Well furiends meez suwe hope yous all enjoyed Shoppin’ wound da wowld. Meez suwe did. Meez wus supwised how close lots of da purrices wus dis time. And wiff dat outta da way, meez wants tu fank all of yous fuw bein’ so nice and meez pweshates evewpawdy dat wished meez mommy a happy Meowday. Mommy got a foo mowe cawds aftew wees had made meez posty Tuesday so meez gunna put dem all tugeddew dis weekend and post dem on meez sidebaw so dat yous can see dem all.
And meez wants tu fank meez good furiend and fellow Cat Scout Timmy. Go by and say hello. It wus cuz of Timmy and hims furmily dat meez started a blog in da fiwst place. Deys wus gunna hav a blog fuw guest witews so wees kuld all stay in contact cuz da site wees wus on wus havvin’ a bunch of purrawlems. Finkin’ dis wuld be fun and be sumfin’ fuw meez tu du like sis Lexi dus on facebook, meez told mommy meez wanted tu sign up. And den…oops. Da nex fing mommy knew meez had a blog and Deziz World wus bown. MOL Yous hav welkumed meez wiff such luv and furiendship dat makes meez feel all wawm and fuzzy inside. But of couwse as yous all know, meez still leawnin’.
Well meez kep gettin’ told meez needed a twittew account and dat meez needed tu tweet meez postys. So meez has a twittew account. Mommy took a nice purretty foto of meez tu post and der yous go. Meez wus all set, wight?? Well like most of yous meez got an email da uddew day fwum da Blogpaws community ’bout a chat and giv away. Finkin’ dis mite be a good oppurrtunity fuw meez tu leawn mowe ”bout twittew and blogpaws in genewal meez headed on ovew. Well fiwst fing meez found out wus dat meez wus an houw behind. Deys wus alweady goin’ stwong. So meez twied tu wead a bit tu see what wus hapunin’ and what deys wus talkin’ ’bout and 4 seconds latew der wus a baw at da top dat sed 26 new tweets. WHAT?????!!!!! So meez pawed da baw and fings popped up evewhewe. Meez finally sed hello, and suddenly mowe boxes stawted poppin’ up all ovew da place. Meez kuldn’t wead dem all. And da baw at da top sez 17 new tweets. Meez got a new followew and meez wus twyin’ tu figgew out how tu follow hims and hims box disappeawed and a new box popped up. Da new box followed meez and now ders 60 new tweets in da baw at da top. Meez finally sed hello (meez finks) tu sumpawdys box (not suwe hoo) and anuddew box popped up and sed don’t fuwget tu use hashtags and “?” (don’t membew) and blogpaws chat. So meez twyin’ tu wespond and tell dem okay (like meez knew what meez wus okayin’), and when meez pawed #Blogpaws chat meeez kuldn’t paw da tweet button anymowe. Meez finally leawned tu paw, paw, paw weally fast aftew usin’ dat pound sign so dat da message wuld go fwu. Meez guesses dat at sum point meez wus hittin’ da tweet button.
Well by now da baw acwoss da top had so many new tweets, and evewpawdy wus sayin’ bye and goodnite. OMC da houw wus ovew and meez didn’t even know what had hapund. Meez twied aftew it wus all ovew tu wead evewfin but it wus all jibbewish. Pawtly due tu all da # and @ and dis name and dat name. Der wus sum wunnewful people or kittys or doggys meez not suwe dat wus twyin’ tu wally suppowt fuw da newby (meez). And uddews wespondin’ by tellin’ meez tu hang in der and tu just jump intu a convewsation. Hmmph Convewsation?? Meez didn’t say nuffin and nopawdy wus talkin’ tu meez so meez still dusn’t know what convewsation dey wus talkin’ ’bout. Meez knows dat ‘putews and chats awe da way fings awe dun these days, but meez finks like mommy dus, a convewsation is sumfin dat people/kittys hav when deys speak tu each uddew. A fluwwy of boxes and postys and #’s and @’s dusn’t make a convewsation, dus it?? All meez knows fuw suwe is dat meez dusn’t know anyfin’ ’bout twittew. Meez mommy eyes awe tu old and meez paws awe tu fluffy tu keep up der. MOL Ifin any of yous wus der da uddew nite and meez didn’t say hey, sowwy and “hey”. And ifin any of yous followed meez and meez didn’t follow back, sowwy and let meez know so meez can wectify dat. OMC Whewe’s da leawnin’ cuwve fuw twittew?? MOL
- Meez finks dis is so cool. Meez looks like ‘lectwicity. MOL
Til da nex time……Hav a Pawsum day!!!
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