Hey everypawdy, it’s me, RaenaBelle, comin’ to ya’ live from the tempurrary Three Belles Ranch. Let me tell ya’, those sticky fingered mini humans can sure be annoyin’. There we were relaxin’ and enjoyin’ the luvvly sun puddle comin’ in thru the window when all of a sudden, the whole room started shakin’ and we thought a herd of wildebeests was runnin’ down the hall and over head. Trust me, I’s know what it sounds like, I’s watched it on teevee purrlenty of times. Just as I’s was gettin’ into huntin’ mode, there came a squeal and holler that can only come from a sticky fingered mini human. This behavior went on fur like elebenty billion minutes befur mommy furinally opened the door and gave the sticky fingered mini human and their pawrent a look that could freeze flickerin’ flames. Not that I’s ever seen that look directed at me of course. I’s purrefect and never do anythin’ wrong.
RaenaBelle Mayce!!! You know what happens to liars.
Oh, hey sissy, I’s didn’t see you there. Where’ve you been hidin’?
Me wasn’t hidin’ Raena, me was tryin’ to take a nap in the stroller. But somepawdy’s gotta make sure all that horse puckey you’re spewin’ gets shoveled.
What are you meowin’ ‘bout sissy? What’s horse puckey? And who’s shovelin’? I’s don’t shovel, that would be considered hard labor. I’s purretty sure mine’s contract states I’s don’t do hard labor.
What contract Raena? You don’t have a contract.
Sure I’s do sissy. You know those papers of mine’s that mommy keeps in the file folder. She says she keeps yours in the same place. I’s fur sure never pawed in fur hard labor.
Those papers ain’t no contract Raena. (Dezi shakes her head) Besides, nopawdy’s shovelin’ anythin’, it’s a figger of speech, just like horse puckey. It’s a nice way to say you’re tellin’ tall tales, spinnin’ a yarn, you know, tellin’ a lie. Just cuz mommy says you’re purrfect doesn’t actually mean you are. There’s purrlenty of times you misbehave, mommy just overlooks ‘em cuz she luvs you so much. And, she reserves that freeze look fur special occasions. Me’s never actually seen it directed at me’s self either.
Well, whatever sissy. (Raena mumbles to herself) Hmmmpht Mommy says I’s purrfect, so I’s am purrfect. I’s don’t care what sissy meows. So, how’s the plannin’ goin’ fur mine’s pawrty sissy?
Don’t worry Raena, it’s goin’. Me heard mommy say that ya’ll were gonna go shoppin’ Fursday. You better pick us out some good treats. Maybe the store will furinally have some bacon.
I’s don’t think we’re goin’ to the bacon store sissy. But, I’s’ll sure look and see ifin we do. Maybe I’s can get mommy to go to the hamburger place and get us one of those bacon cheeseburgers. That sounds purretty tasty to me. I’s can tell mommy it’s her birthday purresent from us since her birthday’s this month. What do ya’ think?
Well Raena, me thinks me would rather have a whole package of bacon. Just like me’s sure mommy would rather have somethin’ other than a burger fur her birthday. But, me will take whatever we can get at this point. MOL
Yeah sissy, I’s sure mommy would luvs to go to the steak house behind us. Everytime we go outside we can smell the yummyness emanatin’ from that place. But, as mommy says, beggars can’t be choosers, so a dollar burger it is. C’mon, let’s go play.
Till the next time………………………………………………………Be Blest!!!
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Hello to all of you from ITALY. My mama takes me traveling but do I like it? What do you think…BUT, I get settled and I’m tolerable, haha.
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