Dezi Luvs da Fone

OMC Meez stardid tellin’ you all ’bout da fings sis Lexi and meez do as service cats but didn’t tell you ’bout how we learnd tu do dem. So me fawt tunite me wuld share a bit ’bout our twainin’; more specifically, meez twainin’. MOL It is Dezi’z World after all, rite?. Well ifin you read meez story ’bout how me came to liv wif mommy den you know me been here since me wuz 4 weeks old. So, mommy stardid twainin’ meez vewy yung. Fur callin’ da 911 mommy wuld put me little paws on da nummers and pwess down and den luv on me or giv me a tweat and lots of pwaise, and den wepeat da pwocess over and over until me kuld  do it me self. You know me liked talkin’ on da fone so much dat mommy has tu hide da fone ifin she duzn’t wanna answer it cuz me will twy tu answer it ever time it rings. 😀 

Reminds meez ’bout dis one time when we had just got up fur da meownin’ and we wuz all in da pawdee room and da fone stardid ringin’. Well mommy wuz, well you can guess what mommy wuz doin’ and me looked toward da bedroom (and da fone) and den back at mommy (hoo can wead minds) and took off. Mommy wuz sittin’ der hollerin’, “Dezi, honey, leave the phone alone. Sweety, don’t answer that phone.” Did me listen?? No of course not me just kep runnin’ fur da fone and den meez got it and pawed da gween button. Fur doze of you hoo don’t hav colored buttons on your fones, dat’s da answer button. Den meez carried it bak tu da pawdee room and mommy. Mommy wuz still hollerin’ fur me not tu answer it when me got it tu her, and den meez laid it down just out of heer reach, and pawed da red button. Again, fur doze of you wifout colored buttons, dat means meez hung up on dem. MOL Mommy didn’t get mad, her just laughed. Anyway, Til da nex time,     

Wif Much Luv, 😀

Dezi

ImageMeez just chillin’

ImageMeez wishin you a blessed Sunday.

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What Is a Service Cat?!

Well it occured tu mommy and meez dat not everpawdy here follows sis Lexi’s Facebook page so you mite be wunnerin just what it is dat we do fur mommy and just why duz she need us. Many years afur either of us wuz even born mommy had a car accident dat left her disabled. She has lots of nerv damage and pain and migraines and copd and quite a foo udder fings. Anyway we help mommy stay independent. We drive her wheelchair and giv her great massages and we can bof dial 911. Among udder fings, meez alerts afur mommy passes out so she can get somewhere safe.  So a normal meownin fur us starts da minit mommy wakes up. See durin’ da nite mommy’s medicine wears off and hers body duzn’t move. So sis Lexi and meez gic her massages  on her legs and arms tu help get dem movin’. Den we roll mommy intu her wheelchair and one of us drives tu da bafroom so mommy can du her human meownin rituals. MOL  Den we drive heer tu da kitchen where she makes our brekky and her a cup of coffee.  Tu alert mommy dat her is gunna pass out me duz what we call meez dance. Meez paws at mommy and twirls ’round  and ’round. And mommy knows tu pay attention  and go sit down sum where. Me of course goes and sits in hers lap til is all over.  We will tell you more ’bout our duties as service cats from time tu time. So, Til da nex time               

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Wif Much Luv, 😀

Dezi

Meez luvz all our furiends.
Meez luvz all our furiends.
Mommy finks me be very purretty here.
Mommy finks me be very purretty here.

Lexi and Meez Get Up Close and Personal

Well Lexi didn’t eat dinner noms dat nite and she didn’t come bak up tu da frunt room fur da rest of da nite. Da nex fing meez new mommy wuz puttin’ me in da krate and takin’ meez tu da bedroom. Da krate wuz very big, me had meez very own litter box, water bowl and bed inside. Mommy held meez and prayed over me and den put meez bak in and rite beside da bed. Den  me heard hissin’ and a low growl coming frum da bed. And meez heard mommy say, “It’s okay Lexi, just lay down and go to sleep. She will be your sisfur and your helper.” Den der wuz a loud thud on da top of da krate and da hissin’ and growlin’ stopped, and it got all qiet and meez went tu sleep. Da nex meownin mommy took meez krate tu da frunt again and meez got out and went tu da kitchen wif her. Den me heard it, da growlin’ and hissin’ again. Meez turned ’round and der wuz da giant green eyed sisfur Lexi again. Me wuz ready dis time and meez turned tu da side and puffed up as big az me kuld and hissed and growled bak. And she ran skweemin’ frum da room, again. Mommy fixed da yummy noms and den brought Lexi bak up frunt and put her on da table wif her plate. Den wuz meez turn. Mommy took me and sat down wif meez and fed me da yummy noms frum da bottle and den gave me sum in a plate. Me wuz sniffin’ at da plate of noms and suddenly der wuz da giant green eyed Lexi. She wuz sniffin’ at meez and den she took her big ole paw and pulled it up in da air and me turned tu da side and puffed up and hissed. She ran skweemin again, and me ran after her as fast as me little legs wuld go. Mommy wuz runnin’ after us tu and callin’ tu bof of us. Of course she caught me and took meez bak up frunt. We sat down and she sed, “It will be okay sweet one just give her a little time. I know she is goin’ tu luv you.” So me curled up in mommy’s lap and went tu sleep.

Later dat day while me wuz playin’ mommy picked me up and took me tu da bak tu a small room which me later learned wuz da pawdy box room fur big girls. Der wuz Lexi layin’ in da sink and growlin’ a low rumble. Mommy put meez rite in frunt of her while rubbing Lexi’s head. So meez stardid growlin tu. And of all fings, mommy stardid laughin’ and sed, “Girls that’s ’nuff. I’m tu old fur dis and so we all need to get along. We all live here now. Lexi, this is your sisfur Deztinee and Dezi, this is your sisfur Lexi.” And den she rubbed meez cheeks and ears and chin and wif da same hand did da same tu Lexi. Mommy did dis a foo times and all da growlin’ and hissin’ had stopped. And den mommy and meez went bak tu da frunt. It took a bit longer fur sis Lexi and meez tu become da best of furiends like we are tuday, but da hissin’ and growlin’ wuz purretty much over.(Til da nex time)            

Wif Much Luv,

Dezi

Imagedis is mommy and meez on da second nite after meez came to live wif her.

ImageDis is meez in what we call ‘Da Stance’

ImageAnd anudder of meez in ‘Da Stance’

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Wif  Much Luv,

Dezi

Deztinee Meets Lexi da resident Service Cat

Meez really liking dis furever home. Meez been fed and kleened and now me iz sleepin’ in meez furever mommy’s lap. Aaaaaaw dis iz da life!!!!! Of course me still don’t feel to good cuz meez still haz da worms but mommy had talked wif sumone she called Dr. C and gave me sumfin’ she sed wuld help wif those tu. Mommy sed  me wuz tu yung tu take a pill fur dem but der wuz a home remedy dat she kuld try. Meez gotta say, it wuz very yummy. Ifin all medzin tastes like dis meez gunna be sick a lot. 😀 While me wuz enjoyin’ meez nap on da lap of mommy me heard sumfin familiar but much louder den meez ever heard afur. Me looked up wif meez sleepy eyes and der wuz a giant kuverd in fur wif big green glarin’ eyes and hissin’ and growlin’ so loud dat mommyz lap wuz shakin’. Oh meow, a playmate me fawt. Meez kuldn’t get down off mommyz lap fast ’nuff. But just when meez got tu da floor da giant ran fru da house skweemin’. Meez just sat der lookin’ round and not knowin’ what happened. Mommy picked me up and sed, “It’s okay sweet one that’s your sisfur Lexi. She’ll accept and love you, it’s just gunna take sum time.” Den mommy put me in da krate and went tu find da giant furry fing she called meez sisfur Lexi. Dat wuz all very tiring and me didn’t know what a sisfur wuz but me did wanna play wif da giant green eyed furry fing. But fur now me will just lay down and take a little nap. Maybe when meez wakes up da sisfur will be ready tu play.

Da nex time mommy woke meez up it wuz time tu eat again. Mommy and meez wuz in da kitchen and she wuz fixin’ da noms and suddenly der wuz da giant green eyed furry sisfur. She wuz skweemin’ agin and den skurreed under da table. Mommy pulled her out and held her in front of me and den let her go. Lexi took her big paw and splatted meez flat on da ground and hissed. Meez got up really fast and turned tu da side and fluffed up as big as meez kuld, and Lexi went skweemin off down da hall again. (tu be continued)

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Wif Much Luv,

Dezi

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