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Hisssssssssss, Not at Meez Own House!!

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Meweek is Furiday!! Of course you all know dat meez new tu da blog world and twyin’ tu figger it all out. So tuday meez lernd dat is good tu hav a set time fur meez posts. We’s didn’t weally fink ’bout dat afur but we’s gunna twy tu stawt bein’ better and make meez posts more unifowm. MOL Meowsy good luck tu meez on gettin’ mommy tu membew. Hers gunna hav tu set an alawm. So anyway, we’s wus sittin’ wownd havin’ anudder lazy day, as is nice and wawm out tuday; when all of a sudden……..

Let meez tell you a little ’bout where we’s liv. We’s liv in a small kuntwee town and den we’s even more in da kuntwee. We’s hav a big woods hind our ‘partmunt and lots of wild animal visitors come and see us in da spwing and summew and fall. And we’s liv in ‘partmunts fur da eldewly and disabled so we’s hav da occasional abandoned kitty. You know da old school of fawt “take it tu da old people dey’ll feed it.” And deys wite. We’s wil all feed and twy tu take care of da kitty dat you’s (hopefully not you’s weadin’ dis postee) dumped on us and abandoned. And most of us can’t affowd tu feed owselves, but we’s will feed you’s poor kitty and purray dat da bobcats or coyotes or snakes, or skunks or any nummew of uddew wild animals don’t kill it. And we’s will cwy when it no longew shows up tu eat on our powch, unlike you’s hoo dwove away laffin’ when you’s fwu out you’s “beloved” furmily membew.  Well meez will happily share meez powch wif any of these cweatures cuz dey were either here fiwst or deys can’t help der situation and we’s hav a film on our door so dat helps tu keep people and cwittews fwum seein’ in. But ders sumfin meez won’t share meez powch wif, and dat’s da neighbows doggy.

Altho’ meez feels weally bad ’bout hims livin’ situation, der are wules and laws. And ifin we’s are spected tu liv by hese wules and laws den we’s fink evewpawdy shuld. So meez wus up on meez door pewch lookin’ out over da complex and enjoyin’ da sunshine when all of a sudden da neighbows doggy (we’s call hims heel nipper) jumped up on meez door and stawdid bawkin’ at meez. Hmmpht Dis is meez home!!! Hoo dus hims fink hims is tu be bawkin’ at me at meez own home!!  so meez stood up on meez door pewch and tuwned tu da side (meez alweady biggew den hims but you know how it is-MOL) and den meez hissed weally loud. and hims wan off skweelin’ MOL  MOL MOL Teach hims tu bawk at meez at meez own home!! Well mommy got up and came tu da door and hims stawdid bawkin and stawin ovew here fwum away off. Idiot (da neighbow) wus standin’ der wif da door open and tellin’ hims tu get inside. But hims kep backin’ away fwum der door. Finally idiot went out and got him and took hims in da house.

We’s know dat dey know lettin’ him wun wownd loose like dat  or tyin’ hims outside is against da wules cus deys been told and we’s just had inspectors fwum da home office and deys kep hims inside da hole fwee days dey wus here. Dat’s what makes mommy mad on top of da fact dat deys beat hims. When sumpawdy acts like da wules or da law dusn’t apply tu dem, deys make it bad fur all da uddew pet owner wenters in da wowld. More den once mommy found a gweat place tu liv but wus told no animals cuz deys unwuly and bawdder all da neibows.

Well now dat meez sed all dat, purrlease membew tu be wespectful of your neibows da nex time you let you’s doggy or kitty wun wild, specially ifin you’s liv in pawtmunts. Cuz most of da time you’s don’t hav a yawd of you’s own.

ImageDis be meez on meez door pewch checkin’ out da community. 🙂

 

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Copyright © ImageHope you’s havin’ a Pawsum day!!!!!

Til da nex time,

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses 😀

 

Dezi

What’s Kitty Playin’ Wif??

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OMC furiends du you know how much stuff der is fur kitties these days?? Wif sis Lexi’s Meowday comin’ up and sum of hers facebook furiends askin’ what she’s mite want den mommy’s been twyin’ tu get a wish list tugedder fur hers. And ders so many fings dat we’s been lookin’ fur 2 days now and mommy still hasn’t made it all da way fwu. MOL All our eyes are stawtin’ tu cwoss. Mommy sez she’s members a day when da kitties had a shelf. And on dat shelf wus all da food, tweats, litter and toys dat wus made fur cats.  All medicines came frum da VET, even fings like hairball control. MOL Nowadays ders not much you can’t buy and da toys……. And den ders da “furniture”. MOL Cats hav “furniture” now. Once we’s had A shelf and now we’s hav “furniture”. MOL And a kitty bed wus once a wownd  stuffed pillow wif edges. Now deys come in all shapes and sizes and colors and wif decowations and on pedestals or wifout. OMC And da foods you can buy…..ders a flavor, a can or a kibble fur evew kitty. Deys toys dat kitty plays wif by dem selves and dat uses batteries or motion detection. And ders da toys dat make your human play more den kitty just twyin’ tu get kitty innersted. MOL  We hav a foo of those and mommy hates dem cuz we’s wait til mommy’s exhausted afur we’s engage. MOL  Now don’t get meez wrong, ders still da little catnip stuffed animals, but ders ohh so much more. And da question evewpawdy’s askin’ is what wuld meez cat like da most?!  

Til da nex time, we’s will leav you wif a foo fotos tu fink on. MOL

ImageOMC a BOX!!! 🙂

ImageMeez wants tu play wif you’s sissy. 🙂

ImageCome on sis let’s play. 🙂

ImageYAY!!!! Iz da packin’ paper fwum da BOX!!!! 🙂

 

Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses 😀

 

Dezi

We’s Be Blest

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OMC da lawn krew wus here tuday!!! Meez hates all da noise dey make and it scares meez. We’s wus havin a purrfectly gweat day and den all of da sudden der dey wus. Only dey wusn’t in der normal twuck. Dey had a big yellow twuck tuday wif a big yellow twailer, so meez didn’t get hid afur deys stawdid up der noisy machines. And altho’ dey usually hang ‘wound here all day, tuday dey wus only here fur a little over a hour. Whew and fank catness cuz it wus time tu eat dinner. And meez gotta tell you dat meez never wants tu miss dinner.  🙂 Meez mite not sit down and eat it all at once like mommy wuld like meez tu but meez sure don’t wanna miss it. MOL Sis Lexi dusn’t mind da noise dey make and her and mommy keep hopin’ dat sumday meez will learn dat deys not gunna hurt me and stay out frum under da bed wif dem, but meez just don’t know.

Well Easter is just ‘wound da corner and den will be sis Lexi’s Meowday. Mommy’s been prowlin’ ‘wound amazon all day. Hoo knew der wus so many fings out der fur us kitties. Course mommy sez dey all must fink der toys and fings are made of gold cuz dey sure want a purretty penny fur dem. It’ll be okay tho’ cuz we’s don’t need mommy tu buy us anyfin’ cuz hers got us da bestest gift in da universe when hers gav us a name and added hers tu it. We’s know dat we’s are vewy special kitties and we’s hav da bestest mommy ever. We’s hav tuns of luv and now so many furiend/furmily members frum facebook and SMC and now meez blog and Cat Scouts. Mommy sez we’s da blestest kitties and hers is da blestest mommy in da universe. So til da nex time, Hav a blest nite. 😀

ImageA furiend made dis fur us and it be so tru. 

ImageWe’s luv each udder so much and sis Lexi takes such good care of meez. 

 

 

Nippin’ After da Stowm

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Did ya’ miss meez?? MOL Last nite we’s had elektrikal storms and so we’s kuldn’t be on da puter. And meez wus hidin’ out under da bed tu. MOL Da sky wus all lit up and da funder wus roarin’ and da wain wus pourin’. Mommy sez dat all of dat will make fur a vewy purretty summer. Meez sez  we’s will see ifin is all worf it or not when summer gets here. Fur now is still hot one day and cold da nex. Sis Lexi and meez got sum new toys yesfurday fwum owr awnty Kathie and Mimi da bengal girl frum facebook. Dey are pawsum, course what kitty dusn’t like a good catnip sock. So tuday we’s had a little nip over load. 

Imageplayin’ wif da nip cigar. 🙂

ImageAnd den meez had a little fun wif meez scwatchin’ post.

ImageAnd of course sis lexi got in on da fun tu. 🙂

ImageAnd meez got up close wif mommy fur a selfie. MOL

Til da nex time hav a pawsum nite/day. Kitty kisses tu you all.

Wif Much Luv, 😀

Dezi