OMC What a day mommy and me had yesfurday. Me told you dat we wuz gunna be goin’ to mommy’s doctor fur hers mumffly pointment, wight? (clicks back to last blog post and scans it quickly) Yes we did. Well, Ooooops me needs to back up a bit. Me is so good at gettin’ ahead of meez selff. Yous know? Ooops me ca also get off twack purretty easy too. MOL So anyways, backin’ up a bit, we joined da blogosphere Christmas cawd exchange. And we wecently, like all da rest of you; got da list. OMC Dat wuz a lot of work. Fank you so much fur all yous hawd work. And we also put out a shout here a kupple times askin’ fur emails and on facebook too. So we stawted weceivin’ da most pawsum cawds this past week and mommy decided we needed to work on ours.
As usual munny, or da lack of it dictates dat we must send ow cawds fwu email. But dat’s okay, it’s da fawt dat counts wight?. Of course it is. So mommy stawted workin’ on ow email lists to send out ow Christmas cawds and she saw an email dat she had furgotten to open. She clicked on it, and one of ow pawsumly wunnewful furiends had gifted us an account wiff one of da coolest ecawd sites. So we fawt we wuld work on a foo cawds and get them sent out. We got stawted and da nex time mommy looked up it wuz almost 6 in da meownin’.
Me told you all dat mommy’s not been sleepin’ so good these days, so she wuz almost wide awake. Me can tell y’all sis Lexi and me awen’t havin’ any twubble in da sleepin’ depawtment so weez not unnewstand mommy at all. But anyways she wuz twyin’ to get sum of ow cawds addwessed and sent, when she wealized dat all da pawsum work dat had been dun by Miss Tracey and Miss Julie on da lists; didn’t include da names/adwessees on da email list. So we hav all these emails and not weally know hoo they belong too. Okay sum of them awe purretty self explanatowy, but not all of them awe, so 4 hours after hers stawted workin’ on ow cawds at 6 am mommy sed she had to quit and get a kupple hours of sleep. Cuz altho’ mommy might liv a little dangerously ifin she be by hers selff, she wuld never purrpussly put Lexi or me in danger.
So, we got a foo cawds sent out “this meownin’”. Ifin yous haven’t gotten a cawd fwum us yet, don’t worry, mommy sed hers wuz gunna work on them sum more this weekend. Well at this point we finally went to bed. Mommy slep wight fwu da alarm. Actually she didn’t sleep fwu it, we wuz just enjoyin’ da cuddle time so much we didn’t wanna get up. Yep, we hav a good mommy. So as not to disturb hers sleepin’ angels she went back to sleep. And da nex time we all woke up wuz an hour later.
So we got up and wound and wuz eain’ bwekky when da neighbor stawted bangin on da walls. What in da world kuld she be duin’? After all hers moved in mumffs ago and banged on da walls and floor a lot back then. There’s only a small bit of space in these pawtments anyways. And then anudder neighbor came walkin’ up da walkway to da door. All me kuld fink wuz, “Go away. Can’t yous see we be twyin’ to eat ow bwekky?” MOL Anyways mommy twied to check ow udder emails and found a bottomless pit of emails. Hers twied to read and answer a foo of them and then it wuz time to go. Mommy hoisted me in da stwoller and gwabbed hers purrse, told Lexi we wuld see hers in a bit, and away we went. LATE as usual. Me will tell you dat when mommy wuz yunger hers wuz never late to anyfin’. Quite da contwawy, her wuz early fur everyfin’. And bein late all da time is weally furrustwatin’ to mommy. Me too, cuz in da rush hers always furgets da camewa.
Well we went to see Doc as planned, and him was lookin’ purretty rough. Let me tell you, dat soon to be ex-wife of hims is as bad as hims first. So after we left there we went stwaight to da fawmacy. But they sed they hadn’t gotten da only scwip dat Doc wuz posed to be emailin’ over wusn’t there. So mommy’s like, “Well I can’t afford to come back over here, can you call him and find out what the problem is?” So they tell mommy she can call, but they can’t. Purrlease, just more of peeps not wantin’ to do their jobs. So mommy calls and Doc had sent it to anudder fawmacy. We finally got it all stwaightened out and got mommy’s medicin and we wuz off. It wuz later than we spected since we had da extwa purrawlems so da bank wuz closed and me kuldn’t go and visit. Dat’s okay, mommy has a diffewent kind of doctor pointment on Munday so me can go then.
So ow nex stop wuz da dollar store to see ifin they had a dirt cheap Christmas twee dat mommy kuld buy fur us. We go in and stawt lookin’ wound and OMC da store had fur sure been picked over. We finally found da twees, and there wusn’t much there. A silver tinsel twee, a gween 10 foot twee and a 4 footer wiff no lights or base. So mommy twacked down one of da nice workers and asked ifin those wuz da only twees they had. While da lady wuz in da back lookin’ fur sum more twees, purrefurably gween, mommy found a foo twees on da very top shelff. So we went to da back to tell hers and she bwought up all da same twees dat wuz there. They wuz in a foo diffewent colors, but a little to lawge fur us and OMC they musta been back there furever. There wuz cobwebs and dead spiders everywhere. So mommy pointed out da one hers had found and asked ifin they had it in a box in da back. Well da answer wuz a wesoundin’ no, but they decided they wuld sell us da display at a discounted purrice. So yes, we got a twee. Mommy sez this weekend is gunna be da deaff of hers cuz she’s gunna be duin’ a ton of stuff this weekend includin’ puttin’ up ow new twee.
So we headed up to da fwunt of da store to check out and a bag of toosie rolls caught mommys eyes. (yep she luvs da tootsie rolls). Mommy kuldn’t stand it so she picked ‘em up and told da cashier she needed to get a purrice on them. OMC Yous will never guess what da purrize wuz. 1 shiny penny. Dat’s wight, 1 cent. Da manager sed da snack baw size is bein’ discontinued, dat’s why. Mommy’s eyes got big as saucers and she told da lady to put ‘em in da bag. A foo tweats later and we wuz headed back home. But mommy wuz even more exhausted now than she wuz earlier. So we haven’t gotten any visitin’ dun or readin’ of yous comments, but we purromise to get dat dun and soon.
So, till da nex time…………Be Blest!!!
And Lexi and me awe so happy ‘bout dat. Mommy dusn’t do it enuff. Her luvs us sumtimes too much. When mommy sez weez be hers world, she weally means it. And of course we be glad ‘bout dat and mommy be ow world too, but sumtimes mommies need a little mommy only time. And ow mommy dusn’t weally do dat. 
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