Dezi Learns tu Use da Phone

Well meez told a showt stowwy ’bout meez and da fone but meez got so many new furiends and dat stowwy didn’t go intu much detail, so meez gunna tell ya’ ’bout meez fone twainin’.  Meez luvs da fone. MOL  Mommy didn’t know when hers twained meez dat hers wus cweatin’ a fone monstew. 🙂  Altho’ as you wead wiff Shad, meez not da fiwst kitty mommy’s had dat liked tu talk on da fone. MOL   Of couws when meez fiwst stawted twainin’ me wus tu small tu push da buttons on da fone.  Meez wus so small mommy wuld take meez tu da post office tu hav meez weighed evew week.  One of da joys of small town livin’. mol  Well membew meez wus sickly when me came tu liv here and mommy and me VET wanted tu make suwe dat meez wus gwowin’ okay and since der’s no VET in ow town and meez didn’t even wegistew on mommys scale da post office wus da logical choice.  It’s what yous wulda dun, wight?? mol  

So anyway, mommy waited til meez wus healfy and wowm fwee tu stawt twainin’ meez tu use da fone.  And den mommy wuld put da fone in hers lap and den take meez paw and pwess da buttons ovew and ovew and ovew agin.  Den hers wuld giv meez lots and lots of luv and a foo tweats. 🙂   Lexi wuld always lay der and watch me.  Shes’ got tweats tu and shes’ didn’t du nuffin.  Oh well dat’s just how wunnewful ow mommy is and how much she luvs us.  Well Lexi did du sumfin’, she always looked at meez like shes’ wus gunna splat me. mol   As meez gwew and put on more wweight, mommy wuld continue tu put meez paws on da fone til meez wus actually able tu pwess da nummews.  Den one day aftew mommy made a call, hers gav meez da fone and pwessed meez paws on da nummews agin and da fone stawted wingin’ and a voice came outta da uddew end and sed, “911 what’s your emergency?”  Meez skweeked at mommy and da voice sed, “Help is on the way.”  Meez skweeked at mommy agin and agin.  Meez didn’t know dat’s what me wus posed tu du, but meez just likes tu talk tu mommy and anypawdy else dat’ll listen. 🙂  And den da fone wang wif meez still sittin’ by it, and so meez stawted pawin at it, and meez hit a button dat made a voice say, “du you wanna try it again??”  Well meez didn’t know it but mommy had called da 911 opewatew and told hers dat shes’ wus gunna be twainin’ me tu call fur help and hers wus callin’ mommy tu see ifin hers wanted meez tu call agin.

PURRLEASE DO NOT CALL 911 or twain yous’ pets wifout fiwst checkin’ wiff dem tu see what time of day and what day wuld be best fuw dem, specially ifin yous’ live in a big city. When mommy wus twainin’ meez and all da uddew kittys’ hers twained, da fone wus not connected tu a fone jack until she wus weady fuw us tu make da call.  Wes’ called a foo more times dat day, and den wested up afur duin’ it  agin anuddew day until meez kuld du it wifout mommys help.  And den…….hers had cweated a fone monstew. MOL   Meez will tell yous sum cute stowwys ’bout meez and da fone nex.               So, til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!!

Lexi lookin' at meez like shes wants tu splat me. mol
Lexi lookin’ at meez like shes wants tu splat me. mol
Meez and Lexi luv each uddew vewy much. :)
Meez and Lexi luv each uddew vewy much. 🙂

 

 

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Dezi

Dezi Has a Special Bond

Well is finally time fur meez tu stawt tellin’ you all ’bout meez!!!  Dis is me favowit topic. MOL  Ifin yous wead meez blog fwum da beginnin’ den yous’ know dat mommy wescued meez fwum a vewy bad bweedew and meez wus da wunt of da littew.  Meez  wus vewy sickly when me came tu liv hewe at almost 4 weeks old. Meez didn’t eat weal food yet and meez wus all wowmy.  Da bweedew had just ’bout killed me and meez littew mates wif OTC wowmews; and da wong ones at dat.  But me didn’t know how good meez wus gunna hav it.   Mommy took me home wiff hers and cleaned meez all up and gav meez a bottle and tawt meez how tu eat and use da pawdee box, and meez luved hers vewy much.  Aftew all meez chose her not da uddew way wownd.  Yous’ can wead a showt bio ’bout meez here. (https://dezizworld.wordpress.com/2014/02/)  By da way, mommy sez dat we’s gunna add pages showtly wif more detailed stowwy’s ’bout Lexi and meez stawts in life. Lexi will tell hers fwum her point of view just like shes’ did on facebook.  It’s just takin’ us a little bit tu leawn how evewfin’ works here. Der’s lots of fings we’s wanna du, just gotta figgew it all out. MOL

 

So one day mommy wus in da kitchen makin’ hers a dwink (just a coke. mol) and meez wus layin’ in da floow waitin’ on hers. Meez nevew wants tu be faw fwum mommy. 🙂  Anyway, meez felt dat sumfin wus wong.  So meez got up and went ovew tu mommy and stawted pawin’ at hers ankle (dat’s all me kuld weach) and skweekin’ and tuwnin’ wownd and wownd.  Well mommy fawt meez wus so cute and hers luved meez so much dat hers weached down and picked meez up and stawted kissin’ me.  Me gotta tell ya’ dat meez luvs sum kisses, but sumfin bad wus gunna hapun.  And even tho’ meez didn’t know what,  meez had tu wawn mommy.  So meez stawted pushin’ mommy away and pattin’ hers face and skweekin’ still.  Mommy put meez back down and….now what, hers twied tu giv meez tweats.  Meez just kep pawin’ at hers and dancin’ wownd, and den it hapund.  Mommy lost all da colow in hers face and hers started wockin’ and den hers looked down at me and smiled and den, BOOM!! Wight on da floow she’s went.  Meez wus vewy scawed but meez didn’t wanna leav mommy eevew, so meez stayed and laid down aside hers and stawted purrin’.  It seemed like mommy wus der fuwevew so meez muved tu hers chest and stawted pattin and lickin’ hers face.  Dat’s da site mommy saw when hers came tu. MOL  Mommy still didn’t know what wus goin’ on wiff meez but hers gave me lots of luvin’ and dat wus okay tu. 🙂

 

A foo days latew, meez felt dat feelin’ agin and new sumfin bad wus gunna hapun. Dis time meez new what dat wus, but meez didn’t know what it wus called. Meez agin stawted pawin’ at mommy and skweekin’ and dancin’ wownd agin.  Mommy still didn’t listen tu meez, and down hers went agin. MOL  A foo more times, and mommy finally got da message me wus sendin’ hers. Meez knew dat hers wus gunna pass out afur hers did it.  Almost 30 minutes afur.  And once hers stawted payin’ tention tu meez den hers saved herself a many a bwuise and a dates wiff da floow. MOL  Mommy did sum weseawch and leawned dat animals can smell changes in body chemistwy. In uddew wowds wes’ know when yous’ sick. It’s da same way wes’ know is gunna wain or da winds gunna blow and da like.  Der are odow and tepewatuwe changes in da body dat wes’ smell and sense. Dat’s made meez able tu know when mommy’s gunna pass out, and meez luvs hers so much meez wants tu tell hers dat it’s gunna hapun.  Mommy has named what meez du tu tell her, ‘da dance’.     Dat’s just pawt of meez special bond wif mommy.      Meez got lots more tu tell, but til da nex time; Hav a Pawsum Day!!!

 

Meez keepin' and eye on meez new mommy. :)
Meez keepin’ an eye on meez new mommy. 🙂
Whatcha' duin' mommy?? Meez got me eyes on you. :)
Whatcha’ duin’ mommy?? Meez got me eyes on you. 🙂

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Dezi 

Lexi Learns tu be a Service Cat!!

Well meez vewy glad you’s all enjoyed weadin’ ’bout Shad. Aftew Shad went tu heaven mommy got anuddew kitty and twained him tu du da fings dat Shad had dun.  Mommy also volunteewed wif a wescue gwoup and hers specialized in kitty’s wif no mommy.  And dat’s where Lexi comes in. You’s can wead a bwief bio. ’bout hers stawt in life here  (https://dezizworld.wordpress.com/2014/02/22/)   As sum of you’s know, Lexi is 10 yeaws oldew den meez and since hers helped mommy teach meez how tu be a Service kitty, den meez fawt you’s shuld here a bit ’bout hers twainin’. We’s bof giv mommy massages evew day. Ow massages are bettew known as ‘makin’ biskits’, kneadin’, etc., but when focused on a pawticulaw awea at a specified time, den is called a ‘massage’. Well fur most kitty’s dis action comes natuwally, and it weally duz ifin a kitty gwows up wifout a fur mommy. So all mommy had tu du wus twain a natuwal action tu be dun when hers wanted and where hers wanted. Lexi luved mommy vewy much and hers wanted tu purrlease mommy. So mommy wuld take Lexi and  lay down and put Lexi abuv hers head and den mommy wuld coo at hers. Dis wuld cause Lexi tu stawt purrin’ and massagin’ at mommy’s head. By da way, dis is pawsum fur migwaine headaches. Anyways, didn’t take long and Lexi wus a mastew at da massage and wuld take hers place at mommy’s head anytime mommy wuld lay down.

 

Massage mastewed, Lexi wus ontu biggew fings. MOL It wus time fur hers tu help wiff mommy’s showews. One kitty wusn’t able tu pull or push mommy outta da tub, but 2 kitty’s, well 2 kitty’s kuld du lots more. Once Lexi wus big ’nuff tu hold hers own den she’s wus spected tu help out da wesident cats. Devon and Lucky (Devon wus da kitty mommy wescued aftew Shad died and Lucky adopted mommy fwum a littew hers waised while volunteerin’, hims wus 28 days oldew den Lexi. Bof  da boys were well twained. (Dey hav bof gone on tu heaven so meez won’t be covewin’ der twainin’).  So, Lexi had been watchin’ da boys wiff mommy in da showew fur a foo munfs, and hers watched as Lucky wus twained, but hers just nevew twied tu help out. Well dis day, Lucky stayed in da bedwoom when mommy went tu take a showew, and mommy and Devon and Lexi all went tu da pawdee box woom. As usual, mommy got intu da showew and den, well it hapund. Down hers went, and Devon jumped in da tub wight away and meowed fur Lexi tu du da same. Lexi didn’t wanna get wet, and hers didn’t know what tu du. She’s luved mommy so much and mommy had taken such good cawe of hers so in she’s jumped. Just den Lucky showed up and jumped in tu. Deys all meowed at each uddew and Devon got undew one of mommy’s awms and Lucky and Lexi got undew da uddew arm and deys all pushed until mommy’s uppew body and awms wus hangin obew da edge ob da tub. Lexi stawted pawin’ and lickin’ mommy’s face til hers came tu. Didn’t take long, and Lexi wus old hat at da showew and hers and Lucky finally got big ’nuff tu help mommy alone. 

 

Lexi also leawned tu dial 911 and dwive da wheelchaiw and bwing mommy small items. Mommy tawt hers these fings so meez gunna just tell you’s all ’bout these wiff meez twainin’. Meez had tu giv you’s all a little back stowwy afuw me kuld stawt tellin’ meez stowwy, but now is time. 🙂 So tune in tumowwo fur da beginnin’ of meez twainin’ tu leawn tu be a Service Cat.       Til da nex time, Hav a Pawsum day!!

Dis is Devon and Lucky and Lexi hangin' out tugeddew.
Dis is Devon (blue point Himi) and Lucky (flame point Siamese) and Lexi hangin’ out tugeddew.
Lexi hangin' out in da wheelchaiw.
Lexi hangin’ out in da wheelchaiw. 

 

 

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Shad, Mommy’s Original Service Cat pt. 2

Well mommy learned dat Shad could call fur help ifin it was needed. Now mommy was glad hers had never gotten onto Shad fur playin’ with da fone all those times. Mommy wondered what else Shad could do but mommy didn’t really know what all she needed. As bein’ disabled wus somethin’ mommy had never thought ’bout.  Well as me told you yesfurday mommy passes out quite a lot. Ifin hers raises both of hers arms above her head then hers fur sure gunna pass out. So ever time she takes a shower and washes hers hair, down she goes. MOL  Well of course any of you’s dat have a kitty knows dat you can’t go to da pawdee box room fur anythin’ alone.  And well Shad and mommy was no different. Anytime mommy went to da pawdee box room Shad was hot on hers heels. Shad had been sittin’ on da hooman pawdee watchin’ mommy take showers fur years, and now dat mommy wus passin’ out, Shad was still der observin’ it all. As mommy would start to pass out hers would grab hold of da shower curtain or shower bar, or anythin’ else hers could tryin’ not to fall. But alas, she would end up in da tub with new bruises and bangs and a nose full of water. Til one day…..

 

Mommy had gone to take hers shower as usual, and sure ’nuff while washin’ hers hair she’s started to get dizzy. Dat was da last thing mommy membered til hers came to with Shad in da shower with her up under mommys’ arm and tryin’ to push mommy over da edge of da tub. After mommy finished hers shower and dried her and Shad , mommy noticed a wad of hers hair by da outside of da tub. Mommy didn’t know what to think, cuz she still had a head full of hair and it didn’t hurt so she’s didn’t worry much ’bout it at da time.  But as da day wet on mommy kept thinkin’ ’bout it and thinkin’ how she’s didn’t come to this time with a nose full of water. So mommy set out to try tu figger out what had happened. After mommy had rested up hers went back to ‘take another shower’.  Shad of course was right there with her.  So mommy got da water runnin’ and purrtended to start washin’ hers hair and gettin dizzy. She’s noticed dat Shad jumped fwom da hooman pawdee to da edge of da tub. So mommy started grabbin at da shower curtain and Shad jumped in da tub. Mommy slid down, and Shad jumped on mommy and pawed at da shower curtain til it was moved back and then she’s started pawin’ mommys head and head bumpin’ hers head tryin’ to lift it up. And then she grabbed a mouth full of hair and pulled mommys head over so dat da water wasn’t hittin hers in da face. And then under mommy’s arm she’s went and started pushin’ with all hers might tryin’ to push mommy out of da tub.

 

Shad seemed to pick up on what mommy needed and she taught herself many more things befur she went to heaven. And because of her mommy knew dat hers could train any kitty cat to do da same things and more. And so dat’s zactly what mommy did and continues to do.  Since Shad went to heaven mommy has trained or helped train (as you’s will learn with meez story) 5 more Service Cats includin’ me. 🙂 And each kitty has brought sumthin’ new to mommy. Kitty’s are very smart and very sensitive so we’s make great Service Animals. Me sure hopes you’s have enjoyed hearin’ ’bout Shad, mommy’s original Service Cat, and me can’t wait to start tellin’ you’s all ’bout sis Lexi and me.          Til da nex time, Have a Happy and Blessed Easter!!

Happy and Blessed Easter!!
Happy and Blessed Easter!!
Happy and Blessed Easter.
Happy and Blessed Easter!!

 

 

 

 

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Dezi