but weez just can’t hold onto this. Today Cayla da snoopervisor hoo wuz so ugly to mommy da udder day; called mommy and asked vewy nicely ifin weez had ceilin’ fans. Mommy of course told hers no cuz we don’t. This is just a basic pawtment dat wuz fwown up wiffout amenities. Mommy tells hers dat she wuld luv ceilin’ fans, and asked ifin she wuz gettin’ ceilin’ fans, and Cayla sed coyly, “ma___by” (wiff a lilt in hers voice). Then she told mommy dat she wuz twyin’ to get evewyfin’ ordered so they wuld hav it all fur when they be workin’ on mommy’s pawtment. Weez weally might be comin’ home to an all new pawtment. OMC Wuldn’t dat be wunnewful.
Notice meez got da nip nana and da nip cigaw wight here. MOL
Now me also has a question fur yous. But afur meez asks, me wants to say dat weez not fink yous wuz complainin’ or puttin’ us down at all, but maybe mommys finkin’ be wong on this so weez fawt weez wuld ask those dat wuld be impacted by it, ow readers. So here be da question, Wuld yous like to see mowe fotos on meez bloggy. Mommy assumes (not a good fing to do) dat yous wuldn’t wanna wade fwu a lot of fotos on a wordy posty. Dat’s why weez only put up 1 or 2. So purrlease let me know what yous fink. Weez do twy to fink of yous all when we write. Well weez not gunna keep yous today, but weez do look furward to hearin’ yous wesponse. Now back to da wumblin’ and grumblin’ cuz it’s happenin’ today too.
OMC what a day weez had. Well yous all fink based on yesfurdays posty dat weez be in da motel and ow cawpet is bein’ installed. Well as weez told yous afur, weez not be liaws and weez will always tell da twuff on meez bloggy to da bestest of ow ability. But when udder peeps be involved sumtimes da twuff we told turns out not to be cuz of da udder peeps. We awe still in ow pawtment and da cawpet’s not bein’ weplaced. But afur yous lose it, wait’ll yous hear ow update. Since weez shawin’ mowe update news (we hope not too many mowe) then me fawt me wuld shawe meez latest video wiff yous fur sum comic welief.
Ifin yous can’t see da video, click here to go to YouTube.
As we told yous yesfurday mommy had been workin’ on an email dat wuld lay down da law so to speak. Well hers got it witten and sent so they wuld all get it when they walked into da office. And then today, mommy stawted callin’ all da peeps hers kuld find. All da newspapers, t.v. stations, guvewnment agencies, etc.. Hers left message after message, and then wound 4 p.m. hers got a hold of da ADA (Americans wiff disablity peeps) Hers wuz havin a chat wiff hers ‘bout da situation when da fone stawted wingin’ and wingin’. So after mommy got off da fone she checked da voice mail and heard a kupple calls fwum Louis (da snoopervisors, snoopervisor) and a call fwum Cayla (da snoopervisor) So mommy called Cayla back as she be da only one dat left a nummew and da nummew weez had fur da management company sed weez had da wong nummer. So mommy calls Cayla and hers asked mommy (not vewy nicely) ifin hers wanted da pawtment painted. So mommy splained da paintin’ fing again, and Cayla sed, “let me call Louis and let him call you and discuss all this with you.”
So a foo minutes later Louis called mommy and sed dat hims wanted to fank mommy fur bein’ such a loyal tenant. And hims wanted to reward hers wiff a whole new pawtment. Hims wanted to paint and weplace da cawpets and da tiles and put cawpet where there’s cawpet and these (fake wood) planks where there be tiles. And they wuz gunna hire da movers to pack, move and store and then put back all of our stuff and put us up in our choice of motel fur da duwation. Hims sed hims wanted to do this to show mommy how much hims purreciated all da years of hers exemplary tenancy. (yeah wight, it’s cuz of hers fightin’ and callin’ ‘em on da cawpet <pawdun da pun> and sicin’ Housing on ‘em– altho’ mommy is an exemplary tenant) Mommy dusn’t cawe, hers just wants it dun. Weez lived here 11 years and da pawtment wusn’t painted, cleaned or wepaired when weez moved in, so weez do deserve it. Hims sed when we come home fwum da motel weez will come home to a bootyful fwesh new pawtment. OMC this guy shuld sell women’s shoes, or used caws.
Anyways, hims has da floorin’ peeps scheduled and da movers, and da motel bein’ weserved. Pendin’ on when da movers purrfur, weez will eevew be goin’ to da motel this weekend on Caturday or Sunday and comin’ home eevew Wednesday or Fursday of nex week. This time be no joke. Da Housin’ lady will be back in da office this Fursday and hers gunna wanna hav a purrogwess weport of case closed or da exact dates it will be dun so hers can come out and do an inspection. And of course mommy be dun purrlayin’ and accommodatin’ ‘em. So this time it weally be happenin’. Da nex update yous will hear (paws cwossed) will be us in da motel and then us wiff fotos of da “new pawtment”. Oh and at sum point weez will post an update dat mommy got a new chair to sit in. Even tho’ da cawpet’s gunna be new and clean, it’s still da floor and gunna be hawd on mommy so hers gunna hav to get a chair.
Anyways,weez needed to splain why weez not be in da motel and not gettin’ cawpet now and giv yous all da good news. Weez purreciate all of yous support, well wishes, purrs and purrayers. keep ‘em up as da job’s not ovew yet, but weez awe on da wight twack at this point. And they’ve gone back to da owiginal plan.
Meez fawt me wuld show yous a foto of how spoiled sis Lexi be. Weez hav da bestest mommy in da univewse. Mommy took this foto yefurday while makin’ ow dinner. As yous know Lexi be gettin’ on in years and hers gets along gweat since mommy put hers on da Barley Cat, but why wuld she jump up on sumfin’ ifin mommy kuld pick hers up and put hers where she wants to be. (she can get in da chair by hers selff, yous notice she be taller than da seat and she’s not even standin’ all da way stwaight. hehehe But she duz need help gettin’ up on sum of da fings in da house, specially da bed).
Well how awe yous all duin’ today? Suwe hope yous enjoyed yesfurday’s blog posty. Wusn’t Tennyson a gweat mancat? Meez suwe hopes yous all shawed hims so he can find hims furevew home soon. See weez wanted to do sumfin’ to help kitties and since mommy can no longer foster cuz of where weez live, and wiff all dat’s been goin’ on lately hers hasn’t been able to volunteer wiff da spay/neuter clinic, so weez ‘cided to shawe a kitty hoo needs a home evewy week. Weez weally ‘cited ‘bout this and hope yous awe too. Weez also wanna fank yous up fwunt fur shawin’ ‘em each week. Ifin weez all band tugedder and shawe fur each udder then maybe, just maybe weez can find a lot of kitties their furevew homes.
Fanks fur all yous luv and support.
Now fur da yucky pawt of meez posty. An update ‘bout ow pawtment situation. So last week weez sent management an email and cc’d evewypawdy includin’ da Housin’ authowity and put them on notice dat this was an emergency and dat they wuz violatin’ mommys fair housin’ status cuz of hers disablity due to da condition of da pawtment and their lack of action. (they hav weplaced all floors in da next door pawtment where da flood originated, boof times; and da one on da udder side of it since this all began) We also suggested da fair market value of ow pawtment shuld be adjusted. Dat means they shuld be gettin’ less munny. Well, what’d’ya’ know, they called us back Furiday meownin’ and wanted to schedule sumfin’ fur this week. Thweaten thier munny and get sum action. But they wuz still wantin’ mommy to find hers own place to go and pay fur it, and pack and move evewyfin’ hers selff. Well mommy put hers foot down and sed NO. Course it helps dat mommy be sick cuz hers can’t do nuffin’ wight now even ifin hers wuld.
So today at almost 6:30 p.m. da snoopervisor calls and tells mommy they awe gunna be weplacin’ da cawpets on Wednesday and puttin’ us in a motel Tuesday night (tonight) fwu Fursday meownin’. And dat managers and maint. men awe gunna be movin’ our stuff. But dat they awen’t gunna weplace da tiles in da kitchen, dinin’ room, and pawdee box room. Oh No she did not say dat to mommy after puttin’ hers on hold fur so long. Well………mommy kep hers cool (as she wuz bein’ taped, altho they don’t know mommy knew it) and informed her dat da job wuld not be completed til da tiles wuz weplaced as well. Cuz there wuz water under neaff ‘em and it seeps out evewy once in a while and reeks of uwine and is most likely growin’ mold.
Da idiot snoopervisor asked mommy what hers meant by contaminated. Mommy had alweady spelled it out in da email hers sent, but hers told da snoopervisor again ‘bout da neighbors dog who used da floor fur hims pawdee and dat hims had worms and God only knows what else. And dat nopawdy evew cleaned da floors ovew there cuz they had intended to weplace them. So then hers tells mommy dat hers wuld need mommy to put in writin’ dat she be wefusin’ da cawpet. And mommy sed she wusn’t wefusin’ da cawpet she’s just sayin’ dat this isn’t ovew and da job isn’t complete (and dat mommy’s gunna stay on them like white on rice) until da tiles be weplaced. Mommy also told hers dat she went to da doctor and hims gav hers antibiotics and sed till mommy not be bweathin’ in those germs anymowe hers wuldn’t get well. Mommy also told da snoopervisor that when da floor peeps wuz here they came to weplace ALL da floors not just da cawpet, and evewypawdy wuz aware of dat fact and so wuz Rural Development (Housing). She told mommy she wuld hav to get back to hers Tuesday (today). so maybe while yous be weadin’ this weez be twyin’ to figgew out how to make suwe dat management duz what they awe supposed to.
Da local manager has hawassed mommy evew since hers took ovew wantin’ mommy to get rid of sum of hers fings. (weez do hav quite a bit, but weez not be hoarders and Housin’ has inspected and sed evewyfin’ is fine) And they awe always wantin’ to take fotos of ow fings and mommy won’t let them. So weez got to figger out a way to say in an email dat puts them on notice, dat even tho’ weez not be here, they still can’t take fotos of our fings due to ow wight to purrivacy, and dat they awe financially wesponsible fur all ow fings since they not be movers wiff insuwance fur these kinds of fings. Cuz as yous know, movers hav insuwance dat covers damages when they pack and move stuff. Yous might hav to pay a bit extwa, but they hav it. And since weez not wesponsible fur any of this, weez not payin’ nuffin and weez not signin’ nuffin’ da weleases them.
Well this isn’t zackly da posty weez had wanted to make today, but weez know yous all been followin’ ow situation and purrayin’, purrin’, and sendin’ well wishes ow way so weez knew yous wuld wanna know what be goin’ on. Fanks fur all yous suppowt and purrlease keep up da purrayers, weez not on da udder side of this yet. Ifin any of yous hav any ideas ‘bout da wordin’ weez shuld use, email us fur suwe. Weez wuld fur suwe purreciate dat. Unfortunately weez not had anyword fwum legal aid and da lady fwum housin’ is outta da office till Fursday, so no help there eevew.
DEZI: Meowsy good Munday to yous all. Hope yous had a gweat weekend and awe weady to stawt da new week off wight. Weez told yous a while back dat we wuz workin’ on sum new fings fur meez bloggy, and so today weez wanna innewduce yous to a Facebook furiend Merlin’s Hope. They be a Ragdoll and Maine Coon rescue gwoup. Oh hoo we be kiddin’ they’s a cat wescue, so yous nevew know hoo yous might find there. Yous know kitty peeps like ‘em all. Big kitties, little kitties, fat kitties, skinny kitties (they be twyin’ to fatten ‘em up quick). Black kitties, white kitties, and evew color in ‘tween. Cat peeps just like cats.
LEXI: alrite Dezi can we git on wiff it now?
DEZI: yep sis, we can. Is hims weady?
LEXI: He’z redee. I’z wanna interduze youz to Tennyson. Y’all say a big howdy and make himz feel welkum.
Ain’t I handsum?
Tennyson: Thank you ladies. Meow everyone. I’m looking for my forever home where I can spend the rest of my life and share my purrs and meows and hopefully your bed. (looks down and shuffles feet and grins) The nice folks at Merlin’s Hope saved me from a high kill shelter in the Houston Tx area in February. Boy did I get lucky. And I’m hopin’ my luck holds out and you like me enough to bring me into your home and life. But I guess you wanna know a bit more about me don’t ya’. Well I’m ‘bout 3-5 years old and they’re callin’ me a Maine Coon, but they think I must have a bit of the Angora in me cuz of the soft as a rabbit’s fur I have. As you can see from my photos I’m white with greenish gold eyes and I’ve grown quite a bit since joining my lovely foster home here in Ennis Tx. I’m 100% prime Texas kitty lover boy. Adopt me and never be left alone to potty lonely again.
I’m a real Texas gentlemancat. I say purrlease and thank you.
While I do like my naps with the peeps or other kitties, I sure do enjoy chasing that feather wand. Are you up for playin’ with me? Maybe you have another kitty who needs a little company. I’d be just purrfect for that. I’ve been to the stabby place and I’m FIV/FeLV negative, vaccinated, and they stole some of my mancat parts. But I’m told it makes me a better mancat so I guess I won’t miss ‘em. (looks at his nether regions and shakes head) I’m tellin’ ya’ I’m all ready to go. All you have to do is love me, and of course meet the qualifications of my rescuers. I guess I’ll let the girls tell you all about that. Thanks for letting me be here and please share my photos and plea. Somebody out there wants me, don’t they?
DEZI: Yes they do Tennyson. All yous hav to do to adopt sweet Tennyson is live within drivin’ distance of Ennis Texas(how faw wuld go fur twu luv?). Fill out da adoption application, get appwoved, and pay hims $150.00 adoption fee. Contact melindahug65@wildblue.net fur da application and mowe infurmation. Yous can read more ‘bout him and watch hims video he made just fur you on hims Petfinder page and check out all da udder pawsum cats they hav. Merlin’s Hope is a not fur purrofit organization in da purrocess of obtainin’ 501c3 status. They hav a wish list in case yous might wanna help ‘em out. Meez knows they wuld purreciate it bunches.
LEXI: Jiz gibz eberpawdy da link awlredee sissy. Oh well I’z will.Goze by amazonand check it owt. Weez do purresheayt youz shayrin’ diz handsum boy and helpin’ to find himz a grayt home. Dezi, are youz gunna kloze owt?
DEZI: Yep me is. Suwe wuz nice meetin’ yous Tennyson. Hope yous get a furevew home soon. And fank yous all fur shawin’ hims. Til da nex time…………Be Blest!!!
Yous know kitty peeps like ‘em all. Big kitties, little kitties, fat kitties, skinny kitties (they be twyin’ to fatten ‘em up quick). Black kitties, white kitties, and evew color in ‘tween. Cat peeps just like cats. 
The nice folks at Merlin’s Hope saved me from a high kill shelter in the Houston Tx area in February. Boy did I get lucky. And I’m hopin’ my luck holds out and you like me enough to bring me into your home and life. But I guess you wanna know a bit more about me don’t ya’. Well I’m ‘bout 3-5 years old and they’re callin’ me a Maine Coon, but they think I must have a bit of the Angora in me cuz of the soft as a rabbit’s fur I have. As you can see from my photos I’m white with greenish gold eyes and I’ve grown quite a bit since joining my lovely foster home here in Ennis Tx. I’m 100% prime Texas kitty lover boy. Adopt me and never be 
I’m tellin’ ya’ I’m all ready to go. All you have to do is love me, and of course meet the qualifications of my rescuers. I guess I’ll let the girls tell you all about that. Thanks for letting me be here and please share my photos and plea. Somebody out there wants me, don’t they? 
Service Cats U.S. 