MeOW Raena, me’s not sure we oughtta go eat yet. Don’t you sense something’s up?
I’s do sissy, but I’s hungry. I’s know mommy was tryin’ to do some hurried cleanin’ last night. I’s don’t know why she’d hurry like that. Doesn’t she know by now she passes out more when she hurries than when she takes her time? And, she’s in the middle of some of that de-clutterin’ and has stuffs every where.
That’s what me’s meowin’ ‘bout Raena. She only does things like that when she doesn’t get purropurr notice fur inspections, but can’t be sure that it’s not the government that’s comin’ ‘stead of the ‘pawrtment manager.
I’s don’t know why she bothers. Doesn’t she always say the law says they have to give her at least 24 hours notice befur such things? Surely she won’t let ‘em in ifn we’re eatin’ our brekky?.
Ya’ never know what mommy’s gonna do Raena. Me thinks we oughtta wait and see befur stickin’ our faces in our plates and chowin’ down. Hey, did you see that show mommy watched last night ‘bout those peeps marryin’ total strangers?
Hmmmpht That’s nuffin’. Did you see that she was gonna apply to be on the show and marry her own stranger? ‘Pawrently they’re gonna be filmin’ in Dallas soon. Ifin she hadn’t been too old, we could’a had one of those daddy’s some of our furiends have.
He would’a been a stranger, Raena. What ifin he didn’t like kitties? It’s not like mommy would’a been able to purr-screen him and find out ahead of time.
Thought you might enjoy seein’ mine’s belly stretch.
Mommy said there was a spot fur deal breakers on the application, sissy. I’s sure she would’a said he had to luvs us and purrvide fur us in the manner befittin’ queens and empresses.
Hmmmmm You’re right ‘bout that. Are you sure mommy’s too old? What’s that she’s always sayin’ ‘bout it bein’ rude to ask a woman’s age? Did you get the address of that website. Maybe we can still get mommy approved. On a good day with her make up on and her hair fixed mommy can still pass fur someone in her late 30’s, early 40’s.
Mommy says I’s have the cutest belly ever. What do you think?
Yeah, but that’s still too old sissy.
Y, That’s discrimination, Raena. Me’s sure there’s lots of old folks out there that would like to have their own stranger to marry. Me’s sure mommy isn’t the only one. We’ll just fudge her age a bit. One she’s married, it’ll be too late to back out. (Dezi snickers deviously) And, we’d get to move. That’d mean no more surpurrise inspections.
I’s not so sure that’s a good idea, sissy. You know mommy hates lyin’. While she might not wanna admit to how old she is, I’s purretty sure anythin’ that starts with a lie can’t end up good.
Whatever. Me’s gettin’ hungry. Ya’ think we oughtta go try to sneak a few bites?
I’s already headin’ that way sissy.
Just make sure you stay outta me’s plate.
Till the next time………………………………………Be Blest!!!
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
Raena: Navy Blue
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
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Your mom could easily get a dad for you and she doesn’t need a tv show to do it. There are lots of cat loving men out there who would love you girls and your mom too. XO
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Uh, Can you send one our way awnty Ellen. There ain’t none ’round here. Trust us, mommy’s looked. MOL Big hugs
Luvs ya’
Raena and Dezi
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Oh that wonderful belly and what stretch! It looks so-o soft. I want to pet it & so does Mom!
Oh, I bet your momma could find a young fella. But marry a stranger?! What if he came with a dog that isn’t very nice?! If you had one of those strangers, that would mean some of your momma’s attention would go to him… Would you be OK with sharing her? Hugs & luvs!
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MOL I’s’d let ya’. I’s luvs to have mine’s tummy petted and brushed. And it is soft. Mommy says I’s have typical Ragdoll fur, bunny rabbit soft.
Mommy’s tried findin’ us a daddy, but so far, no luck. As fur sharin’ her, we’d be kay with that. We’re good at sharin’ and no doubt, mommy would still put us furst. big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
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Oh my goodness, that is quite a stretch and gorgeous expanse of belly floof! We sure hope the inspection goes well and your mommy will be safe. It’s not good if she passes out! They should most definitely give 24 hours notice.
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Wow! That’s some belly floof!
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I’m glad you girls got to eat and yes, that is one adorable tummy! Love ya sweeties!
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And you do have the most fluffiest belly I have ever seen! But I’m a shorthair cat and never get to see soft floofalishus bellies like that. Call me jealous but not in a mean way! Luvz, Patzy
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Aaaaaaaw Fanky fanks Patzy. Trust me, all this floof takes a lots of extra time cleanin’. You purrobably get more nap time than me, so I’s a little jealous of you too. 🙂 Big hugs
Luvs ya’
Raena and Dezi
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Maybe so. You are soft and floofy and I am sleek and silky. But we all get along! Patzy
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You two are so funny! I would not want my mommy to marry a stranger. We have enough trust issues to marry anybody. My mommy would have to go on dates with a man many times and get to know him real good before she would marry one. And I have trust issues also. After about 6 months I let mommy pick me up now and I (dare I say it) actually curl up in her arms, go limp in her embrace, and I like it. It took me 1/2 year and mommy only tried to pick me up once in a while. But now I’m ok with it. I’m definitely not ok with a stranger coming into our house though. And especially not to marry my mommy! NOPE! It’s not going to happen on my watch.
Luvz, Patzy
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Aaaaaaaaaaw Patzy, that’s great that you be luvvin’ the luvvins now. And altho’ they be strangers, they got a good vettin’ from purrfessionals furst. Ya’ never know what good things be out there. MOL Big hugs
Luvs ya’
Raena and Dezi
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Thank you. I am enjoying the loving! When mommy is laying on her back, I carefully step onto her belly and chest. Then I lay my head down sideways first and kind of roll into laying my bottom down last. Isn’t that the sweetest way. To do it? My mommy just loves it. We are totally symbiotic in every way now. I follow her around the house and hang with her when she blogs or even plays games on her iPad. I even watch YouTube videos with her and sometimes movies. Luv you guys, you are an inspiration to us. Patzy
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Yes, that is the cutest, fluffiest belly EVER!
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Aaaaaaaaw Fanky fank you. Big hugs
Luvs ya’
Raena and Dezi
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Oh Dezi and Raena Belle you gave us a good laugh today, Thanks so much!
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Dear friends. I really appreciate you reaching out to us and giving support when Mr Buttons had to go over the Bridge. It was very sudden and he was a big part of our family. We miss him terribly as do so many as he was our official greeter. He never met a stranger only new friends. We wish you all could have met him in purrson. The solace is that he is now happy and running with all our friends and family who have gone before and we shall all meet again as it must be.
Purrs dear friends.
Timmy, Dad Pete and Family
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