Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle, comin’ to ya’ live from the tempurrary location of the Three Belles Ranch. I’s gotta tell ya’, the weather outside is frightful. It’s stormin’, and rainin’, and hailin’, and there’s even tornadoes swirlin’ ‘bout. We couldn’t have picked a better day to have a playdate. After all, stayin’ inside and safe can be borin’, lessen you have somekitty to play with. Hurry sissy, she’ll be here any minute now. Help me set up the travel tunnel.
Dezi: Me’s comin’ Raena. Kittens, Give me a minute, me wants to look good fur company.
Me wants to look good fur company.
Raena: Ya’ look fine sissy. Sheesh I’s don’t think Emmy has this kind of weather where she’s from and we don’t want her to get scared. I’s think I’s hear here now. (Emmy appears from the tunnel and Raena welcomes her to the temporary digs of their hotel suite) Welcome Emmy, come on in and make yourself comfy. We’re so glad you could come today.
Raena, look’it. Emmy’s new book is here.
Emmy: Thank you Raena and Dezi for inviting me. Prancie still talks about her playdate with you girls. It sure was windy, are we safe here?
Raena: C’mon in Emmy.
Emmy: Thanks Raena.
Oh yeah Emmy, we’re purrfectly safe. Mommy won’t let anythin’ happen to us, so don’t you worry.
That’s good to know Dezi, thanks.
We were really x’cited to get your book Emmy. Almost as x’cited as we were when awnty Ellen adopted you. You know you hit the jackpot don’t ya’? Awnty Ellen’s mine’s special God awnty cuz she luvs us kitties sooooooooo much. There ain’t nuffin’ she won’t do fur a kitty in need.
I ask ya’ Raena, Do I look like a skunk to you?
Yeah Raena, I am pretty lucky. But, you know you have to keep your humans on their toes, so you can’t always let on how appreciative you are. Besides, I’m still making them pay for thinking I was a skunk. Can you believe that? I ask you, do I look like a skunk to you?
Y, Of course not. We think you’re a gawjus kitty girl, don’t we sissy?
Raena: Are they talkin’ ’bout you Emmy?
Yep, sure do Raena. We just couldn’t believe your former humans abandoned you outside. What’s wrong with peeps? Ya’ know, no kitty belongs outside, but us kitties with extra fur fur sure don’t belong there. We were just glad to read that you happened across awnty Ellen’s house. Ya’ know, we hear uncle put his foot down a few years back and said “no more kitties”. Fankfully, he’s got a heart of gold and didn’t really mean it.
Yeah Dezi, he’s a pretty good dad. However, he definitely needs to get his eyes checked.
Hmmmmpht You wanna meow ‘bout somepawdy who needs to get their eyes checked?. Our mommy fur sure would be in that group. What’s it like to have a mommy and a daddy Emmy?
Dezi: We’re sure glad you could come by Emmy. We luvved your book.
Well Raena, I imagine, it’s pretty much like having just a mommy. Although, you can sometimes get extra treats or pets or stuff because one doesn’t know what the other did.
See Raena, me keeps tellin’ ya’, we’re fine without a daddy. Now a grammaw? That’s another story altogether. And fur another day. Anyways, Emmy, can you tell us and everypawdy else where to find your book, I’m Not A Skunk. It would make the purrfect gift fur any cat luvver or child.
Thanks Dezi. You can buy it on amazon here. It’s available in printed and kindle form.
We hope ya’ll sell a ton of books Emmy. We really did enjoy it.
Raena: Fanky fanks fur visitin’ Emmy.
Dezi: Sorry ’bout the storms girl.
Emmy: No problem girls. Thanks for inviting me, I’ve had fun.
Sure nuff. Fanky fank you fur comin’ over Emmy. We’ve had so much fun. I’s do hope you can come to mine’s birthday pawrty next month. It’s gonna be great fun too. Why don’t we play a while befur you go home. Just stay outta the window.
Disclaimer: We received a copy of I’m Not A Skunk free. Our review is unsolicited and as always honest.
Till the next time………………………………………………………………..Be Blest!!!
Raena: Navy Blue
Dezi: Vibrant Blue
Emmy: Green
Luvs and Hugs and Kitty Kisses
How special that must’ve been to have Emmy pay a visit! Isn’t it cool that she is a published author?! I have a copy of her book, too, and I can’t wait for Mom to sit down and read it to me. Maybe Hollywood will approach Emmy to make her book into a movie. Luvs and hugs.
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Oh, Dezi and Raena, what a purrivilege to have Emmy visiting you and reading her book together. We loved the book and she is definitely not a skunk 😉 Safe Pawkisses for a Happy week ahead to all of you🐾😽💞
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I can’t see this book without thinking of Pepe Le Pew and Penelope Cat. I grew up loving both … my intro to kitties. Glad you ladies had fun with Emmy – and we’re even more glad you stayed safe in the storms!
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