Hey dearest furiends, how are ya’? We had storms early in the week, but by mommy’s birthday, all was calm and hot. Mommy wanted us to say a meowsy big thanky thank you to everypawdy who wished her birthday wishes. They really made her day that much more special. She splurged and bought some Dunkin’ extra extra coffee creamer fur her morning cup of joe. She stretches them out and gets 2 cups out of each of them. She says it’s like getting 48 creamers instead of 24.
Hey dearest furiends, it’s soooooooo good to see ya’ll. I’s gotta tell ya’, I’s wan’t so sure we’d actually be here today. Why you ask? Well, as most of ya’ know, Thursday was mommy’s birthday. It’s not like she had big plans or anything; but, she does like to spend it just enjoying us and watching movies on the tube. Well, things were going purretty well fur the most pawrt. We were under a tornado watch, it was storming outside a bit and hurricane Zebby was raging inside, but it wasn’t really a big deal. Till that is about 8:30 that evening. Mommy was just about to fix her something fur dinner. It was a balmy 90° when suddenly the power went out. A bolt of lightning sparked past that penetrated our blackout curtains and what followed was pure horror.
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