Well here it is Wednesday and weez just now gettin’ anudder blog posty out. Wiff all dat’s been goin’ on lately me guesses me shuld giv mommy a bweak and be glad hers helps me get a posty out a foo times a week huh?. After all, how many peeps and kittys out there can say they’ve had their house flooded 3 times in one munff? Huh? How many? Betcha not many. So here we awe wiff still wet cawpet and stuff and boxes and furniture evewywhere but where it’s posed to be. At least da owner of da movin’ and storin’ company came yesfurday so hims kuld giv da management company a cost to pack and store ow fings while they paint and lay da floors. Dat’s sumfin’ isn’t it? Mommy’s ‘bout to go cwazy and maybe even a little postal. 
Da management company’s posed to put us up in a motel while they do all this work.
Anyways we told you we had a funny to tell yous. Now we know sum of yous might not find it so funny, but member weez twyin’ to find fings to laff at so weez not cwyin’ constantly. And mind yous nopawdy wuz in any actual danger at any time. Well ‘cept maybe mommy. But hers is purretty clever hers selff and she sez she wusn’t in danger eevew. So here goes. Mommy has a case manager dat comes to “visit” once a munff. And so mommy got to lookin’ at hers bwoke chair and fawt she might be able to rig it so it wuld work fur hers to sit in stead of da floor. (or makin’ da case manager sit on da wet floor) Dat’s meez mommy fur yous, always finkin’ ‘bout what sumpawdy might fink of hers. So mommy played wound a bit and finally got da chair sittin’ up off da floor. Hers sat down and heard da rotted wood cweak, but fawt ifin hers wuz gentle it wuld hold. So case manager got here and meez rolled wound da wet fllor showin’ off and mommy sat evew so gently in hers chair and da case manager sat on mommys piano bench. She’s one of those petite little girlys. Well they filled out all da papers and mommy answered all da questions and case manager left.
Mommy wus enjoyin’ not havin’ to sit on da wet floor so much hers continued to gently sit in da rotted and broken chair. Meez had gone to da back to take a little nap after showin’ off, and woke up fwum a “bad” dweam and found meselff alone. Natuwally meez ran full speed ahead wound da maze dat is our house and leapt right up in mommys lap. Of course mommy heard me comin’ so hers had put hers awms out to catch me. this be sumfin’ me duz a lot so mommy’s gotten weally good at catchin’ me. Well me knows me has told yous all offen dat me be a vewy big girl. And well…….dat 30 extwa pounds at high speed dat wuz me wuz a little too much fur mommys bwoken rotted chair. Cus no sooner than mommy had caugght me and leaned forward to make suwe ifin anyfin’ happened me wuld be okay, da chair went……CRASH!!! And meez not talkin’ ‘bout no little cwash. Dat chair plopped wight stwaight down and da rotted wood bwoke and came wight up fwu da rotted matewial on da awm of da chair. Meez takes off runnin’ down da hall afur weez even hit da floor, and mommy stawted wavin’ hers awms da way she duz, and hollewin’, “Danger, Danger, Dezi, Lexi!! Stay Back!!” Stay back? Yeah like we wuz goin’ anywhere near dat in da first place. It sounded like a sonic boom or sumfin’. (no fotos, as yous might magine mommy wuz mowe concerned wiff our safety and her own)
But meez not fink mommy’s gunna be able to purrop dat fing up again. Oh well, me sez good widdence to bad rubbish. Da chair got so wet it smells anyways. Yous wuld fink she wuld twy to haul it off. Well anyways, mommy wuz flailin’ hers awms evewywhere and yellin’ and Lexi and me wuz boff standin’ in da bedroom door lookin’ down da hall. When mommy wealized we wusn’t comin’ anywhere near da chair, hers face told da whole story. You kuld tell she wanted to cwy, but instead, hers just busted out laffin’. 
Yep, da rollin’ in da floor giv yous selff a belly ache kinda laffin’. Dat’s meez mommy. She sez ifin yous can’t laff at yous selff then evewypawdy els is gunna be laffin’ at yous. And also dat life be too short to take evewyfin’ so serious.
Mommy’s gotten purretty used to da floor this past week as we can’t get da wheel chair wound da house cuz of all da boxes and misplaced furniture. But dat’s a whole nudder stowwy fur anudder time.
Me did get to go on da cat scout quest, and only missed pawts of a foo fings. But me wuz able to catch up purretty quick when we got back there. Let me tell yous sumfin’. Dat Den Master be sneaky clever and made this quest kinda hawd. But meez so purroud to be a pawt of such a wunnewful gwoup of cats and their hoomans. Altho’ we awe a competitive bunch a cats/hoomans we all member da weason we awe there is to hav fun. Me wuz da flag bearer, assistant scwibe and ssistant cheer leader. Meez gotta tell yous, dat Spitty and Austin came up wiff sum gweat cheers. Since me nor mommy has evew been an official cheer leader, weez did sum basic Go Warriors Go kinds cheers.
OMC meez almost furgot. Stop by da Tabby Cat Club tuday as we awe goin’ on a riverboat twip down da bayou. Andy flew down to escowt Lexi and me to our costume dwess up dinner. As usual hims wuz vewy handsum and sis Lexi looked downwight gawjus.
Disclaimer: Meez wuld like to tell yous dat sum of ow facebook furiends hav put munny on our paypal so mommy can buy a new chair. Weez don’t yet hav enuff, but Lord willin’ we will get there. And we wuldn’t wanna bwing in a new chair on da wet floor to get ruined anyhow. We told this stowwy cuz we fawt it wuz funny not cuz we wuz meanin’ to make anypawdy feel sowwy fur us or feel like they shuld get us anyfin’.
Til da nex time………..Just laff and Be Blest!!!
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 
Dezi
Service Cats U.S. 
That must have really been a big OOPS!
Good thing you all didn’t get ouched!
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Yep it suwe wuz. MOL Mommy wulda nevew dun it ifin any of us kulda got hurt cuz hers knew it wuz in bad shape. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Well what do u know. They’re FINALLY gonna put u up in a motel. What a buncha rocket scientists. Can’t wait for u to get that new chair. U deserve it. And don’t u girls look so proper in those southern belle dresses!
Love u & mommy too!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Fanks awnty Theresa, that’s what they’re sayin’. Hasn’t happened yet tho’, so weez not countin’ ow chickens. As fur mommys new chair, it’s gunna be a while cuz weez srill not hav nuff munny, and mommy just dusn’t hav any to put wiff it wight now. But it will be nice sumday. 🙂 Fanks. When weez do finally get it weez will take fotos of course. 🙂
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
Dezi, Lexi and mommy Audra
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Sometimes you do just have to laugh. Our humans used to have a hanging swing on the front porch. One day they sat on it together and in a heartbeat it came down and they were sitting on the porch floor. Mom laughed herself silly. Dezi, Mom is very worried with all this flooding you’ve had, that mold may be growing in your apartment. It can be very dangerous and make you all very sick. Mom Audra needs to make sure that manager gets in somebody to check it out before everything is re-installed. We think you should have been in a motel this entire time and are so sorry you are having to live through this. You remain in our daily purrs and prayers. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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Mommy sez is good to laff, it helps keep yous healffy. 🙂 Yes, mommy’s a little worried too, but there’s nuffin’ weez can do ’bout it. As fur a motel, weez can’t afford it, and da pawtments won’t be payin’ til they absolutely hav too, and then only fur as long as they absolutely hav to.
Fanks fur da purrayers weez suwe do purreciate it. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi, Lexi and mommy Audra
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I loved the way you told your story Dezi….I laughed so hard. I know it is not easy but life’s like that sometimes and you have to laugh or you’d cry. You 3 gals are doing well and before you know it, you’ll all be dry and comfy again in your apt.
Kisses,
Shoko
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Fanks, weez suwe hope so. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Ohhh myyy! Thank goodness your Mommy is ok though!!! xoxo
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Fanks, weez all okay. Me finks mommy might hav a bwuised hiney and ego, altho’ is a toss up as to which is bigger. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Oh My Cats! What a story! We’re glad you’re mommy didn’t get hurt and can laugh about it! All the best to the both of you! We love ya! 🙂 xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❤
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Fank yous. Mommy wuz just glad nun of us wuz hurted when da chair cwashed. 🙂 Fanks fur da well wishes.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh Dezi! You can laugh about that chair breaking now! We’re glad nobuddy got hurt in the process. We sure hope everything goes smoothly when they fix your floors in your apartment. How cool that you get to stay in a hotel. It will be like you’re on vacation. 🙂
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Yep da bwoken chair wuz a funny alwight. 🙂 Weez suwe hope they get it all din soon. And da motel will be nice, but it won’t be home. Altho’ home is anywhere mommy and Lexi and me awe tugedder. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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dezi & Lexi….we iz glad yur mom did knot get hurt; N we dunno if yur mom shuld be glad her case werker had leeved sew her dinna see thiz….or wished her wuz still ther ta help out…
hope stuff starts lookin up…we guess frum wear yur mom wuz sittin… thatz de onlee way TWO look …huh 😉 ♥
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Aaaaaw it’s okay da case manager can’t do anyfin’, and she follows us on facebook so she knows da situation. She sez she’s sowwy weez havin’ tp go fwu all this.
Fanks fur da well wishes, weez hope it all gets settled soon too.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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I am sure looking forward to when things are all settled and better for you. A good laugh always helps though!
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Fanks Brian, so awe we. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi
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What a crazy thing to happen! And of course, right in the middle of the flooding insanity. Geez Louise. Glad you girls are all alright and that steps are being taken to get your apartment back into a livable condition. Sending lots of love and purrs.
P.S. That bayou trip sounds familiar…. 😉
P.P.S. Thank you for your kind words and condolences for Doc. It means a lot to us. He was a special woofie, and we will miss him lots.
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Yep it wuz cwazy alwight. MOL Weez suwe hope they’re gettin’ on it or mommy might just blow a fuse or ten. MOL
Yep da twip looks pawfully familiar too. MOL
Yous vewy welkum. Weez unnewstand loss here and know dat nuffin’ weez can say will make it alwight, but it’s always nice to hear them and know yous not alone.
Luv ya’
Dezi
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