Mommys’ Little Mess (es)

Well meez fawt since it wus da weekend yous mite enjoy havin’ a little laff.  And findin’ out dat ow duties awe not all sombew and wowky.  Aftew all mommy sez ifin yous can’t laff at yous selff den you’s bound tu be da subject of many jokes.  So meez told yous last ’bout meez and Lexi bwingin’ mommy small items of food and uddew fings.  And meez bwiefly mentioned dat mommy had a special day comin’ up.  Which by da way, shes has a special day comin’ up soon now tu.  Anyways, back tu da special day yeaws ago.  As meez told yous sis Lexi wus awawe dat mommys day wus just wound da cownew and so wees decided tu tweat mommy special fuw a day. Now twuff is, us kittys don’t know what day of da week it is. Wees can’t wead da clock or da calendaw, so fuw us it didn’t mattew ifin it wus on mommys day or just any day. Oooops, meez gotta back up a bit. Meez fuwgot tu tell yous dat wees sleep in/on da bed wiff mommy.  As a mattew of fact, mommy can’t sleep at all ifin wees not in/on da bed wiff hers.  When wees get up in da nite tu go tu da pawdee box, mommy wakes up.  Hers dusn’t get up (purrawly kuldn’t walk ifin hers wanted tu), but hers wakes up (a little); and shes dusn’t nod back off til wees join hers again in/on da bed.  Okay, so Lexi and meez decided dat wees wus gunna make mommys’ meownin special fuw hers special day. 

 

So wees all went tu bed and nodded off.  A little latew Lexi stawted pawin’ at meez and me woke up and looked at hers.  Shes kwitely meowed fuw meez tu come wiff hers and wees boff kwitely jumped off da bed and headed fuw da kitchen.  When wees got der Lexi jumped up on da table and stwetched cwoss da chaiw tu da cabinet and stawted tu paw at da cwackew box.  Den shes lost hers balance and fell tu da chaiw. (not vewy faw down, and shes wusn’t huwt). But it did make nuff noise dat mommy stawted callin’ fuw us.  Meez wan back tu da bed and Lexi wan tu da pawdee box woom and stawwted sscwatchin’ da pawdee box.  Meez laid nex tu mommy and stawted massagin’ hers.  Wees kuld boff heaw Lexi scwatchin’ at da pawdee box, so wees just waited. Finally Lexi joined us and  amidst da purrin, soon mommy wus off tu sleep again.  So Lexi and meez wus off tu da kitchen.  Again Lexi stawted tu paw da cwackew box, and it fell tu da floow.  Meez went ovew and stawwted pawin’ at da box, and den meez heawd mommy mumble. By dis time Lexi had moved ovew tu da box of canned cokes, and wus diggin’ in it. Fwaid dat mommy wus gunna wake up meez wanned back tu da bed and wight nex tu mommy. Meez waited a foo minutes and den Lexi appeawed in da doow way and shes looked waddew  purrtewbed.  So meez got down and back tu da kitchen wees went.  Meez continued tu paw at da cwackew box and Lexi contiued tu dig in da coke box.  Wees had plans of takin’ mommy bwekky in bed.

 So, til da nex time, yous will hav tu wunnew ’bout mommys’ little mess. mol

Hav a pawsum Catuwday!!

 

Wees all weady fuw bed. Tuwn da camewa off mommy.
Wees all weady fuw bed. Tuwn da camewa and da T.V. off mommy. ♥

 

 

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Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥  

Dezi

49 thoughts on “Mommys’ Little Mess (es)

  1. I tuck my human in—I tell her when to come to bed and if she’s sitting up late reading or watching Claw and Order, I come get her and flap my tail and lead her to the bedroom!

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    1. OMC Meowsy good fuw yous. Wees tell mommy when hers shuld go tu bed, but wees du like fuw hers tu cawwy us tu bed. 🙂

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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        1. MOL Wees like tu be wiff mommy and so wees just stay when hers takes us tu bed. And wait fuw hers ttu finish purrayin’ fuw us and den wees all dwift off tu sleep. ♥

          Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

          Dezi

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            1. Aaaaaww Dat’s so pawsum. Mommy lays hands on us evewday and purrays fuw us and all ow furiends and wees luv it. Wees just sit der or lay der and purr.

              Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

              Dezi

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    1. Yep awnty Sarah wees twy evew chance wees get tu make hers feel special, and wees knows shes pweshates it. Wees be a vewy blest furmily. 🙂

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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    1. Yep Athena ow mommy’s da same way. Kittys hav amazin’ healin’ powews. Bet yous mommy is vewy glad tu hav yous and meez knows shes luvs yous bunches. Hav a Pawsum day!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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  2. You girls are so thoughtful and take such good care of your mommy. Can’t wait to hear the rest of the story!

    You are both looking very beautiful in that photo!

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    1. Fank yous wees du twy. MOL And fank yous again. Wees luv sleepin wiff mommy, wees just fink der’s a time fuw fotos and a time fuw sleepin’. MOL

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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    1. Fank yous. Dat’s da bestest place tu sleep isn’t it?? Hoo wuld wanna sleep anywhewe els?? MOL Hav a Pawsum day!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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  3. Love this story. Can’t wait to hear it all.

    Hope you all had a good day.

    Luv you. Hugs and kisses.

    Mary

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    1. Fanks awnty Mary. Meez so glad tu be tellin’ it fwum meez point of view. MOL Hav a Pawsum evenn’!! 😀

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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    1. MOL Yous laff, but mommy dusn’t usually eat much, specially fuw bwekky, and when hers dus; coke and cwackews awe ’bout da size of it. MOL Whewe du yous fink wees got da idea?? 😀 Hav a Pawsum day!!

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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  4. I do not usually sleep with my Human. I don’t entirely trust her. Sometimes I surprise her and when she wakes up there I am at the corner of the bed, watching her. She actually thinks that’s a little creepy, MOL!

    Crackers and Coke? I think you girls should find out where she keeps the milk and the toonas, ha ha meow!

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    1. MOL Meez suwe yous just admiwin’ yous hoomans booty while shes sleeps. And purrawly wishin’ shes wuld huwwy up and get up and get yous bwekky.

      As fuw da milk and toonas. MOL Mommy dusn’t hav toona. Wees don’t weally eat fish. Wees du get sum of da toona flakes evew once in a while as tweats, but wees du purrfur fweeze dwied chicken. And milk is vewy spensiv so mommy dusn’t buy dat vewy offen eevew. MOL So coke and cwackers is a weal win. 🙂

      Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥

      Dezi

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