Well here it is Wednesday and weez just now gettin’ anudder blog posty out. Wiff all dat’s been goin’ on lately me guesses me shuld giv mommy a bweak and be glad hers helps me get a posty out a foo times a week huh?. After all, how many peeps and kittys out there can say they’ve had their house flooded 3 times in one munff? Huh? How many? Betcha not many. So here we awe wiff still wet cawpet and stuff and boxes and furniture evewywhere but where it’s posed to be. At least da owner of da movin’ and storin’ company came yesfurday so hims kuld giv da management company a cost to pack and store ow fings while they paint and lay da floors. Dat’s sumfin’ isn’t it? Mommy’s ‘bout to go cwazy and maybe even a little postal. 
Da management company’s posed to put us up in a motel while they do all this work.
Anyways we told you we had a funny to tell yous. Now we know sum of yous might not find it so funny, but member weez twyin’ to find fings to laff at so weez not cwyin’ constantly. And mind yous nopawdy wuz in any actual danger at any time. Well ‘cept maybe mommy. But hers is purretty clever hers selff and she sez she wusn’t in danger eevew. So here goes. Mommy has a case manager dat comes to “visit” once a munff. And so mommy got to lookin’ at hers bwoke chair and fawt she might be able to rig it so it wuld work fur hers to sit in stead of da floor. (or makin’ da case manager sit on da wet floor) Dat’s meez mommy fur yous, always finkin’ ‘bout what sumpawdy might fink of hers. So mommy played wound a bit and finally got da chair sittin’ up off da floor. Hers sat down and heard da rotted wood cweak, but fawt ifin hers wuz gentle it wuld hold. So case manager got here and meez rolled wound da wet fllor showin’ off and mommy sat evew so gently in hers chair and da case manager sat on mommys piano bench. She’s one of those petite little girlys. Well they filled out all da papers and mommy answered all da questions and case manager left.
Mommy wus enjoyin’ not havin’ to sit on da wet floor so much hers continued to gently sit in da rotted and broken chair. Meez had gone to da back to take a little nap after showin’ off, and woke up fwum a “bad” dweam and found meselff alone. Natuwally meez ran full speed ahead wound da maze dat is our house and leapt right up in mommys lap. Of course mommy heard me comin’ so hers had put hers awms out to catch me. this be sumfin’ me duz a lot so mommy’s gotten weally good at catchin’ me. Well me knows me has told yous all offen dat me be a vewy big girl. And well…….dat 30 extwa pounds at high speed dat wuz me wuz a little too much fur mommys bwoken rotted chair. Cus no sooner than mommy had caugght me and leaned forward to make suwe ifin anyfin’ happened me wuld be okay, da chair went……CRASH!!! And meez not talkin’ ‘bout no little cwash. Dat chair plopped wight stwaight down and da rotted wood bwoke and came wight up fwu da rotted matewial on da awm of da chair. Meez takes off runnin’ down da hall afur weez even hit da floor, and mommy stawted wavin’ hers awms da way she duz, and hollewin’, “Danger, Danger, Dezi, Lexi!! Stay Back!!” Stay back? Yeah like we wuz goin’ anywhere near dat in da first place. It sounded like a sonic boom or sumfin’. (no fotos, as yous might magine mommy wuz mowe concerned wiff our safety and her own)
But meez not fink mommy’s gunna be able to purrop dat fing up again. Oh well, me sez good widdence to bad rubbish. Da chair got so wet it smells anyways. Yous wuld fink she wuld twy to haul it off. Well anyways, mommy wuz flailin’ hers awms evewywhere and yellin’ and Lexi and me wuz boff standin’ in da bedroom door lookin’ down da hall. When mommy wealized we wusn’t comin’ anywhere near da chair, hers face told da whole story. You kuld tell she wanted to cwy, but instead, hers just busted out laffin’. 
Yep, da rollin’ in da floor giv yous selff a belly ache kinda laffin’. Dat’s meez mommy. She sez ifin yous can’t laff at yous selff then evewypawdy els is gunna be laffin’ at yous. And also dat life be too short to take evewyfin’ so serious.
Mommy’s gotten purretty used to da floor this past week as we can’t get da wheel chair wound da house cuz of all da boxes and misplaced furniture. But dat’s a whole nudder stowwy fur anudder time.
Me did get to go on da cat scout quest, and only missed pawts of a foo fings. But me wuz able to catch up purretty quick when we got back there. Let me tell yous sumfin’. Dat Den Master be sneaky clever and made this quest kinda hawd. But meez so purroud to be a pawt of such a wunnewful gwoup of cats and their hoomans. Altho’ we awe a competitive bunch a cats/hoomans we all member da weason we awe there is to hav fun. Me wuz da flag bearer, assistant scwibe and ssistant cheer leader. Meez gotta tell yous, dat Spitty and Austin came up wiff sum gweat cheers. Since me nor mommy has evew been an official cheer leader, weez did sum basic Go Warriors Go kinds cheers.
OMC meez almost furgot. Stop by da Tabby Cat Club tuday as we awe goin’ on a riverboat twip down da bayou. Andy flew down to escowt Lexi and me to our costume dwess up dinner. As usual hims wuz vewy handsum and sis Lexi looked downwight gawjus.
Disclaimer: Meez wuld like to tell yous dat sum of ow facebook furiends hav put munny on our paypal so mommy can buy a new chair. Weez don’t yet hav enuff, but Lord willin’ we will get there. And we wuldn’t wanna bwing in a new chair on da wet floor to get ruined anyhow. We told this stowwy cuz we fawt it wuz funny not cuz we wuz meanin’ to make anypawdy feel sowwy fur us or feel like they shuld get us anyfin’.
Til da nex time………..Just laff and Be Blest!!!
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 
Dezi
Service Cats U.S. 
Oh, we are so glad some have been donating money for a new chair. As we read this, we so hoped something would happen so you can get one. We’d buy you one if we had the funds cause Jan says a comfortable chair is very important. We can’t wait until your apartment is done so you can live in peace and comfort.
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Fank yous, weez weally glad too cuz udderwise mommy wuld be sittin’ on da floor fwu out eternity. Weez purreciate da fawt, but mommys been lookin’ wound and…..OMC weez had no idea chairs be so spensiv. Mommy dusn’t by stuffs fur herselff vewy offen and fur suwe not furniture, so hers ’bout went fwu da floor when hers saw da purrices. It wuz almost as funny as when da chair when crash. 🙂
Fank yous fur da well wishes, weez can’t wait eevew.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Bless your mom’s ❤ ! My mommy feels the same way in certain situations. A good belly laugh feels a lot better than crying a river. Way to go your mom! I'm praying that things get a lot better for ya'll soon my sweet friends. XOXO – Bacon
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Fank yous Bacon weez suwe purreciate it and can use all da purrayers weez can get. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Oh my catness Dezi you Lexi and Mom have had enough for a year let alone a month. That is a funny story and I am so glad Mom can laugh. I am glad no one was under the chair too.
We are over at TCC but me and Miss Fitz went au natural. MOL. You and Andy look Meowvelous like always
Purrs my furends
Timmy Dad and Family
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Yep Timmy weez agwee. Weez finkin’ dat weez shuld hav clear and smoov sailin’ fur years to come. 🙂 Weez not countin’ on it tho’, but weez wuldn’t be disappointed ifin ow lives got twuly borwin’ fur a foo years eevew. MOL
Fanks, weez saw yous and Fitz and y’all look pawsitivly pawsum. Weez went au naturale too ‘cept fur da dinner. Sis Lexi wuz so ‘cited dat hers wuz gunna get to go on a twip down da bayou and hers wanted to get all dwessed up like me did fur ow cat scout twip so weez invited Andy to join us and got all dwessed up. It’s such fun and even mowe so since me can shawe it wiff meez sissyfur. 🙂 See yous on da twip. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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I hope things get better soon and that your mom gets a new chair so she can sit in it to enjoy the Country Living subscription you won for her on 15andmeowing-congratulations!
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Aaaw Fank yous. And mommy sez fanks too. Hers can’t wait. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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You mom is a wonderful humans that she even can laugh when such things happen (ok, I laughed too LOL). I hope all goes well for you and a new chair moves in soon :o)
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Fank yous. Ow mommy be a pawsitiv type purrson and so hers twies to find da funny even in da dawk. Weez glad yous got a laff, cuz weez did fink it wuz funny. Da only fing dat kulda made it funnier is fotos, but mommy didn’t fink fast nuff. MOL Fanks fur da well wishes.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Oh gosh, you all are really having a rough time. We send lots of purrs that things get better for you really soon. Take good care.
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Yep it seems like it’s sumfin’ new evewyday. MOL But dat’s okay, weez hangin’ in there. Fanks fur da well wishes.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Oh guys…what a time you all have had of it!!! and like your mum I too have had the laughing fits when all around me has crumbled…and the release of endorphins is very helpful! we are praying that soon your world will be safe solid and comfy again…times like this are always so very very hard…and mum is so lucky to have you both…even if you do skedaddle when mum goes through the floor….goodness me….we send our love and hugs and also must say how gorgeous you look all southern style..and all the Cat scout pics in the bloggie world are wonderful 🙂 ❤ ❤ Fozziemum xxxx
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Yep weez hav had a time of it Fozziemum, but weez holdin’ out hope dat fings will settle down soon. Mommy sez when life goes back to nowmal weez gunna need a bweak to just west and destwess. MOL Fanks fur da luv and hugs, weez weally need them wight now. 🙂
Fank yous, weez do enjoy gettin’ all dwessed up. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Dezi I just think it’s so very sad that you girls have had such a tough time lately with floods, broken chairs and not being able to have your things out of boxes for a SUPER long time! We do hope they get your apartment fixed up ASAP so you can relax and enjoy life again. We’ve been worried as have all of your friends – but you keep on going and keep on smiling and we think THAT’s what gets you through as well as friends who care. Sending hugs and hope for this to be resolved SOON! See you on the riverboat!
Hugs, Sammy
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Fank yous Sammy. Mommy sez dat there be no since in givin’ up or cwyin’ ’bout it a;; da time as dat won’t get us anywhere eevew, so weez just twy to laff when weez can. And weez purreciate all ow wunnewful furiends. They awe helpin’ us by keepin’ ow morale up. 🙂
See yous on da riverboat. It’s gunna be gweat fun!!!
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Oh my goodness. I thought for sure the chair was going crash when the case manger was there. So glad Mommy nor you girls were hurt but I can see the lighter side of it too.
Dezi, you and Lexi look so BEAUTIFUL in your dress up dinner dresses. And Andy is so very handsome. I hope you all had a good time.
I am glad that the movers came to give an estimate so now maybe things will start happening. I pray so everyday.
Luv you all so very much. Hugs and kisses.
Mary
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Fank yous awnty Mary. We wuz never in any danger as mommy always makes suwe dat ifin anypawdy gets hurt cuz of hers hairbwained schemes it will be her and not us.
Fanks, weez suwe enjoy dwessin’ up and yes Andy is a vewy special mancat.
As fur evewyfin’ els, weez suwe hope da ball be rollin’at a steady pace now and fings stawt happenin’ fur da better.
Luv ya’ bunches
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh Dezi, Lexi and Mommy, we are purring and praying for you in all these challenges you have been having with the floods in your home and getting everything taken care of…that is so difficult and we send you all lots of love. (We are glad that Mommy was able to have a bit of a laugh for some stress relief in these tough circumstances, thinking of you all.)
xoxo
Clooney & Neytiri
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Fank yous fur da purrs and purrayers Clooney and neytiri they awe twuly purreciated. It has been twyin’ but weez holdin’ on. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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