Meowllo evewypawdy. Meez gunna stawt by tellin’ ya’ dat as weez sit here writin’ this posty, ow innewnet service be down. They can’t send anypawdy out till Furiday sumtime to fix it, so weez not suwe how much visitin’ weez gunna get dun tween now and then. Weez asked da new neighbor ifin weez can piggy back off hers signal to get this posted, and hers has agweed. Weez also wanna tell ya’ dat weez got a unwelcome guest in da gawden wight now. Da neighbor had a snake on hers porch earlier yesfurday hoo escaped into da bushes in hers gawden. So weez be a little nervous wight now cuz she didn’t know what kind it wuz (she wuz to skeered), but weez hav rattlers here so weez hopin’ dat not be what it is.
- This ain’t da snake outside, cuz nopawdy took a foto of it afur it slinked off under da bushes in da neighbors gawden.
Anyways, weez decided to tell y’all ‘bout how we did ow job duwin’ da past foo mumffs of confusion and mess. As yous all know kitties not like change. But as you also know we not be typical kitties, and change be sumfin’ we handle purretty well. But how do we deal wiff not havin’ da use of da wheelchair fur mommy. Cuz as y’all also know mommy needs da wheelchair in da meownins when hers can’t move. Ifin yous wunnewin’ why weez kuldn’t use da wheelchair, let me splain. It be dangerous to use a wheelchair in wet conditions. Once da cawpet was “dwy”, it wasn’t tacked back down so it got caught up in da wheels and wuldn’t go. So da wheelchair was of no use to us duwin’ da last foo mumffs. Now afur me tells ya’ da stowwy me wants to purreface it by sayin’ weez not tellin’ ya fur sympaffy or pity. Weez tellin’ ya’ fur educational purrpusses only. It’s just da continued stowwy of da life of Service cats.
Let’s begin. Da first meownin’ after da flood nun of us had weally fawt much ‘bout it so of course when we woke up weez did as usual and stawted massagin’ mommys awms and legs. As we did dat da wealization dat da chair wusn’t a pawsibility hit mommy. So when Lexi turned to jump off da bed (to wetwieve da chair), mommy stopped her. Mommy told Lexi and me dat we kuldn’t use da chair. Well as faw as meez concerned, mommy has always used a wheelchair cuz it wuz here afur me. But sis Lexi members a time afur da wheelchair, and so she unnewstood. Sissy meowed at me and pushed me back ovew to mommys awms. See weez nowmally just massage ‘em a little till hers can kinda move hers hands, and by da time wee get to da pawdee box room she be “fawed” out enuff to pull hers selff wound and bwush her teef. But cuz we kuldn’t use da chair, hers needed to be able to use hers whole awms and hands afur gettin’ outta da bed. So we massaged and massaged and massaged sum mowe. Till mommy kuld move hers whole awms and hands. And oh what luvvin’ we got. Wiff boff mommys awms and hands workin’ she petted us and luvved on us till we wuz boff slobbewin’.
Well anyways at this point we wuld nowmally be pushin’ mommy to da chair. But there wuz no chair, so what to do now? Sis Lexi joined me and meowed fur me to push and mommy grabbed da bedside rail and pulled. Sis Lexi and me pushed mommy fwum behind and she pulled fwum da fwunt. Closer and closer to da edge of da bed. She didn’t hav faw to go, aftew all we hav a twin sized hospital bed. We kep pushin’ and mommy kep pullin’ til she finally rolled over the edge and onto the floor. BOOM! Now altho’ mommy’s not fat or nuffin’ dat’s a long ways down and mommy is healffy (in size). Well me ran to da edge of da bed and looked over at mommy layin’ on da floor, and me wuz so worried me jumped down and stawted kissin’ hers cheek. Mommy told me she luvved me and then stawted pullin’ hers selff to da pawdee box room. Sis Lexi and me followed close behind.
When mommy got to da pawdee box room she put her hands on da hooman pawdee box and stawted to pull. Sis Lexi stood behind hers and leaned up against mommys hineybo. So me went ovew and leaned against sis Lexi. And then me stawted cleanin’ sis Lexi’s ears. Pawently not what me wuz posed to do, cuz she let out a big ole hiss. Me hasn’t heard one of those diwected at me in a long time. Yous know dat wuz da hiss weez use fur da neighbor mr. W, or da manager. But there she wuz hissin’ at me. so me backed up a little and stood there watchin’ her and mommy. Mommy wuz still pullin’ and finally got up high enuff dat hers moved one of hers hands to da vanity. And pulled even hawder. Sis Lexi stood evew vigilant watchin’ mommy. Finally mommy got up and leaned against da vanity and opened da pawdee box lid. Me not hav to tell yous what happened nex, and then mommy pulled hers self ovew to da vanity to bwush hers teef. Sis Lexi jumped up on da hooman pawdee box and then da vanity and leaned up against mommy hoo wuz leanin’ on da vanity. Weez will finish this up on meez nex posty.
Service Cats U.S. 
whoa N be jezuz lexi & dezi…if we saw a snake that bee even 3 inches long we wood faint, pazz out, moove, freek & moove sum mor !! ♥ 🙂
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OMC Yous fuw suwe wuldn’t wanna pass out, it might get ya’ then. Weez wanna get as faw away as pawssible. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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I’m so glad you are always on the side of your mom. I hope the snake snakes away and it never comes back to your neighbors porch or so close toyou :o(
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Oh Easy weez hope hims goes faw away too. Weez fur suwe don’t like snakes.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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We hope this process got easier and that Mom Audra was not landing with a thump on the floor every morning. We pray that she is healing and feeling better after her recent fall. Take good care of her girls. She definitely does rely on the two of you for your expertise. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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It’s all better now, weez able to use da wheelchair again. But mommy did this fur years afur hers gave in and accepted da wheelchair. Dat’s why sis Lexi is so smawt and knows what to do. Mommy sez hers kuldn’t make it wiff out us, and mowe than dat, hers wuldn’t wanna. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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You two girls are totally amazing how you get your Mommy to do all those things. Here’s hoping that your Mommy didn’t get too battered and bruised when she fell getting out of bed.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
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Fank yous, mommy sez weez da bestest. And no, hers wusn’t too bad, and of course now hers be all healed up fwum dat and purrple and blue fwum hers wecent fall. MOL Mommy just isn’t vewt gwaceful. MOL fings be better now, weez can use da wheelchair agian.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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It is so heart warming that you all have each other. That makes everything better! ~xo~
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Fank yous, weez awe blest awen’t we. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Dezi and Lexi, you’re amazing ! What would your mom do without you two ! We hope your Internet is back very soon ! Purrs
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Fank yous. Mommy sez hers nevew evew wants to be wiffout us. Weez can’t wait to get ow innewnet back too. Weez borrowin’ da neighbors’ wight now. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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What would your Mummy do without you! ^_^
xxxx
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She sez she nevew wants to find out. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh Dezi you and Lexi are amazing…..your Mommy would never be able to live on her own without you girls helping and you do SO MUCH…..anyway, we’re anxious to hear the rest of this tale and we hope you get your internet back soon too.
Hugs, Sammy
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Aaaaw Fank yous. No mommy kuldn’t liv on hers own wiffout us. Weez help hers wemain livin’ independantly. and hers gets lots of luv too.
Fanks, weez borrowin’ da neighbors at da moment. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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I’m so glad you decided to tell about what was going on with you all during the flood. I was wondering how it all worked out for Mommy. You girls are the best and help Mommy so much.
Back in the Spring every time I went out the door there was a snake. I don’t know what kind they are but I never heard a rattle. I just told them that I wouldn’t bother them if they didn’t bother me. My only worry was that it was the time I was taking my cat, Jasper, outside before he went to heaven. I was afraid he’d meet up with one of the snakes but he didn’t.
I hope Mommy continues to feel better from her fall.
Luv you all so very much. Hugs and kisses.
Mary
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Fanks awnty Mary. Weez didn’t know whether to tell or now, cuz weez not want peeps to feel sowwy fur mommy at all, cuz she be used to it, But weez fawt it wuz purrtant to tell ’bout cuz it is pawt of what weez do to help mommy when da chair isn’t available. Dusn’t happen much anymowe, but it kuld happen.
Yeah weez not like da snakes. Yous wuz vewy bwave. Mommy told da neighbor to call da police and get da nummew fur da local snake handler. Weez want it gone.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Goodness me Dezi….always working so hard what good girls you are…it sure is never dull at your place! tell mummy that if someone puts some flour outside on the ground you will see where the snake has gone…yikes…I hope it found someplace else to go to!!!loves Fozziemum xxxx
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Fank yous Fozziemum. Yous wight, there’s always sumfin’ goin’ on here. MOL
Now what’s this ’bout da flour? How, where and how much? Weez suwe nuff want da snake to go faw away, but hims made a home we suspect in da bushes at da neighbors. It be da purrfect spot fur hims.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Well if you pop flour on the ground when they move they leave a trail so at least you know where they are 🙂 I know your Rattlers are nasty..and I have seen what they can do..yikes! ours may not have the same big fangs but they are much more deadly believe it or not..boy what a world of amazing creatures 🙂 good luck!! loves Fozziemum xx
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Yep weez knows yous got sum weal meanies there. Yous bugs and snakes is what made mommy decide dat livin’ there wusn’t fur hers. Well and da munny, but mostly da bugs and snakes. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi
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Haahhaaha mum is very wise Dezi 🙂 Loves Fozziemum xx
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