Meowllo evewypawdy. Meez gunna stawt by tellin’ ya’ dat as weez sit here writin’ this posty, ow innewnet service be down. They can’t send anypawdy out till Furiday sumtime to fix it, so weez not suwe how much visitin’ weez gunna get dun tween now and then. Weez asked da new neighbor ifin weez can piggy back off hers signal to get this posted, and hers has agweed. Weez also wanna tell ya’ dat weez got a unwelcome guest in da gawden wight now. Da neighbor had a snake on hers porch earlier yesfurday hoo escaped into da bushes in hers gawden. So weez be a little nervous wight now cuz she didn’t know what kind it wuz (she wuz to skeered), but weez hav rattlers here so weez hopin’ dat not be what it is.
- This ain’t da snake outside, cuz nopawdy took a foto of it afur it slinked off under da bushes in da neighbors gawden.
Anyways, weez decided to tell y’all ‘bout how we did ow job duwin’ da past foo mumffs of confusion and mess. As yous all know kitties not like change. But as you also know we not be typical kitties, and change be sumfin’ we handle purretty well. But how do we deal wiff not havin’ da use of da wheelchair fur mommy. Cuz as y’all also know mommy needs da wheelchair in da meownins when hers can’t move. Ifin yous wunnewin’ why weez kuldn’t use da wheelchair, let me splain. It be dangerous to use a wheelchair in wet conditions. Once da cawpet was “dwy”, it wasn’t tacked back down so it got caught up in da wheels and wuldn’t go. So da wheelchair was of no use to us duwin’ da last foo mumffs. Now afur me tells ya’ da stowwy me wants to purreface it by sayin’ weez not tellin’ ya fur sympaffy or pity. Weez tellin’ ya’ fur educational purrpusses only. It’s just da continued stowwy of da life of Service cats.
Let’s begin. Da first meownin’ after da flood nun of us had weally fawt much ‘bout it so of course when we woke up weez did as usual and stawted massagin’ mommys awms and legs. As we did dat da wealization dat da chair wusn’t a pawsibility hit mommy. So when Lexi turned to jump off da bed (to wetwieve da chair), mommy stopped her. Mommy told Lexi and me dat we kuldn’t use da chair. Well as faw as meez concerned, mommy has always used a wheelchair cuz it wuz here afur me. But sis Lexi members a time afur da wheelchair, and so she unnewstood. Sissy meowed at me and pushed me back ovew to mommys awms. See weez nowmally just massage ‘em a little till hers can kinda move hers hands, and by da time wee get to da pawdee box room she be “fawed” out enuff to pull hers selff wound and bwush her teef. But cuz we kuldn’t use da chair, hers needed to be able to use hers whole awms and hands afur gettin’ outta da bed. So we massaged and massaged and massaged sum mowe. Till mommy kuld move hers whole awms and hands. And oh what luvvin’ we got. Wiff boff mommys awms and hands workin’ she petted us and luvved on us till we wuz boff slobbewin’.
Well anyways at this point we wuld nowmally be pushin’ mommy to da chair. But there wuz no chair, so what to do now? Sis Lexi joined me and meowed fur me to push and mommy grabbed da bedside rail and pulled. Sis Lexi and me pushed mommy fwum behind and she pulled fwum da fwunt. Closer and closer to da edge of da bed. She didn’t hav faw to go, aftew all we hav a twin sized hospital bed. We kep pushin’ and mommy kep pullin’ til she finally rolled over the edge and onto the floor. BOOM! Now altho’ mommy’s not fat or nuffin’ dat’s a long ways down and mommy is healffy (in size). Well me ran to da edge of da bed and looked over at mommy layin’ on da floor, and me wuz so worried me jumped down and stawted kissin’ hers cheek. Mommy told me she luvved me and then stawted pullin’ hers selff to da pawdee box room. Sis Lexi and me followed close behind.
When mommy got to da pawdee box room she put her hands on da hooman pawdee box and stawted to pull. Sis Lexi stood behind hers and leaned up against mommys hineybo. So me went ovew and leaned against sis Lexi. And then me stawted cleanin’ sis Lexi’s ears. Pawently not what me wuz posed to do, cuz she let out a big ole hiss. Me hasn’t heard one of those diwected at me in a long time. Yous know dat wuz da hiss weez use fur da neighbor mr. W, or da manager. But there she wuz hissin’ at me. so me backed up a little and stood there watchin’ her and mommy. Mommy wuz still pullin’ and finally got up high enuff dat hers moved one of hers hands to da vanity. And pulled even hawder. Sis Lexi stood evew vigilant watchin’ mommy. Finally mommy got up and leaned against da vanity and opened da pawdee box lid. Me not hav to tell yous what happened nex, and then mommy pulled hers self ovew to da vanity to bwush hers teef. Sis Lexi jumped up on da hooman pawdee box and then da vanity and leaned up against mommy hoo wuz leanin’ on da vanity. Weez will finish this up on meez nex posty.
Service Cats U.S. 
Your mom is so lucky to have you two helping her. We hope that snake slithered off to some place else and you never see him again!
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Dat’s what mommy sez. Weez just all blest to hav each udder. As fur da snake, weez hope hims goes faw away and nevew comes back.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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You girls should write a book about your life! Just saying!! No, really, I am!!! Smoochies and hugs xoxox
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Fanks Austin. Mommy sez weez had planned to twy and then da flood happened and weez got sidetwacked. But now dat fings be gettin’ back on twack, weez lookin’ at writin’ again.
Luv ya’ bunches
Dezi and Lexi
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Wow I didn’t realize u couldn’t use the wheelchair on wet floors. But I shoulda known once the carpet pulls up u can’t use it. Poor mommy havin to fall outta bed every morning. That must have hurt. So between that & the fall the other day, she must b pretty blue, MOL (sorry I couldn’t resist that). Sure glad everything is back to normal. And OMC i hate snakes, venomous or not. Did u ever see the movie Snakes on a Plane? MOL. Talk abt skeery!! Coupla scenes made even ME cringe!
Love u & mommy too!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Yep awnty Theresa it’s not safe, and then yep when da cawpet stawted pullin’ it wuz impawssible. And yes, hers is all blue and purrple. MOL Mommy sed it duz hurt a little, but fankfully hers not hav to do it anymowe.
And yep weez not like snakes eevew. Altho’ mommy did luv dat movie. MOL Mommy sez hers jumped a foo times too. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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We just got back on and you’re offline. Always something going on, isn’t there! 🙂
Don’t know how you all managed under the circumstances for so long. Good job, girls.
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Yep it’s always sumfin’. Weez borrowin’ da neighbors net wight now so weez can twy and stay fairly caught up. MOL glad yous back on.
Weez just make do wiff what weez got. Mommy sez yous learn alternate ways to get wound when yous hav too. Necessity is da mother of invention. MOL Mommy sez no twuer words hav been spoken.
Luv ya”
Dezi and Lexi
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U R purrrrrrfect girls. 🙂
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Fank yous, dat’s what mommy sez. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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You two are such loving and caring girls!
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Fank yous, weez suwe twy to be. Mommy sez dat luv makes da world go wound. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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My, you are hard workers! And you love your mommy soooo much! We are glad you both are there for her. And you get paid in lovies! How cool is that!
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Weez suwe twy, and yep da luvs is da bestest paycheck there is. Weez not unnewstand why peeps don’t get paid dat way. Suwe wuld make fur a nicer world. 🙂 MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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You are such good girls to help your Mommy so much. Sounds like she needs to get another wheel chair. Hope the Mom didn’t hurt herself when she fell. You all take good care.
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Fank yous, weez suwe twy. Oh no, mommy’s wheelchair is fine, it wuz just da cawpet and all da mess of havin’ boxes evewywhere and no room to move it wound in here. And no way to take it to da motel. Weez back to usin’ da wheelchair now. 🙂
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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We think you are a god send to your Momma and we are so glad you two are with her to help her through. We wish it were easier and we are all so sorry that it is this hard for your Momma.
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Mommy agwees wiff yous wholeheartedly, and sez it be much easier wiff us and hers wheelchair. And now dat da house be back to “nowmal” wiff all da boxes gone and da floors put wight weez can use da wheelchair again. Weez not fink ’bout life bein’ so hawd fur mommy, weez feel we be blessed to hav what we do hav.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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A snake?? OMC…I’ve never seen a snake in my life but Morty told me there are a very few up here….he saw one. I would be so scared, I might wet myself….oh dear. Dezi, you and Lexi are excellent service cats and your mom certainly tries very hard to have a normal life. I guess my and her lot in life is to struggle. It makes us appreciate when things go right.
Kitty Kisses,
(((Shoko)))
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Yep Shoko, a snake. weez hav lots of ’em here, but usually they don’t come up onto da porches.
Yes mommy twies to hav as nowmal a life as pawssible, but hers has a blest life nun da less cuz she has Lexi and me and all ow wunnewful furiends. 🙂 Weez not dwell on da negativ, but liv fur da pawsitiv.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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